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Offline regalsun

Punters with large hands (or feet), be forewarned. You may be judged for it.  :) :scare:

So yesterday, I booked a wg from an agency I use once a month or so. An EE (Rom) girl, prob mid to late 20's. She called a few hours before the booking and we spoke briefly and we had a friendly rapport.

So she swings by my place just before midnight and I meet her at the doorway and we go up to my room. I like to sit on the edge of the bed with a wg and chat for a few mins before, just to build a bit of atmosphere and for her to relax and feel at ease, before we start to play.

As we start chatting (both of us still clothed), she tells me: "There something I need to tell you". Me: 'Go ahead'.

Then she says we will not be able to have intercourse because of the size of my hands?!?!. After I recover from a brief burst of awkward laughter, she explains she notes my hands are quite large. They are indeed, and I wear size 12 shoes, basically I'm not a small guy, no lie.

I joke that big guys can be small down there and vice versa, that there is no correlation between the two, but I could see that she wasn't going to change, so I  decided not to pursue that issue further. I'm thinking maybe we can do other stuff to make up for it.

She doesn't French kiss. I then ask her if I could do R.O and she replied that's extra. I then asked her if she could do something else I really like (quite benign) and many girls are quite happy to do it. She said she couldn't.

So at that point I said "No probs' and called off the punt. I figure, what's the point in paying £130 for an hour for what would amount to a covered BJ and cuddling?

Nice girl, though. We hugged a couple of times as we made our way to the front door and bid each other good night.

Ever had a wg make a snap judgement about you based on your physical build?
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Offline regalsun

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Offline Doc Holliday

Thanks .. why not write it up as a negative review? You have almost done that anyway  ;)

There is no scientific basis for the correlation between penis/hand/foot size .. she was just fobbing you off. Reading your other posts she may have been 'judging you' based on your ethnicity?
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Offline regalsun

Thanks .. why not write it up as a negative review? You have almost done that anyway  ;)

Will do, thx.


There is no scientific basis for the correlation between penis/hand/foot size .. she was just fobbing you off. Reading your other posts she may have been 'judging you' based on your ethnicity?

'judging you' based on your ethnicity - The thought did cross my mind, and I might have made a joke about it, but she 'explained' she always declines well-endowed guys, regardless. I couldn't be bothered to go down that road. But you're prolly right, a diplomatic fob-off. I suppose I was just glad I had the resolve to call it off, instead of paying full fare and settling for just a part of the meal.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2019, 03:28:29 pm by regalsun »
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Offline bhudda

Definitely a negative for wasting your time ... if she cant handle big willies she should state that before accepting a booking ... and she never got to find out how big yours was anyway.

Probably her time of the month so making excuses in 5he hope you would pay her anyway.

Offline regalsun

Definitely a negative for wasting your time ... if she cant handle big willies she should state that before accepting a booking ... and she never got to find out how big yours was anyway.

Probably her time of the month so making excuses in 5he hope you would pay her anyway.

True. Thing is, I would have gone ahead with the booking if she was willing to work with me and we could do other things in-lieu like FK (am not into DFK), reverse oral or breast play (her on me), but without any of those, we'd basically just end up chatting and cuddling on my bed while she trousers my hard-earned  Pointless in my view.  :(
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Offline S.X. MacHine

Well, I think the OP was being too reasonable and understanding towards the WG, given her insulting lack of professionalism and unwillingness to come and go. (No, I didn't intend that to be humorous).
Another pain in the ass Rom. 'Nuff to make you vote for Brexit...,

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Hang on... you asked her to play with your tits  :wacko:

Offline regalsun

Well, I think the OP was being too reasonable and understanding towards ...

LOL. My ex used to say/still says this about me too, and not in a complementary way.

She certainly didn't have that offish Rom attitude that we hear about all too often. She was fairly attractive and pleasant and sociable, assuring me she was happy to stay but could/would not do intercourse.

And there was me thinking, at least she should try and put a bit of meat or something in this sandwich. No way I'm settling for bread and butter and paying full whack.  :(
« Last Edit: July 30, 2019, 04:49:06 pm by regalsun »
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Offline winkywanky

...she says we will not be able to have intercourse because of the size of my hands?!?!. After I recover from a brief burst of awkward laughter, she explains she notes my hands are quite large. They are indeed, and I wear size 12 shoes, basically I'm not a small guy, no lie.

I joke that big guys can be small down there and vice versa, that there is no correlation between the two, but I could see that she wasn't going to change, so I  decided not to pursue that issue further. I'm thinking maybe we can do other stuff to make up for it.

