Fuckme_Carmenxo Glasgow

[Problem Child]

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1 hour in call £160

Happened fairly recently.

Comms were v  good . Messaged her via AW to enquire about availability, got a quick reply then booking arranged with a couple more emails and then by text. No issues at all.

Location was a  tenement flat in Shawlands. A bit sparse, could do with a bath mat and better lighting in the bedroom, but otherwise fine. Don’t know if this is a short term let or her working flat. (Probs should’ve asked)


SP is as described in her previous reviews as Alisha when she was with GEA. Petite, slim, smallish natural tits, cracking wee arse and a  cute, pretty face. As previously mentioned she does have some stretch marks on her belly, didn’t bother me.
She’s very nicely proportioned and has a sort of sweet innocent look about her 

As soon as I arrived was greeted with a big smile and kiss. She was dressed in a nice thong and bra set with stockings and a sheer robe over the top of it. Handed over the dosh and had a good snog and grope of that arse before jumping in the shower.
Then it was straight into the action.

Services were DFK, OWO with CIM and swallow, RO, light fingering, protected sex and a coupla’ pops.
Her BJ is excellent, loads of spitting and attention to and under the balls. Lots of eye contact too while she tongued and tongued before going for it with DT. She also got incredibly wet just from sucking dick. My kind of girl!
She was clean and smooth and incredibly responsive to RO with a lovely wee tight pussy.
The actual fucking itself was superb. Hard,  fast, energetic  and raw, almost animalistic with her screaming her head off and ranting filth the whole time. The filth coming out her mouth juxtaposed with that sweet innocent looking face really adds to the fun. Felt like I’d had quite the workout when we were done..

Overall a great punt, I had a lot of fun and I’d go back in a heartbeat.
She’s a good laugh and has her whoring persona down to a T IMO.  Her brief description in her AW page pretty much sums her up perfectly.
 She clearly knows her strengths as an SP and uses them well.

 
 

[Thepunteruk]

Can I ask, just how "full on" was the dfk?

[Problem Child]

Can I ask, just how "full on" was the dfk?

Very full on.
Tongues pretty much down each other’s throats, mostly hers down mine. 

If that’s not really your thing she could probably dial it back a bit, although  if that’s not really your thing then she’s probably not the right hooker for you. Pretty much everything is full on with her..

[Thepunteruk]

It is my thing. Email sent
 

[Glesgaboy]

She just cancelled on me at last minute 

and is off for two weeks it says on her page 🤔🤔🤔

Her life seems to be a roller coaster. 

[addictedtowhores]

Sent a mail to arrange a meet was told she was off for 2 weeks but to see her i'd have to get a test and show her before i can get a meet..... is it just me she's asked or anyone else had to give a test certificate...

[Glesgaboy]

She said to me all new clients to get a STI cert !
Like that’s gonna happen.

Usually 2 and 2 makes 4.
Nae luck Carmen 

[PR67]

Sent a mail to arrange a meet was told she was off for 2 weeks but to see her i'd have to get a test and show her before i can get a meet..... is it just me she's asked or anyone else had to give a test certificate...

Not just you. I emailed her the other day about a meet and got a reply today saying same thing.

[addictedtowhores]

I told her i'd seen her before at GEA and wasn't new... was told even regulars provide a certificate

[PR67]

I wouldn't even know how to get a certificate. Any time I've ever had a test I just phoned up for results.

[pilgrim]

Her body, her choice and her rules.
I saw her earlier this week at a different location to the OPs. Must get round to doing my own review. Totally agree with OP, i think he has covered it all.

[Problem Child]

Didn’t have to provide any proof when I went, but I go to the Sandyford every few months for a checkup so no biggie if I have to provide some sort of test results in future.
Never had an actual certificate either, that’s just something for prying eyes to find, but I’m sure u can get results texted to ur punting phone.

[Glesgaboy]

I just got an online test on Amazon and binned the email test result 

[pilgrim]

Sent a mail to arrange a meet was told she was off for 2 weeks but to see her i'd have to get a test and show her before i can get a meet..... is it just me she's asked or anyone else had to give a test certificate...

I got a msg from Carmen and she mentioned being "...off till 05/07. If you can get tested for STIs and show me the results before Im back then I'll be happy to see you..."  There was no mention of a certificate? 

