Disability Discount

[Kev40ish]

Hmm dead people?? 

Few more:

Virgins
Gays (as therapy)
Flat footed
Fat
Skin conditions
Short/long sighted
Men with beards
Men with pony tails
Women with beards

I’ve got a corn. I am sure there must be a WG that will take sympathy on me and offer a discount...
All offers gratefully received.

[dboy74]

The reason why we are entitled to a discount in some views is disabled people were born the way they are with unequal chances in life. Struggle in many areas and not much luck with women sometimes because of this. Surely an act of kindness to a yoing disabled person is not a bad thing when comparing to some old bloke cheating on his wife?

And the cunt finally comes out!

[Blackpool Rock]

Hmm dead people?? 

Few more:

Virgins
Gays (as therapy)
Flat footed
Fat
Skin conditions
Short/long sighted
Men with beards
Men with pony tails
Women with beards

What about lazy feckless cunts, don't they qualify as i'm sure they could be classed as "Punting deprived", together let's fight punting poverty 

[Ali Katt]

And the cunt finally comes out!

He's hilarious, so misguided.

[freeze44]

What about lazy feckless cunts, don't they qualify as i'm sure they could be classed as "Punting deprived", together let's fight punting poverty 

  Good call  Wg's would need to do out calls to lazy feckless cunts or ;punting deprived' as should be called. To ask for a discount still harsh as the wg will need to bath them and clean all the crumbs from the bed and then do all the work...rimming got to be a tough call too...Fighting Ugly Cunts Poverty Action Group! FUCPAG...

[Blackpool Rock]

He's hilarious, so misguided.

But isn't this the mindset of so many people in today's society, everything is now viewed as a right or entitlement 

[Ali Katt]

But isn't this the mindset of so many people in today's society, everything is now viewed as a right or entitlement 

Autistic screeching.

[misterali]

Hmm dead people?? 

I mean why stop with the living right

Autistic screeching.

[Landscape]

Late to this one but if you can't afford to do it then you can't afford to do it. Asking for a discount by playing on your disability is just taking the piss and makes you look cheap and entitled. Save up for a punt and have a wank in the meantime until you can afford it. Supermarkets will tell you to get lost if you ask them for a discount due to being disabled and WGs are the same as there will be others around who can pay the going rate.

[EnglishRebecca121]

ive had a few people over the years ask for a discount because there : old/ disabled/ cant come.

You pay for my time so the answer is always sorry but no. you wouldnt ask you masseur for a discount because you dont have many knots would you?

[Ali Katt]

ive had a few people over the years ask for a discount because there : old/ disabled/ cant come.

You pay for my time so the answer is always sorry but no. you wouldnt ask you masseur for a discount because you dont have many knots would you?

I spoke to one escort who said someone asked for a discount because he said he was guaranteed to make her orgasm. She said he never turned up.

[Donbe]

I'd charge triple to fuck a spaz. Ask her pal.

[Rochelle]

Aren't there a few guys here that will haggle on longer bookings? Is there much of a difference?

[LLPunting]

OP,
If you're so convinced of your righteousness and entitlement why not trying raising your funds through crowd-sourcing and social media?

Ask the moralists for dispensation to seek services from prostitutes when they ban the rest of us from doing so.  Go ask the leaders of the different faiths for their support.

Go back to the DSS and ask them for emergency funds for additional hardship.

Failing all that you should be able to find a charity to make such services available to you through financial aid or perhaps they're staffed with SPs who will do you for free?

Once you've tried these options and heard their responses, then you can come back and explain your right to privilege above all the people here who have risked social exclusion, moral condemnation, financial penalty and physical safety just to be charged full rate for this experience that isn't just a luxury; to some it's a tonic, to others a balm and to others a poor substitute for a fundamental need.

There are billions of people without physical or mental impairment who have harder lives than you, if you cannot see the conceit of your belief then you're worse than a CUNT, LEECH, TROLL or FREELOADER.

[Teessider]

Nearly as bad as those ultra obese fatties getting a free mobility scooter as a reward for being so greedy.

Then barging people out of the way in their Lard Rover to get to the pies first in the supermarket - that's 'Piggy in the Lidl' in my book. 

[James999]

You pay for my time

No they don't they pay you for sex, if people paid for your time you'd work in a hospital or clinic, not via Adultwank and turn your home into a brothel 

[Blackpool Rock]

Failing all that you should be able to find a charity to make such services available to you through financial aid or perhaps they're staffed with SPs who will do you for free?

