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Offline Littlefoot

Is it possible to start a petition to get him reinstated?

He's promised us he coming back... So be on your guard for Walsall newbies on here. He may include either King or Walsall in his nic.  :crazy: If not just keep em peeled for a for a Walsall newbie who is unable to string together two lucid sentences. I have a feeling he will be easy to detect.  :lol:

Offline Neromatrix

He's promised us he coming back... So be on your guard for Walsall newbies on here. He may include either King or Walsall in his nic.  :crazy: If not just keep em peeled for a for a Walsall newbie who is unable to string together two lucid sentences. I have a feeling he will be easy to detect.  :lol:

 :drinks:

Offline oldmanking

 :scare: Oh behold... The King is dead... Long live the NEW King, before teatime....  ;)

Offline Juankerr

Daft cunt thinks he is Benjamin Button!

Probably best he was banned because at the rate he was decreasing in age on this thread he would have been back in his old man's ball sack within a few pages.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Online scutty brown

Is it possible to start a petition to get him reinstated?

I believe its been done before for Tarzan....

Offline Rangers54

You'll know he's back cause he is the king of walsall :crazy: he'll be offering people out in the saddlers centre in his shell suit and Burberry cap  :manhater:


Offline EYEPUNT

« Last Edit: May 31, 2019, 07:02:19 am by EYEPUNT »

Offline DaveR

I am wanting furiously for him to come back 😂

Offline sensualencounter

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=244907.0

Check out reply #29 by Admin

Cheers  :drinks: I just didn’t want to duplicate things unnecessarily, albeit now you more are around the workload for admin must have reduced considerably. Thanks to you all!

Offline pbrown355

Id sign the petition.i was just starting to enjoy reading.plus are we all organising a trip to the cinema. because it sounds like so much fun.also I don't now wot you lotwere making so much fus abowt with his gramma.

Offline oldmanking

Id sign the petition.i was just starting to enjoy reading.plus are we all organising a trip to the cinema. because it sounds like so much fun.also I don't now wot you lotwere making so much fus abowt with his gramma.

I didn't realise he'd taken his gramma with him? Bet she got a surprise...??  :scare:

Online scutty brown

I am wanking furiously for him to come back 😂

corrected your typo for you

Offline Jumping Jack Flash

The twat accused us of only being able to get it by paying for it. Ironic from a now former member with 3 reviews.


Offline Neromatrix

The twat accused us of only being able to get it by paying for it. Ironic from a now former member with 3 reviews.

+1

Offline dog999

Probably quite a few of us reported the retard... although the comparison to retards is insulting to them.  :hi:
Err, that's what I thought. Nothing wrong with retards, just means your a bit slow on the uptake. :hi:

Online scutty brown

It's a prediction not a threat you muppet.jog on off my thread.or snitch you idiot.

"jog on"........I've only ever seen that phrase used on this forum and UKE, and always by twats who get themselves banned. I can't help but wonder if its the same dickhead each time

Offline Villain79

Back to Angel n sinners just seen on fab there's a stunner saying she's going tomoz between 2 and 5 for those that use the place

Offline Villain79

Sorry read it wrong says 13th

Offline Neromatrix

Back to Angel n sinners just seen on fab there's a stunner saying she's going tomoz between 2 and 5 for those that use the place

Any pics?

Online fredhiggins

Back to Angel n sinners just seen on fab there's a stunner saying she's going tomoz between 2 and 5 for those that use the place

who is the fabs person? - can you give their name?

Offline Bonkers123

Is it possible to start a petition to get him reinstated?

Only after his visit to the cinema part II

Offline gavp1984

Back to Angel n sinners just seen on fab there's a stunner saying she's going tomoz between 2 and 5 for those that use the place

Have you been before? I saw on Fab that there was someone going there today who sounded very appealing. I was literally down the road, checked fab and she was on a break for an hour. I was gutted as I hadn't got time to hang around.
I'm very interested in going when there's someone from fab having a gangbang. Something very sordid about it  :rolleyes:

Online mr.bluesky

His reading age is probably 12 years old
Writing age is definitely lower.
What a plonker

And his IQ even lower than that .

Offline ronthebrummie

Can say that yesterday had some good fun in there.

Offline Neromatrix

Can say that yesterday had some good fun in there.

Thanks for your insightful comment

Online mr.bluesky

Can say that yesterday had some good fun in there.

Fantastic !  Care to elaborate or do we have to guess what went on  :dash:

Offline ronthebrummie

Owner doesn't like people quoting on Internet sites, so use your imagination.

What I do find strange is blokes in back row all playing with each other, and a soon as a couple walk in they're straight?

Online mr.bluesky

Owner doesn't like people quoting on Internet sites,



Which you have just done (twice)  :dash:

Offline Neromatrix

Owner doesn't like people quoting on Internet sites, so use your imagination.

What I do find strange is blokes in back row all playing with each other, and a soon as a couple walk in they're straight?

Ever heard of bi sexual?

Online scutty brown


Offline Samurai Jack

After reading this thread I decided to make a visit to the Cinema over the weekend, I had no idea it existed before this had been posted. Having not been to an Adult Cinema before I read a couple of articles on first timer visits and what to expect. A couple of articles seemed to believe that where you decided to sit was code to anyone else in the Cinema as to if you was looking to do whilst in there.

