Women you shouldn't fancy... but do

[Resources3xx]

Just come across ( not literally but , you know ) this err MP ( Zara Sultana ) .And Marks out of ten would  give her  one .

I’m sure you’d give her one but she defo not a 1/10 I’d say a solid 2.5/10. Look at the 2 horrors the guy above you fancies. There’s levels to this…. Literally

[RAJEC]

Just come across ( not literally but , you know ) this err MP ( Zara Sultana ) .And Marks out of ten would  give her  one .

Just googled and I wouldn’t mind getting sucked off by her 

[sparkus]

I’m sure you’d give her one but she defo not a 1/10 I’d say a solid 2.5/10. Look at the 2 horrors the guy above you fancies. There’s levels to this…. Literally

I'd read the thread title again if I was you.

[Gaffer58]

I think you should read the comment again . Add a touch of sarcasm you may get the pun .

[Resources3xx]

I'd read the thread title again if I was you.

what am i missing???

[notcalledchris]

Just googled and I wouldn’t mind getting sucked off by her 

I'd have no problem at all coming in her mouth.  And if I needed helping along Priti Patel could stick her tongue up my arsehole

[MrMatrix]

I'd have no problem at all coming in her mouth.  And if I needed helping along Priti Patel could stick her tongue up my arsehole

Priti Patel, now theres a thought

[lillythesavage]

Priti Patel, now theres a thought

I have that exact thought, often

[Ali Katt]

Miranda Hart.

[nwluvit]

Jenny Herries

[sparkus]

Miranda Hart.

I do appreciate a larger set woman, but... tbh the voice as much as anything.

[PepeMAGA]

Priti Patel, now theres a thought

Cheeky face, but her body looks disproportionately large?

[Chorley]

Cheeky face, but her body looks disproportionately large?

Not even for a grudge fuck. She's an absolutely vile piece of shit. 

[Clitheroelad]

Not even for a grudge fuck. She's an absolutely vile piece of shit. 

Agreed, although she does have a copious arse thst just made for hanging out the back of.

[Private Parts]

Agreed, although she does have a copious arse thst just made for hanging out the back of.

Yeah. As with the bike sheds!
 

[PepeMAGA]

Not even for a grudge fuck. She's an absolutely vile piece of shit. 

Based on what? Seems OK 

[lamboman]

Based on what? Seems OK 

I don't think he likes succesful people.

[Resources3xx]

iv already mentioned i have a MAJOR bias for redheads so im asuming these two are nothing special but they do it for me

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[KerachiDope]

Red heads ROCK! 

[A Decent Fist]

If ever there was someone made for this thread...

I am totally opposed to the policies advocated by Greta the Swedish Doom Goblin, but having watched her Glasgow appearances, and now that she's 18 – nearly 19 – well, somehow, I just would, you know?

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[myothernameis]

well, somehow, I just would, you know?

If you got her into bed, she proabably say, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 

[lillythesavage]

If ever there was someone made for this thread...

I am totally opposed to the policies advocated by Greta the Swedish Doom Goblin, but having watched her Glasgow appearances, and now that she's 18 – nearly 19 – well, somehow, I just would, you know?

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Do you know a source of recycled condoms? 

[Davey Dykes]

I'd get her in doggy style with her arms pinned to the bed then lean forward to whisper in her ear about my fondness for riding 60's and 70's old smoky 2 stroke motorbikes.

Should be a pretty entertaining Rodeo.

[shaft10]

If ever there was someone made for this thread...

I am totally opposed to the policies advocated by Greta the Swedish Doom Goblin, but having watched her Glasgow appearances, and now that she's 18 – nearly 19 – well, somehow, I just would, you know?

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I've a feeling she wouldn't like sex for fear of populating the Earth with a couple more carbon footprints 

[shaft10]

Amanda Knox ... AKA Foxy Knoxy

I reckon she'd be filth itself ...

[Fuzzyduck]

Amanda Knox ... AKA Foxy Knoxy

I reckon she'd be filth itself ...

The fear of being stabbed as she's riding the fuck out of you would certainly elevate the rush to a new level.

[MrMatrix]

Amanda Knox ... AKA Foxy Knoxy

I reckon she'd be filth itself ...

I'd like to think so as well. As I understand, once she was back in the USA, she took up a law degree. I wonder if she passed her exams

[shaft10]

The fear of being stabbed as she's riding the fuck out of you would certainly elevate the rush to a new level.

100% ... I'd have a Mick Dundee knife under the pillow just in case ..

Then I could get to say "thats not a knife ....." 

