Has anybody had something said to them at a sp door by nosey neighbour's

[spiralnotebook]

I’ve had a few comments and glares over the years, I got laser penned waiting at the door of a residential ‘legit’  massage provider, knocked on the wrong door ‘it’s next door mate’ rung the wrong doorbells at multiple flats and gone into the wrong block of flats. I used to get on really well with the manager of a sauna just outside Southampton (it later made the news as a well known football coach got caught there bang to rights) and having spent an hour in the jacuzzi and sauna with her came out to my car to find two pimply scroats parked next to it and grinning at me. They said something like have a good time mate, I mean it was a red hot day and I was sweating anyway so I looked guilty as fuck. I didn’t try and deny it just said yes mate fucking brilliant you want to try it when you’ve saved up enough pocket money. Ha!

[Webby581]

My mate used togo to civvies house with clipboard  and if asked he would say its a confidential survey..

I used to do the clipboard thing when visiting a particular BBW WG who operated from a ground floor flat in a council block in Stevenage.
She seemed grateful that I took that care to be discrete and referred to me on the phone as 'the clipboard man' so I assumed that it was not a common ruse.
I was never confronted.

I was also recently thinking of taking an empty A**z*n box when I next visit a particular masseuse that I am looking forward to seeing again after lockdown. She lives in a quiet cul-de-sac where I feel conspicuous when approaching on foot.

Kind of reassuring to see that I am not alone in these tactics.

I also recall in mid 1980s being with a bbw wg in a seedy council block in Chatham (72" bust if I remember correctly!), when some kids started banging on the bedroom window. She just said 'ignore them, it's my nephews' or something.
A bit off-putting....... but I carried on.

[Mr_Shins]

under watch ? by who? if it was only her working there it’s legal. Sounds the caretaker was just trying to put the wind up you

A lot of the time she and her sister Renata were both working from that address.

[Mamtor]

walked out of a terraced house where I had just had a very vocal mmf in the middle of summer. had to walk past the two local gossips who were blocking the doorway.

[mr.bluesky]

Many years ago stepped out from a well known Birmingham massage parlour late at night and was heckled by a bunch of youths nearby. One of them shouted " did you have a good time" I just replied " yes thanks you ought to try it when your old enough " and quickly moved on 

[Rizzo220]

I had a chuckle reading these posts.

My experience with a nosey SP's neighbor was in Northampton. As I was walking around looking lost while getting directions from the SP on the phone, I noticed a slightly opened window curtain with an older woman looking out the window. As we made eye contact, she gave me the universal sign of a blow job (fist clenched at mouth, moving back and forth while using her tongue in the cheek) and then pointed next door to the SP's house.
Must've been her pimp. lol

[RAJEC]

I had a chuckle reading these posts.

My experience with a nosey SP's neighbor was in Northampton. As I was walking around looking lost while getting directions from the SP on the phone, I noticed a slightly opened window curtain with an older woman looking out the window. As we made eye contact, she gave me the universal sign of a blow job (fist clenched at mouth, moving back and forth while using her tongue in the cheek) and then pointed next door to the SP's house.
Must've been her pimp. lol

That is fucking ace 

[SYorksPunter]

Not quite the same i know but years ago a mate and I were in Amsterdam, and we were looking round the RLD. The girls in the window were doing the usual sales routine, and we were stood chatting to this one lass. To be honest, she was rough as fuck and we wouldn't have gone anywhere near her, but it was entertaining enough to talk to her.

"Come on babies, I'll do you both for a discount. At the same time if you want" she said to us.

At which point, a Scottish bloke walked past, muttered "I would nae bother lads, your cocks will drop off in a week". Harsh but funny.

[pa5151]

Yes I walked out after an hour session to some girl in Marylebone about a year ago pre-covid. As I walked out I got hounded by two guys who run the cornershop next door, two asian men asking me what I was doing upstairs literally shouting at me in the middle of the street really sounding pissed off. One threatening to take photos of me as I walked off. 

[Neo]

Yes I walked out after an hour session to some girl in Marylebone about a year ago pre-covid. As I walked out I got hounded by two guys who run the cornershop next door, two asian men asking me what I was doing upstairs literally shouting at me in the middle of the street really sounding pissed off. One threatening to take photos of me as I walked off. 

Do you remember who was it you saw

[Thepegmeister]

Went to see a lass in a small city centre set of flats and during the meet someone knocks at the door loudly. We stop to see if they’ll go away but they keep knocking. Lass goes to the door and asks what they want. Girl other side of the door in a foreign accent goes ‘do you know the wi-if password?’ 

[pa5151]

Do you remember who was it you saw

Thai girl from Sexyasianescorts. She's long gone now.