Women you shouldn't fancy... but do

[MrMatrix]

Angela Merkel. I know... but can't help it.

Think you need help. However if it presses your buttons, Im sure theres a picture somewhere here of her nude when she was in her 20's.

[Thephoenix]

Think you need help. However if it presses your buttons, Im sure theres a picture somewhere here of her nude when she was in her 20's.

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[Resources3xx]

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ah ok well tbh iv done far worse

[chrishornx]

Amanda Knox ... AKA Foxy Knoxy

I reckon she'd be filth itself ...

Mentioned her a few pages back totally agree there would be an edge to it all particularly if she did a bit of throat squeezing.....

[Resources3xx]

liza tarbuck. fancies the hell out of her on the big breakfast. it felt like i was the only one cos everyone was used to super hot denise van outen and kelly brook. shes a lot older and curier now but as older curvier women go i still quite fancy her

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[Ali Katt]

liza tarbuck. fancies the hell out of her on the big breakfast. it felt like i was the only one cos everyone was used to super hot denise van outen and kelly brook. shes a lot older and curier now but as older curvier women go i still quite fancy her

I think she would be good fun. Never been a stunner, but a nice next door type.

[sparkus]

Not normally but... Allegra Stratton looks sexy as hell in that clip that got her fired.  As I say, she doesn't normally (and certainly not now).

(what kind of fucking name is Allegra anyway, sounds like a shitty 1970s British Leyland car, as does Boris' last wife Marina...)

[Fuzzyduck]

Not normally but... Allegra Stratton looks sexy as hell in that clip that got her fired.  As I say, she doesn't normally (and certainly not now).

(what kind of fucking name is Allegra anyway, sounds like a shitty 1970s British Leyland car, as does Boris' last wife Marina...)

I thought the same, to the point I looked for more pics and changed my mind. To be fair she had been thrown under a bus when the latter pic was taken.


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[JontyR]

A communications officer will always make an apperance to match the message.

Which, on the plus side, means that if she was to take up a new role as a whore, she should look the part.

[notcalledchris]

I doubt she is honest enough to be a whore

[mh]

(what kind of fucking name is Allegra anyway, sounds like a shitty 1970s British Leyland car, as does Boris' last wife Marina...)

Most of us will never know one Allegra but our revered PM married one Allegra and employed another!

[PepeMAGA]

Not normally but... Allegra Stratton looks sexy as hell in that clip that got her fired.  As I say, she doesn't normally (and certainly not now).

(what kind of fucking name is Allegra anyway, sounds like a shitty 1970s British Leyland car, as does Boris' last wife Marina...)

Probably because it looks like she's been bent over the pedestal.

[The0neAnd0nly]

Kirsty Alsopp... had a few episodes or "Love It or List It" backed up and finding her more attractive over the years proper MILF material.

Not conventionally pretty, a little piggy faced and dumpy body but I'd hang out of the back of it.

The way Phil Spencer keeps trying to get into her pants makes me laugh too, he must know shes a good ride

[sparkus]

Kirsty Alsopp... had a few episodes or "Love It or List It" backed up and finding her more attractive over the years proper MILF material.

Not conventionally pretty, a little piggy faced and dumpy body but I'd hang out of the back of it.

The way Phil Spencer keeps trying to get into her pants makes me laugh too, he must know shes a good ride

If anything I think it's more Kirsty wouldn't mind a bit of Phil but he's too busy being blown elsewhere while she feeds the kids.

I totally would but as she's had a few kids it may be all worn out by now.

[Liketolick]

Was you thinking off teresa may?quote author=Kool Keef link=topic=276534.msg2830924#msg2830924 date=1585132574]
Just googled her, yep it's her, she has a 'slim' looking face & a 'cuddly' body.
Still would
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[dubs]

Con-woman Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos

Seems charismatic but a total psychopath, as many silicon valley entrepreneurs are.

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[A Decent Fist]

Good call. The bull dykes in jail will think all their Christmases have come at once.


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[mandy18]

Penelope Wilton does it for me, especially in her younger days, but I would still not say no as a 70 something Gilf.     
 

[Chorley]

A communications officer will always make an apperance to match the message.

Which, on the plus side, means that if she was to take up a new role as a whore, she should look the part.

Exactly. Nothing more than bullshit crocodile tears, and about as real as a Rolex from a Turkish Market. 

[Chorley]

Apparently she's an absolute bitch to work for, but there's something very MILFY about Kamala Harris 


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[PepeMAGA]

Good call. The bull dykes in jail will think all their Christmases have come at once.


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That looks like a cross between Blake lively and Jennifer Lawrence.

[A Decent Fist]

That looks like a cross between Blake lively and Jennifer Lawrence.

Oops, it is Jennifer Lawrence. It came up in a pic search for the fraud woman and looked close enough that I didn't do another check.

[chrishornx]

Apparently she's an absolute bitch to work for, but there's something very MILFY about Kamala Harris 


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why shouldn't you like her?

[Chorley]

why shouldn't you like her?

Like I said she's apparently a complete nightmare to work with...

