What have you actually got out of punting?

[SlamBoy]

I was thinking about this today, and I was surprised at how many great things I could think of that I have got out of punting:

1.  I've slept with women, some of whom were more beautiful than the wives and girlfriends of rock stars I would lust after as a teenager.

2.  I've slept with a variety of women that would never have otherwise been available to me:

     (a) young (18), and old (70) - and everything in-between;
     (b) tall (over six feet), and short (under 5 feet) - and everything in-between;
     (c) from around the globe - Telford to Tehran (and the rest of the alphabet);
     (d) nice girls and complete bitches;
     (e) milky white redheads - to burnished black girls;
     (f) waifs and BBWs.

3.  I've realised that great sex is not just dependent on looks;

4.  I've realised that sexual chemistry is a mysterious beast and shows up in the most unlikely pairings;

5.  I've realised that I thought I had a type, but that type is not necessarily what works for me;

6.  I've met some great girls, some of whom I have now been friends with outside of punting for nearly a couple of decades;

7.  I've gathered quite a few great anecdotal war-stories due to punting antics.

8.  Some of the most impressive and inspiring women I've met have been WGs.

I'd be curious to hear yours.

[houseboot]

"slept"? 

[SlamBoy]

"slept"? 

I think you know what that means, and no further explanation is needed from me or anyone else.

[B4bcock]

My OH doesn't know it, but my punting has almost certainly saved our relationship.

[unclepokey]

My OH doesn't know it, but my punting has almost certainly saved our relationship.

  Oh too right there matey. Saved my mind completely.

[Charliehutton]

My OH doesn't know it, but my punting has almost certainly saved our relationship.

A very, very interesting point, B4c, which may warrant being the subject of an entirely new thread.

[ShadowProclamation]

1) To overcome shyness and increase my confidence. I would go so far as to say that the high wire aspect of it has helped me in job interviews. Both are unpredictable. Both can have a disappointing outcome. Both can also have a great pay off.


2) The ultimate escapism. For an hour, I can become an alter ego. Making my fantasies real.


3) Satisfying my curiosity about sexual activities I might never have done in real life. Achieving fetish fulfilment.

[brandonpete]

What have I got out of punting?.... to answer I have to say for adrenaline rush some people... Bungee jump.white water raft..for excitement some people gamble,take drugs..for fun and recreation some people drink or are a complete sports fan.....For all of these ,adrenaline rush,excitement,fun and recreation.. I punt.   
For me the act of ejaculation is a side issue...after nearly 40 yrs of punting I've had some better wanks than some of the punts...even when I've had a horrific time,I've got into my car and had a laugh..punting for me is the experience...sometimes I've come away thinking what a dog,or wobbly legged,or "thank fuck I got out safely",or what a waste of money...but all in all the experience is what I've got/get out of punting!

[s0whatsnew?]

I've gained confidence in my own judgements, the experience that 'normal' morality is just rubbish that i really don't need to respect.  That in turn expands my thinking in other areas like politics and philosophy.

As others have said, i've met some some really beautiful people (who just happen to be women!) whom i would love to have as a friend or SO.

And also as others, some seriously bad experiences which add to my appreciation of life.

The list is almost endless.   

[Bonker]

Fuck all

[daviemac]

Sex whenever I fancy with whoever I fancy indulging with.

[Colston36]

I have done extreme things and had mini-orgies I would never have experienced otherwise - let alone at my age (didn't start seriously till 78). Met and become friendly with some interesting women.

[mr.bluesky]

What have I got out of punting- a deflated bank balance but on the whole more good punts than bad and every now and then the chance to have sex with a beautiful woman who would be normally be way out of my league 

[poundstock]

To legally satisfy my never-ending lust for the female body. And meet interesting, amusing and intelligent women.

