I started my 2024 punting season a couple of Friday's back with a trip to Soho. As is increasingly the case for me nowadays, I'm seeing two or even three girls in a typical afternoon/evening there, and this was no exception.

After a couple of jars in a nearby pub I started off with Carole, a chubby unexceptional Brazilian at 8 Greek Street who I'd seen before, for a quick rump-and-dump, just to get the old feeling back. After that I wanted to try some new blood so a pint and an hour or so later and I was with an even chubbier even more ordinary Brazilian (though with a prettyish face) called Shantal at 34 Romilly Street for what ended up being another quick ball-drainer and, ultimately, a palate-cleanser for the main course to come.

A pastrami sandwich and another beer later, and I found myself heading up the stairs at 28 Peter Street. I didn't know who was working that day, but had hopes it would be either someone I hadn't seen before (I do like the thrill of the new) or Brazilian Sara, who've I've seen and reviewed before. The first floor door gave me no indication as to who was working so I carried on up, and that's when it got interesting - the walls on the stairway were plastered with pages from porn mags and promises of hot sex with an experienced and lusty, though not named, lady. Curious, I knocked on the door and was let in by the maid who told me she'd be a few minutes. "What's her name? Who's working? Who is she?" I asked, but she seemed reluctant to say, which wasn't promising, and had me fearing that I'd end up with Ellie, a cold and detached, if quite pretty, Romanian, that I saw there last year (and reviewed). I sat down to wait, and asked one more time. “It’s Angela, love.” Get the fuck in!

I’d heard all about ‘Crazy Angela’ on here, mostly good things, all things about what a nutty nympho she is, and I’d been wanting to see this walk-up wonder for some time, but fate kept us apart. Until today. As one punter left I was let into the bedchamber to be greeted by the woman herself: blonde, mid 30s, medium build, nice tits. A good English speaker (Lithuanian apparently). We exchanged pleasantries then she left me with the menu (and the porn video on the TV) while she went out again. Most walk-up menus are pretty dull affairs, with variations of  ‘sex’ and ‘oral’ and different time periods, perhaps with a ‘69’ thrown in for good measure.  Angela's was like a Chinese takeaway menu in comparison. Unlike most of the girls I’ve seen in Soho, she lists her extras too - anal, OWO, COB, toys, watersports, and probably more that I didn’t get to see before she came back in. Her rates are also cheaper than most of the walk-ups. I opted for OW, sex and positions for £40, rather than the usual £50, although I guessed, and hoped, that this might be a pretty impromptu affair.

It was. Off with our clothes and onto the bed, she covered me up then gave me a sucking for a few minutes, taking her mouth away only to talk filth. When she did stop it was to show me her pussy, in particular her meaty lips. She asked for my approval, got it, then pushed me down on the bed, sat on my face and continued to suck me whilst she ground her soaking wet pussy over my mouth and nose, giving me just enough space to stop me from suffocating. What a pro. Another few minutes of this then, as much has I was loving it, I forced the issue and asked for a fuck. Straight into missionary and straight into a pounding, I found that the previous two meets (and drinks) were making it difficult for me to cum. I told her this, and why, and she turned over and got on top of me for some vigorous cowgirl. I was hard, the Viagra made sure of that, but I wasn't going to cum and had already gone way over the usual 10 minutes, so being the gentleman I am, I broke off and admitted defeat. Another few minutes and I was out the door while another punter was getting ushered in.

Despite my inability to cum, this was a far more memorable and positive experience than others where I've done the job no problems. She was reasonably attractive, but it's her attitude and full-on pornstar experience (for Soho anyway) that were my takeaways. She goes by the moniker 'Crazy Angela' but there's definite method in her madness - she gives the punters what they want. I think she said she works Friday through to Monday. I'll certainly be back again (I did go to see her yesterday but she wasn't working), with a list of perverted things to do.

Link.  https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/northolt-ub5/swedish---full-body-massage/315899733
07440598507

When:  March 2024
Summary:  Nice massage and HE in suburban home.  Fully dressed, no touching. Business like and matter of fact. Kind of strange setting

Comms:  Good.
Services:  Massage and HE
Price & Time:  £80 1 hour
Extras:  -

Lady:  Prettier than in pictures. Slim, wore tight up the bum leggings and T-Shirt throughout, petite, 40s, short chatty and friendly
Location:  Northolt, Exact address is on link.  Family home on suburban street, easy free parking, room downstairs at back of house with HD TV.  No showering offered.
Why go:  Good set of reviews on here.

Meet: 
Rang and arranged at short notice.  She sent pricing and location by text.  Pricing is sliding scale time based.
Arrived at address, heard a mans voice from the window upstairs, he appears to be on a call. 

Texted I arrived then rang.  She opened the door and took me to the back room.
Paid for an hour and she offered massage of body and also pointed to midriff area and said she could massage that too.  I said yes to midriff massage.
On to massage table and nice massage face down for about 30 minutes, then some nice reach unders and tugs and pulls.  After a few minutes she says to turn over.

On my back she proceeds with a pretty damn good handjob that goes on for about 10 minutes, getting closer to the critical point I have to give some feedback on how good this is, she nods smiles and tells me to keep quiet and continues to the finale.  All smiles and a warm down massage for a few minutes.

