Garudaa strip club Milton Keynes

[Solbergin]

Hello. Hope this is right place for my question if not I am sorry. We are 5 friends going to Milton Keynes next weekend and wanted to go to strip club. Is Garudaa good place and good service there?

Kind regards
Solberg

[martyn321]

Im local to that establishment. Its a good laugh, get pissed up before you get there. Drinks aint too expensive and lots of girls work there. Place is a fair size for a town and theres a small stage where occasional a girl does a pole dance.

Just dont expect spearmint rhinos. The girls are nice enough, but nothing to shout about (sober that is!) (some nights you get constant harassment). However, its the only place like this ive been to where they dont seem to give a shit about touching.

If you can get hold of a local paper they sometimes have free entry coupons.

ps - if your a smoker they will love you, forever wanting to pop out for a fag!

[Solbergin]

Thanks this are helpful

[Dayardie]

Im local to that establishment. Its a good laugh, get pissed up before you get there. Drinks aint too expensive and lots of girls work there. Place is a fair size for a town and theres a small stage where occasional a girl does a pole dance.

Just dont expect spearmint rhinos. The girls are nice enough, but nothing to shout about (sober that is!) (some nights you get constant harassment). However, its the only place like this ive been to where they dont seem to give a shit about touching.

If you can get hold of a local paper they sometimes have free entry coupons.

ps - if your a smoker they will love you, forever wanting to pop out for a fag!

Haha Google review went wrong " Brilliant place to take the family loved the chicken tikka".

How much is private dance? After entry and drink may as well go for FS at the usual joints

[martyn321]

oh yeah, theyl fleece you for all you got.

The girls make the prices up depending on how pissed you are. Generally theyl say like £80 for half hour (cant remember actual figures), but if you want an hour then its a bargain £180 - seriously, the longer dances cost more then just saying, yeah il do 15 min, then another 15 min etc!!

If your particularly lucky you may get some free champagne that you pay for!!

Just be firm with the girls and dont get suckered in by the BS.

[Solbergin]

Do you get more than dance there?

[martyn321]

No, just a bit of fondling.