Straight first timer looking at ts booking - ADVICE WANTED

[PepeMAGA]

Like others, I think this is more about the sex act than the punt as such.
And yes, you may not be gay, but wanting to be broken in anally by another man is seeking a homosexual act. Nothing wrong with that, but call it what it is.
This isnt meant as an insult, but I would recommend doing to a gay club. You'll be able to pick up a ts fairly easily and they'll probably give you through your first gay experience for free. You're limiting yourself by looking for TS escorts. You might even see a feminine man you like the look of 

[PepeMAGA]

Ps, would be cautious if you're married. Might be difficult to explain why you have a tampon up your bum to the missus.

[Happyjose]

Why not try a half-way house first. This one looks ideal

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[Steely Dan]

Let's put it this way. You can't beat the real thing - a smoking hot woman! I've punted with my fair share.

A review would be welcome. 

[nickleupip]

Mate, I really lolled with some of the responses here... What you need to realise that in this forum if you admit that you are curious about having some cock up your ass, they will be eating you alive, which they did!

From what I see these TS girls are really asking for too much money and they are not that great looking either!

My advise to you is that for what you are asking for, there is only one place for you to go: Forget UK and go to Thailand! In Pattaya for example you will have unbelievable choice of beautiful ladyboys, that until you see their dick you would bet your last dollar that they are women! We are talking about feminine beauty much higher than that of the local women.

Also their dicks tend to be pretty small so with a little lube you are not going to have a problem... You can suck their cock, let them fuck you, fuck their ass, take two or three at a time, use toys on them etc anything your imagination come up with 

So good luck with that

[smiths]

Hi

Firstly I should say I'm not remotely interested in guys or sex with guys. Does nothing for me.

I am however attracted to very feminine ts girls.

I have never had more than my own finger in my ass so I am very tight.  As part of the bookiing I would like to receive anal (and maybe give).

Have any other ts first timers found it difficult or painful to receive the ts girls cock and did they do anything to ease this, such as practise in the weeks leading up to a first booking with toys perhaps?

All advice appreciated including dealing with nerves and not getting put off when you have a cock dangling close to you, even if it is attached to a hot ts.

*Note this is not my first time punting, just my first time with a ts girl. So it's the fact its a ts booking why I'm nervous.

Cheers in advance!


Should mention I'm looking at:

TS Melody (will probably end up seeing this one) External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

TS Elyda External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Transex Patricia External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

TS Ginger BeeBee (My favourite but too far for now) External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

You come across to me as a troll and a thick one at that, but if you want cock have it, you are either bi or gay if you suck or fuck a real cock but if you wish to delude yourself that's up to you.

[cueball]

Looks like I'm not the one afraid of my sexuality to try new things

That's as maybe but looking at the post reports, you can't stand the heat... maybe you should get out of the kitchen.

"Homophobic trolling"..... What a load of bollocks (in a frock) 

You're on a forum full of grown men who rightly enjoy sharing their opinions

[Jonestown]

If you want to fuck and be fucked by a pretty TS get on and do it, most people would probably congratulate you for giving it a try. Coming on UKP with a provocative post is just moronic though, you got what you deserved because there is little focus on TS activity on here, and you must have known that, but you just couldn't resist being a little bitch.

[Fasting]

I don't fuck trannies anymore  . Generally speaking, they are fucked up people. I've had a number of trannies try to bareback me, and I've noticed a lot of drug use (mostly just weed or MDMA).

Though it is kind of fun to smoke weed while getting a blowjob.

[freeze44]

Jeez he wanted some (non gay) advice on taking it up the arse!

Mate would suggest a light non heavy diet for a few days before and defo no currys or spicy food as this will 1) likey leave shit stains on the non gay cock your reciving and 2) sting your ring.

As for other prep then yes agree some 'loosening' be a good idea.

Have you any idea of the length and width of non gay cock your taking? Maybe start with a little finger up the shitter then something like a bottle of HR sauce after a little while, covered with a condom so you can re-use the sauce on your breakfast after.

As for lube, then spit is cheap and cheerful but if your proposing to suck a non gay dick you may want some flavoured lube? Most shops sell it and sure the sales assistant can point you towards the non gay lube section....

[James999]

Jeez he wanted some (non gay) advice on taking it up the arse!

Mate would suggest a light non heavy diet for a few days before and defo no currys or spicy food as this will 1) likey leave shit stains on the non gay cock your reciving and 2) sting your ring.

As for other prep then yes agree some 'loosening' be a good idea.

Have you any idea of the length and width of non gay cock your taking? Maybe start with a little finger up the shitter then something like a bottle of HR sauce after a little while, covered with a condom so you can re-use the sauce on your breakfast after.

As for lube, then spit is cheap and cheerful but if your proposing to suck a non gay dick you may want some flavoured lube? Most shops sell it and sure the sales assistant can point you towards the non gay lube section....