Charities are a good idea and even if they don't have SP's working for them given recent news stories then i'm sure some of the staff would be happy to fuck his butt, Oxfam seems to be the best option 

[Moresomes]

OP's gone very quiet.
Wonder if he's managed to get a discounted overnighter somewhere.

[Lampoon]

First post here, and I'll be first to admit I have been member for quite a while.  I am a disabled punter, and find it extremely difficult to arrange a booking with wheelchair access.  I never know how many months my next punt will be, it has even been up to a year, and always then very well reviewed SPs, so please don't flame me for lack of reviews  .

However I felt compelled to respond to this post, as it puts disabled punters in a bad light.  As I have said the difficulty in making a booking when wheelchair access is needed makes for a very frustrating wait for opportunities.  Once you tick 'disabled clients' in likes it reduces options by at least half, but that's life, there are many many reasons why an SP either can't or chooses not to see disabled clients, and there is nothing wrong with that in the slightest!

Now to finally get to the OPs post regarding reductions, why on Earth should I get a reduction for being disabled!!!!  If anything I should pay more for being harder work for the SP.  At risk of coming across as fluffy, I'll admit to having tipped on occasion when an SP has gone above and beyond in her efforts to accommodate my needs.

If the price is too high for your budget, you will have to wait until you can afford it!  If the price was the only limiting factor in my bookings, then I would be a very happy man!

[Dilly1]

Yeah while we are at it let’s offer discounts to:

Young Adults
Students
Asylum Seekers/Refugees
Unemployed and on Benefits
Single Parents
NHS/Police/Firefighters
Pensioners
Ugly Bastards who don’t have a chance in hell to get a woman
Short Men
Really Abnormally Tall Men
Short Penises
Micro Penises (is this just lesbianism?)
Extra Large Penises (is this just a disability?)
Severe Erectile Dysfunction sufferers
Dead people

If that was the case I reckon I could get one for free with the amount on there that I would qualify for.

[LLPunting]

If that was the case I reckon I could get one for free with the amount on there that I would qualify for.

I'd be a benefits millionaire based on all the categories mentioned.

[Working Wendy]

OP's gone very quiet.

It's Saturday, his shopping centre will be busy, he'll have gone out with a tin, chugging passing shoppers for his next punt 

[Happyjose]

First post here, and I'll be first to admit I have been member for quite a while.  I am a disabled punter, and find it extremely difficult to arrange a booking with wheelchair access.  I never know how many months my next punt will be, it has even been up to a year, and always then very well reviewed SPs, so please don't flame me for lack of reviews  .

However I felt compelled to respond to this post, as it puts disabled punters in a bad light.  As I have said the difficulty in making a booking when wheelchair access is needed makes for a very frustrating wait for opportunities.  Once you tick 'disabled clients' in likes it reduces options by at least half, but that's life, there are many many reasons why an SP either can't or chooses not to see disabled clients, and there is nothing wrong with that in the slightest!

Have you tried this lot?

External Link/Members Only

[Blackpool Rock]

First post here, and I'll be first to admit I have been member for quite a while.  I am a disabled punter, and find it extremely difficult to arrange a booking with wheelchair access.  I never know how many months my next punt will be, it has even been up to a year, and always then very well reviewed SPs, so please don't flame me for lack of reviews  .

However I felt compelled to respond to this post, as it puts disabled punters in a bad light.  As I have said the difficulty in making a booking when wheelchair access is needed makes for a very frustrating wait for opportunities.  Once you tick 'disabled clients' in likes it reduces options by at least half, but that's life, there are many many reasons why an SP either can't or chooses not to see disabled clients, and there is nothing wrong with that in the slightest!

Now to finally get to the OPs post regarding reductions, why on Earth should I get a reduction for being disabled!!!!  If anything I should pay more for being harder work for the SP.  At risk of coming across as fluffy, I'll admit to having tipped on occasion when an SP has gone above and beyond in her efforts to accommodate my needs.

If the price is too high for your budget, you will have to wait until you can afford it!  If the price was the only limiting factor in my bookings, then I would be a very happy man!

Thanks for your reply Lampoon and it's good to get a 2nd view from another disabled punter.
Whether it puts other disabled punters in a bad light i'm not sure but certainly it puts the OP in a bad light whereas your approach looks to be spot on 

[Lampoon]

Have you tried this lot?

External Link/Members Only

Yeah, it's rarely updated now, and nothing in my area.  I just accept the waiting and keep looking, and make the most of it when I strike lucky!

