Links: External Link/Members Only As far as I can tell, Acer is exclusive to the UKGG site.
Services provided: Light Kissing, OWO, COB and Penetration (protected)
Time Spent: 120
Fee: £ 1000
Extras: N/A
Appointment Type: Out-call
Communication: Whatsapp with UKGG. Tara told me that she could “highly recommend” her, which from my experience is usually a very good sign. There were some major issues regarding the communication leading up to this meet: Tara didn’t even announce to me that she was about to arrive! And she somehow managed to convince a hotel employee to lead her up to my room (without knowing my name – I couldn’t believe that that’s even possible!), so I was quite surprised when I heard a knock and suddenly she was standing at my hotel room door. Very unprofessional start to the meet!
When I was with her, Acer told me that hasn’t done very many "jobs” through Tara as of yet – so I guess this recommendation was based on a very limited sample size. She says she’s been doing this for a while, but only through private group chats and has never had a public agency listing. If memory serves she’s been on the UKGG site for the past 3-4 months.
This meet took place in the first week of July 2023. Usually I tend to wait a little before I post about my experience, but all the girls I see keep either switching to the private gallery or disappearing off the site, so I figured I should be quicker this time.
To the girl: First and foremost, she is definitely not 30 – a blind man from two miles distance could see that. Even the usual “plus 10 per cent” rule does not apply here. She is in her late thirties. Secondly, her size: I have to preface this by saying that I generally like curvy girls, but she was too thick even for me, complete with a double chin. For comparison, I found her to be a lot thicker than “Dounya” from UKGG for example. Thirdly, she is a lot paler than she appears to be in her pictures, with lots of freckles, a very slight tan and even a slightly sickly-looking face.
All in all, I hate to be this harsh but she is definitely and by far the least attractive girl out of all the ones I have reviewed so far. She is not someone you would pay particular attention to if you walked past her on the street – unless you only saw her from behind I guess.
Facially I would rate her maybe a weak 5/10, body-wise I would maybe give her a 6/10, but only because she has a very appealing, massive bubble butt and broad hips. This brings me to perhaps my main issue with her: When I was perusing her pictures prior to booking her, I could not help but notice that she doesn’t seem to be very eager to show off her tits, or at least not too much of them. Upon meeting her, I now completely understand why she is keen on hiding that aspect of her: They are not exactly a sight to behold! Girls with fake tits generally are not my type, but there are some fake pairs that look and feel pretty nice and are close to “the real thing” (for reference, see my reviews about Leyla from UKGG and to a lesser extent Sexy_ScarlettUK/Isabelle from UKGG). Acer is the exact opposite of those two girls: Her tits feel like concrete more than they do like human skin, and she also has very small nipples that don’t fit the size of her tits. In addition to her “enhanced” tits, she says she has also had a rhinoplasty (I had to google that – it's a nosejob) and I am relatively confident that she has dental veneers as well. She was also wearing a lot of (in my opinion badly applied) make-up and a very strong, lingering perfume that I didn’t like. Apparently she is in the process of creating her own perfume products, which I doubt will be very successful.
Conversation with her was nice, but nothing too interesting. If I am not mistaken her accent is from Essex. I don’t want to give away too much in the way of personal information, but what she told me about her life story basically confirms my suspicion that she is in her late thirties. Even at this advanced age, it seems that she likes to party a lot – perhaps a bit too much! She kept talking about all the expensive hotels and restaurants she’s been to. It’s almost like she tried her best to insinuate that I was too poor for her, which I didn’t appreciate!
She even made snide remarks along the lines of “you’re only staying in a 4-star hotel” (it actually was a 5-star).
Her service wasn’t exceptional either: Extremely hesitant and light kissing, no DFK. She told me she doesn’t do FK “unless you’re my boyfriend”.
Robotic BJ – suction was not very intense, not very deep and no ballsucking either. During BJ, she was impatient to get the condom on and start fucking. She made an impression as if she wanted to get it over with as soon as possible – she said she was very tired and had been up since 5am. Moaning during sex was a bit over the top. CIM should have been on offer according to her profile, but wasn’t, so I came on her tits. She didn’t seem very interested in being eager to please, only doing the bare minimum of everything. She didn’t openly rush me, but I lost interest very quickly, so the “activities” probably only lasted for about 10 minutes maximum.
It is difficult for me to find anything positive to say about her, except for her massive ass. UKGG really let me down on this one, I generally trust Tara’s “recommendations” but this one just wasn’t it. I also generally trust UKGG with providing representative pictures, but Acer’s pictures turned out to be quite a bit off. She definitely does not belong in the 600/hour price range, that much is certain. I wouldn’t even contemplate seeing her again for half her current rate.
Of course I tried to voice my dissatisfaction with Tara after the booking, but all I ever got as a reply was “I’ve been doing this for 20 years” and “nobody else has ever criticized me before”. Oh well … Usually Tara offers apologies or even provides a small refund if a meet isn’t ideal, but this time she was completely stubborn.
Would I recommend her: If you ever feel like making a charitable donation to an elderly woman in financial need, this is probably a good way of doing so. If you’re interested in booking her for punting reasons, I would steer clear of her.
Tl;dr: Acer is a 5 foot 10 tall, curvy English girl with big fake tits that have the feel of concrete. Her massive ass and her broad hips are her best feature, On the whole however, I didn’t find her very attractive: She has quite pale skin, a sickly-looking face with a double chin and is too thick even by my liberal standards. Her service is very robotic and she doesn’t seem to be very eager to please, CIM and DFK was not on offer in spite of being listed on her profile. But even if her service had been perfect, she would still be overpriced based on the fact that her pictures are not very accurate and frankly misleading. I would not recommend.