https://www.adultwork.com/7009218   https://www.adultwork.com/Thai+Girl+Gigi

Desparate for a shag, checked the locals, not much around, a new Polish lot in Farnborough, no reviews, usual Farnborough stuff, Roms and South American stuff. and Thais, GiGi in Aldershot has some good reviews, relatively cheap so small loss if crap.

GiGi is really small, I am six foot so she was tiny, age probably over 50, well preserved, ok boobs, bit of a tum, all in all ok, fit for purpose, £70 for half an hour.

Comms very easy, booked a time, arrived and given adress, safe area, service flsats on a farly busy road, easy parking nearby, very definitely not in town centre, bus or car required.

Greeted enthusiatically, DFK straight away, settled cash, Gigi then helped me to undress, onto bed, DFK, quick wet wipe session, very gentle but thorough, goood OWO, ball licking and tongue swirling. Back up for more DFK, nipple sucking, went down on her, she got very wet, a good shag in missionary, didn't last long enough! Clean up, and then Gigi dressed me!

A good expeience with an experienced SP, good VFM, Gigi is not a young fit girl but certainly delivers what's promised, no extras, willing and eager to please and very keen.
Maybe not to everyones taste.

https://birchplace.com/@thai_ts_emily


Visited in Cheadle. Paid £80 for 30 mins. Paid £20 extra for OWO / Kissing / CIM +  some sort of promotion I can't recall everything.

I thought she was pretty good looking. Close resemblance to the pictures and had a really nice round bum with abs. BeeBee, Winda and now Emily who I have seen have all been top tier recently so on a roll. They have also had abs so on my sample of 3 thai trannies with abs are excellent service providers 

New location for me this cheadle place. easy to find, easy to park and safe all ok no complaints.

The service was enthusiastic, warm and welcoming. deep kissing, tongues, I just thoroughly enjoyed myself.

She had a pretty small pecker that didn't get particularly hard at any point. I think the text said she can top. I'd be highly surprised if she actually can.


I had an enthusiastic bj, no deep but good eye contact, good sucking of her tits, rimmed her peachy arse and then fucked with her on top where she really was good at grinding and lots of leaning down for kissing. Think we went to mish and also doggy. Bit of a blur but then highly enjoyable sweaty finish when I filled the bag.

Took me ages to cum, a few times recently ive gone off fast.


Overall rated this one and would recommend.

https://oriental-massages.com/

Well known Woking Parlour, took place last week in March, a rainy cold evening, needed cheering up so.....

Choice of (I think) 3 girls, Sue was next in the 'queue', not offered a choice, did see on of the other girls, tall and slim. Sue was slim about 5'5", 34B, not an ounce of fat anywhere, about 30, lovely package! Wearing a dress, boobs on view, all in all very nice. She is there till the 7th, told me she does 2 weeks in WOking, 2 weeks doing something else and then back to Woking for 2 weeks.

One of the reasons for visiting this place is that you you always get a good massage, prices are fixed, bargaining doesn't seem to get you anywhere, £50 for the basic massage, £20 for HE, £40 for toples, £50 for B2B.

Massage was firm, excellent, not much excitement till about 30 minutes in, very much get the proper massage done, then onto the fun, opted for B2B, Sue stripped off, offered nipples, pussy touching, outside only, but that way of just being out of reach, lovely body, B2B really good, lots of sliding about, boobs all over cock, then the finale, gently stroked to the end, a very erotic experience with an attractive SP. Well worh the money.Finished with a front of leg massage and a bit of head work.

Really good all round, a well organised business with consistently high standards.

Not much info on this girl for someone who has had an AW profile for 10 months apart from Frankc's Neutral review and a thread where I comment she was previously in Blackpool but I didn't fancy her much
Anyway I felt the need for a punt yesterday and couldn't be arsed driving anywhere so banged her a text mid afternoon, she hadn't logged on so I wondered if she may not be working then after about 2 hours just as i'd given up I received a reply with her menu and a postcode which I identified as "White Cottage" for those in the know 

I replied about 2 minutes later asking if she was free for a time slot in about 40 minutes time but didn't get a reply, I decided to take a flier and swallowed the blue pill which would have about 30 minutes to get going and drive down to the location in anticipation that she'd just gone in with another punter and would be available for my desired time, if not then I may have to wait around for another 30 minutes or try to find an alternative punt.
Decamped from my car 5 minutes or so before the punt and thought i'd just have a slow walk around the vicinity, after a minute or two I got a reply saying she was OK with the time and I established that I could come "Now" as I was only 2 minutes walk away

I arrive and push the door bell buttom however the actual button was missing and I had no idea whether or not the bell was actually working so I also gently knocked then waited, and waited, and waited.
Ring; knock; wait; ring; knock; wait 
Text to say i'm here, no reply; wait like a Lemon, thank god the place is secluded and nobody can see you stood at the door
I decide to ring her and she picks up so I tell her that i'm there and she says she can see me outside and will come down, I wait another couple of minutes before she actually comes to the door so must have been stood there for 5 or 6 minutes in total, not a great start 

The magic door opens and i'm thankfully inside, 1st impressions are that her age is out from the advertised 28 on VS (no age stated on AW) and probably add 10 years but I already knew that from Frankc's review and her face pics, in terms of her body though i'd have to give her 10/10 as she has a really lovely little spinners body that most girls in their early 20's would be envious of

Into the room; strip and pay the £80 for 30 minutes then she also strips and just like Frankc's review there are tissues and wipes laid out, she cleans me up but not quite as fastidiously as she did Frankc and then goes down on me for some OWO which gets the little fella going
Her oral was good and after a few minutes she grabs a condom but I tell her no as I want to give her oral, fuck knows why but she then rubs lube on herself which tastes slightly bitter but she does seem to enjoy me licking her clit
I ask her about kissing and struggle to understand her reply due to the language barrier however I see that she has a slight problem with her lip, not sure if she's had lip fillers etc but it actually looks like her lip may have been cut in the last week or two and had what looked like a couple of stitches in it.
I then decipher that she didn't want to kiss as she claimed that she hadn't been well and had actually previously been sick  No idea if that was true or when this was but by now I was well off the idea of kissing anyway 

