https://www.yell.com/biz/sirinan-thai-massage-mold-10444783/

Price - £30 for 30mins £70extras

Location - Directly opposite a busy car garage and you have to walk through a reception area for a gym.

Services - I’d say she’s in her 50s. Does not stop talking and her English isn’t great which is quite entertaining. She is also absolutely bonkers! Making weird noises etc. Massage wasn’t anything to write home about but she did ask if I wanted oil or not and with her having no shower I opted for no oil. She was soon massaging my bum and reaching through for a play, eventually asked to flip over to where she went straight for the cock. Asking where I had been before and what I wanted. I replied with “everything?” She said how much have a paid before so I thought I’d test her and I said normally sex is £70. To which she said ok, jumped off the bed and cracked open a condom. She gave good oral and then jumped on board for a great ride.

I’ve given a neutral because if you like the massage part then she is shocking but for everything else it wasn’t too bad!

Perhaps she needs to come with an optional gag too! Haha!

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£140 for 30 mins incall sometime in April 2024

Somewhere in the E1 postcode

Getting to the address was not hard and she did not delay me or make me feel like she was being managed by someone else as other reviews have stated, so I guess she's independent now.

Service was fair and decent GFE, I buried my head in her breasts then we moved to  OWO that was sloppy , lots of spit, I think some attempt to deepthroat.


The sex was CG  and we switched to missionary where I nutted in the bag.


She has the an accent tho, she mentioned that she's from Newcastle, she is easy going, pretty nice and booking with her is in a better state than stated in previous reviews.

The Lady:
https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/morgan/
Definitely the girl in the pictures and well reviewed here. 
Definitely curvy, I found her attractive but YMMV as usual.
Mahoosive chebs.  Not as firm as youd think from the pics but at least they are real.
Happened late April 24.

The short version:
£120 for 45 minutes.
OWO, mild deepthroat, titifuck, FK, RO, mish and cum in bag.

The long version:
Morgan and her deadly weapons have been on my list for a while and as I had a last minute trip into London and had to go through Victoria I callled HOD and booked her for 45 minutes.
Trains were awful and as a result my day dragged on so I had to move it by 1 hour and there were no problems.
Arrived at HOD bottom floor flat about 5 mins early and was put in the styflingly hot kitchen with the dryer running. 
Waited a few minutes and was shown to room, walked past Tammy who was stalk bollock naked and is quite a stunner.  I would, may even do so sometime.

Into room asked for a shower and got a blank look from the maid who then tried to sort another guy out, he went into the kitchen, poor bastard, whilst I showered and maid said 'Sorry were a bit disorganised'.  Yeah no shit.
Back into the room and a few minutes later Morgan joined me.  Good looking girl I reckon, bit if an essex bird and we got on well.  She confirmed £120 for 45 minutes took the cash and stashed it.  Came back and gave me some LFK, light tongue but not really DFK to be fair.  Towel dropped and she stroked the old boy and said get comfortable. 
Onto the bed on my back, she comes for more LFK and drops her dress to introduce me to the twins.  They are really nice, bit of sag but expected with the size of them and really prominent nipples that take a good licking and playing with.  Some more LFK and then she is between my legs and gives me a decent blowjob, not deepthroat but enough and plenty attention to the balls too.  Asks what I like I say big tits and fucking and she asks if I'd liek to fuck her tits.  Of course.  Straddle her, cock between tits and she gives me a good titwank, licking the tip now and then  and allowing me to go pretty deep into a titfuck. 
Enoguh of that I say lets fuck and she puts the condom on with her mouth, I indicate mish and on her back I go for some RO.  Really tidy clean tasty pussy and after some work by me she has  an orgasm and says she needs a break to calm down.  We LFK a bit deeper this time and I play with her tits whilst she calms.  Ready for a fuck back to Mish, I slide in and she's tight without clamping and we fuck like this for a good 10 minutes with her tits flying all over the place.  Its at this point I notice what someone else said about her not really doing eye contact, not that I care, eventually I grab her tits, push them together and with a handful of chebbage and a cock wrapped in pussy I cum in the bag.
She cleans me up, we chat and I leave happy but thinking its a one off.  Nothing wrong with her at all, in fact her body is banging and just my sort but I know other options that are just as stacked and a bit more DFK and dirty so will go see those in the future.  Plus London isnt really my patch, at least central.
One thing that was good was it meant I was in town late for a Phoenix party so I went and did that too and had a hell of a time because the 1st pop was out of the way.  Greedy?  Me, nah 

Link:

https://www.adultwork.com/7223151 or https://www.adultwork.com/ZARA+PARTY+GIRL

When:

April 2024

Booking & Comms:

Excellent – all done on text. Clear instructions on finding her place and getting in.

Location:

Soho

The Girl:

The pictures are accurate. Zara is a size 8, slim but not gym toned, nice narrow waist. C cup silicon with lovely responsive small nipples. A natural arse that ripples in and out as you pump it or slap it. Natural long black hair. She stands around 5’5”.

Throughout the punt we were talking, but her English is rudimentary, so the conversation is just chit chat.

The Fee

She doesn’t have prices on her profile - £160 1 hour. Her text said she includes OWO and kissing. When I enquired, she quoted £30 for CIM and £100 for anal, I didn’t opt for either.
I couldn’t find a cashpoint nearby, she said she would accept a bank transfer. I did have a little bit of cash on me in case I wanted the CIM extra mid flow.

The Punt

Zara did the usual hide behind the door routine. When she eventually appeared I liked what I saw. Although she wasn’t wearing the stockings and suspenders that I requested, she was wearing a nice bra and knickers, I wasn’t complaining.

She was very warm and welcoming, friendly, smiley and excitable. I followed her in to the bedroom, which was a lounge diner with a double bed in it. I sorted out the bank transfer and asked her to use the shower; fresh towel was provided, clean shower over bath.

