Who is the oldest of us all?

[latecomer]

Good on you, tigerone!  Hope you keep going. I've got quite some years to go to catch up with you yet.

[Thephoenix]

Come on, WelshClipper; to quote John McEnroe, "You cannot be serious, man!"

Surely you know that SPs have their own special calendars which bear very little relationship to your actual calendar? How else could you explain the fact that a once-Regular of mine now shows her age as 52, when she was quoting a broadly similar age at the time I last saw her 10 or 11 years ago??

I think they forget to add V.A.T. 

[norwichfunseeker]

I had a similar cheering moment, but also a glimpse of reality. The doctor said "how old are you?" "86". "Well you don't look it."

Two days later in a moment of madness I travelled 5 hours by train (can't drive) to see a voluptuous strumpet. It was hard work cumming. I must moderate my insane behaviour.

Glad you didn't mix the appointments up,

[Thephoenix]

I had a similar cheering moment, but also a glimpse of reality. The doctor said "how old are you?" "86". "Well you don't look it."

Two days later in a moment of madness I travelled 5 hours by train (can't drive) to see a voluptuous strumpet. It was hard work cumming. I must moderate my insane behaviour.

Sounds like it was hard work cumming and going chum.

[Colston36]

Sounds like it was hard work cumming and going chum.

The going was tedious; the cumming was a struggle; the getting back home was a nightmare.

[BeamedUp]

Good to see a wide range of ages on here. I'm 38 and had about 25-30 punts over a ten year period

[Horizontal pleasures]

Just 75 HP, still getting what pleasure I can from time to time. So I don't perform quite as well, who cares, I enjoy it and they are getting paid. A few have actually declined on age grounds, fair enough but most have made it enjoyable, so I'll carry on carrying on a while longer.

LIKE

[unclepokey]

I'm also 75 but my fave sex worker friend is a lady of 60 who looks half her age. Seems like the best of two worlds - my secret one and my even more secret one.

[Home Alone]

I should have added in my recent posts that I'm 76 and at the beginning of next month will celebrate the 18th anniversary of my first punt. Inspired by another member on here whose name I'm sorry I cannot now recollect, I intend to have a commemorative punt on the actual anniversary, almost certainly with someone I've seen before.

I'm convinced, rightly or wrongly, that I don't look my age. If any SP were to enquire, I'd tell her I've just turned 67!

[Home Alone]

I can't find a link to it just now; but I heard an item on Radio 4 yesterday about a significant rise in the number of over-65s being referred, or referring themselves to Sexual Health Clinics.

I couldn't help thinking of this thread!

[webpunter]

Age is but a number
A man is as old as the woman he feels ...
I prefer 30s-40s & fit early 50s
If i'm still able to punt at 76 [fingers crossed] this will be just shy of 60 years since the 1st time i got the 'folding' out 
Good luck on the commemorative punt
Maybe push the boat out with an extended booking
You could make a day of it and intersperse [ideal recovery time] with some rambling 

I should have added in my recent posts that I'm 76 and at the beginning of next month will celebrate the 18th anniversary of my first punt. Inspired by another member on here whose name I'm sorry I cannot now recollect, I intend to have a commemorative punt on the actual anniversary, almost certainly with someone I've seen before.

I'm convinced, rightly or wrongly, that I don't look my age. If any SP were to enquire, I'd tell her I've just turned 67!

[mh]

If i'm still able to punt at 76 [fingers crossed] this will be just shy of 60 years since the 1st time i got the 'folding' out 

Bet it folds more easily now than back then. 

It reminded me of the Jimmy Carr routine "Thumbing In A Softie".

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[simon07]

I am wondering if she will still need me
Will she still feed me
Now that i am 64.

anyone ever do a graph by some survey monkey of the age range of UKP users?

[MrMatrix]

I am wondering if she will still need me
Will she still feed me
Now that i am 64.

anyone ever do a graph by some survey monkey of the age range of UKP users?

I dont think so but I'd be interested in running it. Yes I'd be very interested in the results. I'm thinking the popular punting group is 60's to 70's.