On with the condom and I get going in mish, no problems as we are both enjoying it but for some reason I start to lose wood after a couple of minutes, I know she isn't necessarily a 10/10 facially but certainly not a munter and her body is bang tidy, I think the main problem is that she didn't feel especially tight down below and once you get in that cycle of knowing the wood is fading the performance anxiety kicks in
I pull out and start trying to wank myself hard again, she asks if I want her to wank me instead but I carry on myself, after a couple of minutes i'm ready again and go back inside and pump away for a little while then feel that i'm about to cum and decide to seize the moment rather than risk backing off and losing wood again so i start filling the bag
She asks if i'm finished just as I start cumming however with the blue pill I can come for 10-20 seconds and it's shit if you stop before finished so I carry on pumping until fully spent then pull out
She deals with the condom and does a slight clean up which I finish off, look at my phone and it's only 18 minutes from entering the room so quite quick but she then asks if I want a massage to which I agree and i'm told to lie on my back which i do before she says no turn over, perhaps my head was somewhere else 
She then proceeds to give me a massage which was half pain and half pleasure before squirting a load of oil on me which I like but without any warning so for those who don't want to go home reeking of baby oil be careful
Again the oil massage was a mix of pain and pleasure but I was relaxed at the end of it and could happily have put my head down and gone to sleep, she finally called time and I dressed then checked my phone and i'd actually gone 5 minutes over so what initially seemed like a slightly rushed punt she made up for at the end.
A brief chat and she said it was quiet which seems to have been the norm for most girls the last 6 months, great for a punter though when trying to get a booking  I won't go into why the normal dynamics of supply and demand don't appear to kick in for punting as that's been done to death on various threads but hey  Anyway she's here this week and next week too

Trying to rate this one and i've wavered between a positive albeit a low positive which only got that high due to the extra time for the massage at the end and a Neutral however on balance I think a Neutral is probably a fair rating, also I need to factor in that i'm not planning on punting her again next week whereas if it was a glowing positive then I would be paying at least 1 more visit

https://www.adultwork.com/7264398 or https://www.adultwork.com/Candy+Thai+girl+xx
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/blackpool-fy1/new--candy-sexy-lady-----/326444579

https://birchplace.com/@user_57250

Had been very keen to see this girl for quite some time (ever since stumbling upon some of her porn videos - especially the one linked below)

https://www.ashemaletube.com/es/videos/745514/ts-bella-castler-and-slut-boy/?pl=462872

Coms - straight forward by whatsapp

Accommodation - nice modern apartment in Fletton area of Peterborough......be warned, real lack of public parking (more later)

The girl - I was impressed - pretty much as pics and BP video (looks much better than in some of her porn shoots). Well presented in matching lingerie - immaculately clean, fully made up and smelling great. She's athletic, with a tiny, toned waist and around 5'8 - IMO she has gone a bit over the top with the amount of butt filler. Very sizeable cock (circa 8") as per pics and videos. Got hard easily and remained so for most of the session.

Services - FK (not quite DFK), mutual OWO, rimming (me on her), sex both ways.

Rates - £120 half/ £160 hour (I opted for the hour)

The action

Friendly from the get go (welcomed with both proper kissing and plenty of caressing - enough to have me decide on 1 hour rather than just a half (I generally reserve this decision until first impressions and reception). Payment out to the way, moved to me undressing down to just underwear and continuing with mutual caressing and kissing in front of full length mirrored wardrobe - I removed her bra and gave her tits plenty of attention (rock hard bolt ons but erect and sensitive nipples) whilst she grabbed at my straining cock through my pants.....she eventually peeled them down mid thigh and continued with stroking away. By now I was keen to get her chops round my knob, so lead her to the bed, saying I wanted her to suck me - had to be preempted by me but she in no way seemed adverse to my request. She then got down on her knees between my legs as I lay back on the bed and started to administer a really great blowjob (without). Great technique (though not quite full on deep throat), nice and sloppy and happy for me to both hold her hair away from her face so I could properly view the action and for me to move to holding the back of her head and gently thrusting in and out. She seemed very happy to continue with giving head - moved to my sitting upright still with her between my legs bobbing away and then standing over her for plenty more of the same....I did get the impression that she was maybe putting her all into this prolonged bout of oral in the hope that she might achieve an early pop.

Eventually I decided that it was time for me to return the favour and we switched positions - her cock was fully erect and slipped out of the side of her g-string at this point - I gave it a brief fondle and suck but was actually quite keen to remain in the more dominant role so pushed her legs up high so I could get to her arse hole (immaculately clean) and start giving it a good tonguing - she seemed to really get off on both this and the intermittent attention I was paying to both licking her balls and perineum, only occasionally guiding my mouth back to her cock. After some time I  got her to turn round and assume arse up doggy so I could part her (sizeable) butt cheeks and get my tongue properly up her tight little hole.

Wasn't long before I decided that it was high time my cock replaced my tongue, so after a bit of sliding up and down between her arse cheeks I requested a condom - fetching one from the bedside table, I was somewhat aggrieved that as she unrolled it onto my cock it was both thick and overly tight (should have brought my own!) - couldn't even roll it down the full length of my shaft. I knew that there was no way I was going to get much sensation through that thing but my asking if she had any different ones simply received the reply 'it's fine babe' (or words to that effect). Anyway, I was still bone hard with it on, so with her deciding to kneel on the carpet offering up her arse as she lent forward onto the bed, I straddled her from behind and gradually eased it in - she's tight and it took some effort.....hearing appreciative gasps I slowly increased the depth until I was balls deep. Gentle strokes slowly became more forceful and rapid, which seemed to be eliciting the right noises and response - her reaching back to grab my thighs and try to pull me in even deeper with every thrust. Sensing her enjoyment I moved to grabbing her by the shoulders and properly slamming myself into her. Her fat arse which tapers into a tiny waist looked and felt fantastic as it bounced and slapped against me....sadly the sensation to my tightly wrapped cock as it plunged in and out of her arse was minimal - more and more I'm finding that covered anal simply doesn't stimulate me sufficiently. Anyway, I continued as her appreciative noises were encouraging me until she started going into such (feigned I now think) raptures that I was worried she was about to cum. I didn't want this as I still had every intention of switching and getting to experience her in dom mode. As I pulled out she seemed both surprised and somewhat disappointed that I hadn't cum - I think her play acting ever more intense pleasure had been designed to excite me over the edge.

