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Offline Davey Dykes

Since no one else has mentioned her yet that I noticed anyway Nigella Lawson. I'd love to stick my tounge up her arsehole as she prepared me a nice Cassoulet.

Offline Alanroy

Aye I had Nigella in my list too pal, older birds not really my thing but for sure I'd like an hour sesh with her. She looks awesome for her age.

I think itd be a better program with her trying to cook while getting rattled by one lucky viewer.
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Offline niceguy30!!

A girl I work with, she is just so damn perfect and awesome in every way. Recently divorced, and me stuck in miserable sexless relationship.

Offline Ghost89

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Offline winkywanky

Kelly Brook. I’d use her shit for toothpaste


Ah, but would you go so far as to let her piss on your Cornflakes?

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Ah, but would you go so far as to let her piss on your Cornflakes?

She could do anything she wants as long as I’m in the same room!

Offline winkywanky

Milana Vayntrub. Strange name. Gorgeous woman.  :rose:

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Sounds like a weird derivation of Weintraub?

Cracking pair of tits though  :).

Offline threechilliman

Since no one else has mentioned her yet that I noticed anyway Nigella Lawson. I'd love to stick my tounge up her arsehole as she prepared me a nice Cassoulet.

Agreed. I'd love to stick my tongue up her arse. I'd be happy with beans on toast for tea.

Offline Ghost89

« Last Edit: January 31, 2021, 11:42:03 pm by Ghost89 »

Offline Bonker

My wife.
I wouldn't make any money out of it, as that would be illegal, but I'd get the TV to myself in the evenings.

Offline winkywanky

My wife.
I wouldn't make any money out of it, as that would be illegal, but I'd get the TV to myself in the evenings.


Does your wife know you have a thing for transvestites?  :D

Offline Bonker

Now you're projecting your thoughts onto me WW.
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Offline winkywanky

Now you're projecting your thoughts onto me WW.


Hands up, busted  :P


Offline wolfiesmith69

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Offline Simmo87

Storm Huntly,



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I would sell a kidney and a lung, for an hour our two with Storm. 
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Offline hermanmunster

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Offline Rick2468

I have the hots for WWE Wrestler Nina Samuels. I couldn't find a photo to do her justice but I met her and spoke to her in the flesh at a smaller wrestling event in the UK. I think it was the fact she was all sweaty and her her hair messed up! I quite like muscly women as long as they aren't too hench and I liked Nina's figure a lot she was very toned. I think she looks a little bit manly in the photos I could find of her which is not how I remember her from just a couple of years back.

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Offline spiralnotebook

No Nicola Sturgeon? You miserable fuckers whats not to like  :bomb:



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Monica Belluci. At 55 still hot.

Isn`t she just  :wacko:

Offline B4bcock

No Nicola Sturgeon? You miserable fuckers whats not to like  :bomb:



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Looks like she's putting her foot in it again.   :)

Offline The0neAnd0nly

My number one at the moment!! Would sell my house to just sniff her panties :P

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Laggeeerrrttthhhaaaaaaaaaa. This scene was the highlight of Vikings for me, Raganr Lothbrook what a lad  :thumbsup:

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Offline Ghost89

Hot 50 something actress Jennifer Beals who looks better now than when she did flash dance.

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Taiwanese actress Shu Qi

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Offline Davey Dykes

Anyone mentioned Kate Beckinsale yet?

Online mr.bluesky

Any body for jennifer Lopez. Still looks faf as a 50 year old  :rose:

Offline Ghost89

Any body for jennifer Lopez. Still looks faf as a 50 year old  :rose:

Oh yes. She’s got better looking as she’s got older. Likewise Liz Hurley.

Offline winkywanky

Anyone mentioned Kate Beckinsale yet?


No, so the least you could do is put up a picture of her  :rolleyes:.

Allow me  ;).

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Offline wolfiesmith69

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Offline Ghost89

I know she’s been mentioned but I just like the pic…

Jet aka Diane Youdale

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And one from my youth. Had this poster on my wall. Cindy Crawford anyone?

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Offline WorcWarrior

Met jet when I was about 14. Nearly whipped out my cock there and then in public. Molested myself many times with pics of her!

Offline Endevour117

Liz Truss now there is a very sexy lady with a twinkle in her eye , I bet she could take a good seeing too with relish !
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Offline lechef

Rachel Stevens

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Salma Hayek

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Holy Mary mother of God,
Ghost89 you may just of hit upon the ultimate duo. :hi:



Offline Liverpool

Rachel Stevens

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Didn't Rachel Stevens' dad write the Muppets sex guide to Soho?

Online mr.bluesky

Didn't Rachel Stevens' dad write the Muppets sex guide to Soho?

Muppets sex guides was written by George Muppet  :unknown:

Offline Liverpool

Muppets sex guides was written by George Muppet  :unknown:

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May not have been Muppets but he certainly contributed to one.

Offline timsussex

« Last Edit: February 05, 2021, 09:34:38 pm by timsussex »

Offline Liverpool

It's not often you get to thank the GMB Male host, but since he ranted about Liz Hurley in a bikini, I've been following her Instagram.

I'd imagine she'd be in the £500/hour range

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« Last Edit: February 05, 2021, 09:41:52 pm by Liverpool »

Online mr.bluesky

It's not often you get to thank the GMB Male host, but since he ranted about Liz Hurley in a bikini, I've been following her Instagram.

I'd imagine she'd be in the £500/hour range

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If she did charge £500 an hour she might be able to afford some acting lessons.

Offline sparkus

An odd one but an Asian chick who has been emblazened in my skull during lockdown, Jojo4Rainbows of the Gala Spins gambling app:

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Especially but especially during her 0.5 second stare down non-existent cleavage glance here: External Link/Members Only


Offline Ghost89

An odd one but an Asian chick who has been emblazened in my skull during lockdown, Jojo4Rainbows of the Gala Spins gambling app:

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Especially but especially during her 0.5 second stare down non-existent cleavage glance here: External Link/Members Only

Sorry. I love Asian chicks but just don’t see it with this one.

Offline sparkus

Sorry. I love Asian chicks but just don’t see it with this one.

She just screams prolonged RO to me. Facially my type too, can forgive the lack of chebs on that basis.

Offline Ghost89

She just screams prolonged RO to me. Facially my type too, can forgive the lack of chebs on that basis.

Fair dos! :thumbsup: