Free all weekend. Anyone help with plans

[lordpuntalot]

Hi.
Suddenly got a whole weekend free and not got any plans.
Can any of you dirty bastards help?

I can travel across most of the NW area and my tastes are

1) jacuzzi sess with a nice thai OR
2) pse sess with an enhanced and tattoed fucktoy OR
3) Gfe with a gym bunny.

Got about 140 to spend.
Any suggestions?

[spiralnotebook]

Free all weekend. Anyone help with plans

If you don`t get fixed up my lawn needs mowing.

 

[aquilla]

If you don`t get fixed up my lawn needs mowing.

 

 

[lordpuntalot]

If you don`t get fixed up my lawn needs mowing.

 

tbh not my worst offer

[Kool Keef]

tbh not my worst offer

 

[Moby Dick]

tbh not my worst offer

My toilet is blocked. 

[lordpuntalot]

My toilet is blocked. 

Not what I ment by puting one up the shitter
 

[RandomGuy99]

I need the back garden mowing.

I'll pay you £25 for the job.  It should only take about 4 hrs.

[wilburs horse]

Its what you make of it yourself. As an adult you are old enough to make your own decisions, make your own mistakes without being spoonfed. £140 if I was careful take in a football match(lower league bolton, Rochdale , Oldham at home today. Budget punt at Sheridan's, few beers and meal out. May have to be wetherspoons to stretch the money out.

[IrishAndy]

If you don`t get fixed up my lawn needs mowing.

 

Reminds me of the hooker who advertised £10 to do three words.
First bloke: Suck my cock
Second: Spank my arse
Third bloke (Yorkshireman) Paint my house