Author Topic: Punting Pet Hates - No. 1 Hot Rooms (Read 3988 times)

Sonny Crockett · « **on:** March 21, 2015, 08:46:42 pm »

Dirty, smelly, clutter-ridden and cramped rooms are such a big turn-off. Also venues that have no decent shower facilities make me cringe!!!

WG wise the lady showing an aloof or stuck-up attitude is a massive pet hate of mine!!!!!!

All these kill the mood of the punt as far as I'm concerned!!!

Roth · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2015, 08:01:58 pm »

Mouldy fucking showers and dirty bogs.

WG wise - unplanned period play.

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Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2015, 08:15:21 pm »

Quote from: yorkshire123 on March 13, 2014, 10:56:53 am

Commercial radio playing in the background (I sometimes lose my rythem when i hear the latest screw-fix offer!) (sorry forgot the "no touting" rule)

So have you bought a hedgehog gutter brush yet? May be useful to take to a punt?

onedivergent · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2015, 08:18:04 pm »

Really poor playlist music or weak commercial radio with music my mum or little sister would listen too !!!

Siadwel · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2015, 08:38:16 pm »

Music TV. MTV, VH1, any of them.

Only happened once, but it was awful. The girl lost complete track of what was on the TV and offered to give me a 'sexy dance'......to an Argos advert jingle.

She was more than a little pissed. Never again.

badsin · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:03:28 pm »

Cold rooms

IAMBATMAN · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:11:24 pm »

tits alot smaller than advertised or appear on pics really steams my beans

Stealthshagger · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:29:15 pm »

Smelly vagina. Smelly anus. Dirty anus. Dirty vagina. Smell of vaganus. Any of those and I walk. Hell, those would make Stephen hawking walk.

tristen92 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:44:07 pm »

Phone use during punt
Dirty room
Overwhelming perfume
Porn star fake moans when you so much as touch her
Dumb small-talk
Hearing other people in house/flat and knowing they can hear the bed/her moans
Places that seem easy to find on google maps but appear to be in some parallel universe five minutes before a punt
Jeremy Kyle in the background while you fuck (before I started insisting on my phone/personal playlist)
Exaggerated profiles (particular with regards to DT skills and also quality of GFE)
Romanians

SmackmaBitchUp · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2015, 06:59:44 pm »

Romanian

Bangers and Gash · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:04:37 pm »

No.1 ~ Punts that resemble a Mexican standoff.

cueball · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:10:08 pm »

Quote from: badsin on March 23, 2015, 06:03:28 pm

Cold rooms

That's a trick to get you dressed quicker "bbrrrr it's cold, shall we get dressed and have a brew"

I'd much rather have a hot bedroom than cold

Hungarian Lover · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:16:14 pm »

Hot rooms,radio on and tuned into a station you wouldn't normally listen to, took one of my on CDs to a long session which seemed to go down with the the girl I visited, most off putting, constantly on the dog and bone!

charming_red · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2015, 07:28:44 pm »

Having a fag or cigarette smell/breath in general.
Her phone ringing and worse still, her using it.
Having to sneek to the bathroom to avoid others (WGs/punters) in the flat.

SirFrank · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2015, 08:48:55 pm »

The smell of stale arse crack when in doggy
Fake moans - ooooo baby oooo baby oooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbaaaaayy.... Before you've even got out of the car.
Butt syringe by the sink. It's happened to me and it's fucking rank. At least tidy your shit away before I go to wash my giblets.
Texting, checking emails etc on my time. I've paid you to make me feel like I'm the cock of the walk not to play fucking candy crush.
The look like you've just woken them up, even though you booked them up well in advance and it's not 7am - e.g. No make up, hair a fucking mess, ladders in stocking, stubbly minge. I'm paying you to make some effort....
Bad attitude

Topgun · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2015, 09:47:36 pm »

You get to her place on time so you call/text for house/apartment number and then - no response....... you wait 5 minutes no response, then just as you think she's a fake and decide to drive off... she calls/texts.

