Punting Holidays

[Matium]

Where you should go to in Britain to combine a summer holiday and punting escapades?

[Steve2]

Blackpool seems to fit the bill

[Jimmyredcab]

Blackpool seems to fit the bill

I like Blackpool but the last time I went there I asked a cab driver about prostitutes and he looked at me like I was a lunatic, that was quite a few years ago so if things have changed I would be very interested.

[anyfucker]

London by a country mile, biggest choice of everything, prossies, cultural, cinema, theatre, "tourist attractions" ..........

[Jimmyredcab]

London by a country mile, biggest choice of everything, prossies, cultural, cinema, theatre, "tourist attractions" ..........

Agree but no good for a holiday if you live in London.   

[JR]

Depends if you are primarily looking for punting or a holiday.
May sound weird but Leeds. Good for culture, lots of free gallery's & museums, some great restaurants, brilliant countryside within easy reach, York 1/2hr down the road etc etc.
And a pretty good choice of wg's
I live in Norfolk and so have great countryside but limited all other aspects, used to live in York hence opinion of Leeds

[CBPaul]

London would be the obvious but as Jimmy says not much use if you already live there.

Fed up with waiting for decent girls to tour into Cambridge I'd go on my own tour, probably north rather than south. All speculation though as I don't think Mrs CBP would be too happy about me buggering off on a punting holiday 

[doc14]

Just book several different nationalities in a town / city then pretend you are on a tour of Europe. See how many different countries (foreign girls) you can get through.

[Simplysimon]

Just book several different nationalities in a town / city then pretend you are on a tour of Europe. See how many different countries (foreign girls) you can get through.

Trouble is after seeing a Spanish girl , Greek girl , Indian girl , French  , Dutch , Russian , Latvian and Czech girls the likelyhood is you've only really been to Roumania

[yorkshire123]

Blackpool is fine but i find that the prossie's there are very clued up to the punter tourist trap thus extra for this & extra for that, especially in the many brothels. Also the place is a shit hole (my opinion) & only fit for a day visit, its not as bad as it used to be but it still seems to be a little dirty & seedy (not in a good way) even though they do seem to be investing in the place lately.

If London is out (that would be my first choice as I've never punted there) then i would base myself in or around Manchester, everything you need is within driving distance be it seaside, culture, eating out, shopping or prossies.
(by the way if you want to shake off the OH to allow you a few hours fun time may i suggest dropping them off at the Trafford Centre, Mrs Y can get lost in there for hours  )

[Steve2]

Agree but no good for a holiday if you live in London.   

There is so much to see in London. Most people who live there haven't even visited a fraction of what is on offer

[a10]

Trouble is after seeing a Spanish girl , Greek girl , Indian girl , French  , Dutch , Russian , Latvian and Czech girls the likelyhood is you've only really been to Roumania

 

[kingkong]

There is so much to see in London. Most people who live there haven't even visited a fraction of what is on offer

'when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life' - Samuel Johnson.

[Toby]

Where you should go to in Britain to combine a summer holiday and punting escapades?

Outcalls to tents?

[threechilliman]

the place is a shit hole (my opinion)

Many would agree...
tcm

[potato]

Why not make it a touring holiday?  There are plenty of girls around the country, some mentioned on the reviews here, that I would like to fit in on a grand tour of carnal pleasure..

[pleasure]

My vote goes to Edinburgh. As a holiday destination it's lovely. I've never been punting there, nor do I have any real knowledge of the scene, but it seems like every time I see a really hot girl on AW who's too far away from me to punt with, it turns out she's in Edinburgh. Maybe it's just the type of girls I fancy, but now I have this idealised image in my head of Edinburgh being a town bursting at the seams with gorgeous escorts.

[Steely Dan]

He said Britain not Republic of Scotland.  Sorry Tardis on the blink it is still part of the UK for now.

Agree Edinburgh is a good choice.  The Fringe is great - a bit hard to find a place to stay then, but with that sorted, is loads to do.  Punting is fine too - some brothels (called saunas) still about, and a good indy scene.  A great corner in the grass market with a strip bar on each corner and a sauna near by.  Though strip bars are clearly a rip off (paying a girl more to NOT have sex), it is still worth seeing (as a interested tourist clearly).

Or give up and go to Germany.

[LL]

I reckon Brighton is probably pretty good.  Relatively close to London but a holiday town.

[Sparquin]

'when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life' - Samuel Johnson.

Are you implying the great Dr. Johnson was a punter?  Mind you, with a name like Johnson I guess he must have been.......

[JV547845]

There're loads of WGs in Bournemouth but prices are towards the top end.   I don't understand what the deal is with that town.   Plymouth could be good.

[squeezebox]

There're loads of WGs in Bournemouth but prices are towards the top end.   I don't understand what the deal is with that town.  Plymouth could be good.

Plymouth has improved for prossies along with Torquay over the last 2 years.  Plymouth have prossies that stick around longer, Torquay is more of a touring town, as they come an go.

If you like boats/sailing and fishing breaks with a well researched punt thrown in, it could be worth a visit to either area.