[Glesgaboy]

Same thing bud 

[Abdhal]

Didn’t have to provide any proof when I went, but I go to the Sandyford every few months for a checkup so no biggie if I have to provide some sort of test results in future.
Never had an actual certificate either, that’s just something for prying eyes to find, but I’m sure u can get results texted to ur punting phone.

I would get yourself tested. 
Even get a home testing kit, if you have been tested recently.

[Glesgaboy]

Good advice indeed if you’ve seen her. 

[peedee7]

Got the same reply, clear as mud.
Post removed by mod, contravenes rule #25

[Glesgaboy]

Exactly

[Abdhal]

Post removed by mod, contravenes rule #25

[Glesgaboy]

My goodness
I think you just might be about right. 

[Dman88]

I think it’s you who misunderstands, she has clearly said she’s not working for 2 weeks

[peedee7]

I think it’s you who misunderstands, she has clearly said she’s not working for 2 weeks

Cool, we all have our own interpretation of the situation, feel free to get your cert. and take the risk then.

[Clattypats]

She said to me all new clients to get a STI cert !
Like that’s gonna happen.

Usually 2 and 2 makes 4.
Nae luck Carmen 

No that's never gonna happen, and shows how fucking naive she is... Only as good as the "paper it's written on" so to speak...

Anyone could get a test, shag a civvie bareback next day, then the cert isn't worth the paper it's written on!... 

[Clattypats]

I think it’s you who misunderstands, she has clearly said she’s not working for 2 weeks

Are you a pimp for GEA girls? Seem to know the ins n outs and not one Indy review... 

[Clattypats]

I think it’s you who misunderstands, she has clearly said she’s not working for 2 weeks

I'll ask you this Dman88... In your 4 years on here (2017) you've done 3 GEA reviews made plenty of comments relating to WGs on GEA, but not once have you mentioned Katie?

She's/you've been there a while, or at least on and off... You have a 3 year gap in posting - Sept 1st 2018 till 2021...Katies last review before 2021 was Sept 1st 2018...Coincidence?...

[Dman88]

Are you a pimp for GEA girls? Seem to know the ins n outs and not one Indy review... 

No, I’ve explained many times that I see Alisha regularly. I’ve never signed up to AW, due to privacy concerns and the layout of the website is not great. I’ve only ever used GEA, but the offerings right now are shocking and I don’t earn enough to “TOFTT”. So I keep my cash for someone I know I’ll have a good time with.

[Dman88]

I'll ask you this Dman88... In your 4 years on here (2017) you've done 3 GEA reviews made plenty of comments relating to WGs on GEA, but not once have you mentioned Katie?

She's/you've been there a while, or at least on and off... You have a 3 year gap in posting - Sept 1st 2018 till 2021...Katies last review before 2021 was Sept 1st 2018...Coincidence?...

I have never seen Katie that’s why. I prefer petite/slim/athletic. I’ve passed her in the flat, and I’m not attracted to her at all. So never booked. Last time I went for something different I didn’t enjoy myself, so won’t waste my cash again.

I’m not sure what it is you’re trying to accuse me of? Could you clarify? I’ve already explained some time ago that I was in a relationship and had a break from punting. I don’t know what you think links me to Katie lol but you are far wrong

[Clattypats]

I have never seen Katie that’s why. I prefer petite/slim/athletic. I’ve passed her in the flat, and I’m not attracted to her at all. So never booked. Last time I went for something different I didn’t enjoy myself, so won’t waste my cash again.

I’m not sure what it is you’re trying to accuse me of? Could you clarify? I’ve already explained some time ago that I was in a relationship and had a break from punting. I don’t know what you think links me to Katie lol but you are far wrong

I think you are Katie, even some of the posting style is quite effeminate 

[Dman88]

No that's never gonna happen, and shows how fucking naive she is... Only as good as the "paper it's written on" so to speak...

Anyone could get a test, shag a civvie bareback next day, then the cert isn't worth the paper it's written on!... 

Are you suggesting we all shouldn’t be getting tested then? I think it’s wise for all of us to be getting tested regularly, and it’s wise for Alisha to be encouraging people to get tested before visiting her.

[Dman88]

I think you are Katie, even some of the posting style is quite effeminate 

  Then I think you need to go back to the drawing board 

[Clattypats]

I’ve already explained some time ago that I was in a relationship and had a break from punting.

Where?

[Dman88]

Where?

In another thread somewhere, can’t remember where 

[Clattypats]

Are you suggesting we all shouldn’t be getting tested then? I think it’s wise for all of us to be getting tested regularly, and it’s wise for Alisha to be encouraging people to get tested before visiting her.

