Author Topic: King Size Condoms (Read 1598 times)

Glesgaboy · « **on:** October 27, 2018, 10:44:32 am »

I often carry a couple of King Size Pesante condoms in case the SP only has standard size (less comfortable for me). Problem is Superdrug have just delisted them and they were one of the few stockists I could find. Anyone have the same requirement and know a national retailer who stocks these?
Cheers

bigthickdick · « **Reply #1 on:** October 27, 2018, 10:56:24 am »

Quote from: Glesgaboy on October 27, 2018, 10:44:32 am

I often carry a couple of King Size Pesante condoms in case the SP only has standard size (less comfortable for me). Problem is Superdrug have just delisted them and they were one of the few stockists I could find. Anyone have the same requirement and know a national retailer who stocks these?
Cheers

To be fair King Size condoms are bullshit, all brand are only slightly bigger than normal size. If you really want comfortable ones order it 'made to measure' from They Fit. Good quality, can order the perfect size lenght and girth and if you order it in bulk it comes even cheaper than any normal condoms.

Foxy77 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 27, 2018, 10:58:15 am »

Try online!

scutty brown · « **Reply #3 on:** October 27, 2018, 11:16:15 am »

google them, plenty of online resellers

but you do realise they're specially labelled in parts of Scotland: because of the lack of average size in Glasgow, they label "small" as "large" just to keep the locals happy. All down to bad diet, "Scottish bantams" and all that. Come south of the border and normal ones should fit

Glesgaboy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 27, 2018, 11:27:25 am »

I’m the exception 😜
Agreed Durex xl and skyn large are bullshit.
Pesante works for me as being a bit roomier lol
Would prefer to get them over the counter and avoid the minimal risk of being rumbled at home if I buy on line ....

Midori · « **Reply #5 on:** October 27, 2018, 11:30:29 am »

Ann Summers sometimes stock them. They are also the condom of choice for GUM clinics, don't know if that helps but you can buy them in our local one.

MrArmagh · « **Reply #6 on:** October 27, 2018, 04:11:01 pm »

lucky you to have to carry king size condoms... I don't have that problem lol

webpunter · « **Reply #7 on:** October 27, 2018, 04:23:15 pm »

Skyns large are non latex so if any johnsons hanging around on yer bell end or her hands then a much better game plan

Quote from: Glesgaboy on October 27, 2018, 11:27:25 am

Agreed Durex xl and skyn large are bullshit.

jeanphillipe · « **Reply #8 on:** October 27, 2018, 07:16:53 pm »

Is this just a sly way of announcing: mine is bigger

Will2k · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2018, 09:18:40 pm »

Amazon

DeanoDeano · « **Reply #10 on:** October 27, 2018, 09:52:28 pm »

Ocado or boots online do the XL ones.

Stevensmiles · « **Reply #11 on:** October 27, 2018, 10:26:23 pm »

Remember that old story of how, in the Second World War. American bombing crews dropped crates of durex behind enemy lines. Extra large condoms of course but marked small.

Intimidation you see

webpunter · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2018, 01:21:44 am »

No need to drop the leaflets on the Japs, coz everyone knows they've got small cocks
A bit of a long flight
Worth making the trek if you're gonna drop a couple of big muthers ...

Quote from: Stevensmiles on October 27, 2018, 10:26:23 pm

Remember that old story of how, in the Second World War. American bombing crews dropped crates of durex behind enemy lines. Extra large condoms of course but marked small.
Intimidation you see

Skylah Rhodes · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2018, 01:55:43 am »

Quote from: Glesgaboy on October 27, 2018, 10:44:32 am

I often carry a couple of King Size Pesante condoms in case the SP only has standard size (less comfortable for me). Problem is Superdrug have just delisted them and they were one of the few stockists I could find. Anyone have the same requirement and know a national retailer who stocks these?
Cheers

Savers do them.

dgh7622 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2018, 07:21:21 am »

Quote from: Glesgaboy on October 27, 2018, 11:27:25 am

I’m the exception 😜
Agreed Durex xl and skyn large are bullshit.
Pesante works for me as being a bit roomier lol
Would prefer to get them over the counter and avoid the minimal risk of being rumbled at home if I buy on line ....

you can buy online and have them delivered to your post office for collection

scutty brown · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2018, 08:19:35 am »

how long would this box last you?
External Link/Members Only
must be enough there for a month

BigBoi1955 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2018, 10:29:18 am »

You can buy them on E Bay and get them delivered to a branch of Argos. Totally discreet and very easy to do. Good prices available as well.

tantric talents · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2018, 04:46:14 pm »

Quote from: bigthickdick on October 27, 2018, 10:56:24 am

To be fair King Size condoms are bullshit, all brand are only slightly bigger than normal size. If you really want comfortable ones order it 'made to measure' from They Fit. Good quality, can order the perfect size lenght and girth and if you order it in bulk it comes even cheaper than any normal condoms.

+1
They fit or my one is the way to go. You can’t beat perfect fitting doms. I think they may even send out free samples until you get it right?

horsa · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2018, 04:15:37 pm »

I find Pasante are quite thick

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2018, 04:19:12 pm »

Quote from: Stevensmiles on October 27, 2018, 10:26:23 pm

Remember that old story of how, in the Second World War. American bombing crews dropped crates of durex behind enemy lines. Extra large condoms of course but marked small.

Intimidation you see

Or the Cold War version where the russkis ordered condoms 12" long and 3" girth from the yanks as a propaganda move - as counter propaganda move, the yanks sent them marked as "small"!