Weird stuff seen on a punt

[Ali Katt]

A thread for weird things you've seen on a punt.

Here are some of mine:

* A bedroom filled with cuddly toys on shelves.
* The biggest TV I've ever seen in my life.
* cats\dogs in the bedroom.
* Professionally done pictures of the escort on the walls - not that weird and more common than people think, but it was a bit disconcerting the first time I saw it.
* A third nipple - wasn't nice looked more like a skin tag.
* A previous punters dried spunk on the escort's tits in a parlour.
* A clock in every room.
* While walking to a punt a gypsy camp in a sport's field.
* A drawer which must have contained about 100 condoms.

[Waterhouse]

* A previous punters dried spunk on the escort's tits in a parlour.

[lewisjones23]

better to see than taste

[rocket88]

I one SPs gaff I saw a shelf lined with books all on the subject of Zen Buddhism...….

[Punterperson1971]

A thread for weird things you've seen on a punt.

Here are some of mine:


* The biggest TV I've ever seen.

 

[mr.bluesky]

A thread for weird things you've seen on a punt.

Here are some of mine:


* The biggest TV I've ever seen in my life.

I take it that means television not transvestite 

[threechilliman]

* A drawer which must have contained about 100 condoms.

A bag containing about 500 condoms.

[marcello]

A bag containing about 500 condoms.

They both probably have a part time job in procurement 

[Steely Dan]

I think the fully kitted dungeon in the basement.  I mean how weird was the conversation with the work men who built it? In Hayley's working house, not even a private club. ( Not criticising ... I appreciate the effort clearly!)

[Waterhouse]

I think the fully kitted dungeon in the basement.  I mean how weird was the conversation with the work men who built it? In Hayley's working house, not even a private club. ( Not criticising ... I appreciate the effort clearly!)

Would that be Haley-x-x in Hampshire? 

[Punterperson1971]

Fucking a wg in her fully kitted out dungeon on her bench.

[Jamboney]

I once saw a WG who worked from her own home. Seeing pictures on the wall of her partner and children were a bit off putting.

[MrArmagh]

a list of the punters on the bedside table, like a list of names and times like when there booked in, free slots etc.   a little off putting I guess.

tho I did visit one in a hotel a while back and on the way through reception I met a good friend at the hotel, had to make my excuse that I was passing and had to just use the bathroom so popped in. nipped to the bathroom had to go out the front door then run around to a side door and do this hole round about way to avoid my friend who was in the lobby for some meeting he was waiting on some guys.

[Happyjose]

A large collection of Golliwogs in the room

[Punterperson1971]

a list of the punters on the bedside table, like a list of names and times like when there booked in, free slots etc.   a little off putting I guess.

tho I did visit one in a hotel a while back and on the way through reception I met a good friend at the hotel, had to make my excuse that I was passing and had to just use the bathroom so popped in. nipped to the bathroom had to go out the front door then run around to a side door and do this hole round about way to avoid my friend who was in the lobby for some meeting he was waiting on some guys.

I can see which one it is from your reviews,oh wait.....! There’s none have you actually punted any since you joined in March this year.

[Steely Dan]

Would that be Haley-x-x in Hampshire? 

Yes.  See any of her reviews like this one.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=143866.0

[Waterhouse]

Yes.  See any of her reviews like this one.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=143866.0

Brilliant. 

[MrArmagh]

I can see which one it is from your reviews,oh wait.....! There’s none have you actually punted any since you joined in March this year.

to be honest I had totally forgot. I had written a bit about her here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=214972.0 in the NI Section but I was away for a few days after it and it slipped my mind.

thought it was probably a bit late to write one now as she's no longer over here.

any other one last year or years ago where already written about so never really seen the need to write anything else.  or have been them asian girls that are local to me that seem to pop up for a week and the next time you contact them they are a different girl. saying that im a bit more picky now to be honest. haven't been to a place like that in years.

[Ali Katt]

I take it that means television not transvestite 

Was a television, took up nearly the whole wall.

[Ali Katt]

A large collection of Golliwogs in the room

The irony being she doesn't see black men.

[Cum_again]

A used (and full) condom under the towel I was lying on..

Discoverd it whilst lying on my back with my ankles round my ears as I was getting the rimming of a life time....
A bit of a killer that one to be honest..
The worst hing ever to happen to me (although not on a punt) was in Ibiza once.. I dived into the pool and swam most of the length in the beautifully cool water..
As I surfaced, I felt something on my face... i pulled it off, looked at it in horri as I realised that it was a a sanitary towel.... and a very bloody sanitary towel at that...
Still makes me heave years later.