Back in the room she whipped my towel off to check me out and have a little feel of my Cockney Sausage. She put some music on and asked me to lay on the bed, but I insisted we stand and have a mutual feel up. When I tried to kiss her she sounded to me like she said “extra”, but I said no, it’s included. She didn’t argue and we got on with it. Lots of kissing and groping, she was gyrating and grinding on me. She grabs my hand and places it where she wants me to touch her and how. She has a nice responsive little clit that stood to attention. She dropped to a squat and began sucking me off, it was fairly shallow, but her continual eye contact was more than enough to get me going.

I eventually got on the bed and she continued with the OWO, it improved as the punt went on. She doesn’t keep still, she’s a real ball of energy, she gets up walks around, dances, plays with herself, rubs her tits. She gets back on the bed, more OWO. She asks me if I want “two girls”, I decline and tell her she’s enough for me.

She puts the condom on, I ask her to ride me but then she gets up and is walking around what space there is in the room, dancing and gyrating. I get up and follow her over to the kitchen area and bend her over the kitchen sink, she guides me in to her pussy. I pump away and it’s lovely watching her arse ripple in and out as I pump it and slap it.

We take a break from that and get back on the bed, she starts to suck me with the condom on and then mounts me cow-girl. She enjoys watching my cock go in and out of her, she varies the position and leans in for some kissing.

She keeps me inside her and rotates around to RCG. I give her arse a good slap and she rides away, then she leans back on me and rises up on her hands and feet and we both pump away while I grope her tits. I’ve no idea what that position is called?

She climbs off and removes the condom and goes back to OWO, she is giving me loads of eye contact keeps saying “safado”, she is going real deep now. She asks me if I want to finish in her mouth, I can’t refuse. She sucks my balls and licks and sucks my cock like a lollipop, constant eye contact and nodding / winking at me. Now I start to wank myself while she alternates between sucking my balls and helmet, I tell her I’m ready and she opens her mouth, I spurt a big load on to her tongue and inside her mouth, the next spurt goes on her lips and down her chin. She doesn’t flinch, she just smiles. When I finish, she gets up and goes to the sink to “freshen up”. Then she comes straight back to the bed to clean me up.

She asks me if I’ve taken Viagra, which I hadn’t, she seems impressed. She leaves the room and returns with her flatmate who walks in and grabs my cock to feel it, as I’m still hard. We have a little chat and her friend leaves.

We carry on chatting for a while before I get dressed and leave.

Would I return / Verdict

Yes, it was a great punt with and CIM finish, great VFM with a hot and friendly girl.


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On Charles Street, Leigh - just off the main Bradshawgate shopping street.

I visited on a Sunday. Just called in on spec as I was in the area. Knocked on the front door and was greeted almost immediately by a youngish Chinese lady who led me to the reception desk. She charged me £30 for a half-hour massage and led me to the massage room. A minute later a slightly older lady walked in and introduced herself as "Anna". Quite petite, slim, and not unattractive. I thought she was Thai but I could have been wrong.

I got undressed and lay face down on the table and poked my face through the hole. She started on my shoulders and back and worked her way down my arms and onto my legs. The massage was actually quite good and relaxing. Not rushed.

After about 10 minutes she asked me turn over and asked if I wanted "extra". She asked for £25 for topless HE but I haggled and offered £20, which she accepted. Though she asked me to jump off the table and pay her right away.

The HE was delivered well - lots of oil. She was happy for me to play with her boobs and very stiff nipples. She had great boobs.

After cleanup, she continued with the massage for the full 30 minutes.

This was my first visit to YUMI and I would go back.

The Venue:
https://thephoenixclub.london
Evening 7pm to 9pm party. 
Happened late April.  Place near Little Italy I'd not visited before.  Easy to find.
Ladies were: Daisy, Harriett (sisters!), Patricia and Monica.
£160 for the hour.

The short version:
Monica - DFK, Deepthroat OWO followed by Harriett FK, OWO then covered Cowgirl and Doggie for cum in bag (Pop1).
Daisy - OWO, RO, covered Mish & DFK, Cum in bag (Pop 2),
Monica DFK, OWO, FMF wih Monica riidng Cowgirl and Harriet RO.  Finished with Monica lubed handjob, more OWO then covered Mish cum in bag (Pop 3).


The Long version:
I was in London unexpectedly and had already seen Morgan at HOD in London and not wanting to waste an opportunity for a full release was looking for more.  Looked around AW for no real inspiration before settling on Phoenix as the lineup looked good.  Called Emma and she gave me direactions and said it was the expected lineup.  All good.

Got there about 6:55 and let in and had a shower whilst a few guys waited around.  Were about 5 maybe 6 of us in total for the whole evening with comings and goings.
Came out shower and action had started, lookind into one room and a guy was eating Monica's pussy.  She beckoned me over and went straight to work on my cock OWO.  Really good blowjob, very deep at times and she really seems to enjoy it.  All the time her pussy was being eaten and another guy was sucking then fucking Harriett next to her.
Once Harriett's fuck had cum she asked if I wanted some too so Monica having done all the hard work gave me to her.  I lay down and Harriett went in for the OWO.  Really good technique, not deep but good enough as I LFK's her and played with her tits.  Nicely enhanced pair with no sag and good nipples for sucking.  Asked if I fancied a fuck so on with bag and into her riding me very hard which was a great sights as Monica rode her next guy same way next to me.  Dont often cum uphill so asked for a swap, went for doggie and gave her a good fucking, her making all the right noises to the point I came in the bag.  Cleanup and and I went for a drink and some nibbles, 1st pop gone.

I had a shower and was stood in the doorway and Daisy was free.  Why not.  She asked what I liked and I said blowjobs, kissing andf fucking which made her laugh.  Quick chat and found out she is Harriett's younger sister.  She's really good looking I thought and whilst she was more gentle than her sister I really liked her.  Next to us was Patricia, banging Brazilian body, getting fucked whilst Daisy gave me a not so deep but very good and very long blowjob whilst I reached across and gavce Patricia's tits a good squeeze.  Daisy asked if I fancied a fuck, I said yes lets go mish and she was on her back  Bagged up and about to go for it I couldt resist having a taste of her clit so went for it.  Lasted a while and she came, said it was 1st of the day.  This is whne the DFK started and she snogged my face off as I fucked her for all I was worth, cumming in the bag for pop 2.

