External Link/Members OnlyI wish I'd followed everyone's advice. I was at Meadowhall today and thought I'd combine a stop off for a necessary shopping trip with a quick punt. But, once I'd parked up at the shops, I didn't fancy driving into Sheffield. Every time I drive there (which is only once every few years), I either end up falling foul of yet another new one way system from hell, or not quite knowing if I'm driving down a road or a 'trams only' track. Quite a few people here said - get a taxi. Go to Athena or Diplomat. I should have. Instead, I thought - it's a nice day - I'll walk to GFE. It's not far. I should have listened to the voices of experience here who knew better.
The walk turned out to be the best part of the punt.
When I arrived, I was the only guy there. 'Great, I've got the pick of the girls' I thought to myself. I sat in the lounge and one by one the girls popped out from behind a curtain for a moment. The first one had popped out and almost gone back before I even knew what was happening. I caught sight of some blonde hair disappearing back behind the curtain. The other girls came out one by one and I chose Halyey.
Being honest, none of the girls really floated my boat and I chose Hayley for the simple reason that she was last out and the only name I could remember when asked who I wanted to see?
Pretty shit reason.... but I was only going for a 30min release so wasn't bothered as long as I blew my load.
£20 was handed to reception and I went upstairs following Hayley to a small room. It was a very bland room. It just had a bed, a small draw unit at the side and a shower. There were some mirrors on the ceiling but they were the cheap type. The ones which aren't quite flat so don't actually let you see a great deal. Although, if you lay in the right place, the curved mirror made my clock look about 2-3ft long! Sadly, the novelty mirror was probably the highlight of the booking. I handed Hayley the £45 and she left while I had a shower. After the shower, I dried off and waited. And waited. After about 10 minutes, I was getting pretty pissed off sitting waiting and was just about to get dressed to leave when Hayley finally returned.
Her profile is fairly accurate. 32ish, size 10. The only difference being the airbrushed out tattoos. She a nice down to earth girl and she was quickly out of her matching bra and then knickers.
This is where it went downhill again. She is very precise about how you're to play with her. No touching down below and if you aren't playing with her nipples exactly as she wants, she stops you and tells you what to do. I didn't fancy oral on her as she really needed a shave. When my arm brushed past her pussy, her stubble was like sandpaper. I could see the 11 o'clock shadow.
After a few minutes playing with her nipples as she fingered herself, she either orgasmed or pretended to. Then it was my turn for some attention. There was some OWO to start, with the instruction not to cum in her mouth. That was okay. Sort of average. Then she bagged me up and we went on to CG. Again, she was very precise how I was supposed to lie on the bed as she sat on my cock. Not very deep at first. To be honest, I couldn't get deeper until I shifted position. That lasted for a few minutes before she climbed off, removed the condom and started OWO and wanking me.
The whole booking felt so perfunctory that I wasn't even sure she'd get me over the line before time ran out.
Eventually we got there and she went to wash the cum off her hands after handing me a box of wipes.
Hayley was a pleasant enough girl and easy to talk to. I just didn't gel with her and the booking felt scripted and impersonal.
Would I go back? No.
The lesson to be learned from this? When everyone tells you to get a taxi and go somewhere else - listen to them!
