External Link/Members OnlyRead past review. I was in a hotel at 8PM since I got timewasted by another girl and decided to give this agency a call. I had positive experiences in the past and a negative one although I thought i would give them one last go. Phoned up agency and the receptionist was polite. Decided to pick Chloe as I like pretty blonde girls.. her description is listed as 'European' and I now know why they do this.. read on.. discussed prices of £220 for 2 hours. Agency told me Chloe will be here within the hour.
I phone up within the hour and I get told there is a 'delay' which actually means they just accepted a booking over mine. I get told she will be there in another 45 minutes. I wait again and phone up. She has experienced 'another delay' and will be another 25 minutes. In the past this agency only takes 45 minutes to get here. Another 25 minutes pass and I am wondering what is going on. Agency tell me they do not know where my hotel is ? Receptionist had an IQ of about 12. Somehow could not locate my hotel even though i gave them full address, post code and website address ?
Chloe then phones up asking where the hotel is. IQ level currently at 7. Tells me she is close yet she is far away. She eventually turns up. I realise soon as she talks/walks in I have just been had. Romanian struts in the door. The website says 'European' which is true - although they are not specific because they know the reputation of Romanians - yet they still employ them?
I cut the original 3 hours down. Chloe is good looking I give her that. I figure this will be a classic bang and fuck her off. Not expecting any kind of GFE but a 20 year marriage wife gone off sex experience.
Chloe turns out to be a utter crackpot. I confirm services with her and she says she does OWO extra £50 including kissing. I do not go for this. I can tell she is nervous so i start slow. Rubbing her body and letting her become not so nervous. We kiss but it was a little peck not even a real kiss. We get to the blowjob and it was the worst blowjob in the world. Doesn't go deep. Rubbish technique and asks me why haven't i cummed yet? Well no I have booked my full time and i will get it.
She goes hot then cold. Hot then cold. I stay unreactive and laugh at her as i was amused by this whole experience. I then bang her doggy - her pussy is like a wizards sleeve. Could not feel much. She has obviously had kids. She then starts refusing basic services out of no where. I say no I am the customer I have paid for my time and you will give me these services. A lot of hassle dealing with her woman shit but we get over the barriers. End up cumming hard all over her chest.
She then takes the tissue with my spunk on and starts putting it near her pussy. You want babies? I figured she must of been kidding so I smile and humor her and say i don't want my babies being short like you. She then puts the tissue closer to her pussy and says You give nice babies. Sexy blue eyes and tall! At this point she is right off her rocker so i grab tissue and put it in bin.
All in all crap punt with a crackpot Romanian.