[chrishornx]

Like I said she's apparently a complete nightmare to work with...

i was taking the term 'fancy' on purely physical attributes

[DastardlyDick]

How about Laura Keunsberg?  OK, possibly a bag on her head, but looks like a decent set of pins.

[Resources3xx]

Con-woman Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos

Seems charismatic but a total psychopath, as many silicon valley entrepreneurs are.

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i mean shes beautiful. i didnt realise we are taking personality into consideration. if thats the case, kim and the rest of the kardashions. id love to fuck em (except caitlyn) but theyre proper anoying. in fact a lot of celebs would be on that list.

[Resources3xx]

never used to find her attractive on the screen  back in the day shouting "RICKY!!!!"

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[Resources3xx]

ah what the hell, both of them one after another

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[rebelscum]

Not much would remain of the one in the left for you to shag....especially with her being cremated! 

[mh]

Oops, it is Jennifer Lawrence. It came up in a pic search for the fraud woman and looked close enough that I didn't do another check.

I think I read yesterday that J-Law is playing Holmes in a TV series or film about the Theranos scandal (both are in production). I can recommend the podcast "The Dropout" about it.

[Boates]

Angela Rayner looks quite fuckable. Both when she was chubby and showed massive cleavage in parliament, and her more recent slimmed down look.

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On the Tory side, Dehenna Davison has kind of a slutty hipster appeal to her with the glasses and dyed hair – which is quite rare for a Tory, usually more of a left-wing look.

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If anyone is currently watching PMQs Angela Rayner is flashing so much leg when she stands up... another half inch or so and we're talking panty flash!! 

[threechilliman]

If anyone is currently watching PMQs Angela Rayner is flashing so much leg when she stands up... another half inch or so and we're talking panty flash!! 

I think Ms Rayner defunitely knew what she was doing.... if anyone has a thing for her, todays PMQ's is worth a watch, particularly those moments when she gets up to the despatch box....

[Chorley]

i was taking the term 'fancy' on purely physical attributes

This thread's such a mish mash now who knows who should be fanciable or not? 

[Resources3xx]

This thread's such a mish mash now who knows who should be fanciable or not? 

I know I touched on that too. We all fuck whores here. We fancy and fuck em  purely based on looks. Technically we shouldn’t fancy them due to what they do (if this thread is anything to go by). Who cares about their political affiliation is of their personality. To me the thread should be about fancying someone who isn’t good looking/hot/sexy in a traditional sense.

[Chorley]

I know I touched on that too. We all fuck whores here. We fancy and fuck em  purely based on looks. Technically we shouldn’t fancy them due to what they do (if this thread is anything to go by). Who cares about their political affiliation is of their personality. To me the thread should be about fancying someone who isn’t good looking/hot/sexy in a traditional sense.

 

[PepeMAGA]

This thread's such a mish mash now who knows who should be fanciable or not? 

Guess it depends on how bad they are... If a woman looked like margot Robbie, but was famous for cutting dicks off... Good example of a woman you fancy, but shouldn't.
Though probably the original meaning was women that not conventionally attractive, but something makes them stimulating

[Private Parts]

Guess it depends on how bad they are... If a woman looked like margot Robbie, but was famous for cutting dicks off... Good example of a woman you fancy, but shouldn't.
Though probably the original meaning was women that not conventionally attractive, but something makes them stimulating

Bobbit surely Ed

[sparkus]

Always appreciated her figure in Python but... on 'First Dates' last night Carol Cleveland's still got it, even as a GILF.

[sparkus]

Never thought I'd say this but... Rebel Wilson: External Link/Members Only

[Davey Dykes]

Certainly shifted a whole lot of junk. Whether that's a good thing or not I'd need a closer look like.

[sir wanksalot]

Not really got anything further to add to this topic at the moment but this is more of an attempt to get the thread to page 43 so I don't have to keep looking at a naked Angel Merkel 

[A Decent Fist]

Not really got anything further to add to this topic at the moment but this is more of an attempt to get the thread to page 43 so I don't have to keep looking at a naked Angel Merkel 

A worthwhile mission. Here's my contribution.

[sparkus]

A worthwhile mission. Here's my contribution.

Danke.

[Thephoenix]

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[shaft10]

I know I touched on that too. We all fuck whores here. We fancy and fuck em  purely based on looks. Technically we shouldn’t fancy them due to what they do (if this thread is anything to go by). Who cares about their political affiliation is of their personality. To me the thread should be about fancying someone who isn’t good looking/hot/sexy in a traditional sense.

In that case ... Nicola Sturgeon (if it hasn't already been listed) ...I'd like to knock a slice off her wee Scottish growler ...and shout 'Freeeedom' on the vinegar strokes

[sparkus]

In that case ... Nicola Sturgeon (if it hasn't already been listed) ...I'd like to knock a slice off her wee Scottish growler ...and shout 'Freeeedom' on the vinegar strokes

No one post a pic of her, please!

[Thephoenix]

No one post a pic of her, please!

What did you expect?


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[george r]

What did you expect?


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unfuckable !!!

[sir wanksalot]

What did you expect?


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Great. Now waiting for page 44!