If it ain't fresh I'm not eating!!

[Pompoy123]

Have you ever been on a punt and the WG did not smell to good. What have you done if so??

Or what do you think you would do??

Complained??
Held your breath and dived down into the waters??
Put on a rain coat to mr one eye and banged away holding your nose.
Or have you walked??

[ForrestGump]

Have you ever been on a punt and the WG did not smell to good. What have you done if so??

Or what do you think you would do??

Complained??
Held your breath and dived down into the waters??
Put on a rain coat to mr one eye and banged away holding your nose.
Or have you walked??

All but one of the wgs I've been with, prior to giving owo, have given the old chap a good thorough wipe with a wet wipe without asking if I mind. So, in my mind, that gives us free rein to reciprocate, especially if you like dining at the y. And if a good going over with a wet wipe doesn't clear the aroma get her to have a proper wash. And if she protests just say something like: you mean to tell me your other ro clients don't insist on this? 

[smiths]

Have you ever been on a punt and the WG did not smell to good. What have you done if so??

Or what do you think you would do??

Complained??
Held your breath and dived down into the waters??
Put on a rain coat to mr one eye and banged away holding your nose.
Or have you walked??

I have although its was more often years ago that some WGs were smelly than nowadays in my experiences. It always means i walk, being smelly is a terminal turn-off to me. No excuse for it in my view.

[pleasure]

One time a girl I was with smelt a bit sweaty, but strangely I found it a bit of a turn-on (bear with me here, I know that sounds weird). For a start, she was hot as hell, a lovely pale-skinned young redhead, who I was lucky enough to have booked on her first day working (sure, she could have been lying about that, but everything added up). And it wasn't a stale sweat smell, it was just like she'd been working out or something.

Okay, so it was odd that she didn't seem to have showered. But somehow I found it a turn-on that she didn't have the usual "clinically clean" smell that a lot of WGs seem to have. Y'all probably think I'm a freak now, but I don't care - I have weirder fetishes that you don't know about. 

[alenski]

so far its happened twice strangely enough in successive punts,what did i do chicken out its too embarrassing to tell the girl her pussy stinks so i just carried on and you eventually get used to it.

[pleasure]

so far its happened twice strangely enough in successive punts,what did i do chicken out its too embarrassing to tell the girl her pussy stinks so i just carried on and you eventually get used to it.

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

[jcdmj12]

The worst is when you're banging away in doggy and suddenly get a distinctive aroma.   

[smiths]

so far its happened twice strangely enough in successive punts,what did i do chicken out its too embarrassing to tell the girl her pussy stinks so i just carried on and you eventually get used to it.

Smelly pussy is a smell i will never get used to.

[pleasure]

The worst is when you're banging away in doggy and suddenly get a distinctive aroma.   

This thread has taken a distinct turn for the gross! I'm grateful now that I've never had to experience any of this, in punting or civvy life!

[Eager Thighs]

About 6 months ago I made a booking with a girl and asked her not to wear any perfume for obvious reasons. What I did not ask her was to greet me smelling like my armpit after a 12 hour shift and 2 hour gym session. Didn't make me walk though since I was only there to shoot my load in her mouth and then leave.

As for going down on a girl, I reseve that exclusively for my girlfriend who I know has great hygiene, a sweet tasty pussy and doesn't get slammed by 10 geezers a day.

[rhubarb]

i think i know what you mean OP.. i certainly prefer a natural pussy rather than an over cleaned sterile one. I'd never really appreciated the difference until i had an early punt with the infamous blowjob queen in edinburgh, and for various reasons i ended up seeing her maybe 40 mins earlier than planned (she was alright with this thankfully... i was first punt of the day). She wasn't really ready (still in dressing gown but naked underneath) but i was only getting a quickie so i didn't care. As we started 69 i noticed that she had a lovely musky smell i'd normally never get from a WG, and her pussy tasted great! i figured afterwards that i'd interrupted her setup and she hadn't showered yet but it really wasnt unpleasant, far from it! i went back some months later but the taste was far more 'neutral' and bland, much like i'd got used to with WG's.
 