[GreyDave]

What have I got out of punting?.... to answer I have to say for adrenaline rush some people... Bungee jump.white water raft..for excitement some people gamble,take drugs..for fun and recreation some people drink or are a complete sports fan.....For all of these ,adrenaline rush,excitement,fun and recreation.. I punt.   
For me the act of ejaculation is a side issue...after nearly 40 yrs of punting I've had some better wanks than some of the punts...even when I've had a horrific time,I've got into my car and had a laugh..punting for me is the experience...sometimes I've come away thinking what a dog,or wobbly legged,or "thank fuck I got out safely",or what a waste of money...but all in all the experience is what I've got/get out of punting!

Spot on for me too and I think B4c `s comment about helping in long term realtionships it can help

[Charliehutton]

I wouldn't underestimate the health benefits either, especially for us old 'uns. It's a good cardio-vascular workout, an incentive to keep reasonably fit, go easy on the booze - the night before, at least - and a good punt gives an overall feeling of well-being that you don't get watching another episode of 'Bargain Hunt'.

[FlaccidChimp]

orgasms and cumming go without saying...
0) I stay sane

1) Tick off my list of sexual things to do that I saw in porn.

2) Sleep with a variety of women of all different ethnicities, appearances, and body types.

3) discover fetishes and sexual acts I never knew I was into.

4) delved into the sexual underworld which was interesting for the experience. I was with a SP once when a guy called asking her to take a dump on his face. That was hilarious.

5) I've met some interesting people

6) I got to help a few girls through college lol.

7) I discovered massages xD

[freeze44]

Looked at this in a different way as was thinking what my pre-punting life was like:

1) Average sexual life and experiences (punting has given a huge variety and defined what I like)

2) Watched a lot of porn and visit strip clubs ( now I hardly do either)

3) Was often frustrated sexually (now hardly ever)

4) wanked a lot ( now hardly ever)

5) Had boring times where not a lot to do apart from standard hobbies ( punting has made life much more exciting)

6) Would see women I fancied as sex objects (Still do but punting has made me more aware of how women are and made them more interesting as people)

[Flunt]

Despite my whining, I've had some great adventures and can smile about the better memories. Despite the ever increasing cost, it has saved my sanity in the pursuit of pussy. Instead of spending hours groveling on dating websites in the hope of getting a date and a bit of action, I could head over to AW and see who I fancied. Spend some time on a Saturday afternoon with some desirable, young pro$$ie and the evening in good company with a few beers and the smell of pussy still lingering in the mind.

[niftyfiftydave]

What have I got out of punting?.... to answer I have to say for adrenaline rush some people... Bungee jump.white water raft..for excitement some people gamble,take drugs..for fun and recreation some people drink or are a complete sports fan.....For all of these ,adrenaline rush,excitement,fun and recreation.. I punt.   
For me the act of ejaculation is a side issue...after nearly 40 yrs of punting I've had some better wanks than some of the punts...even when I've had a horrific time,I've got into my car and had a laugh..punting for me is the experience...sometimes I've come away thinking what a dog,or wobbly legged,or "thank fuck I got out safely",or what a waste of money...but all in all the experience is what I've got/get out of punting!

Absolutely agree, the most important part of that paragraph is the laugh, good bad or ugly if you get angry your in the wrong game. Make your choice pay your money and enjoy to what ever extent you can.Then look back laugh and move on, or go back if it was a good un.

[niftyfiftydave]

Spot on for me too and I think B4c `s comment about helping in long term realtionships it can help

Only until the Oh decides enough is enough, gets attention elsewhere, fancies living alone, decides she has had enough of you or many other reasons, trust me they will catch you out if and when they want/need to. You won,t have a leg to stand on. hope it never happens but if it does there will only be one winner.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I agree with much above but I have another angle. Yes it is fun. But at the age of 77 I think it helps my vitality and helps keep me young and active. I do not behave old and many people think I am 10 years younger than my 77 years.

For many decades from a very young age I rode a bicycle everywhere I could including commuting, and it kept me fit as I hated sports. A few years ago I took a spill, luckily no serious injury but I decided it is too dangerous now and sure enough a close friend was killed by a truck while riding his bike in London recently. So instead for the last 7 years I do some voluntary work every week which involves moving large quantities of stuff like books and other physical things, more rewarding mentally than a gym. Punting is only possible because keep fit and also eat healthy stuff.