Spme good advice there for the OP on exploring his homosexuality (in a non gay way of course)

[agent47]

Spme good advice there for the OP on exploring his homosexuality (in a non gay way of course)

Been hear since 2011 with over 11000 posts? i can wait for that first review of yours.

[Ali Katt]

If there's enough demand for it I will create a TS FAQ on Puntingwiki.

[RedKettle]

Saying you want it up the arse for the first time from a cock but claiming not to be gay is like claiming not to be mean whilst saying you never pay for a round.  You are a tight arse either way 

Sorry.

[Moresomes]

Can't wait for his first review.
"I gave her some really good OWO and D/T before riding her in cowboy, after which she flipped me over for some deep doggy before removing the mac and emptying her balls all over my arse".

[freeze44]

Spme good advice there for the OP on exploring his homosexuality (in a non gay way of course)

Well poor fella only experimenting...just hope he takes it...the advice and the dick! 

[scutty brown]

I'm finding that trying to keep up with the posts in this thread is proving to be a pain in the ass.

[freeze44]

I'm finding that trying to keep up with the posts in this thread is proving to be a pain in the ass.

You might come to like it Mr Brown? 

[misterali]

Been hear since 2011 with over 11000 posts? i can wait for that first review of yours.

I'm sure it will be epic 

[maxxblue]

Not that I have to explain myself to you but I do not find men the slightest bit attractive, nor would I ever consider doing anything with a man. You seem to be missing the difference between men and ts girls. The tits are a bit of a clue!

You just have 

[mr.bluesky]

A simple bit of advice Stick to pussie, it's much more fun 

[overdone]

They guy opening this thread gone? Why doesnt he state his area & do search for himself. If in London you can find some really good looking shemales. One that looks really female tours all over the price at £150 an hour.

[Jas1975]

They guy opening this thread gone?

Back in the closet?

Look OP you are Bi from what you say, that's fair enough.  But you are getting comments like this because you put "straight"  - accept what you are, enjoy life more.

[Sedition]

Why not ease into it with a wg and get her to peg you with a strap on?

[scutty brown]

Why not ease into it with a wg and get her to peg you with a strap on?

That would be too hard for him to think about

[Plan R]

They guy opening this thread gone?

There's too many of us, he's fighting a rear-guard action.

[PepeMAGA]

Why not ease into it with a wg and get her to peg you with a strap on?

WG are female, he's after man on man sex. 

[Jas1975]

WG are female, he's after man on man sex. 

Yeah, but straight.. Not any of that gay man on man stuff.

I am sure he'd be far happier if he admitted to himself he is bi.

[hassey78]

So James999, looking at your posts you seem to be slightly obsessed with calling this guy out as gay. Also you came into a thread about TS and can't stop commenting. Sounds you you have a few deep rooted issues you might need to resolve yourself!!
I'm guessing you're probably usually found of youtube trolling some crap, aged 15 and have never had a non paid sexual encounter.
What a tosser you sound!

[chadee4]

to the OP... I tried it ages ago for the first time, the 'girl' wasn't 100% what I was expecting from the photos, so try and find somone that posts genuine photos and has received a lot of feedback to back it up.

for me, the girl put some toys up my ass first, then asked if I wanted fucked - I was hardly going to say no. Just make it clear your a first timer, and choose someone who hasn't got three legs.

let us know how you get on 

[shagmore]

GAY, GAY, GAY

Just come out the closet. You want it up the Gary Glitter, if that aint GAY then I am a dutch man

The tits are fake, some of the women look much better than some of the munters I have plodged, ut at least they had a fanny, not a cock

GAY , GAY, GAY

[steviex00]

The OP appears to be long-gone, poor little lamb. I wonder if he still checks this thread?
If he does, here's some free advice:
1. Embrace all the comments - they are very entertaining!
2. Ignore all the gay/bi/deluded/ (de-nile) comments. This is an anonymous site, who cares what anyone else thinks? The urge ain't gonna go away because of James's opinions!
3. Don't expect 99% of Pre-op TS's to be as amazing as they look in their pics. Trans persons have mastered the "art" of photoshop as well.
4. Avoid Latino TS's. Hung like fucking donkeys, not ideal for a first experience!
5. Stick with oriental ladyboys to start with. No third leg and likely to be prettier!
6. JFDI (just fucking do it!) and enjoy yourself.
7. Come back on the site and post a review - I did, got all the shit you did but it didn't bother me in the slightest. Such fun hearing the homophobes kick off!

I hope you go ahead with it and either enjoy or hate it. At least you will have had a new experience, good or bad.
To all the guys who have been so socially conditioned they consider anything remotely "gay" to be bad, suck it up lads. (pun intended)
Some of us don't care about pigeonholes, or even what James might think!

[Zweihander7]

Very surprised by how much homophobia there is in this thread and people saying the OP is trolling. What is it any of your business where another man sticks his cock?

Its hilarious guys who pay women to pretend to like them acting like they have some sort of moral high ground to stand on.

