Today marks the 20th anniversary of my very first “punt”, so to celebrate I thought I’d go back through my punting history and list my 20 most memorable. I am lucky in that I have a seriously good memory so all of these remain quite vivid.
This is long, so you’ve been warned. Flamesuit is on!
The First My first punt was very random – I was 19, driving down the M40 from Birmingham to London, and stopped at the Oxford services at Junction 8. Sitting at the tables in front of Burger King, I noticed this brunette MILF in a short-ish denim dress, black stockings, and no knickers. She was staring at me, opening her legs a little to give me a glimpse, then closing them back up again. Fully aware that I was staring, she got up and walked past me to the shop. I followed her, and standing next to her in line she asked me quietly if I’d like a gobble for £20. Obviously my dick took over the thinking process and we decamped to the front seats of my Golf in the car park, where she proceeded to give me amazing head until we were interrupted by a very irritated passerby.
As she was leaving, she asked what I was doing in the evening and gave me an address of where she was staying. I rushed back to London, showered, dressed, then went to meet her. Walking into her hotel room I was shocked to meet another guy, her partner as it turns out. What transpired is that this woman was very greedy and wanted to be constantly fucked, which we took turns doing. It was very much her fantasy, her control, and I was a random and willing passenger along for the ride. My first ever punt turned into a very surreal greedy girl threesome. And all for that initial £20.
I left, freaked out, went for every battery of STD tests available at the time even though we used condoms throughout, and that was that for six months.
The second time almost never happened. The location was a brothel called the Fun Place in Birmingham. I’d actually driven there from Coventry three times, turning back each time due to nerves. Eventually plucked up the courage and saw a mid-20s British girl called Lisa. Blonde, mid-size tits, a good laugh. Paid £80 for the 1 hour VIP special, which included a shared bubble bath. Had a fondle of her and a good BJ in the bath, before she laid me back on a massage table, got on top and straddled, and squat-fucked me to death. First time that had ever happened also. Shot my load three times in a hour, left feeling dizzy and exhilarated.
The flood gates had opened. (Sadly the Fun Place was raided in 2009/10 and the owner arrested)
Anna – found on Punte**** – Milton Keynes. Brunette, MILF, great tits, no bullshit, opened the door, stripped, got ready to fuck. Doggy, then first time anal. Was AMAZING feeling the tightness. That was it, inhibitions well and truly gone.
Caligula’s Party – Surrey. Operated by Max of Maxes Angels, before his agency came to fruition. Great big sex party in a big old house in Surrey. 14 guys, 7 girls. My first orgy. My favourite was a blonde mid-20s girl called Sarah, who I made cum so hard she kicked out and broke the bedside light. Then she demanded to return the favour much to the disappointment of the other guys waiting their turn. Also discovered the joys of a sex swing. And double-headed BJs. And not the joy of being felt up by another guy (accidentally).
Stella @ Hot Collection. Long since retired, she was a young 20s Russian girl who loved a fuck in spoons and actively fucked me back. Gave me her number, continued to see her ex-agency, did my first overnight with her. That same night her flat mate came in, another Russian, and wanted her own action whilst Stella was drifting off to sleep. First time I ever made a girl squirt, which woke Stella up, and led to an all-night threesome.
Lauren @ Hot Collection. Again another that has retired. She was brunette, early 20s, and a tiny fit and firm gymnast. Who absolutely adored curling up with me on the sofa. One of two times I almost fell in love. She was pushy and demanding and I fucking loved it. Sex with her was a joy, and not in the slightest bit raunchy. GFE par excellence.
Estelle @ Maxes Angels in the mid 2000s… Brunette, fit as fuck, naughty as fuck. Had a massive collection of toys, spent an age in 69 licking her out and figuring out which combination of butt plugs and dildos she preferred. Awesome fun. She had a great studio flat also, with what amounted to a ladder leading up to a bed on a mezzanine level. Staring at her ass then eating her out whilst standing on the ladder was epic. I went away for six months, came back and she’d retired. Gutted.
Soozie @ Maxes Angels. OMG. Epic in every way. Classy, elegant, bloody clever, and naughty as fuck in bed. She fucked my brains out each and every time. I would have married her. 3rd of all time.