Girl is not the same as in her pictures, and sometimes deffo NOT the same girl. Or she has put weight on since taking the photos.

Profile says French Kissing, or DFK, or says full GFE. Only to discover she doesn't snog.

Turning up to a shit hole of a flat/house.

Bad breath, horrible teeth.

Pays any attention to her phone, unless its during an overnight then that's ok.

broksonic · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2015, 06:57:14 pm »

Dark rooms

the_exile · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2015, 11:50:48 pm »

Quote from: chefboyxo on March 23, 2015, 06:44:07 pm

Phone use during punt
Dirty room
Overwhelming perfume
Porn star fake moans when you so much as touch her
Dumb small-talk
Hearing other people in house/flat and knowing they can hear the bed/her moans
Places that seem easy to find on google maps but appear to be in some parallel universe five minutes before a punt
Jeremy Kyle in the background while you fuck (before I started insisting on my phone/personal playlist)
Exaggerated profiles (particular with regards to DT skills and also quality of GFE)
Romanians

Bloody hell, you've had some bad ones! But yeah, Id draw the line at Jeremy Kyle being on too. In fact having the TV on generally is annoying. Dim rooms too.

Being a perv it turns me on if the receptionist or whoever can hear, haha

sticko · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2015, 11:12:06 am »

Not a hate per se, but rather an oddity about punting I've never understood. Why do women hide behind the door when they open it? It happens 99 times out of 100 and unless the woman in question is dressed in very little it makes no sense. One of the many reasons I like Adele - she comes to the outside door and quite often gives you a flash. It's more normal, and sexy as hell.

I'm sure there's a very good reason why this door thing happens - go on UKP, enlighten me.

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Stealthshagger · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2015, 03:44:06 pm »

Quote from: sticko on March 25, 2015, 11:12:06 am

Not a hate per se, but rather an oddity about punting I've never understood. Why do women hide behind the door when they open it? It happens 99 times out of 100 and unless the woman in question is dressed in very little it makes no sense. One of the many reasons I like Adele - she comes to the outside door and quite often gives you a flash. It's more normal, and sexy as hell.

I'm sure there's a very good reason why this door thing happens - go on UKP, enlighten me.

S

To be discrete regarding onlookers and bypasses. Many punters don't want everyone knowing he is about to go in and pay and have anal sex for an hour during his lunch break.

pye024 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 26, 2015, 06:53:35 am »

Not remembering what services you asked for or asking for an outfit and getting there and they are wearing something completely different.
Talking about extras during the punt.
Waiting outside the flat/house calling for the flat number/key code to get in. It's not very discreet and just screams punter to me.

Sonny Crockett · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:44:26 pm »

Dishonest WGs who say they will leave you feedback on AW, only to then NOT leave feedback!!

THAT IS JUST DAMN INSULTING!!!

anonyorks · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2015, 07:03:24 pm »

Being locked in a bedroom. Only happened once but I didn't like it.

Being told I can't do something even though I already know I can't do it. I read every girls likes list on AW and discuss before we begin too.

Crap showers with no scrunchy in it.

Towels the size of a flannel.

Overly soppy music, having your first dance on whilst your balls deep in an escort made me laugh out loud.

Trevor12 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2015, 09:20:35 pm »

In addition to what others have mentioned

When you've got 15 minutes left of a punt- "I want your cum... can you cum... It's time for you to cum" I'll cum at the fucking end!

"Oh no, my period's just started."

The smell of rubber when your about to go down, leading to a hasty retreat back north.

The smell of fish as you withdraw to change positions, regretting the RO you started the punt with.

Also temperemental apartment entrances, and keypads that speak when you press the numbers- "ONE.... SIX.... SIXTEEN... CALLING FLAT SIXTEEN"

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #24 on:** March 28, 2015, 09:21:09 am »

Quote from: The Crockett Man on March 27, 2015, 06:44:26 pm

Dishonest WGs who say they will leave you feedback on AW, only to then NOT leave feedback!!

THAT IS JUST DAMN INSULTING!!!