Making it clear that I now wanted to experience her cock, I sensed a slight reticence as she got me to kneel in front of her so she could fuck my throat and get herself back to full mast. The length and thickness of her cock certainly makes this quite a task and resulted in a lot of gagging and even retching on a couple of occasions, it didn't however go on for long as she seemed keen to move quickly on to fucking me. Whatever the condom she then unrolled onto her own cock, it must certainly have been a much bigger size than the one she clamped my dick in as that would never have made it over her thing without turning it blue! Anyway, rubbered up, she waisted no time in getting me to assume doggy at the edge of the bed. Lubing both herself and me up, she (as requested given her size) entered me nice and slowly, taking her time before finally stretching my arse out sufficiently to succumb to her full length - her cock broadens a lot towards the base - once she started to stroke the entire thing in and out it took some time for me to get comfortable with it. Fortunately it wasn't painful enough for me to lose my erection (which happens on occasion), instead I remained rock hard, just as I had for the duration of the session. As soon as she sensed I was relaxing into the fuck she reached around and started to wank me off at the same time....in no time at all I was in stimulation overload so tried to remove her hand as I realised I would pop in no time at all if she continued....she was reluctant to do so and it soon became clear that she was intent on getting me over the line as swiftly as possible - when I insisted that I didn't want to come yet (we were still no more than 30 minutes into the hour long booking), she started to say 'no babe, you cum now'....or something like that. Once aware that she was simply going through the motions and trying to do whatever she could to bring me to climax I kind of lost enthusiasm.....fuck it I thought and simply allowed the inevitable.

She seemed happy that she had done her job and I, rather than remonstrating about what a disappointingly short fuck it had been, availed myself of the shower, dressed and shortly there after found myself back out on the street. Looking at my watch I had entered her flat bang on 35 minutes earlier.

Conclusion - Ella is a great looking girl with (if you like them big) a fantastic cock and seems amenable to pretty much everything. Had I stuck to my original plan and paid for just a half hour session then I would probably feel inclined to award her a positive - there was a lot of good stuff in there! - however, having committed to a whole hour, I ended up walking away feeling decidedly short-changed. The overriding impression was that she was attempting to line up as many back to back punts as she could and was probably doing her best to buy time with each one of those. I also feel that while she obviously gets aroused, she never (at least with me) really let herself go and I suspect is simply very adept at play acting - something which really turns me off as soon as I get any inkling of it.

Would I see her again? No. I judge how good a punt is based on how I feel as I walk away from it and in her case, rather than having a spring in my step and big smile on my face I was berating myself for wasting £160  - oh and to top things off, I got back to my car to find a parking ticket attached to the windscreen!   

I visited quickiequeen a couple of weeks ago -fee paid was £80 for 30mins

Location-flat in Bloxwich clean and suitable for purpose, but on a main road and open to prying eyes

Quickiequeen- herself is attractive quit tall at around 5ft 10in was dressed in matching lingerie has a decent body for her age, I would say she's closer to 50 than than 40

The deed- I arrived early and parked up txt to her to say I was at the location but no reply until the exact time I was booked (which is fair enough)  straight into the bedroom where I received Owo this was ok nothing special. Then sex in cowgirl and Doggy and finished of Cumming on her big tits.

Conclusion- she's a decent looking woman, and everything was OK but does nothing great,. I get the impression she doesn't really want you there and wants everything done as quick as possible, perhaps the clues in the name

I wouldn't return

Link https://www.adultwork.com/7482022

https://www.olina-oriental-escort.com/asian-escort/maya/

Bayswater - £150 1hr - OWO, CIM, Protected Sex - Late March.

Organised on the day, easy to find flat with good instructions.

Maya is petite, a bundle of energy with enhanced boobs with photos being pretty accurate.

I arrived and she was behind the door in some black lingerie. Sorted out paper work and had a quick shared shower. Usual clinical Scrub down and was cleaning my rear for rimming. I told her it wasn't needed, but after the previous accident i read on the forum (i'll find a link later to that particualr review)  , she went pretty deep cleaning up there, she said, sometimes shit is up there .  Anyhow, she gave me like 20 seconds of OWO and commented why i wasn't hard yet. She did crack me up with her one liners.

We were back in the room, i had some water and then had what was a pretty lengthy OWO session. It was just so good. Soft, wet, long strokes of sucking in standing position, sitting, 69 and face fucking with her lying on the bed and her head off the side of the bed. It was some of the best and longest OWO i've had i a long time. Just this part of the punt should have lasted at least 12-15 mins before we moved on to sex.

We rubber-ed up and started in missionary, some DFK and she was enthusiastic and she really took a pounding with legs kaboo (wide open) and legs together over my shoulder. I really do love the petite builds. We moved on to doggy and I could see those bouncing boobs in the mirror and finally some cg and reverse cg. As i was trying to save myself for CIM i did hold back a little so i lost my edge for a bit. Maya misread it and asked if she was performing badly but i assured her it was fine. So off with the dom and back to OWO, i asked for a slow long strokes which she happily complied with and the little chappy was soon back awake again.

This time i just laid on the bed and let her work away, it was taking quite a while enjoying every bit of it. About another 10 mins in she did exclaim, "baby, whats wrong!", hahah i really couldn't help myself and chuckle and asked her to carry on, all was well. I eventually busted and a pretty good cim was delivered. All but the last drop was extracted. She went to the bathroom real quick to spit it out and there were 10 mins left. Had a quick massage then another shower and left pretty happy.