Another snack, another drink, another shower and I was by now in that 'I can fuck for England' mode.  Really fancied a session with Patricia but she was too busy so went back to the room with Monica and Harriett where one guy had just finished with each.  We all had a chat and a giggle before without any prompt Monica started sucking my already semi hard cock and Harriett started snogging my face off.  This isnt bad I thought.  This lasted a good 15 minutes, still just the 3 of us, I think by now only 3 guys and the others were servicing Particia and Diasy and both Harriett and Monica were taking turns blowing me and snogging me.  Monica asked if I fancied a fuck and I said yes, Harriett got up and I said 'well if she's on my cock how about you get my tongue?'  I'd just got the words out and Harriett was squatted over my face and dropped her clit on my mouth so I went full throttle for some pussy eating whilst she used the head of the bed for balance.  meanwhile I could feel my cock still being sucked by Monica.  Whata  feeling.  Shame I couldnt see a fucking thing!  Felt a bag go on and Monica jumped on what felt like cowgirl and fucked the shit out of me to a loud orgasm which got me very wet.  Harriett was still on my face and sopon enough my face was wet too after she had cum riding my fotngue like a cock.  Harriett jumps off, snogs my face off again and I remarked 'Well 1st time Ive made sisters cum back to back' which made her laugh.  Monica at this stage had grabbed lube and was giving me one of the most intense handjobs Ive ever had.  She kept saying 'Give me that juice' and licking the head of my cock with the odd bout of deepthroat.  I knew I wasnt going to cum like this and hadnt fucked her yet so asked her if she wanted to, she got the condom on and I ploghed away at her hard and deep whilst DFK until I agan came in the bag.

Time almost up I figured I'd like to get one last one in with Patricia and do the full set ut sadly she'd just stated with one guy and everyone was winding down so I showered, dressed and left with some very very empty balls.

So, a great night I thought.   Cum 3 times, fuck a couple sisters and my 1st Monica experience that I now want to repeat sometime.  Harriett and Daisy are great too, 2 notthern lasses up for a laugh and really seem to enjoy the work so hopefully they are there again too.  I'd loved to have sampled Patricia's body too but theres always a next time.  The bit I enjoyed most was it was all OWO and it relaly flowed well as a result.  I knew from previous reviews that Monica is a fucking machine but was really happily surprised by Daisy & Harriett.  Recommended to all party lovers.  I'll be back.

https://glasgowescortsagency.co.uk/models/mia-fetish-escorts-in-glasgow/

£160 for one hour incall

Phoned on the day and managed to get a booking. She seems to work 10am till 3pm most days Mon -Fri. After the booking when I went to leave the place was busy with punters and girls being shuffled into waiting areas to get punters into rooms.

As previosly reported Mia is now Blonde and has it styled in a bob.  Her pics are accurate, she has a very toned body with various piercings also mentioned in previous reviews.

I enjoyed my booking with Mia and have tried twice to get follow up bookings but she has been unavailable.

The agency list fetish and dom for Mia, I never asked her about these services but she came across as slightly submissive.  French kissing was available as well as CIM.

I gave her reverse oral but found the metal work got in the way, also on her nipple.

+447988435727 or 447988435727
https://www.adultwork.com/7438821 or https://www.adultwork.com/DutchMaroccanGoddess

Date: 1/5/2024

Location: Near Canary Wharf which is walking distance. But Blackwall dlr and East India dlr are just 2 minutes from her building. Luxury apartment in a discreet building. Easy to find and very near to station. Her apartment is super clean, everything was spot on.

Price: £250 for an hour

Communication: on whatsapp and she replies very fast and friendly and helpful over the phone and answers all questions kindly

Physical: She looks even better than on pictures which is unbelievable. The most gorgeous face and eyes. Her body is to die for. I have never seen any other girl with a perfect body like hers. Big boobs and her huge phat round bum is wow.
She dressed as I requested in a black thong and bra which looked amazing on her.

Personality: She is down to earth. Super friendly girl and smiles a lot. She make you feel that you are in heaven. Best girlfriend experience you can imagine.

Meet: I had the most amazing time with her. She is a gem. I was speechless when she opened the door. Most beautiful girl you will meet and you can even see in porn a body like hers. She is an amazing kisser and her sloppy blowjob is the best. To see a girl like her on her knees while she is looking at you and deep throat your cock is unbelievable feeling and the same time she is shaking that huge ass wow. She definitely knows how to handle a cock.
Her pussy is so delicious and I could not stop licking and fingering her and first she was so tight but by the time she was getting do wet on my tongue and fingers.
Asked her to sit on my face and looking at her huge tits while I was sucking her pussy. Then 69 and eating that yummi pussy while she was gagging on my cock.
It was definitely time to try that gorgeous pussy. So put the condom on and started to fuck her in missionary. She is very flexible and can open her legs up as you like. What a view looking at her huge tits bouncing and her gorgeous face while I was fucking her deep and hard.
Of course had to move to doggy and enjoy the view of that huge round juicy ass of her.
I just could not stop fucking her in doggy. Gave her a very hard pounding and boy she can handle that cock and she was so wet getting fucked hard while I was spanking and grabbing that huge ass and to watch how her bum is bouncing and twerking on my cock wow.

It’s a must visit for everyone. She delivered a super girlfriend experience but even more as definitely a porn star experience.

Highly recommend and I can say easy that she is the best one I have ever fucked and the fact is that she is a special girl even just to talk to after we finished the amazing time in bed. What an incredible and memorable afternoon I had thanks to her.


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VS link https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/onslow-village-gu2/-curvaceous-figure--oriental-touch-guildford-/326133791

tl;dr version: Average BBBJ/CIM

When: Late April 2024

Comms: Phone and txt - rude maid

Location: Parked at Waitrose

Services: BBBJ/CIM

Price: 30 mins £80

The SP: 30, sz 10 pretty. Nothing like the photos on viva.

Nationality: Chinese

The Essay:
Well known apartments near Waitrose

I had to explain that as I was here just for a BJ I would wash my dick in basin.
S looked perplexed, still she cleaned my disk with wipes as if she was degreasing a 30 year old car engine.

After some uninspiring closed lip kissing and play with her tits, S knelt on floor and I sat on bed.

I tried to get her to give proper attention to my shaven balls but she clearly didn't like it (previous times she sucked them forever)
back to some proficient, but boring cock sucking and had to help him along I was pumping into her mouth and before I'd finished she was pulling away to spit in the bathroom and came back complained about the volume and taste of my cum.
I cleaned up in basin and was on my way.

I've seen S before and she gave a much better service previously.

Would I return: Maybe, very B&S

The maid was quite rude in texts asking when I was coming, even when I was mid cock down the throat of one of her many SPs
 


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https://www.adultwork.com/7649431 or https://www.adultwork.com/SOL%2DYOUR+SUNSHINE

Booking - all done via WhatsApp so easy

Location - flat in a busy road between Leicester sq and Charing Cross, very easy to find.
Flat was basic but clean. Felt very safe. Was offered a shower but not long had one before.

Girl - stunning if a toned fitness girl is your kind of thing, certainly is mine, her body was inch perfect, has a very pretty face and nice sized enhanced boobs.

Services - £150 for 30 mins, started with a nice massage then some RO before some OW leading on to sex in various positions. Room was quite warm so I wasn’t anywhere near climaxing. Got her to finish off with a nice sensual HR
Doesn’t speak English so it was quite hard to communicate - Google translate was used a bit.

Positive experience all round, looks wise she’s a 10/10 so next time I’m in London I’ll be sure to see her again.

Woke up horny and decided to go for a lunch time punt. With the market flooded with south American trans, it was refreshing to see a Thai TS close-by.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7165947

Cost- £125 for 45 minutes. Includes massage, sex, oral.

Extras- £10 for OWO

Comms- Very active, polite and almost instant responses to texts. Their messages increased closer to the meeting time, to the point of annoyance. Spoken communication not the best but you will get by.

Location- Right opposite to The Lexicon shopping mall in Bracknell. Parked car at the ODEON car park which is free for 3 hours. From here about a 2 minute walk to the apartment building.

Service- The usual hiding behind the door and welcome. Bella was wearing a blacked laced dress and although there were hints of masculinity, they could easily pass as a woman on the streets. They led me to a double room with the conventional set-up. Strong room freshener, tidy bed and not too shabby shower room. I had already showered before setting to meet them so excused myself on their offer to shower. They undressed me, and started with a gentle massage. Nothing to scream about but helped me relax a bit. This was followed by a long OWO session and sucking my nipples which I enjoyed. I then jumped on top and started with gentle kisses and playing with their tits. Two bags of rocks is what crossed my mind. Played with their (maybe 4-5 inch) dick a bit which was hard by now. I then enjoyed giving an oral (first time for me and surprisingly like it). We then lied next to each other with some more fondling by which time I was ready. Out comes the condom and I was on top of them. Not into being a bottom myself. We tried various positions and a few minutes down, I was done. Cleaned up, said the pleasantaries and out.

Overall, it was a reasonably good punt. Will probably return if they are back in the area in the future.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/massage/eastwood/new-janie-thai-massage/326688748

My job being full time work from home put a stop to my occasional massage treats as can’t escape during the day and weekends are tied up with family and friends stuff.

However had a bit of luck last week as was asked by daughter to collect something for her from Eastwood. Knew I wouldn’t have long to myself so googled massages in Eastwood and spotted Janies ad.
Texted her and got a quick response, made subtle enquiries about extras and was told I’d leave happy but discuss when I arrive. Arranged a time and set off on my chore with added treat.

Janie’s place is very close to Progress Road and also to another old provider (think stopped working though) - Joy a mature black lady I have reviewed in the past. Directions given and parking straightforward.

Janie works from a nice private house. On entry was shown into clean and tidy lounge where a table was set up. Janie was welcoming and friendly but limited English. Was happy with what I saw, very slim and pretty and in her leggings and wrap around blouse quite sexy to my eyes. I mentioned our text exchange and said I’d like happy ending and was told Ok with a nice smile. With hindsight I should have agreed price and service at this point but have been out of the saddle too long. Live and learn.

Undressed and lay down on massage table and waited for Janie’s return. She soon reentered room with a hot towel and wiped down my back, legs and feet (I had showered an hour or so earlier) and then covered me with a towel and started a fairly soft massage. Bit of pressing her and there before towel removed and massages continued with oil. Janie quite small and this seems to translate into the massage which was rather soft for my liking albeit relaxing.  Janie’s limited English meant no chatting which wasn’t really an issue as the gentle massage was sending me half asleep. Despite agreeing to HE there was disappointingly no CC swipes, reach unders or nudges of tackle whilst face down. This for me is often a highlight and gets me nicely ready for what’s to come.
After a while Janie left room and returned with another hot towel and wipes off excess oil and asked me to turn over. More gentle massage followed but not particularly sensual, however there were a few nudges of old chap who soon started getting a little more interested, Janie seemed to notice and asked if I wanted HE. I really wanted to see her body as suspected she had nice little boobs under her blouse. This is where not agreeing up front came back to haunt me as a bit of negotiation followed that spoilt the flow rather. Anyway little head overruled big head and I agreed to £40 for (what I thought was naked HE but just topless - pants stayed on). Janie stripped off and she had a lovely slim little body not an ounce of fat. Hard to tell age but perhaps early 30’s. Boobs were indeed lovely. Very small but with gorgeous nipples. A decent hand job followed whilst I stroked her bum and played with her boobs. The inevitable followed and Janie cleaned me up.
I was then treated to a relaxing head massage for few remaining minutes before. Final wipe down with another hot towel. No shower offered but wasn’t a problem as not too much oil used.
Little bit of small talk whilst I dressed and said goodbye. Got back to car and noticed I’d been gone  for an hour so perhaps a little short changed on time but not a biggie
A neutral for me as whilst not expecting full on raunch was hoping for a little more teasing and the massage itself wasn’t as firm as I would like. Janie herself though very pretty and pleasant and a decent location.