She leaves the room and I get dressed.  She comes back and says it is very busy, kids are home from school, I could hear a teenage voice somewhere.
So a nice massage and HE but with all the family milling around the house it seems a bit strange.

Return?  Jury is still deliberating
Recommend.  Sure.

Observations.
Petya is very matter of fact, the massage is this, HJ is very matter of fact, normal human function, feels nice. 
I prefer a sexy dirty activity rather than the more clinical “we all do this” point of view.  Just saying.

When:  Feb 2024
Summary:  Nice massage and happy ending,  some nice touches,  glad I went but probably won’t return.

Comms:  Good, a bit of dicking around delaying the start time.
Services:  Massage on a table, HJ, Kissing, happy ending on the bed
Price & Time: £100 for an hour
Extras:  None

Lady:  Pictures are from a long time ago.  Tantraman has a stash of her pictures and she looks much older and heavier than his stash or her AW pictures.  Very thick legs and quite a tum and flabby.  She is pleasant.  Late 40s about 5’ 5”
Location: Flat near Ashford station.  Parking is free on the street and paid parking in the station carpark.  Reasonable flat, shower good, massage table and bed in the room of action. 
Why go: Wanted a change, Tantraman’s review.

Meet:
After some faffing because she wasn’t ready, found the flat near the station, went up and in and in to the bedroom. 
Greetings and money exchanged, clothes off and on to massage table to start.
Nice massage, then down with the hand for some nice reach unders and tugs.  Some whispering and kissing in my ear.
She leaves the room, comes back naked and we go to the bed where she proceeds with a nice oily handjob in various positions.
She then lies alongside me continues to wank me and we have some nice kissing, this is something I really enjoy, I think it must remind me of being a teenager.
She continues with a nice long teasing wank and job done.
A quick wipe down and then offers me a shower.   
I go out in the hall to the shower and there is an eye watering putrid stink of shite.  The cat had the runs and the litter box was in the bathroom.
I am choking and unphased she scoops the grit covered slime from the litter box into the toilet and gives it a flush. 
The smell lingers and we both get in to the shower and she rinses me off.

I dry and dress and we have a chat in the bedroom where the smelly cat joins in and then I leave

Return?  No,  Had a good time, she was nice, but just did not find her attractive, she is a BBW.
Recommend.  Depending on what the cat has eaten, yes.

https://www.adultwork.com/498380 or https://www.adultwork.com/lovely+destiny

She's been on my hotlist for quite a while and some recent decent reviews plus the horn made me message her a couple of weeks back.

Initial comms by text, quite quick replies, confirmed date, time and duration, confirmed again an hour before by phone, she actually sounded nice to speak to.  She said she'd send the address.

I start travelling, via the cash machine and arrive in the general area of Kings Park about 15 mins before the meet.  No message from her so I fired off a text for the address.  Nothing by the supposed start time, I called which just rang out.  I waited another 10 mins, called it quits and phoned another SP for a booking.

40 minutes later a text comes through with the address.

Wasted my time, but still got a punt in (with Sexy French Girl, I've previously reviewed).

https://www.adultwork.com/4784306

With all the positive reviews I had to try.    120 for the hour.

I struggled to find the right place but she was patient with me.

She's a good looking girl fake tits.   Small but toned body.   Gorgeous arse. 

Took a shower.   Came back to her naked. 

She offers owo included.    And fk.   
No issues with any service.  Oral both ways.    Came with her in reverse cowgirl watching her arse move.    Was all over too quick.....but I then spent about 10 minutes just licking her arse.    Really is very nice.    Left after about 45 but I was rushed nice to have the extra time.    Found her quite chatty

Photos accurate.   Services offered.   I plan to return sometime soon

https://www.adultwork.com/7401810

I finished work early so I thought I would see if anybody was available at short notice. Not a lot of choice in Bury St. Edmunds but I sent off a couple of enquiries. Mia replied promptly and was available. Good communication and I was outside her flat 30 mins later. She was using a central apartment that was clean, reasonably discrete and felt safe.

She opened from behind the door. Initial impression was quite nice. She was the girl in the photograph. Wore a robe with dark underwear beneath. She was very pleasant, Eastern European with excellent English. Facially 7/10 not slim but not chubby either, reasonably attractive. Nice breasts.

I offered my £100 for 30 mins which she sorted away politely in another room. I undressed and lay on the bed and Mia positioned herself beside me. Now,I do liike to establish a bit of a connection and I enjoy kissing to start with, unfortunately, Mia just sort of hovered with the occasional light touch of the lips. We spent a bit of time mutually touching each other but Mia positioned herself so that I couldn’t really reach or access very much and I am not one to force my way if not offered. She then put on a condom and performed some average oral followed by sex in cowgirl and spoons. As I wasn’t very engaged by the process I didn’t really rise to the occasion very well and asked to be finished by hand. She removed the condom and performed an oily handjob that put things to right very nicely. I dressed and was politely escorted downstairs to the exit with a little light slightly awkward chatter.

I wouldn’t return although there was nothing terribly wrong and others my well have a better  time with her, just not my sort. She also wore quite a lot of fragrant perfume and as I wasn’t offered a shower afterwards I was aware that  I noticeable carried her sent which could be problematical for some people

As I knew I would have the house for myself for a few days, but I could not be bother to do an incall, I decided to look to a SW who offered Outcalls at a reasonable rate. I contacted a few days in advance severals girls, but none of those contacts went ahead.
After a search by popularity - I stumble accross this profile https://www.adultwork.com/7359650 - Ellie only has 2 reviews on UKP but quite a lot on AW,  plenty of photos. Comunication wise she was able to acomodate my request on the day and time suggested.



