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Tl;dr - Somewhat attractive girl. Terrible at sex.
I'm not sure how this WG has achieved so many positive reviews on both here and her AW profile, because judging from her performance today she was one of the worst experiences I've had sex wise. Either she was having an off day, or people need to seriously stop white knighting for these wamen, even if they are relatively attractive. I apologise for my lack of reviews on here, this is the first WG I've seen in a long while which makes it even worse in terms of disappointment.
I was meant to see BUSTY_Natalie x earlier but for some reason she seemed to be messing around with her comms, I'd made it to Hatfield and she pretty much cancelled on me as I got to her door. I should have called it a day at this point, but sometimes the general wants what he wants. I fired up AW again on the mobile app, and noted that 'Kimmy' was also available in Hatfield - managed to contact her receptionist (Kimmy's english is non-existent) and was given the coordinates for the rendezvous. The usual Hatfield apartments above Lidl, if you are desperate enough you will also get to enjoy pegging it up 4 flights of stairs in a building with no lift.
Onto the usual malarkey of knocking, the Houdini act behind the door, the follow into the dimly lit bedroom. This is definitely where i should have bolted. I'm not expecting someone with zero english to recite me a passage of Romeo and Juliet whilst gazing longingly into my eyes, but Kimmy decided that it would be appropriate - to stand awkwardly, staring down into her phone like a pre-pubescent teenage girl at a house party with no alcohol. It almost seemed as though she had other punters lined up right behind me, not the feeling you want when paying good money. She proceeded to mumble something about how long you want, and like an idiot I handed over the money which she of course squirrelled away into the hooker vault that must be in the living room.
I quickly used her bathroom to freshen up, and came out to Kimmy ready for me on the edge of the bed. She has a decent enough body, not really packing any lumber to speak of but very much out of shape - this woman has never seen the inside of a gym. In terms of the the bust department, two bee stings or fried eggs. In terms of the rear - somewhat shapely but not at all toned. You can read the other reviews for a full itemised breakdown, but to reiterate she has a nice attractive asian/Siberian face with very smooth skin if thats the thing you're into.
Onto the 'performance'. I was at first optimistic, sitting on the side of the bed with Kimmy lubing up the old boy and slipping it into her mouth OWO, a nice attempt but nothing to write home about. I'm not really that fond of BJ's as they never get me anywhere fast, but she did somewhat of an acceptable job to get me going (not deep at all). After 5 mins of this she destroyed my sexual immersion irretrievably. "You want sex?" she questioned me, in a similar fashion to a checkout girl at Tesco offering "do you need help with your packing?". Robotic, callous, completely tone deaf. It was at this point i realised that she definitely should not be doing this job, a redundancy is truly in order.
I reluctantly shimmied myself back onto the bed which had about as much resistance to offer as a kid's bouncy castle which had been popped. With a face of complete robotic indifference, she wrapped me up, and lowered herself onto me CG - doing her best to keep her torso away from mine as she pathetically 'bounced' up and down. Not to sit here blowing my own trumpet by I am in my early 30s, with a 6-pack/toned physique - yet she still was not able to muster even the slightest hint of enjoyment or desire. No Oscar nominations for Kimmy anytime soon.
Despite the 'enjoys' list available - there was absolutely no chance of FK - why I chose to scrub up beforehand I will never know. She didn't seem to enjoy any attempt of mine to play with her body whilst she unconvincingly 'rode' my cock. I can't even be bothered to give much detail at this point, we mechanically and without a hint of chemistry went through the motions in terms of positions. Doggy, and mish followed. She was utterly shit - I just wanted it to be over.
As a final testament to this piteous ordeal - I wasn't even able to shoot into the rubber. I knew in my mind that it wasn't going to happen - no chance with this robot. 2 mins of mish and I climbed off her, pulled the johnny off, tossed it to one side and started to get my clothing on. She surprisingly gave me a puzzled look at this stage, probably internally wondering why I was finished without even shooting my load, but I was past caring. "Get me out of this shithole" was all that was on my mind alongside "what a fucking waste of money".
This is no attack on her personally, she is probably a great girl. But do not be fooled, she has no desire to do this job - if you're like me and can only get your jollies off in the knowledge that the other person is somewhat keen - even if only for pretend - you will be massively disappointed. I will NOT be returning for more.