Yeah annoying not to be left feedback when you have left them some, I tend not to see those girls again on the basis they have taken my business for granted or didn't like me as a punter

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #25 on:** March 28, 2015, 09:26:16 am »

Quote from: anonyorks on March 27, 2015, 07:03:24 pm

Being locked in a bedroom. Only happened once but I didn't like it.

Crap showers with no scrunchy in it.

I'd be worried about getting robbed by Sergi & co if I was locked in a room of a shitty flat, keypad entry in a decent parlour is fairly normal.

Fucked if I would use a scrunchy in a shared bath / shower area with some other blokes skin debris and dirt embedded in it, bit like a razor it's a personal use item to my mind.

lancspunter · « **Reply #26 on:** March 28, 2015, 09:45:12 am »

Parlours - Grumpy receptionists, communal shower, surgical beds
Incalls - Arriving on time and having to wait ages, girls who actually set a timer next to the bed, their phone keep going off
Outcalls - finding out that the girl does very little of her supposed likes list

Okay - extensive research beforehand can help avoid most of the above, but sometimes we are in a time/place where that is not always possible - hence Punting

cueball · « **Reply #27 on:** March 28, 2015, 09:49:12 am »

Quote from: lancspunter on March 28, 2015, 09:45:12 am

girls who actually set a timer next to the bed,

Yep, that's shit, I've never had that but it's not impossible that I won't in the future. Not a lot you can do when your lucky underpants are round your ankles but she'd never see me again.

DG · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2015, 09:57:53 am »

Other than booking a WG who turned out to be shite, I haven't really come across any recurring things that I'd consider a pet hate. Never even had the Hollywood oohs and ahs and what a big boy you are.

But to answer the original question I much prefer warm rooms as I hate the cold and am always fearful I won't perform. Met my regular yesterday and she had left the heating on whilst she was away at her day job. She actually apologised for it but I was more than delighted, it was roasty, toasty

lancspunter · « **Reply #29 on:** March 28, 2015, 10:03:42 am »

Quote from: cueball on March 28, 2015, 09:49:12 am

Yep, that's shit, I've never had that but it's not impossible that I won't in the future. Not a lot you can do when your lucky underpants are round your ankles but she'd never see me again.

Only happened to me once ... i felt like I was on Countdown and could hear that music in my head.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #30 on:** March 28, 2015, 03:55:17 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on March 23, 2015, 06:29:15 pm

Smelly vagina. Smelly anus. Dirty anus. Dirty vagina. Smell of vaganus. Any of those and I walk. Hell, those would make Stephen hawking walk.

and smoke, smell of smoke on the girl, vagina tastes of smoke and worst of all my clothes smell of it afterwards and no way of explaining it to missus HP

scorpion61 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:34:15 pm »

Pulling out the condom inside the first five minutes of an hour session when I've already said I'm a one pop per hour man.

Also noted using phone whilst on the punt. This young lady was actually texting whilst I was giving it all with my tongue between her legs. Might as well have thrown a bucket of cold water over me!

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Sparta Prada · « **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:42:15 pm »

I tell you what I find really annoying (aside from everything that has already been mentioned), the first 2 are both telephone related:

You make arrangements to see an incall girl, she says she will text you her address but no text arrives.

You make arrangements to see an incall girl, she gives out her address with instructions to call/text her when you arrive at their road. When you arrive at the destination you can't make that final call or text for the door number as there's no bloody phone signal!!!

Lumpy beds.

And as well as smoke, girls who spray themselves with industrial strength perfume. WHY?!!

306 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:10:42 pm »

in wg s shower lights go off
big dog starts barking
i think i am in for it now
throat cut /killed etc

wg calls out don't worry
electric run out .
i shit myself?

Deepstroker · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:43:17 pm »

Over priced prima donnas
Smelly arse/fanny
Takes money/leaves room/comes back 5-10-15 mins later
No i dont do that,dont touch me here/there/every fookin where
Finding a dirty bog or one with a richard jammed in it
knowing someone else is hiding in the house
Thank god its all in the past..

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:51:25 pm »

lino or tiled floor and no rug so cold feet!

hotel rooms with not enough towels.