Comunication:
I found the comunication with her to be very direct and simple via text message. I booked the outcall a couple of days in advance. As I like it 


The Girl:
Her pictures are very accurate. I found her to be "stunning" 7/10 and I pretty sure on a night out she could easily pass by a 8/10. She very slim but gym fit  with curves and a peachy ass. A flat stomach like per her picture and nice enhanced breast  which match her size 8 frame. Her age is accurate. When she arrived at mine's she was not wearing any makeup and was wearing a legging with a crop top underneath a massive Winter coat.
When I saw her I was happy with my choice. 


Acomodation:
My house.

Action:
Ellie is very easy to talk but you could sense she was nervous as she's is new to the business. After changing herself to a very sexy fishnet "onesie" - the party started. We started with some light French but trougout the meeting those kiss envolve a bit but still no thong action.
Het BJ technique as described by another punter is not bad, but it's a shallow blow job so if you are a fan of DT, she's not for you. After a few minutes of this, I decided to go down on her, she's very "sensitive" on her clit and after a few minutes she told me she had an orgasm. On we went with condom, whcih by the way she apply lube on your penis before putting on the condom and after above the condom.  She's very submissive and will obilge with most of the sex position. When I was bannging her in Doggy, I could go deep and hard, but her reaction was like i was "hurting" her, after asking her if she was ok, which she answer yes, I decided to go for a more steady pace. In doggy, before i could ask her to CIM, I was done on the condom.
We had a ncie chat about everything, after like 15 minutes break she told me my time was nearly up, so we should initiate round 2.

Knwoing she was a bit in a rush, I went all in an finished again inside the condom in less than 5 minutes.

Price paid £280 for 1h30 of her time in outcall. This punt happened 2 weeks ago.

PRO
She's stunning and fit
She's not too expensive
She's down to earth
She's good with GFE services

CONS
We did not click, and I think it was due not having DFK - I tend to never go for girls who don't offer DFK
She's still new to business industry and she's learning
We never moved things to a bit more PSE

Would I see her, yes but only in incalls. She uses Hotel and work in between Leeds and Manchester.

If you guys want to spent some time with stunning blonde and enjoy a vanilla service - I would recommend her.

https://www.bathroadmassage.co.uk/


When I called in there were two girls available, one whom I had seen before and Pearl, who must be fairly new and looked okay so I chose her.

COMMS
N/A

LOCATION
On the A4 Bath Road near Arnos Vale.  Rooms are dated but clean and tidy and seemed better lit than my last visit, unless my eyesight is improving, which is very doubtful.

COST
£80 / 30 minutes plus £20 for kissing.

APPEARANCE
Quite pretty face, long black hair tied up, slim build, smallish breasts, body quite soft and not gym toned.  Age probably mid to late 20’s. Height around 5’4”.  Plenty of ink on body, arms and legs.  Speaks with an Australian accent but is British.

THE MEETING
I paid at the reception and was led to the room by Pearl who left me to shower whilst she fetched a drink.  On her return we agreed on £20 extra for kissing.  She was dressed all in black – bra, thong and fishnet holdups – and she began a firm massage on my back whilst straddling me.  There were no reach unders, CC swipes or light, sensual touches.  After a while she turned round and sat on me facing the other way and began a leg massage, during which she occasionally raised her bum and twerked it, which was a bit odd as I was face down and couldn’t properly view it.  By now we were around 15 minutes into the half hour, so I waited until she raised her arse again and then I twisted round so that I had a nice view of her plump pussy, which was trying to escape from the thong and I began to feel her all over, especially her breasts as by then she had removed her bra.  She occasionally wanked me during the massage but she held the shaft too low down and it was too vigorous for my liking.  At times I tried to make small talk but she wasn’t very forthcoming, often giving one word replies.  She put the condom on me and gave some OW which, like the handjob, was fast and also a bit toothy.  She must have suddenly remembered I had paid for kissing and came up to give some light pecking for no more than a minute before climbing on in reverse CG.  There was no more kissing during the rest of the meet, making it the worst value £20 I’ve ever spent.  The reverse CG was quite good and I enjoyed the sight of my cock sliding in and out as she thrust back and forth.  I asked for mish to finish and during this she kept her chin tucked on her chest so there was no eye contact or kissing and she gave some clearly fake moans.  After a quick wipe clean, Pearl escorted me to the door, the meeting having been about 35 minutes in total.

SUMMARY
A reasonably attractive girl but no quality to the service.  She didn’t seem to be uninterested or wanting to rush things, it was more like she has never learnt any sensual lovemaking techniques or what turns a man on.  The BRM website says she is passing through so it may be that she is trying to make a few bob before moving on to somewhere or something else.

https://www.adultwork.com/6591923

Found myself in Leeds over the weekend for work and decided to see what was offer.

Great communications initially and seemed keen.
but on the day, nothing. And then after I followed up a few hours before we were due to have the outcall, personal issues meant she could'nt make it.

Compelled to leave a review as looking at AW, personal issues leading to no shows, seems to be a trend.

https://www.adultwork.com/7312968

£70 for HH plus £20 CIM plus £30 Rimming.

