Joyce:
External Link/Members OnlyAlana:
External Link/Members OnlyComms (6/10): I actually contacted the number on Alana's ad and got quick replies on WhatsApp to make arrangements. 90 minutes including A levels for £300 (£230 + £70).
Her WhatsApp status has the address, see below, and you get a copy/paste menu of services and prices, as well as extra pictures, not on VS.
All good so far. Things got tedious after that.
Location (8/10): Apartment block off Oldham Road on the fringes NQ. I've been before to see others so knew to park nearby and text for flat number/entry code and floor. This was the tedious bit. I arrived just over five minutes early, tried to pay for two hours parking but the meter kept giving my £1.20 back, and asked for the flat number. I got questions, not answers. Am I here? Am I outside? Then photos and videos of the entry phone and how to get in along with the flat and floor number.
No surprises with the flat, basic rooms and bed and bathroom.
Girl 1 (9/10): Alana is the girl in the video and photos for her ad, her tattoos and tanlines matched and opened the door wearing just bra and panties and her English was ok. Better than my Portuguese. I can see girl 2 in the main living room.
Girl 2 (7/10): Joyce is the girl in her video and photos and wore the outfit in the video. Her English was almost non existent and her darker colouring showed no tanlines, which was one of the reasons for choosing Alana. I'd say 5'4", size 6/8 with a big phat ass and a bra busting busy. Probably E/F on a small 32/34 frame.
Services (7/10): See below but in the actual meet I had OWO, light kissing, minimal RO, protected anal and vaginal sex in CG, RCG and doggy. No DFK and not much GFE. At least three rounds in each hole, no pops.
Meet (5/10): Almost five minutes after start time and in the room with Alana. It's obvious that I've dealt with Juan the pimp on WhatsApp because Alana wants to know how long I've booked and when I mention A levels, she flatly refused. I start to walk and she offers girl 2 but asks if I'm big and wants to look. I'm a grower not a shower so flaccid is nothing to see but TBH, erect isn't going to poke anyone's eye out either. She goes away to negotiate with girl 2 and I'm offered one hour only, with anal.
Finally in a different room with Joyce and the price for anal goes up to £80 as she's asking for £230 (£150 + £80) and then she goes tomthe bathroom.
When we get going, it's the best part of 15 minutes since the agreed start time.
Notwithstanding the language difficulties, services were well delivered and I generally had a good time but 40/45 minutes into the actual meet and she's done. We start haggling on time and little muffin loses interest. She offers another 10 minutes for another £50. I've had enough and head to the shower.
Throughout the shower and my getting dressed, the two girls are squabbling at the top of their voices.
I'm back at my car just over an hour after parking up.
VFM (4/10): The sex was a lot of fun, despite the heat, and we got hot and sweaty but £200+ for 40/45 minutes and getting the run around.
Would I return? Nope!!!!