So I keep fit so I can punt (among other things) and punting helps keep me fit.

[SlamBoy]

I agree with much above but I have another angle. Yes it is fun. But at the age of 77 I think it helps my vitality and helps keep me young and active. I do not behave old and many people think I am 10 years younger than my 77 years.

For many decades from a very young age I rode a bicycle everywhere I could including commuting, and it kept me fit as I hated sports. A few years ago I took a spill, luckily no serious injury but I decided it is too dangerous now and sure enough a close friend was killed by a truck while riding his bike in London recently. So instead for the last 7 years I do some voluntary work every week which involves moving large quantities of stuff like books and other physical things, more rewarding mentally than a gym. Punting is only possible because keep fit and also eat healthy stuff.

So I keep fit so I can punt (among other things) and punting helps keep me fit.

Fair play to you HP. 

I still don't understand, given your focus on being healthy, that you continually risk becoming HIV+ - but that is your choice and I'm not going to judge you for it.

[nbarnes]

1. Made me less shallow. Made me realise that attitude is more important than looks.
Yep! punting has actually made me a BETTER person.

2. Fucked women that wouldn't give me the time of day. But see as per 1. - made me realised I don't need them.

3. Realised I don't need vagina to make me happy, indeed made me realise how men and women trap each other.

4. All sorts of fetishes, 3 somes and stuff my mates would never get or understand - I now have to talk DOWN my sex life.

5. Increased my confidence.

[BogBog1]

This is great thread. For me (as for others):

1. Expansion of sexual boundaries. Before my punting days, I'd never (1) had a threesome (2) been pissed on (3) pissed on anyone (3) drank someone's pee (4) had a girl swallow my pee (5) fucked a black girl (6) fucked an Indian girl (7) fucked a Thai girl (8) fucked any Eastern European girl of various countries (9) been with a TS (10) fucked two girls in the same day.... the list is endless

2. It's FUN. An adrenaline rush that, when a punt is great, gives me a spring in my step for the rest of the day.

3. Variety. Apart from the fact that I generally prefer petite over chubby, my tastes are varied. I've seen size zero 18 year olds all the way to busty 50 year olds, lily-white through to black, the sweetest GFE to the filthiest PSE, and everything in between. The ability to scratch whichever itch I feel needs scratching on any given day is amazingly liberating. 

[SlamBoy]

This is great thread.

 

[nbarnes]

3. Variety. Apart from the fact that I generally prefer petite over chubby, my tastes are varied. I've seen size zero 18 year olds all the way to busty 50 year olds, lily-white through to black, the sweetest GFE to the filthiest PSE, and everything in between. The ability to scratch whichever itch I feel needs scratching on any given day is amazingly liberating.

Yep. It don't matter when you can have anything you want.
I've had everything from a matronly 35 year old to a lithe 19 year old.
Had girls from every country in every single combination wearing every concievable outfit.

[Malvolio]

I've got and continue to get enjoyment - which is why I intend to keep doing it.

[irishdick]

4. All sorts of fetishes, 3 somes and stuff my mates would never get or understand - I now have to talk DOWN my sex life.

So true 

[CoverMyEyes]

Obvious answer, but...

A lighter wallet and a happier cock!

[threechilliman]

4. All sorts of fetishes, 3 somes and stuff my mates would never get or understand - I now have to talk DOWN my sex life.

Indeed, if I were to tell my mates some of the stuff I'd done they'd think I were winding them up....

'Honest lads, I've had many a threesome, foursome, sucked a few cocks and even fucked a TS'

'Fuck off TCM'

[Horizontal pleasures]

Obvious answer, but...

A lighter wallet and a happier cock!

Like

[king tarzan]

Physical activity with gorgeous beautiful women from various nationalities..👅👅😋😋😋👅👅👅😋😋😋👅👅
Simpletto..

[king tarzan]

Sex whenever I fancy with whoever I fancy indulging with.

Fast track simple.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[earlgreyman]

I'd say so far.

