WTF, are you serious. You want to go with someone who has a good sense of personal hygiene, not some smelly fucker
Weird to say the least - but it takes all sorts
I don’t mind one with smelly pits or smelly fanny
occasionally. But the OP is clearly taking the piss. Very similar to the other thread starter, no location or details, no punting experience, asking for a girl to spit on him.
Wonder what he does in his spare time. Probably writes to Mumsnet saying he’s an orphan that likes to set fire to things and stab people uncontrollably but “just needs some love”. silly wee tosser!