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Offline ipaybyvisa

There have been a few threads on worst/face profiles. What about the classy looking plum mouthed girls like NewIndependent?

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Who would be your pick?

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There have been a few threads on worst/face profiles. What about the classy looking plum mouthed girls like NewIndependent?

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Who would be your pick?

Her skirt's up by her knickers - very classy :sarcastic:

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Good looking woman. but I fucking hate selfies and shots that belong on Facebook.

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Her skirt's up by her knickers - very classy :sarcastic:

Nothing wrong with that CTG, in fact in should be made mandatory  :cool:
Unless she's got the legs of a front row forward that is.

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

Good looking woman. but I fucking hate selfies and shots that belong on Facebook.

and £400 an hour

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Nothing wrong with that CTG, in fact in should be made mandatory  :cool:
Unless she's got the legs of a front row forward that is.

Should be passed in law that...

tcm

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Should be passed in law that...

While we're passing arbitrary laws, can we do away with £400 an hour? £100 seems like a reasonable maximum charge.


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Well, I guess that's what passes for classy in Blackburn...  :rolleyes:

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Well, I guess that's what passes for classy in Blackburn...  :rolleyes:
I bet she's had a few black burns - what does that even mean?

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Just has to be:

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Classy name too!

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I think there is a song about holes in Lancashire

meanwhile some more thoughts
1 We already have a great thread for worst escort pictures
2 Was the OP touting
3 Or was it ironic?

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I think there is a song about holes in Lancashire

meanwhile some more thoughts
1 We already have a great thread for worst escort pictures
2 Was the OP touting
3 Or was it ironic?
I think he just likes the picture and the girl.

Offline webpunter

£400 ph!!! WTF
Some good photos on the movies section - click on the words rather than the picture for expanded version
Might be tempted @ £100 for 15 mins
Spend a good hour wanking before departing - building up a head of steam
Then a quick rub in the motor on the way there
Would want to make sure its 'thunderbirds are go'

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Would want to make sure its 'thunderbirds are go'
But only if she's giving brains

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Just seen her PG prices £25 pd  :scare: The more expensive PG price per day price I have seen on AW    :thumbsdown:

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Just seen her PG prices £25 pd  :scare: The more expensive PG price per day price I have seen on AW    :thumbsdown:
I could get a blowie for that

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I could get a blowie for that

Or a months membership to a quality porn site.

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Or a months membership to a quality porn site.
Yep. Just make sure you cancel after a month, many have been caught out by recurring charges.

Offline webpunter

Or a months membership to a quality porn site.
You're having a giraffe
So much free porn out there
Goggle 'parispornmovies' or 'sfico' for starters

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But only if she's giving brains
Goggled it - but still none the wiser.  I'm still like the great INXS song 'mystify me'

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Goggled it - but still none the wiser.  I'm still like the great INXS song 'mystify me'
Brains (or giving brains) is a slang term for giving head.

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You're having a giraffe
So much free porn out there
Goggle 'parispornmovies' or 'sfico' for starters
Only if he's into bestiality.

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Brains (or giving brains) is a slang term for giving head.
Err - i now get the idea.  There's me searching goggle starting with T-Bird stuff.  What a tosspot i am  :dash:

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Err - i now get the idea.  There's me searching goggle starting with T-Bird stuff.  What a tosspot i am  :dash:

And me  :D

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Offline mattylondon

There have been a few threads on worst/face profiles. What about the classy looking plum mouthed girls like NewIndependent?

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Who would be your pick?
The plummy mouth and nice clothes are all for show. If she was really posh, I doubt she'd be whoring her arse on AW. Prostitutes aren't what I'd consider classy people and the act is hardly classy is it? Think about it!  :D

I've seen videos of her with big black cocks showed right down her throat till she gags and more than a few of her being fucked outdoors and in hotels, without rubbers. And she charges you a mint to watch them. Clever girl.

She's just another prossie at the end of the day. Don't be misled by her marketing nonsense or price structure.  :hi:
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 :lol: More gags than Jimmy Carr and you'd need to be a Jimmy to buy her a car.

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You're having a giraffe
So much free porn out there
Goggle 'parispornmovies' or 'sfico' for starters

I never pay for porn.


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Well I think she looks absolutely gorgeous. I reckon if I was in the market for a £400/hour girl and didn't care she pretty much didn't do anything then she would be the one for me.

My guess is her escorting feedback is from cammers who are invited to share a little fantasy with her and pretend they fucked her.

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My guess is her escorting feedback is from cammers who are invited to share a little fantasy with her and pretend they fucked her.

they belong in the cunts or wanker of the week threads.

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This lady must be classy, as it says so right at the top of her profile. Both her profile name and pic on her profile back up that she's a cut above your average escort in the class stakes.

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This lady must be classy, as it says so right at the top of her profile. Both her profile name and pic on her profile back up that she's a cut above your average escort in the class stakes.

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another of the same ilk at £250 an hour

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This lady must be classy, as it says so right at the top of her profile. Both her profile name and pic on her profile back up that she's a cut above your average escort in the class stakes.

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It looks as though all you get for your money is a tray of Kentucky Fried Chicken nicely presented on a bed of lettuce.  I think she meant baking rather than bukkake  :lol:

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If by 'classy' you mean 'glamorous', I can't help thinking that these two
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