*The opportunity to fuck women that imo would be way out of my league irl.
*Adrenaline rush
*Satisfies the hedonistic side of my alter ego.
*Sexual gratification outside of relationships.
*ticks sexual preference boxes. (some gf's of mine that disliked CIM, swallowing and or Anal.)
*Freedom to not pursue a relationship.

[Priapus4u]

1. Being able to further my sexual fantasies/desires in female areas I cannot get to @ home (if you know what I mean!!!?).

2. I now only pursue my sexual appetite when 'the other half' is away, which is not that often unfortunately!!.

3. To be able to fuck the women I desire, though my ultimate favourites are muscled women who are few & far between in escorting & especially so down here in the Cornwall dessert!!.

[Priapus4u]

I'd say so far.

*The opportunity to fuck women that imo would be way out of my league irl.
*Adrenaline rush
*Satisfies the hedonistic side of my alter ego.
*Sexual gratification outside of relationships.
*ticks sexual preference boxes. (some gf's of mine that disliked CIM, swallowing and or Anal.)
*Freedom to not pursue a relationship.

Actually, I agree with all of your points except the very 1st one & last one.

[Itsnotshy]

Without punting odds are I would've died a virgin. Something you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.

[BogBog1]

Indeed, if I were to tell my mates some of the stuff I'd done they'd think I were winding them up....

'Honest lads, I've had many a threesome, foursome, sucked a few cocks and even fucked a TS'

'Fuck off TCM'

  Exactly this!!!!

[finn5555]

It’s less hassle than tinder 

[king tarzan]

Indeed, if I were to tell my mates some of the stuff I'd done they'd think I were winding them up....

'Honest lads, I've had many a threesome, foursome, sucked a few cocks and even fucked a TS'

'Fuck off TCM'

 how vile and disgusting!!  certainly 100% not the lads behaviour!!

[Priapus4u]

  Oh too right there matey. Saved my mind completely.

Yep, I can agree with this too!!

[Priapus4u]

My OH doesn't know it, but my punting has almost certainly saved our relationship.

Yep, I can agree to this too!!

[willie loman]

Learnt a bit about sex, and what floats my boat, plus met some people. As others have said, its actually good for your health.

[Jock D]

2.  I've slept with a variety of women that would never have otherwise been available to me:

3.  I've realised that great sex is not just dependent on looks;

4.  I've realised that sexual chemistry is a mysterious beast and shows up in the most unlikely pairings;

5.  I've realised that I thought I had a type, but that type is not necessarily what works for me;

7.  I've gathered quite a few great anecdotal war-stories due to punting antics.

All of the above, the only problem with No 7 is...I can't really share the stories in the pub with my mates.

[londonroad]

As mentioned earlier the health benefits for us older punters. At my annual medical whilst chatting to the doctor he mentioned that ‘being active in the bedroom is considered one way to keep prostrate cancer at bay”. So I am following doctors orders with my retirement hobby!

[HumphryB]

1. Being able to further my sexual fantasies/desires in female areas I cannot get to @ home (if you know what I mean!!!?).

2. I now only pursue my sexual appetite when 'the other half' is away, which is not that often unfortunately!!.

3. To be able to fuck the women I desire, though my ultimate favourites are muscled women who are few & far between in escorting & especially so down here in the Cornwall dessert!!.

Cornwall. There must be plunder!

[standardpostage]

1) Sexual things I don't get at home.
2) Sexual satisfaction.
3) Not caring if my other half puts out or not, because I'm getting it somewhere else.
4) Getting to know different parts of the northwest.
5) Trying new pubs and cafes (usually after my punt)
6) Meeting some really nice sexy women.
7) A new hobby.
8) Sex.

[finn5555]

being active in the bedroom is considered one way to keep prostrate cancer at bay”. So I am following doctors orders with my retirement hobby!

 

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Good thread. I'd say punting has kept me "faithful".

Obviously, my OH, if she were ever to discover my hobby would violently disagree. But what I mean is that I've only ever strayed from the marital bed with SPs. I've spent a ridiculous amount over the years. But probably less so than if I'd had affairs.

And, munter as I am, the women I've shagged have been way way better looking than any I might have "pulled".