Maya is a bundle of energy and very much an accommodating GFE. Definitely would see her again.

LINK:

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6635034

Service Provider:
eastern European, good English, mid 30s, above average height for a women, very nice breast area and after looking through google images I think her breast size is between a D and a double D (the things I do to try to be as accurate as possible with measurements  ) Facially is attractive and a smile that instantly turns me on. She is friendly, not shy and easy to talk to in a conversation.

POSITIVES:
deep throat and owo skills were phenomenal. I could easily have finished in less than 3 minute If I did not stop her from overdoing the owo too soon.
deep french kissing were good. Capri was good at dealing with my over excitement 
I ejaculated in her mouth and she swallowed it fully. Empty my balls completely.

NEGATIVES:
I ejaculated too soon but this was not at all her fault. If anything it shows how good she was.
I paid a deposit as I was a new client but I also had let her down on two occasions so I think that was more of a reason for a deposit to be taken from me to her.

Price:
£250

https://www.adultwork.com/7457860

£80 for 30 mins

I had read the 1 review on here (Nothing like the service I got) and saw she was in Stevenage, so messaged the same day.

After a few texts which gave good directions, decided to check her out as feeling horny. Location was Stevenage Old Town, a block of flats, that I had not been to before. Was some confusion over doors, with her telling me to buzz a number, but there was no buzzer. I was at the back door, not the front! So walked around the building and found the buzzer eventually.

Residential area, Plenty of parking on road or in flat residents area. She also called, as I arrived, but had poor English, so difficult to understand.   

Works with another in same flat (who looked better than the one I was seeing!).
Shown into room, asked how long, unusually I only wanted 15 mins (Which was on the AW profile) but was told 30 mins minimum. Paid up, stripped off,  and got onto the bed.

She was not really like her pictures, so a B&S? Older than her stated 26, quite tall, dark skinned, (not just tanned), slim/skinny, with saggy boobs. Pussy was fine, clean, shaved, tight enough.

She tried talking to me, asking how old I was, but had poor English. She got a condom out at start, put on my limp cock, sucked me hard. So no OWO.
Then said we have sex now, offered me doggy, but I said no, I prefer missionary. We did missionary, but no kissing, face turned away, didn't like me even playing with her boobs.
Kept making the usual noises, like Yes, Yes, that is good, (it wasn't) and telling me to cum now.
I had only been there 10 mins, so I pumped slowly.  So she then grabbed my cock, and tried to finish me off with a HJ.

I could sense this was not going well, so back into missionary, a few more pumps and I came in the bag. Straight away she was keen for me to pull out, and gave me some wet wipes to clean myself up.  I asked to use the bathroom, which was messy, used towels everywhere, toilet not flushed, poor.  Luckily I had taken my own towel, so used that. Went home and had a good shower.

Summary - B&S, older, skinny, saggy boobs, poor English, poor service, short changed on time 

I really must learn NOT to punt last minute when feeling horny!
It is like going food shopping at a supermarket when hungry, you end up spending more than you should!
Just stay at home and have a wank!! 

https://twitter.com/MissEden11

https://www.houseducroix.com/

1 hour session £160 (£110 to the girl, £50 deposit paid to HDC)

Probably best to start by saying that I was torn between giving this review a neutral or negative. I feel bad as Eden seems a nice friendly person, but ultimately my session with her was very poor and so have to feedback as such.

Extensive pre comms had been encouraging, messages were relatively prompt and we discussed likes and dislikes. All was okayed by her and so I went ahead and booked. Note was told that she can only manage watersports about half the time which, much like “at discretion”, really means not on offer but I was happy to go without that.

On the day showed up, met Eden in a side room where money paid and reconfirmed kinks and limits. I will say that Eden is very attractive, pretty girl with a good figure who looked hot in her black leather outfit. Went upstairs to undress and start session - and this is where things went downhill.

Overall my impression is that Eden lacks confidence. She struggles to put on a domme persona and struggles harder to maintain character. Was led from one piece of equipment to another without really any semblance of flow to the scene. She’s also really quiet, speaking only a few sentences total in the entire session which makes it impossible to get in the zone or feel connected in any way. Found myself a couple of times staring at the wall and ceiling thinking about stuff I had on going on later in the day. Very disappointing She’s also terrible at humiliation/degradation - clearly something she doesn’t like doing with only a handful of uncomfortable half hearted attempts scattered about the session.

Despite our good pre-meet talks about all the various things I find enjoyable, Eden decided to focus nearly entirely on impact play. And unfortunately she’s really not good at it. There were some decent cane hits on the ass which was great but disappointingly only a handful. Mostly she has a penchant for doing monotonous strength flogger work which gets really boring really fast. Additionally they all seemed to miss the ass and instead hit the side of legs around the hip bone area. Doesn’t feel good, isn’t a safe area to hit and given that probably 40 mins of the session surrounded this - couldn’t be more frustrating.

Towards the dying end of the session was tied to a bench for some sounding and a bit of a handjob. Sounding was crap - someone needs to tell her that moving a small straight rod up and down an inch for 5 mins doesn’t do anything at all. Doesn’t hurt, doesn’t feel good, just a whole load of nothing. And finally ended with a few minutes of lack lustre stop start handjob. Just lying there, in total silence, having her gloved hand periodically move around my cock head did nothing for me at all. She called time bang on the hour and honestly I was very happy to be getting out of there despite not cumming.

She said after it wasn’t the ending she was hoping for but she enjoyed anyway and would love to see me again. Probably just a go to comment said to everyone, but if not she well and truly missed the mark and has a total inability to read her play partner - which given the dreadful session explains an awful lot.

Definitely not recommended 

Side note - House Du Croix as a facility is great though. Clean, well equipped, easy to find quiet central location. The bloke running it is friendly. Would absolutely go again, but hopefully to see someone quality who can live up to HDC’s stellar reputation.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/oriental-jade-spa-ipswich/1476497259

Here's my experience at the Oriental Jade Spa Massage Parlour in Ipswich.