I also unfortunately experienced a WG who clearly either didn't wash AT ALL between punts or else had some horrible problem going on, but I actually strained my neck when my head involuntarily recoiled from her pussy the second my nostrils caught a whiff 
There's definitely such a thing as too natural

[rhubarb]

i think i know what you mean Pleasure.. i certainly prefer a natural pussy rather than an over cleaned sterile one. I'd never really appreciated the difference until i had an early punt with the infamous blowjob queen in edinburgh, and for various reasons i ended up seeing her maybe 40 mins earlier than planned (she was alright with this thankfully... i was first punt of the day). She wasn't really ready (still in dressing gown but naked underneath) but i was only getting a quickie so i didn't care. As we started 69 i noticed that she had a lovely musky smell i'd normally never get from a WG, and her pussy tasted great! i figured afterwards that i'd interrupted her setup and she hadn't showered yet but it really wasnt unpleasant, far from it! i went back some months later but the taste was far more 'neutral' and bland, much like i'd got used to with WG's.
 
I also unfortunately experienced a WG who clearly either didn't wash AT ALL between punts or else had some horrible problem going on, but I actually strained my neck when my head involuntarily recoiled from her pussy the second my nostrils caught a whiff 
There's definitely such a thing as too natural

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[Pompoy123]

Here's the deal. I've not been punting for long but do like to eat pussy however the only WGs I dine out on are ones I catch bright and early as a pre arranged punt or my regular who I knows very clean down below as she is a non shaver.

[abdul]

Have you ever been on a punt and the WG did not smell to good. What have you done if so??

Or what do you think you would do??

Complained??
Held your breath and dived down into the waters??
Put on a rain coat to mr one eye and banged away holding your nose.
Or have you walked??

Eating pussy is my main job before sexual intercourse but of course a clean shaven, nice smelling or no smell at all. But smelly pussy can't even think about fingerings forget about eating. So If I find smelly pussy simply avoid sex but I shall prefer a hand job or a massage rather than walk away. But luckily so far I haven't seen any lady that I had to walk away for smelly pussy.

[cockneybstrd]

Eating pussy is my main job before sexual intercourse but of course a clean shaven, nice smelling or no smell at all. But smelly pussy can't even think about fingerings forget about eating. So If I find smelly pussy simply avoid sex but I shall prefer a hand job or a massage rather than walk away. But luckily so far I haven't seen any lady that I had to walk away for smelly pussy.

As an adult work service provider abdul have you ever been booked by a woman with a smelly fanny and what did you do

[abdul]

As an adult work service provider abdul have you ever been booked by a woman with a smelly fanny and what did you do

I think I mentioned it here

....... But luckily so far I haven't seen any lady that I had to walk away for smelly pussy.

[Eager Thighs]

I think I mentioned it here

How many ladies have booked you Abdul? I imagine that your email box gets inundated with offers and you have to tell them "Ladies, please. One at a time". Am I right?

[cockneybstrd]

Eating pussy is my main job before sexual intercourse but of course a clean shaven, nice smelling or no smell at all. But smelly pussy can't even think about fingerings forget about eating. So If I find smelly pussy simply avoid sex but I shall prefer a hand job or a massage rather than walk away. But luckily so far I haven't seen any lady that I had to walk away for smelly pussy.

Abdul your response is what you would do as service seeker I am asking as a service provider

I am surprised you dont get lot of gay man emailing you off AW

[abdul]

Abdul your response is what you would do as service seeker I am asking as a service provider

I am surprised you dont get lot of gay man emailing you off AW

Actually the thing is they can't email me at all

[cockneybstrd]

Abdul I am just curious as your the only male escort who posts on here

So how many bookings do you get a week ?

Any funny stories ? Have any of the females started stalking or harassing you with numerous texts and emails after the booking ?

[vorian]

Actually the thing is they can't email me at all

Abdul just to clear things up are you set up as a SP on AW or just a SS. Thank you.

[Stealthshagger]

Actually the thing is they can't email me at all

They can, they just haven't.

[Pompoy123]

I booked him but he was a no show lol.