So time to do my short review of my time in Krakow.
Let's start with the layout. Got a 5 Zlotys Orange SIM card at the aiport. You need your passport to register. It has 5GB of data and most importantly you get a phone number. I stayed in Sewa apartment which is bang on where most of the clubs is. Room is clean and no problem with bringing girls (not that I did any of that). There is a Thai Massage in the building as well (Maliwan). I used Bolt rather than Uber most of the time. Cheap as chips.
Clubs. Went to Coco (shit), Space (shit), RIN (shit). The only two that were worth it were Cubano (about 100m from where we stayed) and Shine (about 1km). As always, YMMV enormously. Didn't pull but then again (a) I was in a group (b) I don't speak Polish.
Massage. Went to Maythai. Got 90 minutes for 200 zlotys with a 40-something. Legit massage with no HE. Not too fussed about that. Now to the fun bits.
My first punt was memorable for all the wrong reasons. I spam contacted girls on escort.club but made the big mistake of not writing down who I contacted. Someone got in touch back and I didn't think twice about jumping on the cab to her. I was probably a total motherfucker in another life because, a GILF welcomed me. Milena. Her flat is in an estate, her grand children had just left, room was filled with toys, blinds were drawn and I could see pedestrians afar. I doggy styled her twice. It's a case of well, since I'm there might as well do it. 2 shots, 120 zlotys (yes £24). She spoke little English but at least it was done and dusted in less than 30 minutes.
External Link/Members OnlyFollowing day, went to meet someone else, 29 yo lady. Turns out that place is an underground brothel - literally the feel of a dungeon with dim lights, stone walls, lots of narrow passages and staircases - . One girl opened the door while we were chatting in the room. So she turned out to be Muslim from a central asian country so likely to be illegal here. Speaks OK english, smallish titties, smelly pussy (didn't venture there) and semi mechanical treatment. Some light kissing, light massaging, did her twice in missionary, left after 50 minutes. paid 200 zlotys (so £40). Comms was OK. Found her on Escort as well.
Just came back so details are still fresh. feel free to ask me questions.