[Johnbean]

A bin full of tissues and condoms. And when I say full I mean brimming and smell of corn starch when she opened it 

[WARSZAWA16]

A used (and full) condom under the towel I was lying on..
Discoverd it whilst lying on my back with my ankles round my ears as I was getting the rimming of a life time....
A bit of a killer that one to be honest..
The worst hing ever to happen to me (although not on a punt) was in Ibiza once.. I dived into the pool and swam most of the length in the beautifully cool water..
As I surfaced, I felt something on my face... i pulled it off, looked at it in horri as I realised that it was a a sanitary towel.... and a very bloody sanitary towel at that...
Still makes me heave years later.

Yuk!

[mrdiamond77]

Saw one SP that had a large teddy bear collection.

Punted with a girl in an oriental brothel, while one of her work colleagues was vomiting in the bathroom, she was clearly hung over.

Pets in the bedroom

[hardrock89]

I saw a sp preparing for her maths exam i helped her some equations and given her some idea she called me after exam and given me free 2 hrs i still tip her 100 pound.now she is back home

[bearcat69]

Justin Bieber videos playing on a TV in the background whilst fucking (not the biggest TV I've ever seen though )
An old plant pot fulled to the brim with fag ends outside the front door of a well known brothel
An annoying (but quite cute) little dog in a little cage in the living room yapping through the entire punt
A black condom being put on my knob  
A girl with the biggest bottle of water and tiniest cup I've ever seen
What I think must've been pubes, but looked distinctly like black eye lashes in the bath tub
A hairdryer which the girl unexpectedly used to dry my hair with at the end of the punt (weird in a good way though)

I've gotten used to it now, but all the huge mirrors prossie tend to have in the flats I used to find a bit weird. There was one who had this tiny flat, but this mirror that took up the whole wall, and she spent a lot of the punt just looking at it and checking herself out. Not that I'm complaining about that though... Particularly when it dawned on me the joys of fucking a whore infront of such a mirror, I stopped finding it so weird. But I certainly found it a bit weird a first.

[WARSZAWA16]

A black condom being put on my knob  

Had that once too. When she had to change it she put a red one on me.

[Ron da Cuba]

Half a piece of toilet paper /bog roll stuck to her anus.

[hungrypunt]

a go pro pointing right at me on the shelf above. A sneaky inspection when I stood for a bj proved it was off.
I mentioned to her she may wanna put it elsewhere for the next guy. Shit punt too.

[matthew1986]

When visiting a SP in a twin hotel room, and after turning down the offer of a threesome, the other SP on the twin bed next to us chatting away on her phone as if I wasn’t there shagging her mate.

Landlady coming round and being in the front room while I was bollock naked cleaning up in the bathroom.

Parrot talking nonsense in the room, apparently didn’t like being alone.

Drug paraphernalia as I entered. Turned around and left.

[scutty brown]

A large collection of Golliwogs in the room

racism knows no bounds.....those were her pimps watching you
was she a black girl?

[freeze44]

A wg once showed me a box she had where kept all the presents punters got her...ranged from chocolates, perfume, stationary and sex wear! 

[scutty brown]

When visiting a SP in a twin hotel room, and after turning down the offer of a threesome, the other SP on the twin bed next to us chatting away on her phone as if I wasn’t there shagging her mate.

had that happen several times, even had them holding a conversation mid-fuck

[Ali Katt]

Parrot talking nonsense in the room, apparently didn’t like being alone.

"Squawk - whose got a small cock, then?" "Her boyfriend fucks better" "Whose a dirty fucker, then?" etc.

[Ali Katt]

An annoying (but quite cute) little dog in a little cage in the living room yapping through the entire punt
A black condom being put on my knob  
A girl with the biggest bottle of water and tiniest cup I've ever seen
What I think must've been pubes, but looked distinctly like black eye lashes in the bath tub
A hairdryer which the girl unexpectedly used to dry my hair with at the end of the punt (weird in a good way though)

I've gotten used to it now, but all the huge mirrors prossie tend to have in the flats I used to find a bit weird. There was one who had this tiny flat, but this mirror that took up the whole wall, and she spent a lot of the punt just looking at it and checking herself out. Not that I'm complaining about that though... Particularly when it dawned on me the joys of fucking a whore infront of such a mirror, I stopped finding it so weird. But I certainly found it a bit weird a first.

Had most of these, except the hair-dryer part, I don't normally shower at the girl's place. I've had the mirror thing the girl was pulling theatrical cum faces, that was in a parlour. Also, had the coloured condoms according to one escort site, they are "for the dickhead punters".

[the_exile]

A bin full of tissues and condoms. And when I say full I mean brimming and smell of corn starch when she opened it 

Similar thing at a walk-up, though luckily not a full bin as this was like a kitchen bin with a flip top. But the WG had obviously had a busy afternoon. Cant be squeamish doing girls at those places.

[GreyDave]

A thread for weird things you've seen on a punt.