[arrow0404]

Just come across this tread - I wonder if HP is in punting heaven now 

[southcoastpunter]

Just come across this tread - I wonder if HP is in punting heaven now 

the question was asked about a month or so ago in the OT thread   https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=379718.0

[arrow0404]

the question was asked about a month or so ago in the OT thread   https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=379718.0

Missed it 

[Murray Mint]

Where is Trouncer?
He's the oldest guy I know on the scene.
He won't thank me for saying so but, fuck me, if I had his libido at his age I'd be off the scale.

Uncle P

Seven years later and still punting, I see. His last review on A/W was just three weeks ago.

When I started punting some 21 years ago, Trouncer's exploits and 'field reports' were my inspiration!....

[I like natural boobs]

I had a few visits to a girl called Rosie at The Office parlour at Dewsbury before it closed a few years ago and she told me that she had a regular who was 87 years old. She told me he could still manage to perform well enough to reach orgasm too.

[Thephoenix]

I had a few visits to a girl called Rosie at The Office parlour at Dewsbury before it closed a few years ago and she told me that she had a regular who was 87 years old. She told me he could still manage to perform well enough to reach orgasm too.

Very lucky guy!
I'm only 82 and finally having to admit I've got no lead left in my pencil.

Peripheral artery disease, peripheral neuropathy, prostate problems, borderline diabetes have finally caught up with me, with finastaride being the final nail in the coffin.

At least I can maybe partake of a relaxing massage occasionally and report back accordingly.

[Iloveoral]

HP was 74 when he started this thread in 2016,
I notice he hasn’t been online since mid December’22
Hope he’s ok 

[webpunter]

Back in the day HP's conquests used to regularly appear in the WEPC thread
He was good value when i would do some jestin & remind him of this
Like do NOT open AW link whilst eating
Thankfully he hadn't worked out how to post pics 
Did a few PMs & a thoroughly nice bloke
He must have some stories to tell
& how he never caught the big one i have no idea
& in any event at his age even if he did meds would keep it at bay before old age was the deciding factor
IIRC correctly there was a Mrs HP & he would have to organize his punting accordingly with great precision

[pythondan]

Or that he went out in a blaze of glory enjoying the company of several of his lady friends and that the undertaker had problems getting the lid on his coffin! 

           

[webpunter]

Home Alone hasn't logged in since start of April so 3 months
& he mentioned some medical issues which caused him to have to cease our fave sport
I picked him up on review stats [when this was fine for UKP'ers] to do
He responded mentioning XYZ issue & did i look a tosser or what
Did some PMs all fine after that

[webpunter]

Or that he went out in a blaze of glory enjoying the company of several of his lady friends and that the undertaker had problems getting the lid on his coffin! 

           

 
I'm surprised that the BMA didnt use his todger for medical research to try & establish how he never caught the big one
Not even sure that he knew what condoms were 

[Thephoenix]

Home Alone hasn't logged in since start of April so 3 months
& he mentioned some medical issues which caused him to have to cease our fave sport
I picked him up on review stats [when this was fine for UKP'ers] to do
He responded mentioning XYZ issue & did i look a tosser or what
Did some PMs all fine after that

He was due to go on one of his jaunts to The Antipodes, so maybe he's shacked up with an Aussie Sheila in Woolloomooloo.

[Iloveoral]

I'm surprised that the BMA didnt use his todger for medical research to try & establish how he never caught the big one
Not even sure that he knew what condoms were 

He did save a few quid on condoms 
But he was always very upfront and honest
Hopefully he’s having a break and all good
He’s a great guy and have a load of respect for him
Glad your hanging in with us too matey, you’ve about 15-20 years on me, I’ll keep going to the end probably on a Thai 

[Iloveoral]

He was due to go on one of his jaunts to The Antipodes, so maybe he's shacked up with an Aussie Sheila in Woolloomooloo.

