Do working girls roll out the "you have a big cock" line to get an easy ride?

[dgussetierr]

I'm reasonably sure I am opening myself up to a whole load of piss taking here as some sort of egotist but bear with me as it is a legitimate question which this group is uniquely qualified to answer.

About 50% of the time when I see a girl she comments on the size of my cock and a fair proportion then restrict certain positions and activity as a result. I don't think I have a particularly large one to be fair and always assumed it was like them saying "you are the best I have ever had" What I am wondering is whether this is just stand WG script to avoid putting the work in? Its starting to bother me as I am not looking to pay for just the tip, I want it in to the hinge end and I am wondering if I am being to polite.

[ianchar14]

I've never heard it (and if someone said it I would laugh) but it really wouldn't surprise me if it was for that purpose, plus they think it makes you feel better.

[WARSZAWA16]

Ironically on my very first punt the woman said to me - "I hope it doesn't get any bigger!". Good for the ego at the time I suppose but, on reflection, she probably said that to everybody. Had similar comments a few times subsequently but not enough to believe it is true! It can be the girl's "get out of jail card" I suppose if she doesn't want to do certain things.

[Thecunninglinguist]

The first words of Engrish many Chinese parlour girls learn seems to be "Nice cock"?

[Boomerang17]

Hear thats its big/thick quite regularly. Ive never thought of my cock as particularly big or thick. One girl who offers A Levels said we would need to 'work up' to anal over multiple meetings so didnt go back as it seemed like a bit of a scam.
Last girl said my cock was a nice shape to suck. Not really sure what she meant so i just said thanks 

[mradventures]

The first words of Engrish many Chinese parlour girls learn seems to be "Nice cock"?

i had "nice body" and "nice cock"
the first was a lie for sure, 2nd is also probably more of a lie than not. it probably does look better than pornstar zombieish looking cock though

[mr.bluesky]

Was once told my cock is just the right size. I guess that means not too big, not too small (a polite way of saying you have an average size cock )  Another tells me my cock gets bigger every time I see her. I've seen her that many times it must be about 48" inches long now

[Strawberry]

If I say it it's out of genuine concern.

Can't vouch for anyone else but I suspect some elaboration based on the belief bigger is better, so it becomes some sort of compliment.

[brandonpete]

I can't remember how many times I've been asked "is it in yet".."yep right up to my balls"....do I care... ermmmm nope!....I've even heard while having a shower in a parlour in Crewe (The Executive Suite)..."I see Pete's here,Nice bloke,shit shag though"...do I care...eeeermmmm nope!

[peter purves]

I'm reasonably sure I am opening myself up to a whole load of piss taking here as some sort of egotist but bear with me as it is a legitimate question which this group is uniquely qualified to answer.

About 50% of the time when I see a girl she comments on the size of my cock and a fair proportion then restrict certain positions and activity as a result. I don't think I have a particularly large one to be fair and always assumed it was like them saying "you are the best I have ever had" What I am wondering is whether this is just stand WG script to avoid putting the work in? Its starting to bother me as I am not looking to pay for just the tip, I want it in to the hinge end and I am wondering if I am being to polite.

In your subject field you suggest they do it for an easy ride

With the Big Dick Tax (I find that so dehumanising) the only ride the punter is taking is the bus ride home (as you get shown the door)

No seriously, I have come to the conclusion there is a multitude of reasons why WGs say this and you have to take each WG on their own merit.

I don't think I can say anymore than this for now...

[Bonker]

A WG told me my dick was too small for her to suck properly so I put it up her nostril.

"why'd you do that" she opined.
"fuck knows" I replied.

Geddit?
OK it's an old joke but I trotted it out anyway.

[tidytuz]

short answer to OP: Yes.

[cotton]

Why do these threads never actually specify dick size  , i mean op thats what we need to know to make an informed judgement.

[Doc Holliday]

Why do these threads never actually specify dick size 

Because dick size is a little like AW ages. 

Anyway ..... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=239300.msg2446641#msg2446641

[workinallweek]

 if i get told that i know she is lying

[finn5555]

Im told I’m a big dick is that a backhanded compliment about the size of my slong 

[pewpewpew]

I've been told that I have a beautiful cock. Not sure how I feel about that but would be worse if she said "awww, it's so cute!"