She doesn't French kiss. I then ask her if I could do R.O and she replied that's extra. I then asked her if she could do something else I really like (quite benign) and many girls are quite happy to do it. She said she couldn't.

So at that point I said "No probs' and called off the punt. I figure, what's the point in paying £130 for an hour for what would amount to a covered BJ and cuddling?

Nice girl, though. We hugged a couple of times as we made our way to the front door and bid each other good night.



Perhaps her last punt was with Donald 'tinyhands' Trump?

Why didn't you whip out your wanger to reassure her you wouldn't split her in two when you fucked her?

She wouldn't let you lick her pussy? And then some other unspecified thing that other girls are fine with?

And you reckon she's a nice girl? She's a con artist, and frankly I bet 50% of guys in your situation would've just paid her and put up with that crap.

So you're right to post this up, and yes, it should be a proper Negative Review to help others avoid her, so please do this.

Offline regalsun

Hang on... you asked her to play with your tits  :wacko:

No. Her sucking mine. Sorry if too much information, but you 'asked'. When a female does that to me, erection guaranteed. Always has been one of my faves. For me, puts a BJ in the shade. From my experience, most wgs are happy to do this. And those that know how to do it well? Wow. Guaranteed wood.  What Viagra??? :)
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Offline Bonker

This smells fishy to me.  :unknown:
Sorry but it just does.

Offline winkywanky

Looking at your posts you seem to have a bit of history with Roms.

What I would suggest is this: avoid Roms because of the higher likelihood of bullshit excuses.

Then, approach only well reviewed girls who don't specify 'no blacks'. When you make contact tell them your erect penis dimensions and ask if there'd be a problem.

You'll vastly reduce your chances of last minute rejection.

Offline winkywanky

This smells fishy to me.  :unknown:
Sorry but it just does.


Perhaps that was the real reason she turned him down?  :D

Offline regalsun


Perhaps her last punt was with Donald 'tinyhands' Trump?

Why didn't you whip out your wanger to reassure her you wouldn't split her in two when you fucked her?

She wouldn't let you lick her pussy? And then some other unspecified thing that other girls are fine with?

And you reckon she's a nice girl? She's a con artist, and frankly I bet 50% of guys in your situation would've just paid her and put up with that crap.

So you're right to post this up, and yes, it should be a proper Negative Review to help others avoid her, so please do this.

Thanks, have already reviewed.

Didn't really care to prove or disprove anything to her as I would be demeaning myself, and frankly it had soured the mood some.

But yes, I am pleased that that I called her bs and "walked" her, instead of paying and taking whatever she deemed appropriate to give.
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Offline regalsun

This smells fishy to me.  :unknown:
Sorry but it just does.

Don't understand. Which part do you find implausible?
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Offline regalsun

Looking at your posts you seem to have a bit of history with Roms.

What I would suggest is this: avoid Roms because of the higher likelihood of bullshit excuses.

Then, approach only well reviewed girls who don't specify 'no blacks'. When you make contact tell them your erect penis dimensions and ask if there'd be a problem.

You'll vastly reduce your chances of last minute rejection.

Sounds like good advice. But believe it or not, I don't go for roms intentionally. I'm aware of the general reputation (of course there are bound to be exceptions).
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Offline winkywanky

You seem to be setting yourself up for fail.

I can't help thinking it's avoidable.

Offline winkywanky

Thanks, have already reviewed.

Didn't really care to prove or disprove anything to her as I would be demeaning myself, and frankly it had soured the mood some.

But yes, I am pleased that that I called her bs and "walked" her, instead of paying and taking whatever she deemed appropriate to give.


I don't think whipping out a biggun' would be demeaning yourself, who knows, she mightn't have been able to control herself at the sight of it?

Offline Baxter63

This agency and its sister, 24 Carat, has always been known for scamming. Been advertising on AceMassage since that site started.

Girls turning up then not providing services; or wanting some things, or everything, at extra payments. It was well reported on this board's predecessor, as I'm sure 'old hands' will know? There were always lots of Negative reviews, over there, for both agencies.
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Offline peter purves

This agency and its sister, 24 Carat, has always been known for scamming. Been advertising on AceMassage since that site started.

Girls turning up then not providing services; or wanting some things, or everything, at extra payments. It was well reported on this board's predecessor, as I'm sure 'old hands' will know? There were always lots of Negative reviews, over there, for both agencies.