Two punts in 3 days, all this time off work has made me horny, plus a little win on the bookies

I again tried Zonya, several texts go unanswered and beginning to think she is a unicorn. So look at Plan B which is a repeat punt with Ammy but despite being available on AW, told she has just finished (at 6pm...). Sigh, onto a reserved hot list plan C Anna Thai.

Quick comms, probably with maid as english seemed more fluid than Anna's in person. Tried to negotiate a better price on rimming but failed. I was in the mood so pressed ahead with a CIM/Rimming HH.

Usual block of flats in Farnborough, parking near the pharmacy. Told not to knock on door, no need as opened the second I was outside.

Anna's pics are very accurate, probably the one in the purple underwear the most accurate. Nice to see not overly touched up like others. I like the back tattoo, does she need it, no, but it's not a turn off by any means. Lovely boobs and bum, I literally have no idea if they are bolt ons, good job if so!

I had just had a shower but she said please so took another quick one making sure my bum was squeaky clean.

Anna is very bubbly, I don't think she's massively busy on Easter Sunday so she is very playful, rubbing herself up and down on my straight away after paperwork and services agreed. Her english isn't great, serviceable, but not great. She confuses me with the initial lying on the bed and asking 'Do you want to fuck me?' question and then starts showing me a little pocket bullet vibrator and says 'You want to try?'. I am confused as to what we are doing first/where that is going!?

This is all a bit weird and I say 'Maybe', after this initial jolt of language/confusion, she finally says to get into doggy for rimming. She plays with the bullet on my balls whilst eating me out but I have to say her rimming isn't the best for me. I like my cock being played with whilst the girl tries to find my breakfast up my bumhole. Anna didn't touch my cock much and so it felt like half a rim job to me. She did end up sticking that (covered) bullet in there (I'll try a few things and I was horny) but it didn't do much and preferred her tongue. However, lube had to go on and off further breaking up the flow of the rim job. I remained semi soft throughout which was hugely disappointing. I have had rim jobs where I am so hard a simple touch has me quivering.

After this she asked if I want to lick pussy, I just don't with new girls so I said no, not sure if she was disappinted or surprised by the No but she went onto OWO regardless. OWO was above average but no more than 7/10. Some good use of hands and swirly tongue, not particularly deep but the slight and feel of her body sideways as she sucked me off was lovely. I raised my leg hoping to get some ball and further rimming (now I was nice and hard) but to no avail. Disappointing.

On with the Mac and she requested Doggy which I had no problem with. This was the suprisngly the most fun 8/10. She really has an awesome bum to grab and slap whilst you hammer away from behind. Nice noises, pushed against the wall with a hand, I pushed her into plank position and went for it, grabbing her ass and boobs. Really lovely feel to both and nice skin all over. I was pleasantly surprised to feel my sap rising after only a few minutes, usually takes a lot longer, uncovered, with a hand job at my age.

As I was close I initially wanted to sit back on my feet kneeling and get her to suck me off that way but I had to go on my back again and she had to build me up again but she successfully sucked me dry after a few spanks and grab of that awesome ass made her know I was about to explode. I also repeatedly warned her I cum for bloody ages and to keep going. Nothing worse than the girl breaking away too soon.

Off she went to mouthwash out the baby soldiers. We had a pleasant enough chat whilt I dressed, she repeatedly grabbed my semi hard cock whilst doing so, I had no complaints about this! I made a few fun attempts to bite/lick her ass but she giggled and pulled away. This interaction made me think there might be a better flow to a 2nd visit.

I am gutted she doesn't do anal, I have a feeling that would have me cum in a snap.

Overall. a solid 6 with rimming @£120. A 7/10 if I had just gone with £90 Cim. I LOVE the way her prices don't stack (I have major issues with this as mentioned on other threads). It's £10 for owo and £20 for CIM, not £10+£20! The rimming was not worth £30 and wouldn't be taken again. Maybe fine for others.

Would I see again, Yes but probably as a solid Plan B.

https://www.adultwork.com/7409088

Good looking girl, one of the regular locations in a square near the middle of Carlisle. As described, good looking, nice conversation and friendly, no extra charge for OWO. Well worth the punt..

A good punt that ended awkwardly.. My own fault, thinking that I have the same cheeky chap ability at my age.  Anyway I mentioned something about avoiding visiting girls from Romania because it isnt always clear how free they are and if they are controlled by pimps. I must have pushed a button because it got very frosty after that.

Anyway, dont mention Brexit or Romanian girls and you'll have a great punt.

https://www.fresha.com/lvp/mei-spa-massage-centre-nell-lane-kqyPNg

07585 696118

The massage happened a couple of days ago. Mei Spa is my current place to go and has been described before. I always find it very comfortable and discrete.

Texted in morning and booked in for a couple of hours later - very efficient and polite comms. £40 for 1h relaxing massage. Met with an attractive young lady called Mimi (the 3rd 'Mimi' I think I have seen there ...). She was probably in her 20's, good firm body, size  10 or 12 I would guess and nice tits, size B cup with long nipples. Only found that latter part out half-way through though when she stripped for B2B.