Rebbekah @ 00-44. She was young. And a little naïve. But the sweetness and innocence transformed into a rampant fuck bunny once she got going. Kept repeating “it’s not fair” as I was eating her out. Extended the booking to an overnight, shagged pretty much all night, all holes, on the balcony, living room, dining table, shower, bathtub. She woke me up with her mouth around my cock. She quit the industry a few months after, apparently got herself knocked up. Shame as she is still the one I miss the most. My No. 1
Lily @ 00-44. I’ve reviewed her on here before. Lovely Hungarian lass, now early 30s. Was on Adultwork as “nopenopenope” working in the Hove area but her profile has long since disappeared. Super ticklish, amazing ass, great kisser. Got super wet, soaked my bed, kept telling me “she needed to feel me inside her”. Squirted all over me as I was fucking her in doggy. Saw her many times, now thinking about it will send her a message and see if she’s still in the business.
Jenna @ BunniesofLondon. Now defunct agency, back then they were promoting some of the best British girls in the industry. Jenna was Irish, brunette, slim, great perky tits, with the sexiest lilting accent and fuck-me doe eyes. I was hooked for months. The best memory was fucking her doggy, then she begging me to put two fingers up her ass. The amount of squirt she produced was incredible. She was also the first escort that begged me to fuck her. Small ego boost but I’ll take any win I can get.
Katrina @ 00-44. Wrote a review of her previously, long gone sadly. Serbian, brought up in Greece, blonde, smoking hot. Carefree, full-action, non-stop sex.
Sophie -
External Link/Members Only - tattooed Welsh chick who I saw in the early stages of her work in the industry. She’s still active, though I think I read she’s having a boob job now so her profile is offline? Maybe someone else can confirm. Anyway, she’s tiny, brunette, and fit as fuck as long as you don’t mind body art. She fucks like a Duracell bunny, loves reverse cow girl on the end of the bed. I found her fun and friendly and totally unpretentious. Quite refreshing actually, although not the most adventurous or wild. Nice girl.
Amber –
External Link/Members Only - home counties, posh totty that is my number 1 for best BJ ever. Soft, wet, determined, sexy as hell. Swallows it all and loves it. Doesn’t cum easily, but get it right and when she does she creams all over your face and rewards you in spades. Demands a fucking. She’s curvy and gone up to a size 16 now. I’m normally a slim girl type guy, but for her I make an exception. I’ll write a review up shortly.
Gabriella – ex Maxes Angels, now on
External Link/Members Only. Saw her firstly in her late 20s, she’s now late 30s, and still as filthy and rampant as ever. Huge collection of toys that she uses on herself and you. Deepthroats, gags, spits, sucks, fucks. Pure and utter filth and fucking incredible. I think she’s gotten better with age, knows exactly how naughty she can be.
Miss KDD –
External Link/Members Only I don’t need to say much here do I? Access all areas fuck slut who will do her very best to corrupt every moral fibre in your body. FUCKING AMAZING. 2nd of all time.
Amy @ 00-44. Another long gone, but one I shall remember as I popped her anal cherry. She squealed as I started pushing in, held me off, then begged my back in again. It was slow at first but as I got suckered in she started rocking back and forth. Pretty soon I was hammering away in her ass as she came in wave after wave. I became her anal fuck buddy for the few weeks after that. As an aside, she went back to Australia to live in some sort of sex commune. I have an open invite to go visit her, which I just might take her up on next year.
Cherry @ 90minute. Long defunct agency, Cherry was a 19yr old curly red head from Russia, who loved nothing more than reverse cowgirl anal in front of the mirror at the end of the bed. She would then turn that to squat-fucking me with a rampant rabbit rammed up her pussy. That’s pretty much all we did for an hour – anal plus toys. She tried teaching me Russian once – “I want to fuck your ass”. Sadly I can’t remember how to say that anymore.
Alicia –
External Link/Members Only - British, mid 20s, brunette, intelligent and an epic fuck. She’s a bit submissive and likes a light spanking, adores oral all ways, loves to swallow and has this really sexy way of cow girl action. Loves anal, loads of toys, and really is quite a naughty minx under that demure exterior. One of the good ones.
If you’re keeping count, that’s 19. A lot of agency girls in the early days as Adultwork wasn’t really around, and Puntershit & CaptainShitty9 were all we had to go on. So what about the 20th punt of my list?
Well, I said memorable, but that doesn’t always mean good.
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