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[mr.bluesky]

FFS this is the 1st i've heard of it 

As you say is nothing sacred 
Just to reassure everyone I am the one and only genuine Blackpool Rock, never accept imitations 

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I didn’t realise Blackpool Rock companies made so much of Britain's rock, I remember visiting a rock shop in Whitby many years ago who made their own rock on site, interesting to see how it was made. When you visit a lot of British seaside resorts I assumed it was always made locally.  A shame so many of these places are under threat from cheap inferior Chinese imports.

[lostandfound]

Green Party dropped in a leaflet urging me to vote for them in the upcoming elections.

How is it good for the environment for them to be printing and distributing junk mail?

[akauya]

Has anyone noticed?

Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac. 😐

[mr.bluesky]

Green Party dropped in a leaflet urging me to vote for them in the upcoming elections.

How is it good for the environment for them to be printing and distributing junk mail?

Don't worry it's paper, it can be recycled to make more junk mail 

[diver ted]

An unusual angle for a photo of the 'Lady of the Harbour' during the recent Eclipse...

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[Blackpool Rock]

Probably the best thread for this rather than the what's pissed you off thread, anyway I did a bit of tidying up in the garden a week or so ago which included cutting the small area of grass at the back of the house.

I'm glad that I inspected the area before going over it with a strimmer as there was some cat shit (i'm assuming it's cat shit) and I had a mate once who got a job in the parks dept who got splattered with dog shit while strimming an overgrown grass bank     

Decided to pick the shit up before cutting the grass and used a couple bits of waste cardboard to transfer it to the dustbin however what I noticed and i've never noticed this before was the overpowering smell of curry that it had, I mean WTF 

[Derrick101]

Probably the best thread for this rather than the what's pissed you off thread, anyway I did a bit of tidying up in the garden a week or so ago which included cutting the small area of grass at the back of the house.

I'm glad that I inspected the area before going over it with a strimmer as there was some cat shit (i'm assuming it's cat shit) and I had a mate once who got a job in the parks dept who got splattered with dog shit while strimming an overgrown grass bank     

Decided to pick the shit up before cutting the grass and used a couple bits of waste cardboard to transfer it to the dustbin however what I noticed and i've never noticed this before was the overpowering smell of curry that it had, I mean WTF 

Are you sure it's not your local takeaway that smells of cat shit ? 

[akauya]

Probably the best thread for this rather than the what's pissed you off thread, anyway I did a bit of tidying up in the garden a week or so ago which included cutting the small area of grass at the back of the house.

I'm glad that I inspected the area before going over it with a strimmer as there was some cat shit (i'm assuming it's cat shit) and I had a mate once who got a job in the parks dept who got splattered with dog shit while strimming an overgrown grass bank     

Decided to pick the shit up before cutting the grass and used a couple bits of waste cardboard to transfer it to the dustbin however what I noticed and i've never noticed this before was the overpowering smell of curry that it had, I mean WTF 

That's a proper British cat, eating Britain's favourite food! 

[Thephoenix]

An unusual angle for a photo of the 'Lady of the Harbour' during the recent Eclipse...

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Only Liverpudlians know the secret of The Queen Victoria statue in Liverpool.
Viewed from a certain angle the Queen appears to be showing a bit too much.
......and that's on a cold day!


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[Bonker]

"Are you sure it's not your local takeaway that smells of cat shit ?"

Same thing, different name.
A deliveroo guy must have thrown it over the wall.

[silverspoon]

Only Liverpudlians know the secret of The Queen Victoria statue in Liverpool.
Viewed from a certain angle the Queen appears to be showing a bit too much.
......and that's on a cold day!

Stand on the corner of Castle st and see how proud she is!


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[Blackpool Rock]

Are you sure it's not your local takeaway that smells of cat shit ? 

Perhaps it was Katsu curry then   

[Jonestown]

Tourist sparks fury after strolling around Majorca's capital in just tight green swimming trunks as furious locals demand his arrest and slam 'shirtless morons'




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A German I'd say, rather than a Brit, thank God.

[Punterperson1971]

Tourist sparks fury after strolling around Majorca's capital in just tight green swimming trunks as furious locals demand his arrest and slam 'shirtless morons'




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A German I'd say, rather than a Brit, thank God.

Good old budgie smugglers 😂😂😂

[akauya]

What in the world possesses people to have gender reveal parties? I just don't get it. It had to be a yank invention - even though the person who started it regrets it now as it has morphed into a monster. Some reveal parties even turned fatal for some.

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[Jonestown]

Today KC3 unveiled a 8ft X 6ft portrait of Himself that had been commissioned by The Worshipful Company of Drapers.

No doubt there are hundreds of years of precedents for monarchs to unveil portraits of themselves, did does seem a little bizarre in this day and age, something that you might expect a narcissist like the Markle woman to do, but maybe Charlie Boy is on that end of the spectrum too.



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Might look better when actually seen, but in reduced form it looks not unlike one of the fun fair background boards where you stick your head through a hole and pretend the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz, or similar, has your face.

[timsussex]

Today KC3 unveiled a 8ft X 6ft portrait of Himself that had been commissioned by The Worshipful Company of Drapers.
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Might look better when actually seen, but in reduced form it looks not unlike one of the fun fair background boards where you stick your head through a hole and pretend the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz, or similar, has your face.

what do you expect from a bunch of tools 



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[Thecunninglinguist]

Today KC3 unveiled a 8ft X 6ft portrait of Himself that had been commissioned by The Worshipful Company of Drapers.

No doubt there are hundreds of years of precedents for monarchs to unveil portraits of themselves, did does seem a little bizarre in this day and age, something that you might expect a narcissist like the Markle woman to do, but maybe Charlie Boy is on that end of the spectrum too.





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Might look better when actually seen, but in reduced form it looks not unlike one of the fun fair background boards where you stick your head through a hole and pretend the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz, or similar, has your face.

Looks like Just Stop Oil got there first?

[Thephoenix]

Met an old colleague for a coffee today and noticed he was limping as he got out of his car.
I couldn't resist saying "Mr Dillon!", "Mr Dillon!".

Bring back memories?

[Thecunninglinguist]

Met an old colleague for a coffee today and noticed he was limping as he got out of his car.
I couldn't resist saying "Mr Dillon!", "Mr Dillon!".

Bring back memories?

I would guess only a small percentage of members will get the reference.............

[mr.bluesky]

I would guess only a small percentage of members will get the reference.............

Haven't a clue 

[WASA38]

Met an old colleague for a coffee today and noticed he was limping as he got out of his car.
I couldn't resist saying "Mr Dillon!", "Mr Dillon!".

Bring back memories?

Trust you drawled it, Chester Wilmott style.

[PilotMan]

Haven't a clue 

Me neither 

I googled it though, a old TV programme called "gunsmoke"

[mr.bluesky]

Me neither 

I googled it though, a old TV programme called "gunsmoke"

  well before my time

[Thephoenix]

Trust you drawled it, Chester Wilmott style.

Naturally!