Once again I come unstuck with lack of planning and research. Found myself in Liverpool Street with some time to spare and feeling a little encouraged by the sun and the pretty girls in their summer outfits. Skimmed through my AW hotlist, but failed to get a response from anyone. Starting to feel the time pressure, I skimmed through AW and got an appointment with Persian Pele at short notice. Skimmed the prev reviews. Warning signs were there, but little SoapyTW got the better of me...

Links:
https://www.adultwork.com/6837500
https://www.adultwork.com/Persian+Pele

Comms: Decent. All via text. Time and price confirmed. Address promptly sent.
 
Price: 90/30m

Location: 15 min walk from Liverpool Street. 3 min from Aldgate East. Nondescript door on a quiet street. Up a few flights of stairs and into her dark and tatty flat. Not the most alluring of venues.
 
Girl: 5'5" brunette with a nice body and pretty face. Not the girl in the AW photos, nor the photos linked in earlier reviews. This girl had no tatoos. Would put her 23-25ish. Slim but with a little puppy fat (in a good way) and a nice bum. Not so sure about her breasts, they felt natural, but she wouldn't take her bra off throughout.

Service: Cash sorted out, and told to get undressed and 'get on bed bby' before she disappeared for a few min. Do as commanded and then lie there like a chump on a dark room for longer than I was comfortable with. When comes back, goes straight for the condom and pops it on my floppy cock. Decent OW to get me hard, though she's still got her dressing gown on at this point. I ask her to take it off and I get the first audible sigh of many to come. She carries on with the bj and I undo her bra that she still has on. Sharp 'no' and she stops to fasten it back up - great. Couple more secs of the BJ and then she tells me to fuck her. I tell her to get on top, and she again says 'no'. I say, okay, doggy, and she says no, you on top. haha - already regretting this. Ok, fine, me on top. Thankfully she does get a bit more responsive during sex and starts pulling me. Seems to be going well until I make the mistake of touching her hair and get another no. I think she starts realising this is getting a bit silly so she says, ok, fuck me doggy, I want you to come. Ok darling. Bend her over and start going to town. Start getting the 'come bby' requests, but I make sure I take my time. Bed is banging against the wall and making a racket. Normally I'd quieten down, but i was like fuck it. Hammered away taking advantage of her bra strap to pull her into me and enjoyed the view for a while before eventually filled up the bag. Pretty much left to do my own clean up before she left the room only to be seen again to finally let me out.

Profile states a Moroccan nationality, and her blurb talks about French Arabian / Persian. When asked, she said Brazilian. To be honest, if I had to guess, based on her good looks, shit service and miserable mood, I'd go with Romanian.

https://www.adultwork.com/7749347

Cost £100 for 30 minutes

Sometimes the best experiences are when you go in with a little trepidation - not sure if who you've hoped you'll be seeing will be some b+s bullshitter!
Mya's arse pic on her profile had caught my attention, and having asked for any information on here, the responses didn't fill me with much confidence in seeing her.
Temptation overtook me, and I ended up contacting her, fully expecting if I went to see her, to be faced with either a) a chavvy disinterested Manc or b) a foreign disinterested girl (most likely Rom) using stolen/false pictures.

Thankfully I couldn't have been further from the truth.
Communication with Mya was both efficient and understandable. Clear instructions and costs confirmed by WhatsApp and the final instructions given by a phone call once I'd parked up.

Mya is staying in a decent apartment a stones throw from Old Trafford cricket ground, and the arse picture I was perving at was taken in the very room where I'd be spending a pleasurable 30 minutes.

Fully expecting to walk if I wasn't happy with who was in front of me when the door opened, I was a little tongue tied when the door opened to her apartment.
Rarely have I met someone in this game who I would say is "stunning". Facially I would say an easy 9/10. Just beautiful and sexy with it. Dark complexion, dark eyes and dark curly hair. Body wise, she was tall with an extremely womanly (not gym fit) body. And that arse was as sexy as her picture. Natural tits which I reckon were a good C/D cup and dressed in a sexy corset and matching bra and knickers.
Make up was flawless as was the rest of her body.
Few tasteful tattoos on her (which have been filtered out of her pictures) and a few piercings including tongue and nipple.
Mya is 100% English mixed race girl from down south and the stats on her profile are accurate IMO. Age is probably correct, give or take a couple of years.

As we got the finances and introductions out of the way, I moved in for a kiss. Really nice gentle DFK which as the meet progressed, got deeper and more full on. This led to both of us shedding our clothes as we explored one another.
Me first by getting on my knees and licking her shaven pussy (tasted and smelt 100% fresh). She then reciprocated with a reversal of positions - me standing and her on her knees. Exquisite OWO which was a combination of sensual and raunchy face fucking. Onto the bed and more RO, with 2 fingers introduced as I lapped away.
Now I don't normally rim a girl but her booty was what I was there for, so gently probed her arse with my tongue and finger.
By this time I was ready to fuck, but as I reached for a rubber, she took my cock in her mouth again and nearly made me shoot my load!
Extricated my cock from her mouth just in time to calm down, and get a condom on.
First missionary which allowed more passionate kissing and then into doggy where I filled the bag.
Mya was in no rush to get me out so we spent a few minutes chatting and then helped me remove the condom with wet wipes.
Quick wash in the bathroom and I was out around 35 minutes after entering like a lovesick schoolboy.

