External Link/Members Only I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Look at the stunning pictures and price and I should have listened to my gut feelings. Nonetheless made the call and some lady with decent English and a polite tone booked me in.
Found the address ( somewhere in Hiter Green area) knocked on the door. So far so good.
Door opens. Standard hiding behind the door situation. Step in and first thing I notice - why is it so dark in here when it is bright and sunny outside.
Turn around to see her and even in the darkness I realise that this is clearly not the person on the pictures. At least 4 dress sizes bigger and bloody ugly. Ask a single question " Do you speak any English?"
She opens her mouth and barely speaks a word.
I turn around open the door and just walk out. Not a single word more said from me
I know a trap when you see one
Avoid like the plague!