Let’s hope 

[webpunter]

He did save a few quid on condoms 
But he was always very upfront and honest
Hopefully he’s having a break and all good
He’s a great guy and have a load of respect for him
Glad your hanging in with us too matey, you’ve about 15-20 years on me, I’ll keep going to the end probably on a Thai 

+1
Are you referring to moi ? 
Given that you've cranked up 300+ reviews i had you a tad older than 25-30 

I'm with you on the thai modus operandi
Its a good way off yet thankfully, phew TFFT 
 

[arrow0404]

HP was 74 when he started this thread in 2016,
I notice he hasn’t been online since mid December’22
Hope he’s ok 

There’s a local Tesco to HP - with to many bars of green and blacks chocolates there aren’t being sold any more. - what a guy

[catweazle]

Many years ago  I was waiting to see the (in)famous Chelsea at Fingertips in Manchester.  As those who had that particular pleasure will know she was totally shameless, often wandering into the lounge naked between clients.

On this particular occasion, she stepped into the room, naked as per  looking like she'd just done a bukkake scene in a porno . "Jesus! He doesn't half cum a lot" she said and went off to the shower.

A few minutes later she and Connie brought the said client into the lounge for a cup of tea.  They needed to help him, as he was a tiny little ancient man (looked a bit like "young Mr Grace" from 'Are you being served,?')  Good on the old fella!

[Thephoenix]

Many years ago  I was waiting to see the (in)famous Chelsea at Fingertips in Manchester.  As those who had that particular pleasure will know she was totally shameless, often wandering into the lounge naked between clients.

On this particular occasion, she stepped into the room, naked as per  looking like she'd just done a bukkake scene in a porno . "Jesus! He doesn't half cum a lot" she said and went off to the shower.

A few minutes later she and Connie brought the said client into the lounge for a cup of tea.  They needed to help him, as he was a tiny little ancient man (looked a bit like "young Mr Grace" from 'Are you being served,?')  Good on the old fella!

It's a wonder she didn't see him off!
What a way to go!
Lying on your back with Chelsea vigorously bouncing up down, cowgirl style, with your dick rammed up her arsehole would seriously raise anyone's heart rate.

[MrMatrix]

HP was 74 when he started this thread in 2016,
I notice he hasn’t been online since mid December’22
Hope he’s ok 

I too had noticed HP was missing in action. I too am amazed he never caught anything. Hope he's ok and will come back to the fold.
I hope Im still punting at 74 let alone his current age of 81 if hes still here.

[webpunter]

I too had noticed HP was missing in action. I too am amazed he never caught anything. Hope he's ok and will come back to the fold.
I hope Im still punting at 74 let alone his current age of 81 if hes still here.

+1
You'd better get cracking then if you wanna get to say 125 reviews 

[MrMatrix]

+1
You'd better get cracking then if you wanna get to say 125 reviews 

Its a nice though Webby. However I dont post all my punts, most I do. Ive had a couple of regulars this year which has been very nice.
But I still look, currently at Petit Marie who you saw nowt so long ago. Must remember to take my spanners for those scammel wheel nuts

[Charliehutton]

Home Alone hasn't logged in since start of April so 3 months
& he mentioned some medical issues which caused him to have to cease our fave sport

Fingers crossed he's ok. The last post I remember he was at a business conference in Nottingham, told the rest of the delegates he was too tired to attend their function, and instead spent the entire afternoon in bed with Hannah Lorde, one of the city's finest. Top man!

[webpunter]

Its a nice though Webby. However I dont post all my punts, most I do. Ive had a couple of regulars this year which has been very nice.
But I still look, currently at Petit Marie who you saw nowt so long ago. Must remember to take my spanners for those scammel wheel nuts

I was but jesting
There is something to be said for regs
Me thinks most reasonably active UKP'ers have em

As for PM unless you are gagging i'd pass
Spanners & socket set, dont forget

[Iloveoral]

There is something to be said for regs
Me thinks most reasonably active UKP'ers have em

Must just be me then that don’t, I do like the variety even if they are mostly Thai 

[scutty brown]

"Willie the Great" says he's in his eighties

[MrMatrix]

Must just be me then that don’t, I do like the variety even if they are mostly Thai 

Its the 1st year out of many Ive got some sort of regular. I'm actually quite pleased although one of them seems to have disappeared and gone back home for the summer I think