I've always found myself drawn to Asian women, so when I spotted an advertisement on Vivastreet for a new oriental spa opening in Ipswich, I was intrigued.

I decided to check it out over the weekend. After contacting them via WhatsApp, I received prompt responses. Parking was manageable on the street, albeit limited to one hour, so I had to watch out for vigilant parking attendants.

Arriving at the scheduled time, I tried to open the front door but found it locked. Turns out, I had to ring the bell. I've never been to a 'parlour' before, so I'm not sure if this is the norm or not? Anyway, having to stand outside a massage parlour in broad daylight waiting for someone to let me in was quite awkward! Especially as there were houses across the street, which no doubt has some nosey neighbours lol.

Once inside, I was greeted by two Asian women, one older than the other. They seemed eager to expedite the process. As others have mentioned, I was quickly ushered into a room and asked to pay £50 for an hour, which to me, seems reasonable for 'just a massage'.

The establishment was small overall, including the massage room, which could barely accommodate the table.

Unfortunately, the massage itself was awful! I was attended to by a plump-faced woman who applied excessive pressure, causing my skin to heat up. Her forceful technique left me feeling uncomfortable, especially when she vigorously rocked my body from side to side. In another room, I could a man and child. The child kept talking to the woman outside, so all I could hear was the woman outside saying "Shhhhhh". Very off putting.

The experience of the back massage was far from pleasant.

I was asked if I wanted a "body-to-body" session for an additional £50. Of course I said yes like an absolute idiot lol.

Once she undressed, she got onto the bed, and began rubbing her body against mine... to be honest, I wasn't really feeling this. There wasn't any smooth or seductive technique, everything was just SOOOO FAST!!! She's moving around like a bloody bullet train. Anyway, she started to give my cock a wank, and I came fairly quickly unfortunately. However, even the sucessful wank couldn't salvage the negative experience.

Following the wank, I was told I still had 20 minutes left, so I reluctantly agreed to another massage. What followed was the most uncomfortable thigh massage I've ever endured, leaving my thighs sore and tender even days later.

Overall, it was a very unpleasant experience, and I certainly won't be returning.

Gemmababebritish
https://www.adultwork.com/7077774

Preamble
A it's a desert lately. I am continuing the theme of trying more expensive punts to see if the VFM is there.

Comms
English SP we agreed 30min for £120 punt Inc OWO. Coms all good via TXTs. The profile seems to come and go depending on when the SP is working the SP also varies locations between Fareham and Eastleigh.

Location:
The meet was in a Hotel. The room and the location were all nice. Safe location. You need to enter your car reg in at the reception. I think the SP does outcalls as well.

The girl:
Says both 29 & 30 on profile but maybe plus 5 or 7 years. Not really a size 12, more like a size 14. Taller than average. Long hair extensions, fake nails,  fake tan, fake lips, fake eyelashes etc. If that is your thing.
A bit of a clone of every other mid 30's woman these days. Nice natural tits though. Clean sweet pussy.  Attractive in a milf next door way but not a stunner or anything. I think she has been around for a while under previous profiles.

Service:
A bit of light kissing and banter. Large tits were released to be played with and sucked. Happy for me to RO with deep tongues and light fingers. Fresh shaved pussy.
Onto OWO which lasted 30 seconds, very disappointing. Then on with condom and 3 or 4 positions. Then a pop in the bag.
Nice enough person and easy to get on with.

Positives: Most services provided adequately.

Negatives: OWO was so brief. SP was wearing a one peice type thing and didn't remove it. She just pulled it to the side to allow pussy assess. I guess this was to "hold in" the slight tummy but difficult to tell. Larger than pictures suggest. I think some pictures might be old or taken at specific angles. YMMV

Return - As this was a high neutral for me. Not a positive mainly because of the lack of reasonable OWO and the slightly higher cost, I doubt I would return because of that.

Mature Four handed Indian masseuses. Called the number as I have previously been before and its by text only. Sent pics of bodies and no faces but I'm a suckered for mature women. Texted Nina and confirmed £50 massage naked and relief. Got there block of flats 4 min walk from Westbourne Park Station. Given address and nina opens door. Half turkish and half some thing else then I ask who else is working she calls kavita an old Indian lady probably 55 yrs. So I cheekily ask how much for both they said 90 I said I got 60 so they said OK. All 3 off us naked and a shityy massage just rubbing oil and all the fake moans. But 2 sets of tits and 2 bums and 2 holes to play with. Then Nina says let me put condom on you and fuck me so I went for it. I cum and that's it with all the fake moans. No kissing just face kissing but any thing else was OK. I could have fucked both but I cum too soon. I was finished then left and thought why the fuck did I stay I should have walked.

30 min - total £100

Punt happened last month, met her after my booking with Betty (Olina).

https://www.adultwork.com/7074162

Booking process / Location:
Texted her after my booking as a backup over SMS - quick to respond and booking was confirmed for a booking within the hour after making contact. Cubby room really fitting a bed, minimal space to walk, kitchenette and showerroom.

Services: OWO, FK, RO, Protected intercourse, CIM
Services enquired but denied: Fingering

Looks/Face 7.5/10: Per pictures on her profile but without the heavy makeup (airbrush). She is good looking and had some lipfillers (nothing excessive and suited her).

Body
Body probably size 8/10 maybe (veering towards 8), not much to grab onto and seemed gymfit.

Boobs - Don't recall them as any special, fake boobs and good to hold on to. Not soft but also not rocksolid. Didn't look to bad on her.

Ass - Not much jiggle on her ass, also not surprising given her build. Still not the worse of asses.

Vagina - Meaty lips and nice to eat, lick. She has a tight pussy and certainly felt it whilst fucking her.

Services:
On entry said our pleasantries - confirmed with her services and parted with the money. Had a shower and then out where we started.

FK 3.5/5 - Not DFK so can't mark higher, but for FK it was nice, sensual and occassional tongue. She kisses back and her lips were nice.

OWO / BJ 4.5/5 - Was very good OWO/BJ, good variations, ball licking, nice suction.