I was show up stairs and invited to get undressed - Mimi stayed i n the room all the time so I asked her to help me which she did and gave the old fella a few encouraging strokes. Onto the massage, face down, and Mimi started the massage, standing near my head and bending right over me, run her hands all the way down my back and onto my bum where hew had a cheeky little CC swipe. She was happy with me fondling her bare legs under her dress as she bent over and rubbing her bum - she had a nice bum, not flat like so many. The massage was good, quite firm, with increasing CC swipes and reach-unders, even a little bit of prostate massage (she gave a slight prod to suss out my feeling about that, and recognised that I liked it). She asked if I'd like B2B, which I did, and agreed £40 (I didn't haggle as this seemed a reasonable rate). She undressed fully and climbed on top of me and slid her way up and down, offering me her breasts to suck. And then, the bit surprise, she asked me if I wanted sex!! I was so surprised that i had to aske her to repeat it. Full sex was on offer for £30. Of course i said yes, she went to the toilet to get a condom, put it on very gently and then climbed on to p of me cowgirl style. We rode for a few minutes and then climbed off, and lay on the massage table with her legs apart, inviting me to shag her missionary style. I couldn't help going down on her as a I clambered on and had a nice, fresh tasting lick. She hung onto me as we shagged and it didn't take me that long to fill the bag. After a small cuddle she climbed off and gave me a very gentle clean with some baby wipes, then resumed the massage  on my legs and then finishing with a  head massage, leaning over me so that her breasts hung in my face. I could feel wee Dave stirring from his snooze.

All in all, a fantastic experience for £40 massage, £40 B2B and £30 FS; £110 for an hour of complete pleasure. She is hear until next Sunday, so don't miss out!   

An unhappy Easter washout for me. Previous positive on this profile got me intrigued. Got all the details but was only a plan B. Profile disappeared then came back so decided to go for it.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/birmingham-b1/jade-sweet-party-girl-24h---/326299222

Location New apartment block in the Jewellery Quarter central Birmingham.

Comms No answer to phone call as before but text came back and postcode sent. Different location than before. Made booking for later in the night and then confirmed an hour before. Gets to location and texted, radio silence. Gave it 15 minutes then left. Get back home 30 minutes later and I get a text with the flat number. I didn't bother responding.



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Very disappointing punt after having Scarlett on my watch list for a while. It's the first time I've gone for full service in a long time.

I think she moves around a lot but I saw her in a familiar apartment block in Leeds. Communication was good. All arranged on the day at short notice.

I really fancied her looks-wise but she acted very strange and standoffish throughout the meet. I had a shower when I got there, and then when I walked into the room she took her clothes straight off and told me to lie on the bed. She started OWO but told me really firmly not to CIM - it says she does this "at discretion" on her profile but I suspect this is never even entertained once the clients are through the door. BJ was OK however, but she kept avoiding eye contact which made it seem a bit mechanical. After a bit she put a condom on and climbed on me but she was quite obviously not in the mood. She kept saying there was "too much pressure"  and the whole thing was really awkward. There was no opportunity to initiate kissing or anything that might have made it more intimate. It felt like she was purposely keeping her head away from mine actually, and again, very minimal eye contact.

Eventually she did get going in this position and started bouncing up and down on me. I started to move my hips in response but she told me to keep still which was really odd. I asked if we could try another position so we went into doggy. Again there was issues with me entering her and again she told me to not move, so I just sort of knelt there awkwardly while she moved back and forth. Again she said there was "a lot of pressure". I don't even know what she meant. I said that I was struggling to reach the climax with the condom and could I finish on her boobs. She told me this was extra, so she just wanked me off to my own stomach instead.

Left feeling really weird. Maybe she was just having an off day, or maybe we just didn't have the necessary chemistry, but considering I am a polite and vanilla punter it didn't really feel like the issues on my end tbh. Disappointing meet. YMMV.

There was also someone else working out of the same apartment so I had to time my exit through the entrance hall to avoid crossing paths with another punter.

AW: https://www.adultwork.com/7586323

Date: March 2024

Comms: Meet arranged over phone, spoke more than enough English to be able to arrange everything

Services: OW, PS, Doggy, Missionary

Price: £70 for half an hour, didn't inquire as to whether there were any extras on offer

Was lead to a very clean apartment and quickly got to business. Started with quite a brief and aggressive OW where she did a bit of deepthroating before quickly moving onto some doggy. She's a lot shorter than the pictures in the profile would make it out to be so for anyone expecting a massive arse it's not there it was rather shapely and firm in a good way.

I was encouraged to pound away; one of my pet peeves with some meets is when an SP will limit/restrict movement awkwardly which instantly kills a boner but she was the exact opposite, allowing me to try to my heart's content to pound away. There were some fake moans when we proceeded to mish but even that was better than usual in that her accompanying actions, i.e. embracing and neck kissing matched the "performance" she was putting on.

Moved back to doggy until completion and I felt entirely satisfied. Outside of that she matches her pictures well, facially looks between mid to late 30's and didn't seem to have any obvious enhancements.

If I were to point out any complaints is that I would've preferred a bit longer on the OW, it couldn't have been more than a minute before she moved onto the main event. Facially, she matches the images on AW to a reasonable extent.

All in all, I would definitely classify this as a positive, her demeanour and attitude matched her enthusiasm and energy from start to finish which made it a welcome break from my previous experiences.