I get tested every 12 weeks... I know the script, thanks...
I do agree though STI allegations aren't allowed on here though...

[Clattypats]

In another thread somewhere, can’t remember where 

It doesn't exist, that's why... 

[Dman88]

I get tested every 12 weeks... I know the script, thanks...
I do agree though STI allegations aren't allowed on here though...

I haven’t alleged anything. I’m saying it’s sensible for us all to be getting tested regularly and that Alisha/Carmen has every right to request that your cock doesn’t have any infections before shoving it down her throat. I don’t think she wants an actual paper certificate

[Clattypats]

, and it’s wise for Alisha to be encouraging people to get tested before visiting her.

Do you think we all take certs to meet WGs?... Is this the new way fwd, give me peace... If she's requesting that, it's not worth "the paper it's written on" as I've already explained... 

[Dman88]

It doesn't exist, that's why... 

Your eyes must be getting tired

[Clattypats]

I haven’t alleged anything. I’m saying it’s sensible for us all to be getting tested regularly and that Alisha/Carmen has every right to request that your cock doesn’t have any infections before shoving it down her throat. I don’t think she wants an actual paper certificate

You're even dafter than her then...
So she'll just take a punters word for it then, that they get tested?

[Dman88]

Do you think we all take certs to meet WGs?... Is this the new way fwd, give me peace... If she's requesting that, it's not worth "the paper it's written on" as I've already explained... 

No but we should all be taking clean cocks to see them! I don’t see what the big issue with having a test done is, i would say it’s just common courtesy!

[Clattypats]

Your eyes must be getting tired

link it then!

[Dman88]

You're even dafter than her then...
So she'll just take a punters word for it then, that they get tested?

I’m not sure how she’ll get them to prove it. Also not sure why someone would lie instead of just getting tested lol it is in the interest of their own health as well  she tells me she’s blocking those who seem reluctant to the suggestion.

[Clattypats]

No but we should all be taking clean cocks to see them! I don’t see what the big issue with having a test done is, i would say it’s just common courtesy!

Shows how naive you are... You could have the cleanest looking cock in the world, yet have an STI, then the punter that turns up with the cheesy helmet is STI free... 
Don't think most punters need told how to turn up at bookings... Anymore words of wisdom?

[Clattypats]

I’m not sure how she’ll get them to prove it. Also not sure why someone would lie instead of just getting tested lol it is in the interest of their own health as well  she tells me she’s blocking those who seem reluctant to the suggestion.

Good, I wouldn't book her on that premise... Its not a fucking porn shoot, maybe she should go back to GEA with you, her timekeeping might improve for a start!

[Dman88]

Shows how naive you are... You could have the cleanest looking cock in the world, yet have an STI, then the punter that turns up with the cheesy helmet is STI free... 
Don't think most punters need told how to turn up at bookings... Anymore words of wisdom?

Clean meaning not with an infection    put the bone down and get to bed, you’re starting to ramble

[Clattypats]

Clean meaning not with an infection    put the bone down and get to bed, you’re starting to ramble

No, you are just totally clueless!.. Read back everything you've said then come back to me with something meaningful... 

[Dman88]

Shows how naive you are... You could have the cleanest looking cock in the world, yet have an STI, then the punter that turns up with the cheesy helmet is STI free... 
Don't think most punters need told how to turn up at bookings... Anymore words of wisdom?

You’re very handy with the personal attacks aren’t you, clatty? For someone who’s never met me, yet you’ve branded me “daft” and “naive” because I think it’s a good idea for both WG’s and punters to get tested regularly. Play nice, I haven’t called you any names 

[Dman88]

No, you are just totally clueless!.. Read back everything you've said then come back to me with something meaningful... 

I’m clueless as well! Just as well I’m thick skinned 

[Dman88]

Read back everything you've said then come back to me with something meaningful... 

I invite you to do the same 

[Clattypats]

You’re very handy with the personal attacks aren’t you, clatty? For someone who’s never met me, yet you’ve branded me “daft” and “naive” because I think it’s a good idea for both WG’s and punters to get tested regularly. Play nice, I haven’t called you any names 

It's not a personal attack, it's fact... 
How would she know if punters get tested or not, word of mouth?...
Here's a wee eg. For you... Go to SandyFord, get tested, get the results back in 10-14 days, Inbetween that period from getting tested someone barebacks 5 civvies... How does that certificate work for you then?