We already have the worst escort picture challenge thread which can make you vomit every day. I propose a new one, the Stupidest silliest daftest escort profile? which can make you laugh every day.
I do not mean the most fraudulent bait and switch, or managed by Darren or Sergei. I mean something to laugh at.
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24 year old Female
help me pretend to work late while i get pounded in every hole ♡ ask me for pics! the app on this site won't let me upload any shots of my big fat GG cup titties trying to escape my bra for you 
No location; read the rest online.
Looking at her profile which says she needs cock and her Bi lover wouldn't like it, she reminds me of a young dykey AW girl I used to see in Cambridge a few years ago. She was actually lesbian but for some reason she had a complete obsession with cocks, and sucking them off. She did indeed look like a young KD Lang with the hair and clothing to match. Her MO was for you to pick her up at the end of her road in your car in the evening, and she'd take you to a very quiet works car park where she'd virtually go insane giving head. It was pretty animalistic actually. She'd swallow the lot too, and moan while she was doing it.
After seeing her 3 or 4 times she wanted me to fuck her (I should say here, yes I was paying her, although only peanuts for the BJ). So I did her in the back of my car. And then she wanted to try anal and by this time she was inviting me into her flat in Histon while her GF was out. I think the GF had an idea what was going on, but not in that much detail
. So I fucked her up the bum too and when I pulled out there was a little 'accident'
.
She was a game girl, there was no kissing or anything really personal, just the animalistic desire on her part to receive cock, and products of cock (all penetration was with a condom, I might add).
It all finished when she started getting the idea that she might catch something nasty from all the bare head (she was studying virology or something at Cambridge) and so she stopped doing OWO and swallow. And after that her heart wasn't in it, so she stopped. Or perhaps her GF got fed up with it?
Anyone else see her? Probably 10 years ago now. Her AW name, rather appropriately, was something along the lines of 'Lesbian Gives Head'.