[Resources3xx]

  good call with greta. feels so wrong cos we know her as a child; cos shes always got a screw face and, with  like all eco warriors, she puts 0 effort into her appearance. when she smiles she actully half decent. found a picture which claims to be greta with make up. i dont think its her however both girls have a tiny spot at the bottom left corner of their smiles, so it could be her. if not she still looks very similar to greta and it shows that if the weirdo dolled herself up a bit she'd look well fit

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[PepeMAGA]

good call with greta. feels so wrong cos we know her as a child; cos shes always got a screw face and, with  like all eco warriors, she puts 0 effort into her appearance. when she smiles she actully half decent. found a picture which claims to be greta with make up. i dont think its her however both girls have a tiny spot at the bottom left corner of their smiles, so it could be her. if not she still looks very similar to greta and it shows that if the weirdo dolled herself up a bit she'd look well fit

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[Resources3xx]

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  that’s fucked up

[sparkus]

good call with greta. feels so wrong cos we know her as a child; cos shes always got a screw face and, with  like all eco warriors, she puts 0 effort into her appearance. when she smiles she actully half decent. found a picture which claims to be greta with make up. i dont think its her however both girls have a tiny spot at the bottom left corner of their smiles, so it could be her. if not she still looks very similar to greta and it shows that if the weirdo dolled herself up a bit she'd look well fit

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The second one is so badly shopped it could be Svergei's work on AW.

[Ali Katt]

good call with greta. feels so wrong cos we know her as a child; cos shes always got a screw face and, with  like all eco warriors, she puts 0 effort into her appearance. when she smiles she actully half decent. found a picture which claims to be greta with make up. i dont think its her however both girls have a tiny spot at the bottom left corner of their smiles, so it could be her. if not she still looks very similar to greta and it shows that if the weirdo dolled herself up a bit she'd look well fit

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I'm convinced she is a boy.

[Ghost89]

I’m convinced she’s still a child! 

[Ali Katt]

I’m convinced she’s still a child! 

Me too. The perfect poster child for climate change: androgynous looks and indeterminate age; not to mention comes across as asexual. Anybody would think she was a paid actor.

[Jaderat2]

TRT World new presenter i stumbled on this morning. I bet she rides hard.....

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[GingerNuts]

TRT World new presenter i stumbled on this morning. I bet she rides hard.....

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Why shouldn't you fancy her but you do?

[Jaderat2]

She'd not give me the time of day. I couldn't help thinking impure thoughts while she was talking about a current affairs catastrophe.

[GingerNuts]

She'd not give me the time of day. I couldn't help thinking impure thoughts while she was talking about a current affairs catastrophe.

She'd not give you the time of day so you shouldn't fancy her?

[timsussex]

She'd not give you the time of day so you shouldn't fancy her?

that would be a bloody long list for most of us

[jonnie]

Referee at the women's Eng v New Zealand  rugby this afternoon....

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[GingerNuts]

Referee at the women's Eng v New Zealand  rugby this afternoon....

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Your first post in 2½ years and you don't even understand what the thread is about.

[sparkus]

Mahalia, who seems to be the face of some YouTube ad campaign.

Bizarre looking but biggest chebs I've ever seen on a pop singer.

[KerachiDope]

My next door neighbor's stay at home wife.
Her and her husband have 4 sorry ass teenage kids, they never talk to me even when I constantly wave at them and throw their kid's toys and football back into their garden from my garden. The kids don't do any outside chores so the wife is always outside cutting the lawn, drinking wine, crouching down to pick weeds, drinking wine, wearing a low cut crop top with massive jugs exposed while bending over her garden, drinking wine, she hides behind their garage to secretly smoke a ciggy from prying eyes while drinking wine. Before her hubby gets home I hear 3-4 wine bottles getting poured into the bin.

I see you Mrs Smythe.   

[A Decent Fist]

Sounds like Mrs Smythe might be up for a knee-trembler behind the garage if you show some interest.

On the other hand, that could well open up a world of pain...

[Thephoenix]

My next door neighbor's stay at home wife.
Her and her husband have 4 sorry ass teenage kids, they never talk to me even when I constantly wave at them and throw their kid's toys and football back into their garden from my garden. The kids don't do any outside chores so the wife is always outside cutting the lawn, drinking wine, crouching down to pick weeds, drinking wine, wearing a low cut crop top with massive jugs exposed while bending over her garden, drinking wine, she hides behind their garage to secretly smoke a ciggy from prying eyes while drinking wine. Before her hubby gets home I hear 3-4 wine bottles getting poured into the bin.

I see you Mrs Smythe.   

Do you have to get on top of the wardrobe with your binoculars, or have you just drilled holes in the fence?



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[Thephoenix]

Lucy Powell was on QT recently.
She's 'mumsy' and more of the girl next door type, but she reminds me of a rather clever head girl at my grammar school about 65 years ago.


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[guildfordguy]

Angela Merkel. I know... but can't help it.

[sparkus]

Lucy Powell was on QT recently.
She's 'mumsy' and more of the girl next door type, but she reminds me of a rather clever head girl at my grammar school about 65 years ago.

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Not someone on my radar (most female Labour politicians look quite 'identikit' and glum)* but they do look cushiony and I wonder how they'd be unleashed.

* Google Images suggests that's not a recent pic...

[Thephoenix]

Angela Merkel. I know... but can't help it.

Caramba! Bist du verruckt?



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