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March 2024
Stoke on trent
£80 - 30 minutes

We agreed a 30 minute meet via text even though shedoesnt advertise it on her AW profile. She gave me the post code and a description of the building but because of the road layout, it was a bit tricky to find. Once inside it was a very clean modern flat and Layla was dressed in a very sexy little black dress. She is very slim without being skinny and an attractive mature woman.
Good kissing, oral on me, lots of oral on her which she particularly liked, onto covered sex in a few positions. I asked tentatively about anal but I dont think she really offers it even though it is on her profile. It didnt bother me on this occasion.
We finish off with oral and handjob finish.

No hurry to get me out afterwards and she was very chatty.

One thing that may concern a few is that she is very submissive and relies on us to take the lead.

https://www.adultwork.com/7334231

February 2023
Congleton Cheshire
£75 for 30 mins

Comms arranged via text and all was good. Time agreed and location given. There is parking right outside button too discreet so I parked up the road and walked a minute or two. The entry is at the back of the house and up some steps so a little exposed to the adjoining properties.

Inside and Natural model is an attractive girl and a curvy girl. Wearing a nice underwear outfit, we went into the room and got to business. She is chatty without it getting in the way. Good oral without, oral on her, covered sex, and oral/hand job finish.

She was very chatty afterwards and in no rush to chuckle out. Mice girl and a decent solid steady punt.

https://www.adultwork.com/7241263

March 2024
Stoke on trent

I fancied a slim girl and this one fitted the bill so arranged a time to meet via text, I got to the area I was given and radio silence.

https://www.adultwork.com/7307221

Pros
Easy parking in local car parks
Good location on high street
Not busy so can walk in most times
SPs change weekly, average looking Chinese SP in 30s, most give good massage
Recent massage with Lucy, very fit slim in 30s with great 1 h massage and good btb - cost 110£ all in.

Cons
No shower, can ask for hot towel
Never know who you get, can be a bit rubbish sometimes.
Weird doorway on high street leading to walkway overlooked by flats.

Summary- a good option in this area for walk in.
http://eghamchinesemassage.co.uk/

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December 2023 paid £220 for 90minutes Naked yoga + massage and HE

Comms-  booked by text, she was responsive and clear.

Location-  1st floor in a block of flats 2 minutes from London Bridge Station. Nice large open room for the session with you mats on the floor and bed off to the side. Bed wasnt used for the massage, she rolled out a futon on the floor instead. Only one large mirror on the floor, could have done with some larger full height mirrors for a better view when doing yoga. Shower was a bit grimey, but seen worse.

The SP-  Veronica said she was Czech, has excellent English and is easy to chat to as she's been here quite a few years. As others have mentioned, she has a fantastic figure, thicc but not fat and set of nice big naturals.

The event-  Buzzed in, paperwork and shower out of the way, then on with the yoga. Veronica obviously very comfortable with her body, she was naked and ready to go as I got out of the shower. Yoga mats set up side by side with a mirror on the floor in front of us. The yoga was great, a really different, interesting experience. About 45 minutes of yoga, including some positions that require leaning/ leveraging each other. I really enjoyed he views of Veronica's curves as she bent over in front of me, opened her legs apart showing off her smooth pussy. Nearly pulled a muscle craning my neck to admire her as I was bent over too 🙃

Unortunatley during the yoga I noticed the mats were quite old and the soles of her feet were dirty as well. This made me feel quite grossed out by the thought of all the other punters whose sweaty feet and asses have been on those mats - no offence to you all  . If she cant even keep herself clean, how often do you think she bothers to clean those grubby old mats for her clients? I'll admit, I was turned on by the yoga as well so I leaked a few drops on the mat during our session- I'm sure I'm not the first...

After the yoga, she cleared away the mats and went on the futon for a b2b massage and HE. These were pretty standard, at least more sensual than disinterested- those tits and her ass had me hard during the yoga anyway, so I'm sure the constant arousal for the previous 45 minutes helped. I popped while she stroked me on the the futon and while I played with those fantastic tits. She cleaned me up and then off to the shower and left.

Pros:
Fit and busty SP- just my type
She seems to have a nice enough personality and not too chatty
Good English
Really interesting experience and break from the usual

Cons:
Dirty feet (to be clear she was clean otherwise, although )
Not sure how clean the whole set up was
There are cheaper ways to get an average HE

Conclusion:
Neutral
I'm a bit of a stickler for cleanliness, so that's a bit of an issue for me- it's not strange to bring your own mat to normal yoga, so I would recommend dling that. If I get bored of standard massages, maybe I might see her again as everything else was good.

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Recent half hour Incall £100

Booked by text- easy.
Usual location near SECC/ Hydro. Meter parking nearby nae bother.

The girl- accurate photos and description on the web page. Her hair is a bit darker though.
So a slim petite bod with a fair bit of ink. Tiny tits with studs and I think a tongue stud too.
Main thing was that facially she is not a looker (and kept her specs on throughout which I liked) but put that aside and focus on the body and she was great.

Services - Dallas enthusiastically delivered good  dfk to start and she readily took direction making for a submissive vibe to the meet. Just what I like.
We moved into deep owo, ball licking and sucking. Then some RO - she has a responsive hard lill clit and took a good tongue lashing.
And with my fingers inside she was getting real wet and bucking hard into them.
So with the tempo rising we had some 69- with me on top and her taking the full length eagerly.

Bagged up and the sex was in mish, doggy, pb, her squatting and cg.  Then I finished - a good hard pounding with her on her back and legs over my shudders.

