This
could be the basis of a very useful contribution
if you are willing to go to the effort of writing short individual reviews on each of them.
Use the summary at the top of
External Link/Members Only as a template and include detail about (1) their physical appearance (use the summary as a checklist - age, dress size, height, physical and facial attractiveness etc) and (2) services available.
Sort them into 3 groups (traffic light) and rate your reviews accordingly for the aggregate.
No need for an epic. You can pick out top and bottom three currently trading to cut it down.