What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)

[Analist]

I thought this could be an addition to the threads based on AW profiles, here are some answers that I've loosely grouped. Enjoy, maybe you'll get some ideas for your next punt

An A-level education

Double anal!!
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fisted a guys ass.
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Fisting two women anally at once
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Location, location, location
Sex in a church.
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Giving a blowjob on the tube.
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Show up to a dinner date wearing a leather biker dress, low cut enough to show my bra. Wearing stocking and suspenders and high heels. No knickers. With an anal plug and a remote controlled toy inside me. Walked in, handed him the remote, and tried not to make too much noise while he played.
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Top Gear
Black PVC derss stockings heels passenger seat of a car giving oral to the driver next to a double decker bus !!!
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got Fucked over someone's car in the pub car-park by a complete stranger from the bar whilst my family enjoyed a singsong on the karaoke just inside and oppsy Grandad caught me :0
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On an overnight booking I drove a clients BMW naked along the motorway then he fucked me in a layby over the bonnet. Such fun!!!
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giving a blowjob while travelling and making him cum at 100 mph
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Friends
I've definitely been at a party or two which ended up in a big pile of people all having sex. Not entirely sure how many people I slept with but it was great fun!
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at a swingers party in a dark room wankin strangers cocks being blindfolded an getting licked by a butch woman
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Had a threesome with a Father and Son. Several times in fact including dual penetration. That was dirty, sexy and very orgasmic.
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When i took on 19 guys....i was asked to leave after 3hrs, the event had finished but i was still cock hungry!!
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And some are so unique they just bring a smile to your face at finding a fellow sexual adventurer:
I would say when I stroked my pussy at work until I came, got a spoon and slipped it inside in my pussy, scooped out my creamy gush, drizzled it over a chocolate cake, took a picture of it and sent it to my Master...then I ate the cake ;-)
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[hungrypunt]

I dont understand ? can you explain

[myothernameis]

I dont understand ? can you explain

The escorts interview, and under What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) 

This is what the op is talking about

[Bigjohn]

The most outrageous thing I've done sexually?

Fucked a prozzie!

[hungrypunt]

The escorts interview, and under What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) 

This is what the op is talking about

Ahh cheers,

Half of its bollocks when creating the AW profiles probably

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Many of them should put "Added things to my likes list that I have no intention of doing just to get punters through the door"

[Jumping Jack Flash]

I really can't be arsed with this thread. Pointless is stretching it beyond the realms of credibility.

[scutty brown]

Some of these fucking locations I've enjoyed could be regarded as outrageous...

1) Back seat of the bus going home after the pub, driver grinning his head off
2) On a stone coffin in a churchyard  (Galgate if you must know). Scraped my knees to buggery
3) Edge of Sherwood Forest, didn't realise we were next to a firing range until the army turned up and watched
4) Student beach party at Eype in Dorset, which ended up in a mass orgy with a couple of hundred kids taking turns with each other around the camp fires, bit like a scene out of a witchcraft film
5) In the office at work over the secretary's desk. Boss had gone, but two of the other girls were around and watched
6) As a kid, in the gap under the floor of those temporary prefab school classrooms that were so popular in the 1970s. During school lunchtime. More than once....
7) Under a pool table at a busy pub while everyone else carried on drinking (very full pub, all pissed on cider)

[londonguy85]

Hmmm I can't decide most of the civie girls can get a bit crazy, the best one been giving me a blowjob in a cab while the driver is wearing a full Muslim religious outfit in the front. Her sucking noises are too obvious and she asks for music 

I still to this day can't decide if he took us a longer route because the experience turned him on, he wanted me to enjoy myself some more or because he wanted more money  I never complained 

[sparkus]

Not boasting (OK, I am) but like Scutty Brown too many to mention.  One recentish one that sticks in my mind was getting a sudden and unexpected BJ while out on a date in Hackney at the former bus stop on Mare Street outside the Old Town Hall.  Was 1am so there were still people traipsing past drunk, a crowd of lads 20m away gave round of applause.  The next date did involve sex in the graveyard next to there as well (again spotted by a group of lads, unbeknown to me).  She had a massive pair too, so they got more than an eyeful.

