Artemis 29th January

[reeves25]

IV been wanting to try a FKK club forever and finally arranged an overnight trip to Artemis with 2 other friends. Flying out early morning Monday and back Tuesday afternoon. ill put up a review of our trip and all the details towards the end of next week

So far the flights are £40 return as we didnt need luggage or reserved seats and a 3 bedroom Air bnb is only €127

Any tips/advice welcomed

[pusfunman]

Don't get overwhelmed at first and then as a result go with the first girl you bump into. They will ask you if it's your first time and offer you a "tour" if you say yes. It's a bit of a game for them to get you to take them to a room. Take your time and pick someone you can get a bit of rapport with. Many girls will simply ask "what's your name? Where are you from? You want to come to a room with me?" I've had decent sessions with this sort of girl, but better hit rate with those that will have a normal conversation with you.

Tbh, there isn't much other advice beyond what you can find in posts on here and elsewhere.

[Malvolio]

Have a wander around and explore the premises before you punt - there will be WGs in the spa / wellness area, cinema, restaurant, smoking outside as well as the ones hanging around in the bar.  Have a conversation with them first; if they can't be bothered to be pleasant to a potential client it doesn't bode well for their performance.

Don't get there too early if you're staying overnight as although Artemis will be open at midday, there won't be many WGs present at that time.

Enjoy, and try not to gawp too much when you walk into the bar for the first time and see naked women everywhere...

 

[Steely Dan]

I am sure I said this before, but consider taking a book.  It is a sign to 'leave me alone to let my dick recharge'. 

Of course I have never (and will never) go with 2 guys so I have no idea what dynamic you want.  It might be a plan to split up and pretend you don't know them for the first few hours - I somehow worry the clever girls will take advantage.  They tease all 3, but sense who is the rich push-over and somehow get all 3 of you off with her and 2 friends when you wanted a break.

Berlin is a good city for non punting fun - hop on hop off bus tour is good.  Good live music.

[Steve2]

Take plenty of €€€€, Artemis is not a cheap experience

Short cab ride away is

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excellent for food and beer

[Eeyore]

Monday is not the best day to go to any FKK but too late now as you’ve booked.

As some have said, take your time, don't be hustled into making a quick decision, see if she is willing to spend a bit of time talking with you on the couch. Don’t expect a long conversation as time is money for them but a bit of effort by the girl might help you decide. Some will get “very hands on” during the acquisition. However expect plenty of physical attention in the kino.

Take whatever amount of euros you’re prepared to spend and avoid using the club atm as fees are high.

Main piece of advise is to just relax and enjoy, it’s always more fun if you’re going with friends. I have to go solo but fortunately I usually engage with the local punters.

[jampratt]

Looking forward to reading this as Ive just booked Berlin for early April...my first trip, planning on visiting Artemis on a Sunday....

[reeves25]

Just landed. Will keep you updated

[maxQ]

You lucky lucky bastard

[RandomGuy99]

You lucky lucky bastard

He's just sitting at a bar surrounded by scantly clad women who keep asking he'd fancy shagging them. Sounds awful.

[RandomGuy99]

Did you survive day 1?

If not, where should we send flowers?

[Nicknickson]

I'm planning a trip to Berlin in June (after years of trying). These posts of people's experiences are gold for me to know what to do!

[reeves25]

Did you survive day 1?

If not, where should we send flowers?

No he didn’t survive! this is his wife, I found this page on his laptop!

[reeves25]

Just kidding!

Yes well and truly survived think I added extra years onto my life actually from all the fun and relaxation.

In short amazing but I’ll write up a proper report when I’m back at the office

If your thinking of going definitely do. I must say it’s better with a friend or friends but I’ll elaborate more on this and why when I write up my experience

[RandomGuy99]

Just kidding!

Yes well and truly survived think I added extra years onto my life actually from all the fun and relaxation.

In short amazing but I’ll write up a proper report when I’m back at the office

If your thinking of going definitely do. I must say it’s better with a friend or friends but I’ll elaborate more on this and why when I write up my experience

Phew!

We had considered sending a search party, but we thought they might get "lost" and not report back for several months.

[RandomGuy99]

Have you regained enough energy to give us the lowdown on what happened?

[reeves25]

Flights out of London early morning arrived lunchtime couldn't check into our hotel so went for a walk around Berlin wouldn't recommend it personally

Arrived at Artemis a little approx 3pm, apprehensive at first. The building is huge and like most say its off a main road but doesn't look seedy just reminds me of a casino out of town

Receptionist was good gave us a robe and some basic instructions. Asked if we wanted to buy alcohol tokens which are €10 each for a beer or poor quality spirits.

My personal option on arriving in the daytime is to enjoy the spa area, the bar was pretty empty of other gents but the daytime girls are there ready to jump on you and its extremely smokey environment, headed to the downstairs spa area and it took us maybe an hour to settle in and fend off the girls as the not so attractive ones work hard to get you to come upstairs.