[Lampoon]

Thanks for your reply Lampoon and it's good to get a 2nd view from another disabled punter.
Whether it puts other disabled punters in a bad light i'm not sure but certainly it puts the OP in a bad light whereas your approach looks to be spot on 

Thanks, yup definitely puts the op in bad light. It beats me why someone would think an SP should give concessions due to disability, does the OP expect a disability discount when shopping at the supermarket!

[Happyjose]

Yeah, it's rarely updated now, and nothing in my area.  I just accept the waiting and keep looking, and make the most of it when I strike lucky!

Interesting. Just looked myself, and the home page mentions Laura Lee's campaigning (she died in February), and recommends AW because "They vet their service providers"

Seems the best approach is applying the UKP guidelines

Have you tried UKE?

[Markxx516]

Just forget I said anything. Obviously I made a mistake to even ask this I honestly thought someone may have just replied.

A) "Yes I've had a discount before definitely worth asking"

Or

B) "No I wouldn't ask that it's not going to go well or be a good idea".

Honestly the only reason I asked is disabled people do get discounts many places such as gyms, trains, many places.

The reason I mentioned autism is also as many with men with autism have poor communication skills and lack dating and sex success with women.

Also doesn't mean I am a spaz or anything extremely weird. Only 50% of people can really tell i have autism until they get to know me.

[Ali Katt]

Just forget I said anything. Obviously I made a mistake to even ask this I honestly thought someone may have just replied.

A) "Yes I've had a discount before definitely worth asking"

Or

B) "No I wouldn't ask that it's not going to go well or be a good idea".

Honestly the only reason I asked is disabled people do get discounts many places such as gyms, trains, many places.

The reason I mentioned autism is also as many with men with autism have poor communication skills and lack dating and sex success with women.

Also doesn't mean I am a spaz or anything extremely weird. Only 50% of people can really tell i have autism until they get to know me.

It was the way it was phrased which was the problem, you were implying you were entitled to it and that punters cheating on their wife is worse, that is very insulting to a lot of people both members of this board and lurkers.

With regards the latter. Poor communication skills or a lack of success with women, is down more to your attitude, play the victim and you become the victim, use your autism as an excuse and you don't make progress, I know someone with AS who is married, hardly an affliction.

[misterali]

Just forget I said anything. Obviously I made a mistake to even ask this I honestly thought someone may have just replied.

A) "Yes I've had a discount before definitely worth asking"

Or

B) "No I wouldn't ask that it's not going to go well or be a good idea".

Honestly the only reason I asked is disabled people do get discounts many places such as gyms, trains, many places.

The reason I mentioned autism is also as many with men with autism have poor communication skills and lack dating and sex success with women.

Also doesn't mean I am a spaz or anything extremely weird. Only 50% of people can really tell i have autism until they get to know me.

Well I think you had your answer and in future feel free to contribute. You just need to be a bit thick skinned here

[Markxx516]

I'm not saying everyone with autism has the same communication problems. There's a wide range of problems and everyone is different.

I know maybe I play the victim a bit too much but there is definitely a difference between how difficult someone with autism finds maintaining relationships than non autistic. Yes some do get girlfriends or married.

Well ok maybe not the right place to be harsh about older married people cheating on their wives. The view still stands that cheating is less acceptable than a single person seeing an escort. I don't care that much but I don't respect or endorse it.

[Lampoon]

Have you tried UKE?

Yup, I have had good advice and support from UKE.

[David1970]

Honestly the only reason I asked is disabled people do get discounts many places such as gyms, trains, many places.


Also doesn't mean I am a spaz or anything extremely weird. Only 50% of people can really tell i have autism until they get to know me.

Can I ask why do you think you are entitled to the discounts you mentioned?

I find the word "spaz" offensive, I know I will get shit for being PC from the the usual nutters.

[Ali Katt]

I'm not saying everyone with autism has the same communication problems. There's a wide range of problems and everyone is different.

I know maybe I play the victim a bit too much but there is definitely a difference between how difficult someone with autism finds maintaining relationships than non autistic. Yes some do get girlfriends or married.

Well ok maybe not the right place to be harsh about older married people cheating on their wives. The view still stands that cheating is less acceptable than a single person seeing an escort. I don't care that much but I don't respect or endorse it.

Possibly. Would you tell a girlfriend or potential girlfriend you've seen escorts? What you find in relationships is nobody is innocent, you find wives sometimes take on the oppressed housewife role that men are the bad guys and that pushes their partners to cheat as you call it.