A wee cuddle and chat and then on my way.
She is a friendly girl , dirty as fuck and I’ll be back.

I now avoid the shower, sandpaper towels etc etc and left. 

Good to see a young , obliging, slim girl added to the roster at GEA. Let’s get some more I say 

https://thephoenixclub.london/

First Review on here, However have been punting for a numerous years, I attended my first party at LMP - when they were based at Edgware road- when Billie was Vera! I have partied after at the marble arch location- Cindy was my favourite and subsequently the Barons Court.
I haven't been to the new location in Paddington/ Warrick avenue till this party.

Date- March 2024 Friday 4-6pm

Called at 3.15 to conform a slot- ( fortunate to finished work early by supprise)

Location- Warrick Avenue- 5-10 mins walk from station/ london


Line Up

Luiza- Hot and smoking Brazilian - amazing thing and tone body and bueatiful face 10/10
Kasia- slim and sexy eastern European- great body 9/10
Millie- Beautiful Brazilian- great bolt ons. 8/10
Rafaella- older Brazilian- does not look like photos sadly. 7/10

Venue
Flat- 3 bedroom- old council state area-
small kitchen- drinks and snack in hallway.
2 shower- not the best.
only 2 rooms used

The Action
I arrived about 15 mins late- delays on the the trains! typical
There were only 2 other guys - all 4 girls playing.
Was greeted by Kasia- at the door- sorted out the funds- 160, given valuables to keep safe- and showered.
straight out the shower kasia was still free- she took me to one of the rooms which was empty, the other punter had finished with millie and was cleaning up.

Kasia started with OW, I then fucked her doggy style,  great view and tight!. I finished in Missionary. cleaned up and shower- Round 1.
As soon as i came out - Rafaella- grabbed me and took me to the bed- the low male to female ratio made the girls ravenous at this party.
she started with a massage - then flipped me over - OW then Condom and into missionary- pop number 2! ROUND 2!
at this time a 4th guy turned up.
Showered again, came out the shower replenished with some juice and Millie was free and invited me to the bed- played an teased, started with oral, then onto condom, cowgirl, doggy and then missionary- pop- Round 3 ! I was pretty tired at this point
I walked into the other room- the new guy was with kasia in cowgirls and luiza was free- millie and rafealla -were occupied next door.
Luiza started with owo- telling me please not to cum in her mouth. she worked vigorously- got me hard- and then on with the condom- rode me ! wow amazingly tight, i flipped her over into missionary, for a while- at this time Rafaella came and joined and started massaging my balls! pop 4 ! Round 4 and totally spent!
Showered and got ready to leave! Happy Friday!

Great value overall if the line up matches- the venue is not as fun as previous but the girls are great!
Will return when i can!

Easter, eh. On with the punting coat...

https://www.adultwork.com/7284127

When: Easter 2024.

Location: ground floor flat near Morrisons in St Albans. Free parking for 3 hours in Morrisons.

Comms: all by text, booked an hour & half before hand.  Arrived on time to get radio silence, and then after a few minutes the old "the landlord is here to check out a problem" bollocks. At this point I was about to turn round and give this a straight 'red" negative review however on returning to my car I had a text "to come now". I did, was given the flat number and let in.

The Girl: it's her on the profile but there are few pictures taken sometime ago, the one with her holding her tits with make up on is the most accurate. Early 40s, brazilian, 5' 3" or 4", attractive, friendly, chunkier down below, wore a basque to cover her stomach, thick thighs with crazy paving cellulite, basic English, would guess size 14.

The Deed: paperwork done, quick wash of the hands, shower not necessary but available. Straight into DFK, plenty of it too, unleashed her tits and sucked her nipples, well received. Onto the bed for more DFK and started to massage her pussy, two fingers inside at one point to sounds of appreciation. She then got on top of me, rubbing her saggy tits up and down my cock, occasionally coming back for more DFK (this girl loves to kiss!). OW followed soon after, good technique nearly taking my whole length, I wanted to fuck her so applied some lube over my cock and started to ride me in CG. Tit sucking & DFK whilst she grinded her pussy up and down my erection, I grabbed her ample, squishy arse and got her bouncing. Moved to Doggie, opening up them big bum cheeks and slamming hard into her. We swopped to missionary and I fucked her as hard as I could, she started speaking Portuguese at this point which I had no idea on but it sounded dirty. The inevitable occurred and I shot into the bag. Cleaned me up and a brief chat via Google translate, whist she is brazillian, she lives in Barcelona. Going back shortly she will return in a few months.

This lady may not be for everyone, she is carrying a bit of weight around the tummy/arse but if you are into an enthusiastic attractive Latino Milf, you will enjoy.

Thumbs up from me, probably a Plan B should she return.

https://www.adultwork.com/3147482

I’m a long time lurker and think I have enough experience now to add value with reviews.

I met Maisie in Glasgow a few weeks ago. £100 for 30 minutes. Hotel wasn’t exactly city centre (near the BBC studio) but probably easier to get to in the car, not as easy if you’re using trains.

Maisie was on my HL for a long time, her pictures look incredible but she’s busy and hard to book. Booking was made by text without any issues. When I arrived at the hotel she gave me the room number and I made my way in. She opened the door wearing matching underwear and looked just as good as the pictures. That body really is amazing. Facially she’s not really my type if I’m honest (turkey teeth, fake lips etc) slutty look which no one would ever say no to, if you like that she’ll tick all the boxes.