In my 20 odd years in this hobby of ours, I can probably count on 1 hand the number of ladies who have blown me away. Mya is probably near the top of that list.
Simply amazing experience and as close to 10/10 I can give someone.
Would I return? Do bears shit in the woods??
Recommended? You can probably guess the answer from my fluffy review, but in case anyone is in any doubt, a million per cent YES!

https://www.adultwork.com/6311714

Havent reviewed for some time - but had such an annoying experience, i had to share it - so others can avoid the same fate.

agreed £800 for an overnight at my place (9am till 7am).  With French kissing, Cim and Anal - i paid her electronically

First bad point, she arrived 45 minutes late - eventually finding my place, and complaining about poor phone signal, taking a wrong turn etc etc.
Bella describes herself as 37 years old and size 8 - more like 47 years old, size 10 I would say.  Facially she is 5/10, has clearly had some eye work done, long blonde extensions and just about the worse 'Turkey teeth' you've ever seen.  (why do they do it?)

We had a drink and chatted a while before she slipped into an outfit and we had a play on the sofa.   Bella has a fit body for her age and cracking fake boobs with smooth skin, but the service she provides is mediocre to say the least.   She avoided kissing as much as possible to the point i stopped what we were doing and said 'do you not kiss?'  - she replied 'yeh of course' and kissed a little bit but no way was it what i would call proper kissing.   She went down on me, technique was ok but nothing tight, and certainly not deep so id rate her BJ 2/10.

Bella uses tactics of timewasting - d'o you have a glass of water?' - then stopping to take sips regularly, then disappearing to have an 'outfit change' - which takes her ages to put on.

I suggest we move to the bedroom.  We had a fairly prolonged 69 session, and she was clean and tasted good, but again a mediocre BJ from her interrupted by more sips of water.  Eventually she came with a shudder, and she complimented me saying 'well you know what you're doing down there dont you!'.

I suggested she climb on top of me and she hands me a condom to apply (here you do it) - again a total lack of care or interest.   I rubber up and she climbs on.  - She was not particularly tight, but the site of her smooth skin and nice boobs got me off and i exploded in the bag soon enough. 

At this point it was about 1am and we went to sleep for a bit - now naively I was expecting she might wake me up in an hour or so for another session, where perhaps the Anal and CIM would happen (which was agreed), but for the next 3 hours we must have slept on and off in between her getting up to go to the toilet and sniffing a lot.

at 5am she got up and went to the toilet again and i watched her get dressed - i said 'are you ok?'  - she said yeh, im gonna get going cos i dont have much fuel and i forgot my bank card so i want to avoid the traffic.   'i said oh.....its only 5am', she said yeh im just worried about getting home. 

So she leaves the bedroom to get some clothes from the living room, where we had previously got undressed.  I stayed in the bed expecting her to come back and have a conversation about leaving early, and thanks for the evening etc, and it was at this point I would have discussed a partial refund.

So i wait in bed for like 5 mins, i literally cannot hear anything?  Im certain she is still pottering about because i havent heard the front door click or anything.

how wrong was I

I get up and go and explore to have a conversation - SHES GONE - nowhere to be seen - so she had got up, grabbed her stuff and scarpered !!!   didnt even say goodbye

what a bitch

im a decent fair guy - and treated her well - she's arrived 45mins late and left 2 hours early ! 

I text her later saying im a fair guy - refund me £200 and we will call it quits.  She text back saying oh no thats not right and she wouldnt have done it for £600 and that we had a good night and i should be grateful -  BULLSHIT lady........

guys DO NOT BOOK THIS GIRL - she is a player and needs her phone to become a dusty ornament

Average fuck, not particular attractive, ditsy, and the worst Turkey teeth you've ever seen - plus the fact shes knocking on 50's door

oh and that she's a scamming cunt

live and learn

She’s had alot of positive reviews already, here’s another one -

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/relaxing-deep-healing-massage/1455109998

Was in the area and text li on the off chance of a booking, 10 mins later was face down on her massage table, no messing, li’s mid 60s fairly attractive ( for her age ) very friendly chinese lady.

Started off with hot oil teasing my cock and balls, only took about 5 minutes and i had to stop her before i shot my load, next 50 mins was a mix of a really great massage and some top notch teasing, finished off with an expertly delivered hand job.

£50 for the hour, bargain, hopefully back over this way soon

I'd liked the look of this girl for ages, and with a string of positive reviews I thought I'd be on to a surefire winner, but she was a disappointment.

www.adultwork.com/6974272

She's petite even by Thai standards at barely 5'0", with a cracking little body; nicely enhanced tits balanced by a shapely, womanly arse, with just enough meat around the middle to roll into that nice ridge-and-furrow pattern when she bends forward. Right up my street. I didn't find her especially attractive facially, and it didn't help when half way through, despite my protests, she tied her hair back, something I always find irritating.

It was a poor start. I paid an extra £20 for DFK which was a con, as she showed no conviction with it whatsoever. £20 was clearly not enough for her to take the chewing gum out of her gob, either. Then to the bed for RO, which was a dead loss. She wouldn't let me get going from the front at all, and when I finally flipped her on to her knees to get stuck in from the rear she presented herself so I could work my tongue into her arsehole with ease, but with her fanny barely accessible.

Then a nice, theatrical blowjob with plenty of good eye contact along the way. Whether she'd taken her gum out by now I can't remember. Some mediocre 69, where she pulled the same stunt as before; I've seen plenty of girls who've made sure their arsehole remains out of bounds, but never the other way round.

Thankfully, the sex was good. There were no issues in pinning her legs back into the classic 'heels-to-heaven' position, and I was able to give it everything I'd got. She responded with all the right noises, at one point telling me she was about to cum - yeah, right - and did that Thai thing of contorting her face into a grimace, barely able to cope with my Olympian virility. It's all for show, of course; most of her customers will be a lot younger and more vigorous than I am, and there are some big lads on that list of former suitors.