Thank you to everyone making serious and helpful posts in this thread.

[SJ772]

Thanks for the link to TS Elyda External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Very nice, floated the idea with the Mrs about a booking with her/him and she's up for it, about time after all of the solo and MFF punts I/we've done.  Never liked the idea of a MFM punt but an MF? that looks like a hot girl until you see the cock.... hey you only live once and doubt I will do anything other than receive oral but should be good to watch. Will post a review if/when it happens, about to go on holiday so will be a while.

[Ali Katt]

Very surprised by how much homophobia there is in this thread and people saying the OP is trolling. What is it any of your business where another man sticks his cock?

Its hilarious guys who pay women to pretend to like them acting like they have some sort of moral high ground to stand on.

Thank you to everyone making serious and helpful posts in this thread.

Bit rich coming from the man with 3 positive reviews out of 19. Maybe you need some hard tranny cock up your ringpiece.

[Daffodil]

Very surprised by how much homophobia there is in this thread and people saying the OP is trolling. What is it any of your business where another man sticks his cock?

Its hilarious guys who pay women to pretend to like them acting like they have some sort of moral high ground to stand on.

Thank you to everyone making serious and helpful posts in this thread.

How is it homophobic to say a guy wanting a cock up his arse is gay? Sounds like calling a spade a spade to me. Most seem to be of the mind that if he wants to do it then fine, live and let live.

If anything it's the OP who comes across as homophobic as he appears aghast at the idea of being homosexual...

[Zweihander7]

Bit rich coming from the man with 3 positive reviews out of 19. Maybe you need some hard tranny cock up your ringpiece.

so let me get this straight, I'm somehow inferior to you bc I've only given 3 positive reviews out of 19?  .....mate, if you're gonna spout BS at least be good at it, jesus

[Ali Katt]

so let me get this straight, I'm somehow inferior to you bc I've only given 3 positive reviews out of 19?  .....mate, if you're gonna spout BS at least be good at it, jesus

I never typed you were inferior to me. You're either not very good at picking out prossies or your standards are too high, I would say probably the first one. And you're the one calling men homophobic for having an opinion, virtue signalling at its worst.

[Zweihander7]

I never typed you were inferior to me. You're either not very good at picking out prossies or your standards are too high, I would say probably the first one. And you're the one calling men homophobic for having an opinion, virtue signalling at its worst.

fyi just as a lesson in jumping to conclusions, I actually only give positive reviews to girls that were good but I've decided never to fuck again.

Also for some reason you and another guy here seem to have decided I was talking to you personally when I said people should stop being homophobic. So you're clearly harboring feelings of guilt, and are lashing out at me bc you're not willing to accept your behaviour was not right.

Haha you see that?....you're not the only one who can jump to conclusions matey

[Ali Katt]

fyi just as a lesson in jumping to conclusions, I actually only give positive reviews to girls that were good but I've decided never to fuck again.

Also for some reason you and another guy here seem to have decided I was talking to you personally when I said people should stop being homophobic. So you're clearly harboring feelings of guilt, and are lashing out at me bc you're not willing to accept your behaviour was not right.

Haha you see that?....you're not the only one who can jump to conclusions matey

Feelings of guilt me? I offered to write a guide on TG escorts, nobody got back to me. I just don't like people being called they are homophobic, transphobic whatever for having a different opinion.

[Zweihander7]

Feelings of guilt me? I offered to write a guide on TG escorts, nobody got back to me. I just don't like people being called they are homophobic, transphobic whatever for having a different opinion.

Just realised your avi says "allah is gay"....now I'm so fucking confused haha 

[Ali Katt]

Just realised your avi says "allah is gay"....now I'm so fucking confused haha 

It's from a protest by gay people, the irony is they were accused as islamaphobia.

[Justanotherman]

The phrase "hurts like buggery" didn't crop up out of nowhere op.

Have you tried anything up there before?  Getting fucked by a TS is not where I'd start.

[overdone]

This one looks great in the photos but no location & not on aw unless different name - if the link works. Blonde TS Lorena 26 Escort 07466 482437. If her cock was any bigger she could rest those amazing breasts on it.

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[overdone]

Just updated location & in Leeds

[mrsheepish]

Thanks for bumping this thread its hilarious

[overdone]

I just saw the profile & then searched for last thread about it so had to post a link to the photo on the profile.

[Danger!WillRobinson]

You're the only troll on here.
This is UKPunting, not UKAssBandits

Point of order - is there anything in the site rules that exclusively states reviews have to be of female SPs....?

[Pedrofife]

Ffsakes just had a look at the op links ,if he's never had anything bigger than his finger up his arse why go for a ts with a cock bigger than a Shetland pony 😳 I'm almost jealous 😁

[RedKettle]

Point of order - is there anything in the site rules that exclusively states reviews have to be of female SPs....?

You could just read the rules.

TS reviews allowed but not “normal” SPs.