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Pompoy123

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Normally a good sucking would say goodbye to Mr Floppy. Right?
I went for a £10 BBBJ, and the little guy wouldn't have any of it. Served me right for being cheap.

Was it the teeth in the jar by the side of the bed that put you off??? :sarcastic:

Captain Kang

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Was it the teeth in the jar by the side of the bed that put you off??? :sarcastic:

No,and it was CIM too, but let's face it... Sometimes you do get what you pay for.

Pompoy123

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No,and it was CIM too, but let's face it... Sometimes you do get what you pay for.

I would be scared to have a BBBJ for a tenner and I don't know why I should really if she didn't look like a scank. :unknown:

Xerxes

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I'd better return to this, if only to quell the rumour about M being my dad.

"One thing led to another": in the run-up to our threesome I had a booking with C during which I phoned M (pre-arranged with him but not with C) and, while I was doing C dog-fashion, she gave him phone sex. All the way if you know what I mean. Such a naughty girl.

"Fucking catastrophe": despite preliminary shenanigans such as those just detailed M and I had neither met nor spoken; all our comms had been email or text. So we really were complete strangers. And I had never been in the presence of another man in a sexual situation. What happened? Nothing, my inhibitions came down like steel doors and killed enthusiasm in both men. Well, we achieved erection (sort of, in my case) but all our pre-punt plans of spit-roasting and spinning C around like a double-ended sexual receptacle and watching each other get blowjobs collapsed. After 90 minutes nothing had happened except for C getting her pussy licked a lot (which she loved, that girl was the captain of the English receiving oral team) and M very generously left. In the remaining 30 minutes I did manage to achieve thusness but a year later I am left with a feeling of disappointment.

And a major debt to M that I have never had the chance to repay. The closest I've come was to give him a recommendation to see Sexyelisexxxx (External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only). A smoking hot girl whom anyone should see who likes to have his mind fucked as much as his body.

Offline Messenjah89

Well i had a meet with Ellafoxx  who others seem to have had poor experiences of (External Link/Members Only)   she was dressed to impress in a Basque and Stockings which had me raring to go the second i walked in the door  but i had almost decided to cancel the meet because i was exhausted after a particularly long and hard day at work and after a brief blowjob cut short on my instruction  she jumped on top and i think i lasted all of 45 seconds.

a follow up meeting was arranged next time she was in the area and a few beers and a crafty wank made sure i performed much better

Offline undercoverpunter

I think it was my third punt -booked with an Indian escort, advertised as a 30 year old elite courtesan (now retired, known as Anushka).  £200 an hour, £350 for 2.

Turned up at the hotel, definitely over 30, short bobbed curly hair.  Wasn't really my type.  Thinking with my dick and too inexperienced to know about other options I persevered.  When we got between the sheets (and noticing by her stomach that she was a milf), I couldn't get hard.  RO on her and she seemed to get worked up.  Not for a lack of effort on her part but unfortunately it just wasn't happening.  Couple of points: there were loads of condom packets by the side fo the bed when we finished and she said if someone saw it they would think we've been at it hammer and tongs.  She also said that had never happened to her before and offered me a free hour next time. 

I never returned.