Here are some of mine:

* A bedroom filled with cuddly toys on shelves.
* The biggest TV I've ever seen in my life.
* cats\dogs in the bedroom.
* Professionally done pictures of the escort on the walls - not that weird and more common than people think, but it was a bit disconcerting the first time I saw it.
* A third nipple - wasn't nice looked more like a skin tag.
* A previous punters dried spunk on the escort's tits in a parlour.
* A clock in every room.
* While walking to a punt a gypsy camp in a sport's field.
* A drawer which must have contained about 100 condoms.

Have you been Stalking me Ali  all of those + a strapon with condom and shite on from past punter  Did see a WG with aproper 3rd nipple once in Soho 

[Laudanum]

Half a piece of toilet paper /bog roll stuck to her anus.

I take it you didn't rim her after seeing that? 

[Ali Katt]

Have you been Stalking me Ali  all of those + a strapon with condom and shite on from past punter Did see a WG with aproper 3rd nipple once in Soho 

Not seen that. Sounds a bit grim TBH.

I also forgot to add in one parlour a sign in the bathroom paraphrased "if you pee on the toilet seat clean up". Taking the piss with that one.

[Kenaldo]

A black condom being put on my knob  

I’ve had the black condom experience and quite liked the look of it.

But the bright yellow one she produced next time really put me off! 

[scutty brown]

A black condom being put on my knob  

I’ve had the black condom experience and quite liked the look of it.

But the bright yellow one she produced next time really put me off! 

who cares what colour a condom is? Its not as if you're going to be looking at it

[HughJardon]

My Ex used to tell me, women get aroused in what they hear and men get horny with what they can see. So I remember going into a punt and seeing a skiddy pair of under crackers thrown on the floor,the skitter looked thicker than a mars bar. I got my arse out of there sharpish.

I'm sure there was a punter once who found a Hoes husband hiding in the cupboard and also tales of a samurai sword under a bed. I'l try and search for the links

[tynetunnel]

My Ex used to tell me, women get aroused in what they hear and men get horny with what they can see. So I remember going into a punt and seeing a skiddy pair of under crackers thrown on the floor,the skitter looked thicker than a mars bar. I got my arse out of there sharpish.

I'm sure there was a punter once who found a Hoes husband hiding in the cupboard and also tales of a samurai sword under a bed. I'l try and search for the links

Yeah, i believe that. Normally it’s the sound of something being unzipped

a wallet! 

[GreyDave]

A black condom being put on my knob  

I’ve had the black condom experience and quite liked the look of it.

But the bright yellow one she produced next time really put me off! 

Did the black one taste of licqureic and the other Bannana?

[GreyDave]

My Ex used to tell me, women get aroused in what they hear and men get horny with what they can see. So I remember going into a punt and seeing a skiddy pair of under crackers thrown on the floor,the skitter looked thicker than a mars bar. I got my arse out of there sharpish.

I'm sure there was a punter once who found a Hoes husband hiding in the cupboard and also tales of a samurai sword under a bed. I'l try and search for the links

I remember that story I think it involved a guy dressed as Superman in the wardrobe too .....It was in the Sport so must of been true 

[Ali Katt]

This thread has become comedy gold.

[flybynightpm]

Saying hello to grandma in the lounge as I was being led upstairs...who was watching daytime tv.... think it was loose women, lol.

[Mil 34]

A turd floating in the toilet, when I used the bathroom to shower.
Didn’t enjoy the punt at all after that

[uncle jessie]

At a punt about 20 years ago,visiting a WG who (at the time was rare ) offered Anal,eagerly planning on banging her backdoor.On arrival I went to her bathroom to freshen up and went to take a piss ...  and floating in the toilet bowl was a condom so covered in shit you would have thought it had been dipped in a jar of nutella  . Hence the punt got rapidly turned into a 15 minute quicky involving a tit fuck blowing a big load over her face and in her hair  .Oh I wish I could still produce loads like that.You young un's make the most of it because mother nature is cruel and it wont last forever .

[bearcat69]

who cares what colour a condom is? Its not as if you're going to be looking at it

Well, as it happens, I was getting OW from the WG at the time, so I was looking at it. Eating a big stick of liquorice was a thought that did pop into my mind oddly enough. Also kinda reminded me of leather jackets for some reason. The whole thing wasn't really helped by the issue of me expecting OWO instead of OW, and her duo partner blabbering on about if I'd like to eat her black boyfriends (he wasn't there BTW) cum out of her ass whilst I was trying to rim her. So, all round an odd experience really.

Funnily enough, I have had chocolate colour condoms on my knob before, have often used them along with red or yellow or pink or even blue ones, particularly in my private as a bit of fun with the missus. Never really stuck out as weird to me before. But, for some odd reason, that particular condom does stick out in my mind as a bit weird. What was also weird about it was that when I got home it left a kinda black stain on my knob that took a few days to wash off completely. So, yeah, definitely was weird to me.