RO (69 and DATY): Nice meaty lips and had a good time sucking and licking them. Unfortunately, she seemed overly sensitive that made it seem that I was too vigorous? A bit too sensitive for my liking.

Protected sex (with lube) / Enthusiasm 3.5 / 5 - Good whilst it lasted. We only fucked like less than 10 minutes before she started complaining "too much boom boom". Quite disappointing and couldn't take a pounding (and Im average at best). Her pussy though was very tight and felt really good so real shame that the sex did not last as long as I wanted. We varied through positions - missionary, cowgirl, and doggy before she started complaining less than 10 minutes of sex... Shame as her pussy felt really good.

Finished with me on my back and her giving me owo with CIM finish.

Final notes
Really nice WG, tight pussy but couldn't handle dick despite occupation.

https://www.adultwork.com//ViewProfile.asp?UserID=4050430

text fired meet arranged no issues at all

so meet was in a city centre hotel...clean and tidy room £150 for her edging massage,defo girl in pictures but a little bit heavier,nice body with massive jugs .Good massage with her topless and lots of DFK which is unknown by any masseuse these days ,this went on for about 30 minutes and she was really getting into it ,so asked her if i could lick her out to which she happily agreed ,after a few minutes she came,jumped on top of me and started dfk while slowly massaging the wee man ,she is totally naked at this point and is grinding her pussy up and down my legs while stroking the wee man,she came again all over my knob which she apologised for lol,she said thats never happened before  :cool:she finished me off with perfection,not had a orgasm like that ever before... fanatasic !!100% positive for me ,she is away back to manchester now but she said she will be back ....dont miss out on this one the kissing was amazing 

she did mention she usually charges extra for oral on her but as she was leaving that night and was her only client she was happy to let me go ahead !!!

Saw Athena off the back of The Night Kings recent positive review.

All coms through WhatsApp messages. She was having a day off when I first made contact but was still sent a menue of likes, price's & post code. Thanked her for the reply & enquired if she would be available later in the week, which she was.
On the day of the punt set up the meet in the am for a pm meet.

Made my to Imperial Wharf, nearest station to her incall venue on the menue but unbeknownst to me she had moved to South Kensington. Fortunately I had informed her I would confirm an hour before kick off & was once again sent the menue but now with a new incall address. Always leave plenty of time for travel so was able to back track & still arrive early, so time for a drinky poo & piss at a local hostelry.

Incall venue ex council flat in a V swanky part of town. Like the Night King I too was kept waiting for 15 mins before gaining entry but received regular updates. Nicely done up interior. But boy was it hot in there.

Pic down below is a good representation of how she looks, pretty sure this was also what she was wearing teamed with stripper heals. 5ft ish, big tits & big bum. A thic Brazilian fuck bunny. Found her attractive.

Warm welcome, figuratively & literally, it was hot in there. Offered a shower to freshen up.
LFK, OWO, nice enough blowie but struggled with DT. No restrictions in playing with her fun bags. She's got a lovely tidy cunt which I enjoyed licking.

Lubed up her puss & we ran through missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl & sitting cowgirl on the side of the bed, alas no mirror in the room to observe the latter position. Seemed to struggle with length so lots of stopping & starting with suggestions of new positions. The aroma of funky fanny in the air, not vomit inducing but there. Ended up in spoons at my suggestion & this enabled her to control depth so it was no more then me bell end penetrating, not ideal but got me over the line & I filled the bag. I'm a one pop merchant these days & once I've cum it's time to leave. The heat in the flat didn't help & I was schvitzing something terrible & was keen to get out into the cool night air.

It was all done & dusted within half an hour having paid £200.00 for the full hour. I didn't ask or was offered a refund.

Nice enough girl & she tried to please but I left disappointed.


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https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/sheffield-s2/---hot----vicky---owo-fetish--/326265154

I usually avoid Vivastreet, but reading the older reviews here, it seemed like the odds for a good one are not too bad...

Comms: Via WhatsApp, very quick to respond. Gave a menu of the standard service + extras, and pretty much everything is an extra. The standard is 110 / hr 2 shots, OW. I paid +20 for kissing. OWO is another 20 which I didn't bother with as I was expecting a B&S

Her looks: Pretty much the same person that you see in the pics, and I found her to be very attractive, facially. She has enhanced tits and a very poorly done unfortunately, there is a huge visible scar. She also has some work done on the ass area, as it was out of proportion for her body type, which I think is a size 10? not additional fat.

The place: One of the row of houses a few mins walk from Sheffield City centre, after the roundabout next to Decathlon, it stood out because of the Orange colored paint. Quite discreet as it's located away from the business of the city, there is free on street parking (I think, I walked there - she claimed its free).

The act: The kissing was not DFK, and her English was very poor (or she pretended it was). She didn't like me playing with the boobs or kissing it as conveyed by her "no like" remark. It was a huge turn off, I barely could maintain hardness as I am a huge boobs person, and there was 0 connection between us. She did a pretty decent OW to make me hard enough for her to climb on top. I finished rather quickly with the help of some imagination. And did not want to stay as it would have been awkward with her poor English (or what seemed like it). I left within 20 mins.

Additional info: Shower offered, but I showered before as her place is only 5 mins away from mine.

Maybe decent for a quick pump and dump.... but I will not return

Alicia was on both AW and Vivastreet, but no reviews that I could see.  The pics on AW and VS matched, and a few text msgs confirmed she was at the flat above shops between Parkstone and Poole where I’d recently seen Linda, so I was hoping for great things and made a booking.  Big mistake!!

Links:

https://www.adultwork.com/7648678  or https://www.adultwork.com/SexyThaiAlicia

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/longfleet-bh15/hi-guys-i-m-a-new-thai-girl-in-town----/326425056

Comms: 

By text, usual Thai “menu” response, detailing prices and extras. 