Once I was in, good bit of DFK then onto the bed for excellent OWO. Sex was cowgirl then some doggy, not much to say there, she was clean and tight. Also reaches under to cup the balls during doggy, I do like that. Finished with a hand job and came on her tits, which are perfect.

Only one slight negative, you have to enter your reg for the car park, from driving in, waiting on a response etc, to leaving was 29 minutes. This means I couldn’t have been in the room with her for more than 20 and I got there 5 minutes early. I didn’t feel rushed and enjoyed the meet regardless but worth mentioning.

I will definitely see her again. She seems a nice person, friendly and something nice to look at while you get off.

Needed another Thai girl and after a few weeks where none of them took my fancy I spotted this new profile and thought she looked a little cracker so i'd give her some of my Easter Sunday Best and go the extra mile (see what I did there  ) with a TOFTT 

Comms were prompt but seemed a bit harder than normal, did my usual and asked if she was working today but instead of getting the usual reply stating the location and service menu I just got a 1 word Yes
Asked her for the postcode and got the normal menu, then asked if she was available at X time for 30 minutes and again just got a 1 word Yes so I then had to text back saying I confirm.
Same when I arrived early and text to say I was there and only 2 minutes away and let me know when she was ready (which she was) it was a ping pong to establish she was ready and did I want to come early and then I had to actually get there before getting the apartment number (1 of the usual blocks near the German Supermarket)

She opened the door and I thought she was pretty however she was texting on her phone and I just thought she looked a bit miserable rather than the normal happy smiling Thai welcome that i'm used to
Into the room and it feels a bit matter of fact, asked how long and paid the £80/hh which she goes to stash but comes straight back

I finish stripping and she peels off after doing another text and we're on the bed, I try opening up some conversation but i'm not sure how good her English is and i'm struggling to understand WTF she is asking me 
It transpires that she's asking me if she looks like the girl in the photos and i'm now assuming it's a B&S however she says it is her but for the photos they made her put false lashes on and lots of make up etc plus wear heels so she looks taller in the pics however she doesn't normally wear all the glam stuff and looks natural (but she did still look naturally pretty)
Apparently she's had punters ask her to put make up and lashes on once they arrive and then either claim it's not the girl in the pics or leave etc, personally I was happy with how she looked and i'm a picky fucker

She has a good body with only very slight sign of childbirth, I wouldn't even call it stretch marks but just a slight rippling on her lower stomach, she may have had a couple of small tattoos I honestly can't remember but I do remember thinking she wasn't plastered with them like a lot of Thai girls, I like both so no problem for me

I'm told to lie down and she proceeds to use half a pack of wet wipes on my cock despite me being freshly showered from the gym 45 minutes before, every time I thought she was done she got another couple of wipes from what must have been an everlasting black hole of wet wipes

She did go straight down on me for oral without any hint of a condom which was good however I suspect that was to avoid any other kind of foreplay, no fingers, her text said fingers were £25 which ruled it out for me anyway but I got the impression it simply wasn't available

Her BJ was soft and gentle which I prefer however it was so soft and gentle to the point I could hardly tell it was actually in her mouth apart from the fact i could see it in her mouth albeit only the end.
The BJ did actually start to improve however 30 seconds after it got better she stopped and grabbed a condom but we were only about 5 minutes in and she was clearly rushing things along

I stopped her and said I wanted to give her oral then asked her if she liked to be licked but got a non committal answer, she lay down and opened her legs and I went down on her
She has a hairy pussy which i don't like but in fairness it wasn't a massive bush and the hair was soft and wispy, she was clean and fresh down below which I guess is the main thing.
I licked away for 4 or 5 minutes and normally get complimented on my oral technique but she was unresponsive, I did ask a couple of times if she liked it but again a non committal response and this girl was clearly just going through the motions

On with the condom, she asked if I wanted doggy but I normally start in mish and she gave out an "Ahhhh" as I entered her as if it was hurting her slightly, this continued throughout sex whenever I pounded her faster or slightly harder, I did ask her numerous times if she was OK and she said yes, not sure if it wasn't just an act to try and get me to cum straight away but anyway 

I went in for a kiss at one point and was met with her turning her head to one side so that wasn't on the cards, turned her over into doggy and I had to admire her great body which was a nice sight from behind, got a rhythm going so that i lasted a bit longer then thought i'd call it a day as nothing else was going to be happening or on the menu, a few good hard thrusts and I filled the bag

She took the condom off and gave me a cursory wipe which was in total contrast to the wet wipe annihilation I received at the start and then she passed me another wipe to finish myself off which is also in contrast to the nice clean up that most Thai's give you

It just felt a bit awkward getting dressed afterwards and clearly she's not into it and doesn't enjoy the job, i'd say she doesn't want to be doing it but probably needs the money however it so obviously shows.
When you get a good Thai then it's top class however this was simply a damp squib from start to finish, I was out in 20 minutes but not bothered as it served a purpose and i'd emptied my load

She's here this week too however i'll not be returning, I was going to give this a Neutral and perhaps comment that it was a low Neutral as it honestly didn't seem that bad however having read it back there isn't really anything Positive about the whole show apart from her being naturally quite pretty and being blessed with a good body so i've downgraded it to a Negative

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