Author Topic: Olga, A different type of Midlands massage.... (Read 3123 times)

theejaculator · « **on:** February 16, 2021, 11:06:24 am »

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theaccountant · « **Reply #1 on:** February 16, 2021, 11:21:10 am »

haha, I can't see how she would be able to mistake the typo from Gumtree to Cumtree

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2 on:** February 16, 2021, 12:00:03 pm »

Her names Olga. I wonder if she's a Rom.

Jake.mackie · « **Reply #3 on:** February 16, 2021, 01:07:42 pm »

Private address... usually a good start

l1mpd1ck · « **Reply #4 on:** February 16, 2021, 04:24:39 pm »

I wonder if a Cumtree massage includes hand releave

Hoping · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2021, 04:27:50 pm »

Tree pops are more than most of can manage.

l1mpd1ck · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2021, 04:28:47 pm »

....but perhaps you can have a good root around

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2021, 04:32:13 pm »

I wonder weather you leaf her place feeling happy

Tender.french.kiss · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2021, 05:36:37 pm »

I can already feel my sap rising

Warkboy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2021, 10:27:14 pm »

Sycumore?

theejaculator · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2021, 10:58:14 pm »

Got wood?

l1mpd1ck · « **Reply #11 on:** February 17, 2021, 09:05:22 am »

I wonder if she's got a firry muff

l1mpd1ck · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2021, 09:05:53 am »

Think this topic proves we've all got too much time on our hands

l1mpd1ck · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:08:37 am »

Based on a conversation about grooming on another thread perhaps.....

you need to be spruced up to see her.....or even seed her

vindici · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2021, 10:40:17 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on February 16, 2021, 12:00:03 pm

Her names Olga. I wonder if she's a Rom.

Olga is a slavic name, so unless she's blagging it, she not a Rom.

Slavs and Hugarians are great providers, so if you haven't tried any, I suggest you branch out.

boltonagain · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2021, 01:56:55 pm »

you clearly have and I am green with envy, hang on I've just twigged your touting

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #16 on:** March 01, 2021, 02:15:13 pm »

Quote from: boltonagain on March 01, 2021, 01:56:55 pm

you clearly have and I am green with envy, hang on I've just twigged your touting

how many more tree jokes can we get out of this thread

theejaculator · « **Reply #17 on:** March 01, 2021, 02:32:26 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on March 01, 2021, 02:15:13 pm

how many more tree jokes can we get out of this thread

Indeed...the advert has now gone. Perhaps Olga has "branched" out into another line of the therapy business

theejaculator · « **Reply #18 on:** March 01, 2021, 02:33:39 pm »

Quote from: vindici on February 18, 2021, 10:40:17 am

Olga is a slavic name, so unless she's blagging it, she not a Rom.

Slavs and Hugarians are great providers, so if you haven't tried any, I suggest you branch out.

ahhh...saw that too late

pbrown355 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 01, 2021, 03:05:42 pm »

I think we've run out of tree jokes for this thread so we should stop now if that's oakay buds. (It's pathetic)

Dilitante · « **Reply #20 on:** March 01, 2021, 03:39:16 pm »

Touch wood time to turn over a new leaf and end the thread

theejaculator · « **Reply #21 on:** March 01, 2021, 03:49:04 pm »

Quote from: Dilitante on March 01, 2021, 03:39:16 pm

Touch wood time to turn over a new leaf and end the thread

Treemendous stuff chaps

JontyR · « **Reply #22 on:** March 01, 2021, 04:03:46 pm »

You lot are barking.

vindici · « **Reply #23 on:** March 01, 2021, 04:06:52 pm »

Quote from: pbrown355 on March 01, 2021, 03:05:42 pm

I think we've run out of tree jokes for this thread so we should stop now if that's oakay buds. (It's pathetic)

Quite the a-corny joke there Mr. Brown.

goodolnick · « **Reply #24 on:** March 01, 2021, 04:20:55 pm »

Sick a more of these jokes

vindici · « **Reply #25 on:** March 01, 2021, 05:10:42 pm »

Quote from: goodolnick on March 01, 2021, 04:20:55 pm

Sick a more of these jokes

Agree some of them are real (horse) chestnuts

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #26 on:** March 01, 2021, 05:35:13 pm »

It's been a treemendus effort by every one (oops I just seen someone had already mentioned this)

seandana · « **Reply #27 on:** March 01, 2021, 07:12:15 pm »

I think we need to get to the root of where she has disappeared to.

goodolnick · « **Reply #28 on:** March 01, 2021, 08:25:51 pm »

And then branch out to the beech

oap69 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 02, 2021, 09:37:59 pm »

Quote from: theejaculator on March 01, 2021, 02:32:26 pm

Indeed...the advert has now gone. Perhaps Olga has "branched" out into another line of the therapy business

Or only worked on Ash Wednesday

Steve1961 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 02, 2021, 09:50:39 pm »

Quote from: oap69 on March 02, 2021, 09:37:59 pm

Or only worked on Ash Wednesday

Not on Palm Sunday?

Brumish · « **Reply #31 on:** March 02, 2021, 09:59:16 pm »

So in a nutshell, she's gone missing has she?

ChartPen · « **Reply #32 on:** March 03, 2021, 04:16:11 am »

This thread does seem remarkably poplar

Brumish · « **Reply #33 on:** March 03, 2021, 07:47:35 am »

Quote from: ChartPen on March 03, 2021, 04:16:11 am

This thread does seem remarkably poplar

It's more of a log for Olga

Dilitante · « **Reply #34 on:** March 03, 2021, 09:00:20 am »

Apparently she was pining for her true love a Mr Douglas Fir

JontyR · « **Reply #35 on:** March 03, 2021, 06:21:57 pm »

Does she have a full bush?

ChartPen · « **Reply #36 on:** March 03, 2021, 08:49:23 pm »

Bet she has a fine pear

goodolnick · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2021, 09:53:27 pm »

Could pop my cherry with her...

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #38 on:** March 03, 2021, 11:54:10 pm »

Quote from: ChartPen on March 03, 2021, 08:49:23 pm

Bet she has a fine pear

Or a lovely bunch of coconuts

KidCandyShop · « **Reply #39 on:** March 04, 2021, 12:19:35 am »

Is any one getting wood over this thread ?

ChartPen · « **Reply #40 on:** March 04, 2021, 07:04:59 am »

Can’t see the wood for the trees (ads gone)

JontyR · « **Reply #41 on:** March 04, 2021, 03:55:19 pm »

Time to draw a lime under this?

theejaculator · « **Reply #42 on:** March 04, 2021, 04:46:32 pm »

Punting...Yew all ought to be ashamed of yourselves

pbrown355 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 04, 2021, 09:33:03 pm »

Been looking at this thread for too long so I'm going forrest

Steve1961 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 04, 2021, 09:39:00 pm »

I can't wait to log on tomorrow and see how this thread grows more.

theejaculator · « **Reply #45 on:** March 04, 2021, 10:55:03 pm »

Fir fucks sake I think this has gone on long enough already

goodolnick · « **Reply #46 on:** March 05, 2021, 12:16:01 pm »

Seems a very poplar thread......

Dilitante · « **Reply #47 on:** March 05, 2021, 02:38:32 pm »

Perhaps she has moved to Selly Oak

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #48 on:** March 05, 2021, 03:50:58 pm »

Quote from: Dilitante on March 05, 2021, 02:38:32 pm

Perhaps she has moved to Selly Oak

Or Birchmoor

ChartPen · « **Reply #49 on:** March 05, 2021, 04:34:11 pm »

What’s wrong with Bear Wood?

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