There seems to be very little information on New Zealand, so I thought while I was over there I’d try and find out what’s available. This may end up a little long. I’lll try and convert but if I miss one, £1 = $2 NZD
There is so little info I ended up taking a lot of it from this post elsewhere (if we don’t link it here let me know and I’ll edit it out, I should have enough of my own stuff by the end).
External Link/Members OnlySo everything is legal over there. I hear there are brothels but I only visited south island, and frankly there aren’t that many people there and the cities aren’t massive so I never visited one. There are a couple of escort sites, I used this one.
External Link/Members OnlyThere is an associated review site called Adult Forum but they allow the girls on there and as far as I could tell it was all adverts or fluffy useless reviews. Case in point I decided to go for this to begin with.
External Link/Members OnlyComms were good, I went for an hour at $220, so £110 which is cheap for an hour. Well, you get what you pay for sometimes, this was bad. Comms were good, arrived at their house. Bit chunkier than pics but fairly accurate. Service was terrible. Imagine if you sat someone down to watch how a porn star talks for the first time, then do that in real life. Oh yeah you fancy some kissing? Oh yeah you want me to suck me off? Just awful, couldn't wait to get out of there. I think they thought they were being sexy but they failed miserably. For reference all blowjobs are covered, it’s a thing for all service providers so be prepared.
So next up I decided to try a massage in Christchurch. There are a few places in the city, I walked into Le Tian. Nothing downstairs, go up and there is a pretty 30-odd year old there. I ask for an hour. I think the sign said $80 but don’t hold me to it. Lots of signs saying pay before massage, that didn’t happen. Girls name is Cora. Asks me to strip and go face down. Now I’m not entirely sure how this works, so leave boxers on. Comes in, laughs and immediately takes off boxers. Okay then, message received and understood. Usual massage stuff, I have arms folded near head and she makes sure to brush them with legs all the time. Massage is pretty good, not much teasing though (so no CC swipes or anything like that). After a bit whispers in ear, hand job $150 and sex $200. I say hand job as legit not sure how much cash I’ve got. Turns over and jesus christ this body is incredible. Starts straddling me and licking nipples and chest. Completely naked. Pull her in and say I’d like an upgrade to full service, she is more than happy. Rides me like her life depended on it, really getting into it. End up popping in the bag. One of the better experiences I’ve had, and all for £100.
I had been trying Seeking before and during trip. There are very very few people on in the south island. I have better luck later but not for this part of the trip. I was mostly thinking it was a waste of time but it did get better. Not sure I’d recommend it here, it’s a lot of work and it is way easier to get something via other sources.
Queenstown next. Nothing on the NZ Girls site that tickles my fancy.. I find an agency called Bonton.
External Link/Members OnlyOoof, it’s expensive. One hour is $750, plus $50 for an outcall (which is all they do, so you would have thought they would just add it to the price). Decided I’m probably only going to be here once, so decide to send an email and ask who is free. Go for Taylor, as she looks paper thin and not had that in a while. Call to confirm, end up with two hours. Yes, that’s around £750.
Was it worth it? Well, circumstances meant the answer was a big fat yes. It was sunny, the place I was staying in had a big balcony overlooking the lake/sea and the girl looked better in the flesh than the pictures. Payment via credit card (I don’t need to hide statements and it’s all legal, but they take cash as well). Talked for a bit (actually from NZ) and then…we never got up to the bed. Sofa, other sofa, balcony. Sun beaming down with a gorgeous view in multiple ways. DFK, I don’t like anal so didn’t ask, multiple positions. The only negative was the covered blow job but that’s just a thing over here. Absolutely fucking amazing. I mean ultimately I don’t think anything is worth paying £750 for but damn this was as close as you could get to justifying it.
Next up Dunedin, and managed to have some luck with a lady off Seeking. Ended up agreeing $600, and while £300 is a little more than I usually pay I I don’t mind paying a little extra for Seeking if they are good, and more a GFE. This was exactly that. Turns out she was just horny as hell. Didn’t want to meet for coffee, just came to hotel. Turns out husband dropped off and picked up. Well, not for me to judge. She even bought snacks and wine over, which is a first. No condom on the blowjob this time, attractive 30 year old and just horny as shit. Went for a couple of times over say three hours.
Back in Christchurch. Now there is a lady from Bonton called Megan who works in Christchurch normally, so my choice was book that as a sure thing or see if any of my Seeking contacts come through. This is where the agency lady saves me quite a few quid. I’m really struggling to try and pin a time down, they just refuse to confirm. When I ask for a time when they will arrive, I get a single word reply. They? I’m sorry, if you are running a business you never respond with a single word reply, I ain’t got time for that shit. Say I’ll go elsewhere. Suddenly get a very apologetic email but I’ve already blocked the number so well done, you just lost business. Maybe communicate better next time.
So it’s off to Le Tian again. Walk up hoping to see the same girl, instead there is a much older lady there. Oh well, decide to go for another massage. The massage is a lot better, but the rest isn’t great. Says $120 for a happy ending, but she is constantly shouting through the door at people and looking at the clock. Sounds like an endless parade of people either seeing or booking Cora (who I saw last time). I mean the value was great and the massage was good. Once again getting what I paid for.
One of my Seeking contacts comes through. So I have a shower then off to meet them down a bar. Tell me in advance they have to be off by a certain time, so no problem. Get on fine over drinks, so back to my place. Again civvie doesn’t need a condom for the blowjob, and again it’s just a horny (in this case younger) girl who wants to get laid. I could have haggled but just gave them $600 again, it was multiple times over a few hours.
Well, that was longer than I thought. To sum up, the massage parlours (if you can find a non-legit one) offers best bang for buck by a mile. Seeking is the usual crapshoot but I got lucky a few times.
Full marks if you managed to get through that wall of text.