As i knew we was there all day and after speaking to a nice german guy who said the evening will be better with more girls. i took the time to sauna and then chill by the pool.
The evening time was a big improvement the later the night got the more the place filled up.

Buffet food was average felt like a staff dinner room was swiftly in and out

of the 3 ladies i went upstairs with the first being a brunette fun and good to chat too rom that i took me upstairs got clean towns and only asked not to touch her tits to hard, knew my first pop wouldnt be too long as all day id been watching these hotties walk around.

second was her amazing hot blond tall skinny friend (rom( but i almost knew she would be a nightmare but a few beers in and the looks of this women with her hair and body and almost stuck up mood was hot so upstairs again same as before €70 she soon started moaning it was too hard and to slow down standard rom service but i was a little tipsy and just carried on and popped. she had a face like funder after

lots of banter in the bar and a bottle of fizz and we didn't wanna keep buying their horrible spirits and the beer wasn't great.
friend had what we referred to as "the german" he almost fell in love and she had great banter and real natural with us so me the german and my friend took her upstairs and spit roasted her she was absolutely brilliant laughing and enjoying it at the same time

unfortunately the other friend we had almost got scammed by some columbian bird so wasn't ready to leave. The girl was sat chatting with him in the bar for a good hour and when they went upstairs she acted like his GF and tried to quote him €1700 for 4 hours and everything he soon got up and dressed and said this isn't what I'm looking for etc. I must say the security took his side and said please tell us who as this isn't how we operate, as 4 hours isn't even €1700 so she is scamming. The German girl from earlier also overheard and helped him and said she has gone similar before so kudos to Artemis for there professional approach.

likely missed out loads of details but feel free to ask me any questions   

[Londonpuntz]

Thank you for sharing a great review. Do they take credit card or is it cash only?

[reeves25]

Thank you for sharing a great review. Do they take credit card or is it cash only?

Cash only just there is a ATM in reception 

[Nagilum]

Thank you for the excellent review.

Can you break down the prices and service offered a little more please.

I'm considering this place or Sharks on my trip   

[jampratt]

Just got back from Berlin. Went to Artemis on Sunday afternoon about 1pm...spoke to the friendly receptionist who gave me the low down (my first time in an FKK). There was a very good looking girl at the top of the stairs with a towel on who was instantly catching my eye!
Got my robe on and had a mooch about...there was about 20 or so girls at this time some real stunners and only maybe a dozen blokes. I took my time getting my bearings and having the odd chat. A couple of stunners offered me a threesome with owo, FS for 90euro to each girl, I was tempted but didnt want to rush into anything.
Anyway I headed back to near the reception area hoping to maybe bump into the girl i saw initial and as luck would have it she came out of the changing rooms her towel now gone and replaced with a very sexy red lingerie set. Built up a bit of banter with her, she is Polish age 30..very slim, very pretty and I knew she was the one for me...70euro for FS, OW, RO...OWO was extra 20euro which I opted for. Headed up to the room and had a full on session in a few different positions, very good OWO and RO and some light kissing. Very good looking sexy girl and came hard in the bag in doggy!
I then chilled out nxt to the pool in the wellness area, very relaxing followed by a quick bite in the canteen..fairly average food but does the job. Headed out as I was meeting some friends for the football and a couple of drinks but returned at about 8pm...maybe about 30/40 girls now and slowly filling with more blokes but i was very happy with the ratio....the girls still just about out numbered the blokes.
A few girls were mithering a bit and were abit off when I declined (water off a ducks back really). Spent a little time in the cinema with a bloke getting a blow job of a very good looking blonde! Bumped into the same Polish girl from earlier and just had to have another go...same again with a full on sex fest, lots of positions..some light hair grabbing and choking and a bit more full on kissing too. She offered me CIM for an extra 50 but cudnt quite get over the line this time.
Chilled out again for a good few hrs, some more food and had a third go with the same one (She was so my type!). Anyway 3rd was the best of the lot...passionate DFK, sensational OWO and then some very hard sex and came hard in the bag inside her..stayed inside her for a little while after whilst snogging her...VERY nice!

First time in a FKK didnt disappoint. There was a few other girls I would of tried but tbh she was just the one for me. Would love to go bak!

[lisbonmidnight]

Thanks mate. Any idea of the rough ages of the girls and numbers of EEs vs Latina and stuff?

[jampratt]

Cant be 100% bt from my judgement all the girls were 20-35 tops, with the majority in the 25-30 bracket.....higher % of EE than latina from what I could see. Some real stunners imo.
I could imagine more girls on a Fri/Sat bt prob a lot more blokes. I was happy with the atmosphere/ratio on Sunday.