Condoms in UK Hotel room

[nwluvit]

So, last week I checked into a well known Hotel Chain and was upgraded to a better room.
Needed to store my laptop in the safe which was in the desk drawer.
As were 2 boxes of condoms!!
One ribbed (12 pack, already opened). One extra strong suitable for anal sex.
Stayed in Hotels in China where they provide condoms in the room, but this is a first for me in the UK.
Any one else seen this?

 

[daviemac]

More than likely left by the previous escorting occupant.

[hendrix]

There's a few London hotels with an "intimacy kit" in some of the suites.

[mr.bluesky]

More than likely left by the previous escorting occupant.

As Daviemac says more likely to be left by previous occupant especially as one of the packs had been opened.

[Stevelondon]

If it was in the drawer then it’s been left there by previous occupants.

I’ve stayed in hotels where there has been a lovers intimacy kit in the fridge.
Not complimentary though. 

[Torqy]

I’ve stayed in a couple of expensive hotels with ‘intimacy’ kits, condoms, lube , cock ring and if I remember correctly a small vibrator, it was listed with a price along with all the mini bar items.

It didn’t get used, I was with the Mrs   

Which is why I do this hobby 

[Stevelondon]

Sorry to go off the subject, but just thought I’d add.

Yonks back I was staying at a hotel and this bloke asked if he could come into the room to fix the mini fridge.
Something to do with the sensors in the door. The mini bars being connected to a computer in housekeeping.
I’m not usually one to drink the little bottles as chance would have it.
This chap was very chatty. Telling me had heard stories from the girls who refill the mini bars where the little bottles had been filled with water and put back …… if they were gin or vodka of course.
Even someone pissing into the empty whisky bottle.

How fuckin cheap can you get.

[marc_hotsteppa]

Sorry to go off the subject, but just thought I’d add.

Yonks back I was staying at a hotel and this bloke asked if he could come into the room to fix the mini fridge.
Something to do with the sensors in the door. The mini bars being connected to a computer in housekeeping.
I’m not usually one to drink the little bottles as chance would have it.
This chap was very chatty. Telling me had heard stories from the girls who refill the mini bars where the little bottles had been filled with water and put back …… if they were gin or vodka of course.
Even someone pissing into the empty whisky bottle.

How fuckin cheap can you get.

Is that what you did then after he'd gone? 

[Munter84]

This chap was very chatty. Telling me had heard stories from the girls who refill the mini bars where the little bottles had been filled with water and put back …… if they were gin or vodka of course.
Even someone pissing into the empty whisky bottle.

I've never stayed in a place with a mini bar but I heard the old favourite is to open the beer cans with a knife in the base, refill with water, and plug with chewing gum.

[pantywetter]

Came for the condoms, left with some great ideas how to save money at the mini bar.

Keep them coming!

[Stevelondon]

Is that what you did then after he'd gone? 

Filled the tin of nuts with pebbles from the hotel garden. I refuse to tell you about the chocolate I ate 

[marc_hotsteppa]

Filled the tin of nuts with pebbles from the hotel garden. I refuse to tell you about the chocolate I ate 

I'm making notes here Steve   

This is proper useful stuff yano (apart from the chocolate mind, I can't begin to imagine what you replaced that with) 

[WARSZAWA16]

Rather alarmingly I once discovered half of a green dildo on the floor of my hotel room whilst staying in Lille. Why it was green, what happened to the other half and what it was doing there God only knows. I was toying with the idea of taking it to reception/lost property but thought it would be too much hassle, and may have required an explanation, so just very carefully wrapped it in a tissue and put it in the back of a drawer. Whilst me and my mates were later having a laugh about it in the bar over the road the barman told us that our hotel was a well known local knocking shop.

[Slow grinder]

During the late 90's I worked in Athy in Ireland for over a year, flying in and flying out weekly. So I'd booked a hotel (private) on a regular basis (as a regular, a  good rate). After about a month or so when I got back from work I always got the feeling that someone had been in the room, but it was always clean etc. Till one day I came back, pulled back the duvet and low and behold the bottom sheet was covered in PUBES, covered! Dennis, the manager had become a mate, when he came up he just laughed, took a photo, called the cleaners and told me that he let my room out as a 'day let' and that day he'd let it to a local dignitary mate of his, whose fetish was Depilation .... needless to say a renegotiation took place and got a reduced rate and a free bar bill.

[Stevelondon]

I'm making notes here Steve   

This is proper useful stuff yano (apart from the chocolate mind, I can't begin to imagine what you replaced that with) 

I often wondered if the next guest in the room was puzzled that the dark chocolate had become lighter. 😂

[Markc]

I was staying at a Premier Inn Manchester and on the info they leave in the room was a list
toiletries which you could pick up for free from reception if you have forgotten them.

There was the usual toothbrush, toothpaste and disposable razors but they did have condoms
on list that they would give you. Don’t think l would want to go and ask for them. Luckily the
hotel itself had a Tesco about 5 minutes walk away so you could pick up anything you want from there.

[Stevelondon]

I was staying at a Premier Inn Manchester and on the info they leave in the room was a list
toiletries which you could pick up for free from reception if you have forgotten them.

There was the usual toothbrush, toothpaste and disposable razors but they did have condoms
on list that they would give you. Don’t think l would want to go and ask for them. Luckily the
hotel itself had a Tesco about 5 minutes walk away so you could pick up anything you want from there.

I usually just use a Kleenex…… but each to their own 😂

[myothernameis]

As Daviemac says more likely to be left by previous occupant especially as one of the packs had been opened.

But then I would think, the room maids haven't done there job, and how embarrassed would be some parents, if there kids went and looked in the draw....  Mummy look at what I have found   

[nwluvit]

But then I would think, the room maids haven't done there job, and how embarrassed would be some parents, if there kids went and looked in the draw....  Mummy look at what I have found   

They were certainly very visible

[Munter84]

if there kids went and looked in the draw....  Mummy look at what I have found   

"...and they're much bigger than the ones Daddy has hidden in the car glovebox" 

[newpunter9871]

There's a few London hotels with an "intimacy kit" in some of the suites.

Stayed in a hotel in Washington DC which had an 'intimacy kit' that would put some service providers kit to shame. I think it was just short of $100.