[tynetunnel]

I can't remember how many times I've been asked "is it in yet".."yep right up to my balls"....do I care... ermmmm nope!....I've even heard while having a shower in a parlour in Crewe (The Executive Suite)..."I see Pete's here,Nice bloke,shit shag though"...do I care...eeeermmmm nope!

Good for you BP, your post made me laugh out loud! 

[dubs]

Someone left feedback "Complete Bellend".  I don't know why she would want to point out that the head of my cock is fully intact.

[Corus Boy]

The first words of Engrish many Chinese parlour girls learn seems to be "Nice cock"?

I always thought that it was, "No, that's £20 extra!" 

[hermanmunster]

One of the most highly rated ladies on here, a lady who attracts either drooling compliments or mocking at her surgery, once said to me "I spend hundreds of £s on my skin, yet the skin on your cock is so beautiful".  I wasn't sure how to take this - I guess it had to be a compliment, but I was lost for words.

[regular_guy]

first few times i quite liked the compliment then realised they probably say that to everyone so don't even think about it nowadays.

What does wind me up though is if they do Anal at discretion and then come out with the old "its too big" scam.  Then i do just see that as an excuse and won't bother booking again.

never been told its thick though 

[The Man of Sin]

After reading online recently I thought that you would all like to compare yours with 15,521 other cocks and either be disappointed or surprised.

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[hornyinbrum1991]

I always find it to be the foreign girls that always say that.

[WhackDaddy]

I get told it all the time, and that's because i have 

[Colston36]

After reading online recently I thought that you would all like to compare yours with 15,521 other cocks and either be disappointed or surprised.

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I was just confused and gazed down at my member reproachfully. I think ladies say nice things about our equipment to make us happy. Mine, of course is stupendous in every respect, I tell myself. It reminds me of the triumphs in ancient Rome when victors rode in chariots - and a man beside them had the job of saying "remember thou art human".

[GorillaWarfare]

I've heard big/thick/nice cock a few times. I'm not an expert on cocks but I don't think mine's anything special. I would probably describe my cock as "unnoteworthy".

It is nice to hear, I'd hate to whip my pants off for the girl to recoil in disgust and/or laugh (thankfully never had this from a civvie or a WG).

But, yes, I would say a lot of them say that to butter you up. Although I do like that they do, people complain enough when girls seem uninterested so at least there's some effort there.

[threechilliman]

I've heard big/thick/nice cock a few times.

Same here. I suppose it's better than the girl sniggering and saying 'WTF d'you call that?'

[freeze44]

what really does nice cock mean??! Bit like a sandwich that's just ok...nothing special...jut nice!

[Avg_Joe]

short answer yes, or to avoid Anal.

I've been told mines quite thick, never sure whether to believe them or not, but i know it's short, so not gonna fall for that "big" BS...... the answer, petite girls with small hands and thick glasses, cause your gonna look hung in her eyes 

[niftyfiftydave]

I can't remember how many times I've been asked "is it in yet".."yep right up to my balls"....do I care... ermmmm nope!....I've even heard while having a shower in a parlour in Crewe (The Executive Suite)..."I see Pete's here,Nice bloke,shit shag though"...do I care...eeeermmmm nope!

Now i am paranoid, at least you got a comment, can,t remember ever getting any comment on my cock from a wg, Refused anal a couple of times but never during a punt, if they put the dependent on size thing up or at discretion i slap it out, give it a wank while sizing up if i fancy staying , before i part up, then walk when they say no or stay if they seem ok. Always worked for me but a proper bastard hiding the thing on the way out.

[HKS15]

Yeah, they say it to everyone who's average or above. It's just a means of creating an illusion that they find you attractive and special and yeah, I reckon it's often a means of creating an excuse to go slower so they don't end up tired or having to redo their hair and/or makeup in between clients, especially when they have back to back bookings.

[Herts_Outcaller]

I was once told my dick was too big for anal by a girl.

She was definitely just using that as an excuse. It was rock hard but I'm average sized - I certainly ain't Jake the Peg 

[Aj280]

I don't think a girl has ever commented on my cock. I wonder what that means?

[MrArmagh]

they usually comment on 'is that it' to me

[winkywanky]

The first words of Engrish many Chinese parlour girls learn seems to be "Nice cock"?