She put plenty of fizz into reverse cowgirl before showing admirable perseverance and no little skill to finish me off by hand. When she finally got me over the line she seemed genuinely delighted, as so many girls do, and it's nice when  they take pride in their work.

So all in all, good in parts, but in my view there are plenty of better girls on the circuit; not least the girl next door, in fact, because she's sharing the same Oadby flat as the well reviewed Mayya, who I'd seen earlier in the week, and who I thought first class.

Date: April 2024

Communication: by WhatsApp. Fairly quick replies.

Price: £250/hour

Location: very close to Canary Wharf. Blackwall DLR and East India DLR are the closest public stations - around 10-15 minutes walk.
I didn’t see many parking spots around - just residents bays, so that might be difficult.
Private apartment in modern building close to Raddison Blue hotel.
Clean inside, spacious enough bedroom. Fit for purpose.
Funny working shower in bathroom.

Girl: around 5’6-5’7 height, porcelain skin with some imperfections. Long, black hair. Nice, more than handful size natural breast. Huge ass. I’m not an expert and have no idea is it natural or not. Felt firm, but had a nice squeeze at the same time. On the bubble scale would say is between C and D.
Flat stomach with some scars on lower part (maybe c section, maybe something different)
Facially was ok, but not a stunner imo. Blue eyes.
The pictures on the profile are probably hers, but bit airbrushed.
She is definitely a Dutch.

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I’ve seen comments on UKP as she might be girl who used to work before (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=192716.msg2002587#msg2002587) or I thought it might be that girl - https://www.cleopatraescorts.co.uk/model/ahmeira/.
Was ready to walk if I would see any of those two, but luckily didn’t have to.


She made me wait 10 minutes. Not a good start.
Once inside was greeted by Nora with little hug and kiss on the cheek. She was wearing a matching lingerie.
Shower offered and taken.
Small talk to begin and we started kissing. Slow, sensual progressing to DFK. She had strange technique just sticking out the tongue (similar to Turkish Azra).
Anyway, played with her boobs and gave RO. Responsive, but not too loud. Didn’t came, but she was still satisfied with my efforts. Allows fingering. She was vaping when I was down there…

Then Nora start sucking me (OWO). It was sloppy, but pretty average. Not much to write about it. Wasn’t impressed with her skills.

Sex started with her on top. I lost the view of my dick lol. She can ride and kinda twerk a bit. We switched to mish with more kissing and finish with doggy. I’m not an ass man, but what a great view and feeling that was. She can take a fair pounding, but I wasn’t fucking like a pornstar. Came inside her.
CIM is definitely not on offer, but that’s said on her profile.


Enthusiastic girl, fun to play with and chat.
I might see her again as I’m often around that area and if I won’t find other option.
But to be fair it was borderline positive. Something was missing for me.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/hackney-e2/giro-front-rio---/327107171

Link above is current for same postcode, not sure if same venue as I saw as the ad has changed since.

I've also seen these pics on another VS ad in North West London under a different name.

Comms: a little ropey and weird as claimed phone broken but got there in the end and was a useful plan B facilitated by no response for an hour after last text

Venue: council flat adjacent to Shoreditch High Street station/Brick Lane.  Well done out and clean for a change.

There were two others working that day, I only eyeballed one as I left (short, black, big curves) the other also black and more slender and angling to be chosen when offered by the maid by coming out of her room topless (fair play).  I went for Ingrid as I not only very much liked what I saw but also liked the way she angled for trade by standing sideways and hiking her tshirt up over her behind.  This is how it's done.

Girl: it's her in the photos but as the saying goes, they don't do her justice.  Like, at all.  Impressively tall (like 5' 10'') and quite thicc all over.  Facially the absolute double of PC Andrea Dunbar of The Bill 20 years ago Very sultry and sexy.

Services: paid her the 80 sovs in front of the maid for some reason, who gave me a pep talk on extras.  None taken as such, but feasted myself on her modest supple naturals to some considerable approval before some brief kissing and her falling to her knees to fellate.  This was acceptable but unskiled TBH, the only letdown of the whole punt.  After that it was the gammut of doggy drilling, energetic CG and de rigeur doing her from behind stood up to finish

Would I return?

BirchPlace
https://birchplace.com › @jolene_oj...
LADY JHESSY - Trans - Liverpool

£150 for 30min

Hi I saw this girl about two weeks ago in derby. She was a plan B. I just wanted to pound her big juicy ass!!!

She looks like pics. She has a big soft juicy ass. I did notice her cock was not hard when I was banging from behind but I was only interested in her ass.  Spent time banging her doggy until I shot load.

https://birchplace.com/@user-72965
www.adultwork.com/7652337

30 minutes £120 + £30 for her to cum

So the TS fucking adventures continue. Bounnythai rolled into town this week. Venue was an apartment in Withington, M20 which seems to be another new venue for the thai touring girls

Quick comms and at the time of the meet, gave detailed instructions to the venue which proved to be accurate. It's kind of an annex at the back of a property

The door opens and a vision of loveliness is seen. Her pics are very accurate, airbrushed a bit, but one of the best looking thai ladyboys I've met. Lovely figure, she was wearing the blue set in some of her pics with a black gown over the top. She looked FAF.

Money sorted and I joined Bounny (Bunny?) on the bed for some cuddling, some light french kissing though later in the meet she seemed to be a bit reluctant with this, and some mutual fondling. She got hard pretty easily with a combination of hers and my hands and pretty soon we were in a kind of 69 position. She was a nice size, around 5-6", clean and she was nice to suck. After a few minutes I ventured further south and gave her hole a good tonguing. She suggested it was time to fuck.

Rubber on and lubed up, we did missionary first, which was great looking down at this fit looking girl while I'm fucking her arse. I leaned in for a kiss and this was the point that she started to get a bit reluctant with kissing so went to her tits which she did seem to like the attention on. Switched to doggy and she took a good pounding, I was wanking her cock at the same time, then she was getting ready to cum.