Location:

Ok flat in BH15. Street parking (free) not too far away outside a parade of shops.  Not the most luxurious flat but ok.  There was clearly another girl there, possibly
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/longfleet-bh15/hi-guys-im-a-new-girl-in-the-town-waiting-for-you/326471963

Price and Services:

£80 for 30 minutes. I paid extra £10 for owo and £10 for FK …. so £100 in total.  Kissing turned out to be a waste of money  ….  as was the whole punt!!

Appearance:

She is the girl in the pics, although they are quite photoshopped. But overall she is ok looking  ….  but rather “businesslike” and not very smiley!  Not dressed particularly attractively, baggy over-sized t-shirt over her slip and ok lingerie. 

Action:

Gave every indication of wishing she had a different job!  I tried to stand at first, for a kiss and a cuddle. Despite having agreed to FK and happily taken my extra £10, she kept turning her head away, or generally resisted kissing. After all of maybe 90 seconds she complained “why you so slow” and gestured towards the bed!  I started by trying to give her oral  … she squeezed her legs together and otherwise lay they as if in a coma.  Next was my turn for OWO  …. consisted of some rough wiping with a wet-wipe, then pretty hard and quick mouth action  …. more uncomfortable than sensual. I couldn’t take much of this, so then moved on to sex to finish  … again she seemed to position herself to make this generally difficult. I was dressed and heading for the door inside 15 minutes!

Verdict:

Thoroughly miserable experience. Not an unattractive girl, but absolutely zero service.  Might be just about ok for a 15 minute P&D, otherwise I’d save your money and stay away.

https://www.adultwork.com/7370571

Background: I know, I know! Went back to a red card. Was a risk, but well. She had other greens so thought "fuck it!"
Price: £90 (above my personal pay grade - especially with OW) but caught me on a good day
Duration: 30 minutes
Service: Kissing (light), mutual fondling, OW, RO with fingering, Sex (Mish & Doggy)
Location: Flat in Arnold area not far from Sainsburys
Comms: Easy by text. Responds on another number. No problems. Articulate and pleasant on phone.

Girl: As per previous reviews. Friendly and welcoming. Probably north of stated age (I am guessing 45+) but great little bod - nicely slim with small perky tits and grass on the wicket - which was unusual but totally fine. Facial attractiveness is always subjective and totally fine for me. Gushing apologies about the mix up previously, so happy to confirm looks like a one-off and I was clearly (and rightly) grumpy having made the wasted journey.

Meeting: Into the warm adequate gaff and shown to bedroom. Having returned from stashing the dollar, Suzie pretty much binned her clothes apart from stockings. I was down to underwear already. Lay on the bed fondling and light kissing. We explored each others bodies, then I gave her RO for a while. Nice tasting and responded well. Allowed a finger and was moistening up. I was hard by this time, and she helped bring this along with some gentle caressing. On with condom for OW. As far as OW goes, not bad at all. Slow and sensual. Time was moving on so we had sex in missionary and doggie before I filled the bag.

Quick clean up, dressed, bit of chit-chat and out the door. Decent vanilla punt. I cannot say I will go regularly at £90 (limited kissing and OW) but I enjoyed myself.

https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-talista

Duration
60 minutes for 300£.

Comms
Booked with the agency (telegram) a couple of days in advance.

Venue
Multi floor flat close to Ocford Circus tube station, a few floors with stairs, the area is very crowded. Same flat where I've met with Star (diva) a few days earlier.

Lady.
Pictures are realistic. Ukrainian, mid-late 20s, brunette, natural breast (either natural or enhanced real well).

Pros
Beautiful girl, dresscode fulfilled (see picture below)
DFK, plenty of tongue, during both foreplay and (protected) sex
She enjoys receiving oral
Excellent BBJ skills, although no DT (not easy with my size).
She asked me first to be gentle during penetration, but then she enjoyed a hard pounding.
Multiple positions, I've sterted with cowgirl, she then proposed mission and doggy.
She seemed to have had multiple orgasms, both during DATY and penetration.
Two pops, she relly loves sex.
Decent english.

Cons
I don't think she liked CIM (100 extra), as she kindly asked me to warn her before ejaculation.

Funny fact, I shagged her flamate Star (see my previous review) in the adjacent room. During social we've heard the noisy bed creak in the other room and I made the joke "I think your friend Star is having some fun"  . Talista laughed and replied "yes, she loves to fuck" 

Would I return? Yes



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Saw Chelseylouise in Rochdale a few weeks back, quick text and got a reply saying available. She asked how long I wanted for I said 15 mins just quick blow job and sex for me, I saw her pics and she had a massive arse so had to go for it.

Agreed time and postcode sent, a terrace house in Rochdale on street parking no problem and I don’t think any neighbours were about but if it’s a sunny day neighbours might be outside.

Text her when I was parked up and door number was given. Knocked on the door she hide behind the door walked in and it’s definitely her in the pictures, short big tits but not too big nice handful and a huge arse, looks like a BBL but I am into that so just what I was wanting, as soon as I saw that my dick was getting hard. She led me upstairs and what a sight following that arse, got to the bedroom money exchanged and I got undressed so did she, she was wearing a top and a thong from memory. She told me to get on the double bed started off with light kissing no tongues gave me oral while I played with her pussy, her legs weren’t really open so couldn’t try fingers.

A few minutes of this, I wanted to fuck her so put her in doggy and pounded away, what a site, If you like big bums she’s the one for you, she can take a pounding, turned her over for missionary, kissing and I filled the bag, quick clean up and I was out the door 15 mins.

No clock watching good punt for me, big arse ages about right, lip filler and quite a flat stomach but I think she may have had a kid but not really visible, I found her fit as fuck and wish I’d booked longer to fuck her again. I’ll probably be back if I am in the area, only thing is she doesn’t really let you finger her and it’s quite mechanical, not really any deep kissing just light but for £70 for 15 mins can’t really complain.