Nobby nobbs · « **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:28:02 pm »

Omg, you guys kill me.

Needles are a bit akward because i dont want to suddenly step on one (my solve was keep shoes on - you think i lie), but the number 1 bad thing to find in the room are two guys that are concerned that i'm having to carry the weight of money around and relieve me off the burden.

ArtVandalay · « **Reply #37 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:33:05 pm »

Quote from: anonyorks on March 27, 2015, 07:03:24 pm

Crap showers with no scrunchy in it.

Crap showers I can understand but crap scrunchy???
You'd actually use a random scrunchy in a whores bathroom?

306 · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:52:56 pm »

Quote from: ArtVandalay on March 31, 2015, 06:33:05 pm

Crap showers I can understand but crap scrunchy???
You'd actually use a random scrunchy in a whores bathroom?

fuck me that is scary

anonyorks · « **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:57:53 pm »

Ha if you put it that way, I give it thorough wash and just use it on my arse. Don't think I will anymore though

306 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:59:39 pm »

why not the last punter just did?
or this wg
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pierrot · « **Reply #41 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:08:03 pm »

rooms are never hot enough for me, I find after Iv come I always get cold.

Punting Valley · « **Reply #42 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:15:14 pm »

Quote from: pierrot on March 31, 2015, 09:08:03 pm

rooms are never hot enough for me, I find after Iv come I always get cold.

Me too! I always ask them to turn up the heat, especially if I have to use a pre-punt shower first I am usually freezing despite my best effort drying myself.

midsman2012 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:34:28 pm »

A few to keep you going...

Police turning up. Only happened to me once, mid punt whilst I was balls deep in a gorgeous Asian girl. Turns out the plod were after the cctv footage for a complaint next door. This didn't stop me or the girl shitting ourselves at which point she blurted out 'I'll lose my job in a care home if they catch me here!'. We got dressed at lightening pace, then carried on after the plod had gone. For the life of me I don't know how looking back, I think my balls and cock retracted from the initial horror.

Girls taking your cash, walks out, walks back in and whips all her sexy gear off in the corner of the room. Leave it on love, it's my job to take it off. Shatters the illusion and ruins the mood for me.

Girls who dress like shit when you meet them, thought are in full basque and lingerie on their profile.

Any smell of smoke. As a non smoker who can't explain lingering smoke on me or clothes, this is bad news.

Leaving socks on, and only socks. Enough said, for fucks sake! I had a EE girl do this last week. Asked her to take them off and she refused. Oh how we laughed after that..

Not being allowed to go for a shower or piss after a punt. Normally means Sergei or another punter in the bathroom.

I feel much better for getting all that off my chest...

flybynightpm · « **Reply #44 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:46:44 pm »

Perfume smells that I can never find the source for...

Bedspreads that never stay in place...

Girls mentioning their boyfriends..

Bright Red condoms... looks like I'm really sore..

Fake moans..

Waiting !

Big dangling or sharp earring that hit you in the face...

Siadwel · « **Reply #45 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:10:00 pm »

Baby Lotion and Baby Oil, the Johnson's stuff.

I don't want to smell like a baby being put to bed. I want to smell essential oils, patchouli, Opium perfume, the smell of sex.

Boundless · « **Reply #46 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:21:47 pm »

Quote from: Stealthshagger on March 23, 2015, 06:29:15 pm

Smelly vagina. Smelly anus. Dirty anus. Dirty vagina. Smell of vaganus. Any of those and I walk. Hell, those would make Stephen hawking walk.

306 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:30:14 pm »

I don't want to smell like a baby being put to bed. I want to smell essential oils, patchouli, Opium perfume, the smell of sex. all much more than £1 each

leatherlover999 · « **Reply #48 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:01:39 am »

poor hygiene, fake moans, clock watching and trying to cheat you out of time.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #49 on:** April 01, 2015, 03:58:45 pm »

ladies wearing a crucifix

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Author Topic: Punting Pet Hates - No. 1 Hot Rooms (Read 3988 times)

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