Joanne - Newport Court massage

[jok32]

So after my booking request via UKE to Ameera fell flat yet again due to complete radio silence (not even the courtesy of a simple no) on her behalf for the 2nd time despite her listing herself as available on the forum (wish you could negatively review for that) and my plan B and C and D all happened not be working today while I had time to kill in London, I scoured UKP for some Intel and came across sparkus' post regarding Newport Court and decided to TOFTT

Price: 30 quid for 30 mins plus extras

Comms: flagged down from doorway after reading sparkus' message that there were some hotties there today.

Location: next to souvenir shop and up two flights of stairs past the optician to 2 rooms which are guarded by an elderly English gent who takes payment. Quite exposed from outside.

Girl: Chinese, early 30s, 154cm, size 10, A cups naturals and flabby with big nips. Facially 5/10, and unshaven down below. Scars on abdomen and legs which she says are from being run over by a truck previously.

Service: What service really. Flagged down, I asked for 1h and she counters 30 min and extend if you like it. Obvious that she was after extras straightaway. Paid guy upstairs 30 quid and into the room. I undressed and she asks me to hug her and starts some FK. Lies down next to me and asks regarding extras between kisses. Wants 250 for OWO, doesn't do FS. We spend about 10 mins bargaining between kisses and gropes and get her down to 60 and she says she would CIM as well rather begrudgingly.

Gives some light OWO, pretty much just the tip and a bit and comments on size, girth and hardness etc. Then starts putting on oil and giving HR. I stop her several times and ask her to focus on the OWO and she isn't really happy but obliges after more FK. Goes back and forth like this for 15 mins and I CIM. However, with the first spur she immediately jumps off the bed and goes to the sink and the rest goes everywhere else. Ruined orgasm and all. 

Says she normally doesn't do more than HR for that price and was doing me a favor etc. Get dressed and out the door in about 25 mins with parting hug. Wanted me number and offered to out call for free to me but I wasn't buying it. Clearly a gold digger.

Conclusion: Waste of time and money really. 90 quid for shoddy OWO and barely CIM and FK. No massage. Felt I could have seen a proper WG for less than that 

[sparkus]

Sorry to hear about this, but she doesn't sound like the girls I have seen at all.  Granted, they could have been at it with another customer when you came by.

Sadly the MO of this place is clearly to have women at the door luring in like Soi Cowboy and then milk punters (tourists, mainly).

[jok32]

Totally. When I came back down, there was another woman standing in the doorway looking for a cashcow, though she was more size 14.
Forgot to mention, she said she was Hong Kong Chinese.

[sparkus]

Totally. When I came back down, there was another woman standing in the doorway looking for a cashcow, though she was more size 14.
Forgot to mention, she said she was Hong Kong Chinese.

That could be one of the ones I have seen, one was curvy, both were certainly pretty.  Bear in mind, I see a lot of farmer's wives in receptions, so anything around the 30 y.o. mark or below is a rarity for me.

[elnukky]

I too have been tempted recently by the ladies on the door. The girl I saw on the door today looked particularly inviting with her D cups heaving out of her lime green dress. This place sounds more like a 'walkup lite' than a massage parlour. Is the girl on the door the one who provides the service?

[jok32]

For me it was at least. Looks like once they've taken you up, someone else replaces the one downstairs. Haven't seen a place where they all sit together though.
Oh and mine was in a red dress. The bigger one was I think in a green or floral yellow one.

Thing with a lot of orientals/asians is though, that the tits look big until you realise that its the wonderbra that's augmenting the A cups

[BenHiggins]

There is a girl called Melody who has worked here a long time.  Shortish, slightly chubby, big boned. Very good sized breasts for an Asian.  Much more than a handful.  Nice girl.  I find the place expensive though £30 at the second floor desk for 30 mins.  Extras expensive though if not a regular.  HJ £30 minimum.

[sparkus]

There is a girl called Melody who has worked here a long time.  Shortish, slightly chubby, big boned. Very good sized breasts for an Asian.  Much more than a handful.  Nice girl.  I find the place expensive though £30 at the second floor desk for 30 mins.  Extras expensive though if not a regular.  HJ £30 minimum.

I think I've seen her stood on the street drumming up custom a few times.  I've no doubt the extras are ridiculously priced and the service cack though.