I used 24 Carat once and once only, I guess I was fortunate since I did not have any problems. However, I was scared to chance my arm again , if you judge me by my action of not using them again  :P ;)
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Offline regalsun

 :D

 ... she mightn't have been able to control herself at the sight of it?

 :lol: If only I had that power and could use it on any woman I choose!
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Offline freeze44

Fucking hell what a saga! So if I get a punt with this one and get to stick it up her chuff it means I got a small cock and fem hands?? Jesus wept aint putting up that review!!  :lol:  :crazy:

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Offline regalsun

Fucking hell what a saga!

You can say that again.

I left out another interesting related detail, because I was trying to focus on the essence of the matter without too much info.

However, after she agreed to leave, she asked me for transport costs (which would have come to £20; driver to my place and back). Naturally, I declined but she said the transport has to be paid for.

I said to her I need to make a quick call to the agency and she said fine, and I stepped out into an adjacent room and spoke to a lady at the agency and asked her to speak to their little friend over here and get her to ship out sans 'transport costs'.

I book with them often, so I knew I had some leverage in this situation. They quickly called her on her phone and said it's ok, leave. So she did. It wasn't acrimonious, or anything. As I said above we hugged a couple of times and she left, and I kept my funds to live and punt another day.

Yeah, talk about a saga.

« Last Edit: July 30, 2019, 11:49:42 pm by regalsun »
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Offline Bonker

Well...

An odd reason to turn down intercourse.
An odd reason to lose money.
An amicable departure. Hugs even.
No money given. In my experience, the agency demands its cut whatever so the WG would have to pay out of her own pocket.
An agency you've used before so they know what you're like and could vouch for you with the girl.

I'm not saying you're making this up but I'm sceptical. Anyways, you know what really happened so what does it matter what I think.

Offline Bonker

And.. an unusual thing you want to do with her but won't say what.

Offline Hardpunt2

Surely she could have had a look at your cock before deciding its to big for her. Sorry to say it but it sounds to me like she had a problem with your race.

I'm surprised she never took the money off you then refused intercourse.

Offline DaVINCI

Will do, thx.

'judging you' based on your ethnicity - The thought did cross my mind, and I might have made a joke about it, but she 'explained' she always declines well-endowed guys, regardless. I couldn't be bothered to go down that road. But you're prolly right, a diplomatic fob-off. I suppose I was just glad I had the resolve to call it off, instead of paying full fare and settling for just a part of the meal.
If she was willing to offer other services (also without the deterrent of an additional charge for one of them) and had seen your tadger l would believe her, but she just came out with the large hands nonsense :wackogirl: based on your ethnicity  :thumbsdown:

Although you were relieved at not being charged, she wasted your time  :dash:


 

Offline DaVINCI

Surely she could have had a look at your cock before deciding its to big for her. Sorry to say it but it sounds to me like she had a problem with your race.

+1


I'm surprised she never took the money off you then refused intercourse.

That would have meant the booking advancing to some extent, from what the OP has indicated and the demeanor of the WG, she had no intention of the booking progressing that far.
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Offline peter purves

Surely she could have had a look at your cock before deciding its to big for her. Sorry to say it but it sounds to me like she had a problem with your race.


Nothing worse than the Big Dick Tax (HMRC) inspection IMHO   :dash:

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Offline regalsun

And.. an unusual thing you want to do with her but won't say what.

I already stated what it was in post #23. Did you read the thread at all?
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Offline regalsun

Well...

An odd reason to turn down intercourse.
An odd reason to lose money.
An amicable departure. Hugs even.
No money given. In my experience, the agency demands its cut whatever so the WG would have to pay out of her own pocket.
An agency you've used before so they know what you're like and could vouch for you with the girl.

I'm not saying you're making this up but I'm sceptical. Anyways, you know what really happened so what does it matter what I think.

You can be sceptical if you want to. Doesn't affect the veracity of what I've said at all.
And "they" at the agency, don't really know me or my preferences or whatever at all. I just call them when I want to make a booking. I don't go into details or give them details about myself or chit chat.
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Wow, a trip down memory lane!  :thumbsup:

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Fuck me, is that Nick Lowe on piano?

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Fuck me, is that Nick Lowe on piano?

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 :cool:  :hi:

Wow, that Youtube vid...the Welsh rock 'n' roll mafia...Dave Edmunds on guitar, Terry Williams on drums, can't remember the other guitarist's name?

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BILLY BREMNER! (Not to be confused with the ankle-biting little shit who played for Leeds UFC in the 70s).