[Ali Katt]

Can I ask why do you think you are entitled to the discounts you mentioned?

I find the word "spaz" offensive, I know I will get shit for being PC from the the usual nutters.

Me too. It's an Americanism, the correct term is spacker.

[Lampoon]

Also doesn't mean I am a spaz or anything extremely weird. Only 50% of people can really tell i have autism until they get to know me.

I would have thought that as you suffer from a disability yourself that would be more aware of how disrespectful it is to label a person's affliction as a spaz or weird.  I have learnt with age that it says more about the person that uses those terms than the people they are labelling.

I hope you are successful in finding an SP.

[Markxx516]

I used the word only to say I dislike others using the word. I hate those types of words being casually used to disabled people.

[James999]

I used the word only to say I dislike others using the word. I hate those types of words being casually used to disabled people.

The reality of this is probably you're just one of those weirdos that's not good with women (or men) and hide behind the disability label and play the victim card, stop blaming others for your own failings 

[paper7]

Quote: Is this another group of people who feel a sense of "entitlement" to get special treatment and discounts for everything, how about a priority booking line that you just call and the next punter gets his slot "bumped" so you can be seen straight away   Unuote.


You, sir, obviously have no experience of being disabled, and the daily struggles it takes just to survive. God forbid but you could find yourself in a wheelchair tomorrow, life is funny like that sometimes.


Do you WANT my disability and all the problems that go with it? I do know one thing, and that is you wouldn't be able to cope.

[Romeo Sensini]

How do you know who would cope and who wouldn't? And how do you know who does or doesn't suffer with anything on here? I greatly sympathise with anyone who has been dealt a shit hand by nature but, we all carry a burden to some degree.

[tynetunnel]

Women with beards

[tynetunnel]

First post here, and I'll be first to admit I have been member for quite a while.  I am a disabled punter, and find it extremely difficult to arrange a booking with wheelchair access.  I never know how many months my next punt will be, it has even been up to a year, and always then very well reviewed SPs, so please don't flame me for lack of reviews  .

However I felt compelled to respond to this post, as it puts disabled punters in a bad light.  As I have said the difficulty in making a booking when wheelchair access is needed makes for a very frustrating wait for opportunities.  Once you tick 'disabled clients' in likes it reduces options by at least half, but that's life, there are many many reasons why an SP either can't or chooses not to see disabled clients, and there is nothing wrong with that in the slightest!

Now to finally get to the OPs post regarding reductions, why on Earth should I get a reduction for being disabled!!!!  If anything I should pay more for being harder work for the SP.  At risk of coming across as fluffy, I'll admit to having tipped on occasion when an SP has gone above and beyond in her efforts to accommodate my needs.

If the price is too high for your budget, you will have to wait until you can afford it!  If the price was the only limiting factor in my bookings, then I would be a very happy man!

Great first post. Good luck to you mate, I hope your next punt is just around the corner   

[Bogof60]

I just think the OP is a cunt.

[Ali Katt]

I just think the OP is a cunt.

It's not as simplistic as that. He thought he was right and people would be on his side, turns he has a mild disability which I would say falls more into the mental illness category, but I'm not a doctor and after that he tries to back pedal.

[James999]

I just think the OP is a cunt.

Word is the OP may actually have a Cunt... and be a Pro$$ie troll 

[Bogof60]

It's not as simplistic as that. He thought he was right and people would be on his side, turns he has a mild disability which I would say falls more into the mental illness category, but I'm not a doctor and after that he tries to back pedal.

Nope.
I still think the OP is a cunt

[Ali Katt]

Word is the OP may actually have a Cunt... and be a Pro$$ie troll 

He did post a review though which seems credible.

[rebelscum]

Disabled people: We are just the same, we should be treated equally! 

Markxx516: I'm disabled, can I be treated differently to everyone else by getting a cheaper rate?

So only want to be treated the same as everybody else when it suits, sums this up for me! 

If you can't afford it, have a wank or save up like the rest of us do, you're not entitled to see prossies...oh sorry, I'm treating you equal, was that not what you wanted Marxx516? 

[Ali Katt]

ive had a few people over the years ask for a discount because there : old/ disabled/ cant come.

You pay for my time so the answer is always sorry but no. you wouldnt ask you masseur for a discount because you dont have many knots would you?

What's the point in having a punt if you can't cum, might as well stay at home.

[daviemac]

What's the point in having a punt if you can't cum, might as well stay at home.

What's the point of paying for a punt if you can cum, might as well stay at home and have a wank.