Ohh and I had oral with just my preference but I believe she does oral without,

To summarise, nice girl exactly like the pictures she’s had work done but for me she looks fit as fuck and the arse is just unreal.

https://www.adultwork.com/5414478

https://birchplace.com/@dany-suad

£120 30 mins

Venue, apartments near Baltic

Comms, shit

Meet happened in the last few months

Got the horn and text Dany, proposed a time after a few back and forth texts then radio since until a couple of hours after the proposed time. Arranged for later in the day and sent postcode. On arrival the directions were annoyingly slow and fragmented. Literally could have sent apartment number and door code and that’s that, but instead it was ‘walk to door’….2 mins later…’buzz this apartment’….’come to this floor’… all the while people are going about their daily business and I look like a total moron who has never used a door before.

Once inside I was greeted by Dany who was a lot chunkier than her pictures seem and she barely spoke more than 1-2 words at a time, I suspect because she’s masking a deep voice. Jumped in shower then into the bedroom where she would only offer OW, despite me being totally freshly showered. This lasted for about 30 seconds before she abruptly stood up and bent me over to try and fuck me. I told her I’m top only and what little interest she had quickly vanished. She bent over and attempted to thumb my now limp dick into her arse without even attempting to get me hard first. It was at this point I noticed her lower back was hairy and I totally lost all enthusiasm. Made my excuses and left saying I’d forgotten to pay for parking (I’d arrived by bus). £120 lighter and blue balls all the way home.

Needless to say I won’t be visiting again

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I was in desperate need of emptying the bag and had an afternoon where I knew I was unaccounted for. Despite this I was unable to find any real winners in Durham- teeside area despite 48hrs trawling. Darlo seemed to be over flowing with too hot to be true Brazilians with no feedback. I opted to just resign myself to a pump and dump. I picked the most reasonable and only one with AW feedback for what it’s worth. What followed was probably a negative for a lot of people but there were a few redeeming factors and I had managed my expectations.


Arranged via text without fuss. Rapid response, decent english and no drama.
Relatively empty terraced street with plenty parking during middle of day. 
The girl was not the girl in the photos (shocked really) she was not blonde. She was I believe Brazilian and pretty fit. Carmel skin, nice arse with the usal Latin hip to waist ratio. Thick hips but no Tum. Dark glossy hair, heavy make up plastic lips and tits. A few tattoos (different to photos) that were faded. Overall all she was fit in a porn star who has had work vibe. She was nice enough but quite mechanical. I asked her how she was doing to which she replied “just working”. No shit Sherlock. I handed over 60 quid for 30 mins and few minutes later she converged on me with a Johnny in hand. Basically shook my willy a few times popped on the Johnny and started OW. Now she clearly was just trying to get me to cum but the OW was good, had me rock hard after few mins. Then jumped on reverse cowl girl and was really enjoying watching her arse go up and down and her pussy was decent. She sort of griped the tip every few strokes. She knew what she was doing. I was getting close and she kept suggesting doggy which we all know is tradecraft for just cum old chap. I stoically tried to switch through a few positions to extend the meet but the horse had bolted and she had no interest so I just lay back and let her ride me like a pro until I filled the bag. To be honest  it scratched an itch and I was content enough. Out in under 20mins and felt half a stone lighter. Despite the bait and switch and mechanical service I couldn’t help but think “fuck I’d do that again for 60 quid”

Pros:
Nice arse and decent fake tits
Good cowgirl and doggy,
Decent OW but no OWO (didn’t ask for extras)
Warm well furnished house
Decent english

Cons:
Bait and switch
Very wooden and mechanical
Uncomfortable in missionary no eye contact, clear from outset without trying kissing not happening if that’s your thing
Just wants you to smash her from behind
Bottom of terrace street if post 5pm could get curtain twitchy. Was fine when I was there.

Thought I would give this new place a try in Tuckton opposite the Tesco Express.

https://chinesemassageclinic.co.uk/

Sunday afternoon quick reply to my text and I was booked in for a massage within the following half hour.   I decided to use their parking at the back of the shop which was ok but pretty tight.  Knocked on the door and let in by a small chinese woman who was carrying a purse.  She introduced me to the girl I was getting the massage from (suzy), took my money and let suzy show me to the room.

Really not sure how old Suzy was maybe early 30's fairly slim but I wouldn't say overly attractive.  Dressed in leggings and a massage tunic.  While I undressed she left the room and was back shortly after.

What followed was a decent massage, not the best I have had but nethertheless pretty decent however not really any teasing.  After 40 minutes I was told to turn over and then asked if I wanted any extras.  I asked if she would do oral and she said yes, £20 on top of her body to body price which was £60, HE was £20.  I negotiated the body to body and BJ for £60.

She strips off, ok figure, a little flabby around the stomach but definitely not fat, boobs, natural and a little saggy probably a B-C cup.  She wipe my cock with a wet wipe and then starts fondling me trying to me hard.  She then grabs a thin plastic bag covers my manhood and starts to suck.  At this point I wasn't properly hard and the bag was unexpected and put me off slightly.  She does this probably for less than 2 minutes and the drapes her boobs over my while standing next to the bed, nothing like a body to body.  A few kisses licks of my nipples ( doesn't really do it for me) and then she starts to give me a happy ending.  Eventually I rise to the occasion and my load is spent.

I am giving this a negative just because the BJ was very short lived and the body to body was really non existent and that is what I had paid the extra for.  Perhaps I should have just gone for the massage and HE as it would probably have been a positive on that basis.

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Saw Gaby about a week or so ago. Location was an apartment block in south Croydon - easy to find and to park. Comms were pretty good although was kept waiting about 7/8 mins but no big deal.


Girl - no well reviewed here as fairly new it seems. Buzzed in and up to the apartment - Gaby opens the door but quite dark so hard to tell. Could hear voices in the other room, male and female. Into the room and Gaby is stunning. Actually looks way better than her pics - they make her look a little more squat than she is. Cracking Brazilian bod, gym fit with tan lines.

Action - 30 mins @ 80 + 20 for owo. Various positions all delivered very sensually - fk throughout. Half an hour flew by. Very good all in all - will go back for an hour next time.

English is fairly limited but doesn’t really matter - she was pretty friendly throughout and chatty afterwards. Great sesh.