The second words are 'I rove you rong time'.

[winkywanky]

Im told I’m a big dick is that a backhanded compliment about the size of my slong 

...if it comes from English Rebecca then no, as I don't think you've punted her?   

[finn5555]

I don't think you've punted her?   

you are correct sir i have standards 

[OakTree]

Same here. I suppose it's better than the girl sniggering and saying 'WTF d'you call that?'

Oh would that wreck the whole meet

I think I’d be devastated.

I actually get more mentions about my skin oddly enough. "Ooh haven’t you got soft clear skin" unfortunately it’s just not the same as being told "Wow that’s a big cock"

I suppose you’ve got to take compliments where you can, whatever it’s about.

[yorkshirepunter3333]

I get it, but I do have a slightly larger than avg cock. Not huge.

Sometimes I get a 4 hand massage, and its normally giggled about between the ladies.

Its a little longer, wider and very straight with a head that's in proportion. So if I don't mind saying so, it's quite a good cock. My wife says the same.

One lady was on the top, paying attention to my cock, she showed me how the average cock sizes up in proportion to mine.

Once it pops it also holds its size very well, one lady was very impressed with this, she was like, when  you cum its like your cock just goes down a little bit. I can carry on fucking like this, if I come a little quick. Sometimes I can come again. But not with a condom on so I save this for the wife. 

But who cares other than this, I am a ugly ficker !!!

Down size, sometimes it can be painful for the lady, normally when done doggy style.. this does not happen often though and on some VERY RARE meets this little bit of pain is enjoyed by the other lady. I can kinda feel it hitting the end if that makes sense, but it just feels like its getting tighter around the head when I push it right in.

[daviemac]

I get it, but I do have a slightly larger than avg cock. Not huge.

But who cares

Yes I wonder this as well.

[Rochelle]

Sometimes it's just the truth. I've even had a few meetings end early because of it.

[freeze44]

Oh would that wreck the whole meet

I think I’d be devastated.

I actually get more mentions about my skin oddly enough. "Ooh haven’t you got soft clear skin" unfortunately it’s just not the same as being told "Wow that’s a big cock"

I suppose you’ve got to take compliments where you can, whatever it’s about.

  imagine a wg telling you that it a peanut!!

Had a first for me the other day...your cum tastes nice!!  wonder it all that turmeric....

[Stikbot]

I wrap £50 notes around my dick when they cannot say to big,
The big thing is a scam, had a lady in Portsmouth charge £130 per hour, she says to big but next time I be ready for it, like a idiot I went again and I lost again, scammers all over the world

[daviemac]

I wrap £50 notes around my dick when they cannot say to big,
The big thing is a scam, had a lady in Portsmouth charge £130 per hour, she says to big but next time I be ready for it, like a idiot I went again and I lost again, scammers all over the world

A review would be very helpful so others can avoid her.   

[Stikbot]

will do it , as I am married I punt and get rid of details on my phone, so the wife does not fuck me, all be delivered by Monday , I have to go Brighton tomorrow with the family.

[daviemac]

will do it , as I am married I punt and get rid of details on my phone, so the wife does not fuck me, all be delivered by Monday , I have to go Brighton tomorrow with the family.

 

[Stikbot]

A review would be very helpful so others can avoid her.   

it was X sian XX, I am clueless how to work the link, sorry for having a idiot on here as well.
Great lady but should refund £30 if she cannot give it up the curry hole.

[Avg_Joe]

it was X sian XX, I am clueless how to work the link, sorry for having a idiot on here as well.
Great lady but should refund £30 if she cannot give it up the curry hole.

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[earlgreyman]

I'm reasonably sure I am opening myself up to a whole load of piss taking here as some sort of egotist but bear with me as it is a legitimate question which this group is uniquely qualified to answer.

About 50% of the time when I see a girl she comments on the size of my cock and a fair proportion then restrict certain positions and activity as a result. I don't think I have a particularly large one to be fair and always assumed it was like them saying "you are the best I have ever had" What I am wondering is whether this is just stand WG script to avoid putting the work in? Its starting to bother me as I am not looking to pay for just the tip, I want it in to the hinge end and I am wondering if I am being to polite.

Oldest prossie trick in the book. oooh baby you're so big. EGO SMASH = cum quicker.