Both onto our backs wanking ourselves, Bunny came first and I swallowed the lot. Then attention on me tweaking my nipples and my balls until eventually I shot.

Nice punt, fit girl, bit expensive for the 30 minutes, but it was enjoyable

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/kat/


Phoned an hour in advance and my first choices were fully booked, but Kat was available, so took a chance.

Attractive Eastern European blonde, profile says 24, 5'6” and 34D – all believable.  She's got a small brown mark above her lip, as in the photos.

Both undressed and started lip kissing.  I asked if she uses tongues (FK isn't on her profile) and she said yes.  She kisses with a fast tongue action, not slow and sensual as I prefer, but as this was a bonus I wouldn't complain.  Then on to OWO.  Her technique is a bit limited, putting ~2 inches into her mouth and up & down.  No licking, do deeper moments.  She was beside me, so I stroked her pussy. She didn't move away, so I slowly started to slip just the tip of my finger inside, asking if it was OK, as it's not on her profile either. Gently, she said, so I did.  Then 69, so I could get my tongue deep into her pussy.

On with the mac and she got on top.  This felt good, and she bent down for more FK without asking.  After a while we switched to missionary.  This felt fabulous.  Slowly, just as I like it, she didn't try to speed me up, and continual FK.  I felt close to cumming so sped up, which she was fine with, and asked her to keep kissing till I finished.

Overall a decent session, with FK and fingering as a bonus to make it a solid positive but nothing special.

Thursday, Temptations
Total cost £240

Girls as per pics. Lexi is a famous porn star. Phoebe is hot as fuck, pretty with massive tits.

I booked 1 hour with each, with half an hour crossed over in the middle.

Really glad I got these two together. I've known Lexi for years and she had told me previously I would love Phoebe.  Lexi knows me.

Started off alone with Lexi. A little catch up and a snog and then she started doing what she does best - sucking and teasing my cock, talking filth. I didn't want to pop too early before Phoebe came in so somehow managed to cum all over her

But I managed it, then Phoebe comes in. They get on really well, loads of banter, they kissed, then Phoebe pins me down and starts snogging me. Lexi climbs aboard and rides me. Soon Phoebe rises and sits on my face. Before long, the combination has finished me off.

Still plenty of time left so I get to know Phoebe. How I have never seen her all these years is a mystery given where she's worked.

It didn't take too long to start feeling horny again so we got back down to it. Loads of DFK, OWO then I fucked her in mish too finish.

An excellent punt with two cracking girls. Really good to be back doing this in the old Sandys building.

https://www.temptationsmassage.com/detail.php?tbl_id=301


 

VALEY F.  - Edinburgh 

https://www.adultwork.com/2981486
https://www.adultwork.com/VALEY+F%2E 

comms were a nightmare, fired her a text, was asked to phone her, did, she kept waffling over the phone about her excellent service and she touring Edinburgh for a week etc etc etc , felt like those call centre customer services staff.  no address or prices  were given over the phone, she said she going to text them over, got them after 3 hours.

was quoted £100 for 30 minutes, £135 for 45 minutes and £150 for the hour. £60 for A-level.

Went for 30 minutes booking without any extras

Gaff: A mews in Edinburgh west end, nor far from a well-known cheep punting hotel.

Got there, left hanging outside for a good few minutes, while she's "getting ready for you baby"

The WG, is the one the photos but 10 years ago, a lot of saggy bits, aging signs everywhere, fake boobs and arse.
All this, still decided to proceed and stayed, I wish I didn't, maybe that older hooker look made me stay, Handed the cash and she went to stash it, few good 5 minutes been wasted going to the other room.

back to the room and she started on how important I need to be gentle and because she very delicate and she only meets VIPs.  started with oral without, which was okey considering she's an experienced hooker, didn't allow kissing or sucking them boobs.  had a bit of 69 then on with condom into sex, and yes guessed right she start barking that she very delicate, had her in doggy all the time didn't want to see that grumpy face,  pounded her for a bit, she had her hand around my cock all the time to stop me going all the way, finished in the bag and left.


Avoid this on all cost , Please save your money and don't go there 


Verdict: Shite overpriced punt with an older hooker

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/bolton-bl1/thai-hight-class-escort-sexy-07770051627-bl1/327170144 

£90 30mins in OWO

Had my eye on this one for a few months, very wary of the photos looking a bit to good to be true. I did read a review a couple of months ago which was a possitive.

Comms are not the best, it took me multiple attempts to get a booking. Eventually did and agreed a time.

On arrival messaged to say I had arrived, sat waiting 5 mins after the booking time until I got a response and house number.

Once inside I had my doubts it was the giril in the photos, nevertheless she was very attractive, let upstairs to the room.

Handed over the money and she left for 5 mins, there is only a single massage bed, which isn't ideal for FS.
Anyway she comes back to the room and strips off, around 5'2 nice slim figure, not skinny, bolt on tit's and very attractive, mid 30s I would guess. Pretty chatty and friendly girl, I thought this is going to be great.

Down hill from here, she wanted to start with a massage which I declined, I think she likes this stalling tactic. Started with some OWO which was average. I asked for 69 which she doesn't do! I then asked about RO which she did agree to which I found Strange. She positioned her legs together to prevent decent access.

Got bored with this, jonny on and started in mish, then onto CG. Really nothing to write home about and I was getting a bit bored, decided to move to doggy and finished in the bag.

Having cross referenced the tattoos from the ones on the ad, I am 99% sure it's not the same girl. She doesn't have any tattoos on her stomach, she also has 2 full sleeves. I belive she probably doesn't want her real pics advertised even without face pics her tattoos are identifying, so she's chose a close match.

Negs
Shit bed for punting
B/S although she is fit
Lack luster enthusiasm

Probably one of the fittest Thai's I've punted but the service was poor unfortunately.

Cheers
S