When I walked in I panicked, it was really dark and I could not see anything after the first 2 rows, so I sat down in the front row. I had no intention of joining in with any of the other Men in there and was hoping I would be left alone,which I was. For the first 15 minutes I wasn't relaxed at all, I was questioning what the hell I was doing in there and didn't feel the slightest bit aroused. But then I started to relax and the little fella was getting turned on. Sitting in the front row meant that people walking into the Cinema could see me clearly as I was closet to the screen, so I sat there debating if I should start to masturbate or not.

It was at this point I could hear noises coming from the back of the room so I guessed other people in there were doing what ever they were doing to get themselves off. So I put my hand down my shorts and had a little play, It didn't take long before I was really enjoying myself, so I pulled my shorts down and started to really get myself fired up. I have always known I am a bit of an Exhibitionist, and the thought that people walking in could see me wanking only heightened the experience even more.

What followed was nearly an hour and a half of me riding a wave of pleasure, my normal thing when I watch porn at home starts with me telling myself that I am going to spend at least half an hour edging before shooting my load. That always never happens, I last for 10 to 15 minutes and it's all over. I glanced at the clock on the wall and thought I had better make a move. As daft as this might sound my first thought was, I will go home and shoot my load or pop into the toilet before I leave and do it in there. I had got some tissues in my pocket and I think I had reached a point where I needed to pop before I left. But didn't know what I should do with the spunky tissues after I was done, I could see some bins by the door, Do I drop it in there ? Take it with me ? In the end I popped into the loo had a pee and flushed it away and gave my hands a wash.

As someone who does very little punting, I am more of a Massage and HR Guy than Full Sex,  I could see me making regular visits to Cinemas like this. But is there anything else I should be made aware of ? Do people get fully naked in there ? Would I be advised to wipe down where I want to sit before placing my ass in a possible pool of Jizz or Juice ?

And could/should I have dropped my Spunky tissue in the bin ...  :unknown:

Offline winkywanky

Two questions:

Did you have to peel yourself off the seat when you got up to go (from the previous incumbent)?

Did you actually notice any women in there at all, or were you just wanking in the presence of a bunch of other guys?

Offline winkywanky

PS my use of the word incumbent wasn't meant to be loaded in any way!  :D

Offline Dick N Tits

Did you notice a guy behind you with a paper Burger King crown on shouting "King of Walsall Ma! King of fucking Walsall!" by any chance?

Offline Rangers54

After reading this thread I decided to make a visit to the Cinema over the weekend, I had no idea it existed before this had been posted. Having not been to an Adult Cinema before I read a couple of articles on first timer visits and what to expect. A couple of articles seemed to believe that where you decided to sit was code to anyone else in the Cinema as to if you was looking to do whilst in there.

When I walked in I panicked, it was really dark and I could not see anything after the first 2 rows, so I sat down in the front row. I had no intention of joining in with any of the other Men in there and was hoping I would be left alone,which I was. For the first 15 minutes I wasn't relaxed at all, I was questioning what the hell I was doing in there and didn't feel the slightest bit aroused. But then I started to relax and the little fella was getting turned on. Sitting in the front row meant that people walking into the Cinema could see me clearly as I was closet to the screen, so I sat there debating if I should start to masturbate or not.

It was at this point I could hear noises coming from the back of the room so I guessed other people in there were doing what ever they were doing to get themselves off. So I put my hand down my shorts and had a little play, It didn't take long before I was really enjoying myself, so I pulled my shorts down and started to really get myself fired up. I have always known I am a bit of an Exhibitionist, and the thought that people walking in could see me wanking only heightened the experience even more.

What followed was nearly an hour and a half of me riding a wave of pleasure, my normal thing when I watch porn at home starts with me telling myself that I am going to spend at least half an hour edging before shooting my load. That always never happens, I last for 10 to 15 minutes and it's all over. I glanced at the clock on the wall and thought I had better make a move. As daft as this might sound my first thought was, I will go home and shoot my load or pop into the toilet before I leave and do it in there. I had got some tissues in my pocket and I think I had reached a point where I needed to pop before I left. But didn't know what I should do with the spunky tissues after I was done, I could see some bins by the door, Do I drop it in there ? Take it with me ? In the end I popped into the loo had a pee and flushed it away and gave my hands a wash.

As someone who does very little punting, I am more of a Massage and HR Guy than Full Sex,  I could see me making regular visits to Cinemas like this. But is there anything else I should be made aware of ? Do people get fully naked in there ? Would I be advised to wipe down where I want to sit before placing my ass in a possible pool of Jizz or Juice ?

And could/should I have dropped my Spunky tissue in the bin ...  :unknown:

The bins are for your empty popcorn bucket. was this at the showcase cinema at junction 10. Was you watching Rocketman

Online mr.bluesky







As someone who does very little punting, I am more of a Massage and HR Guy than Full Sex,  I could see me making regular visits to Cinemas like this. But is there anything else I should be made aware of ?



You should be aware of the bloke sitting behind you spunking on the back of your jacket.  :scare:

Offline winkywanky

...or, depending on the trajectory, squirting his special sauce all over your popcorn.

Online scutty brown

Don't wear suede shoes
Or sandals

Offline hairymonster

 :unknown:

 Do yourself a favour and come out of the closet. Ive been in there and left quicker than quick.

Offline antony8821

they way you have typed that out it looks like you are still in there jerking off.

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:  :lol: :lol: :lol: :sarcastic: :sarcastic: