External Link/Members OnlyAfter reading positive feedback on here I took the plunge and booked an hour with Liv today. Ordinarily I wouldn't see a new girl for an hour but when it's only £20 extra for the full hour then it seems pointless booking thirty minutes.
Communication was good, she answered emails, text messages and a couple of phone calls. She didn't ask what I wanted or how she should dress etc but her profile likes list is as tame as they come so I wasn't expecting to meet Miss Rimmepisspartyanalwhiplash.
I arrived bang on 1pm, my appointment time and was shown into the bedroom. Liv was wearing a simple black elasticated top straining to contain her tits, which are massive. She directed me to use the bedroom from the bedroom I was in, the penny dropped and I said, oh you mean the the bathroom. Yez, wash hands plez, she said. I don't mind that, as always I'd showered just before I left but Liv is immaculately clean and very careful about cleanliness. You could tell she'd just showered and that's as it should be.
Handed over my £70 (yes I know it sounds like a bargain...) and Liv disappeared from the room to deposit the cash, she was back a minute later and pulled down her top to reveal a pair of amazing tits, big round bouncy tits. All good so far and it has to be said that physically there's a lot to like about Liv, she's very attractive, very clean and has a nice curvy figure, she's starting to get a bit of a tummy but then you can see that on her more recent photos which are very accurate. Her tits are just amazing and almost worth the entrance fee alone, more importantly they are natural.
Generally I found Liv to be quite cold and detached, yes she pretended to be friendly but it all seemed like an act and I generally found her to be quite workaday. I knew how it was gonna go within a few minutes of starting, no kissing whatsoever, foreplay was awkward to non-existent and she kept moving my hand away from her clit. She rubbed my cock and within about 3 minutes had the condom on me and was giving me a very enthusiastic BJ. I say enthusiastic but it felt like she was going all out to make me come as quickly as possible. I had to ask for everything and that was a sign at how stilted the whole experience was, she agreed to 69 but the removed herself from my face about 3 minutes later and resumed sucking and wanking me furiously. I'm a one shot man, I don't come quickly and the foreplay is as important as the fucking to me but this girl wasn't having it. I asked for a tit wank, she put a bit of oil between her tits and it was all very clumsy before she resumed wanking me off yet again. Despite her best efforts to make me come I lasted 30 minutes but by this point I was bored with the whole experience anyway. I wondered how she'd handle the fact that she'd short changed me by 30 minutes and just as I got up to get dressed she asked me to lay down so she could massage me.
Odd I thought but at least she's trying to redeem herself in some way to provide the full hours service that she'd been paid for. I laid down and she put some oil on my back and started to massage me, to be honest I wasn't really into it, massage can occasionally be a nice build up to sex but after just shooting your bolt it did nothing for me. In any event five minutes later she said OK, indicated that the session was over and I was in the car by 1.40pm.
What's that old phrase.... You buy cheap you buy twice. This applied perfectly to Liv because actually I paid £70 for 30 minutes of vanilla sex delivered in a detached and lacklustre manner. If I'd paid her £50 rate for 30 minutes then she'd have been a 6.5 out of 10 and probably just have scraped a positive. Taking a punters money for the hour then not being prepared to give an hours service deserves nothing less than a negative.
This is the punt that will make me seriously re-evaluate my drive to see new girls this year. I could have seen one of my regulars and had a great time, instead I drove a 110 mile round trip to see this girl and she simply wasn't worth making the effort for.