I've done a colleague over boss' desk just for the hell of it and routinely had quickies in the toilets as well. 

[shagmore]

Walking into a shop on the outskirts of Brum, got talking to the lass behind the counter, something just clicked. She put the closed sign on the door, went into the stock room and fucked her up against the wall.
Was so un-expected, quite quick, but great.
 

[tonytonytony]

This girl was having a sleepover. I climbed in through the window while her mom was asleep. Then the fun began. 

[willie loman]

Shared a bed with my girlfriend and her mate, when my girlfriend went to sleep, or pretended to be asleep, I penetrated the friend. That was over 30 years ago, saw the mate last night at a party, with her husband and her daughter who is about 21.

[sparkus]

Shared a bed with my girlfriend and her mate, when my girlfriend went to sleep, or pretended to be asleep, I penetrated the friend. That was over 30 years ago, saw the mate last night at a party, with her husband and her daughter who is about 21.

The daughter being closer to 20 than 30 being reassuring...

[YidArmy]

Fuck me, there's some fucking bullshit on this thread. 

[Absolutman]

On a night train on the continent in a six seat compartment, for some reason a girl who got on sat beside me not her friend and sort of leaned overafter we got moving. She seemed to want some attention so I gave her a pussy massage. From her reaction she appreciated it. Did not take her to the toilet to give her a proper seeing to but did not want to lose my seat or bags or wake up or disturb her friend. Often wonder how it might have been. Was a student at the time and she was about my age. Did not exchange names or numbers and in the morning it was like nothing had happened. Probably could not happen today.

[tazz]

Shared a bed with my girlfriend and her mate, when my girlfriend went to sleep, or pretended to be asleep, I penetrated the friend. That was over 30 years ago, saw the mate last night at a party, with her husband and her daughter who is about 21.

And you werent worried your GF would wake up

[willie loman]

And you werent worried your GF would wake up

I was in the middle, walked my fingers down the mates buttocks, put my finger in and found her soaking wet, got out of bed to go for a "pee", on return lay down on the outside with the two girls now on my right, penetrated the girl, as we both lay on our sides face to face, didn't ejaculate or even have a full on shag, just an intense few seconds, shagged her properly at a later date. Would put my life savings on the fact that my girlfriend knew,was still awake  she probably found it quite funny in a Chaucerian way.

[Ed Ward]

Got a blow job from the wife at 70mph, came in her mouth and she swallowed

Also got a bj from her during Batman and Robin at the local cinema, same result. She rarely gives head.

Bought a strap on and got her to fuck me with it. Have bought another one for Xmas which is underpants rather than a harness.

Locked a store room at work and fucked a 19 year old worker. Made her cum then pulled out and came in her mouth. Kept her behind after work one night, she sucked my cock on my bosses chair then I fucked her in the arse in the training room.

Fucked the wife in a bakery at my old job when we both worked there, superstore so plenty of people still working. Got a hand job from another member of staff in the electrical cupboard in the same store.

Had a mmf with a couple from a swingers site, fucked her missionary and her husband stuck his cock in my mouth and his finger up my arse.

[jsparky]

Jesus, compared with you lot, I might as well live in a monastery! 

[Golovkin]

Fuck me, there's some fucking bullshit on this thread. 

+1

[threechilliman]

Got a blow job from the wife at 70mph, came in her mouth and she swallowed

Also got a bj from her during Batman and Robin at the local cinema, same result. She rarely gives head.

Bought a strap on and got her to fuck me with it. Have bought another one for Xmas which is underpants rather than a harness.

Locked a store room at work and fucked a 19 year old worker. Made her cum then pulled out and came in her mouth. Kept her behind after work one night, she sucked my cock on my bosses chair then I fucked her in the arse in the training room.

Fucked the wife in a bakery at my old job when we both worked there, superstore so plenty of people still working. Got a hand job from another member of staff in the electrical cupboard in the same store.

Had a mmf with a couple from a swingers site, fucked her missionary and her husband stuck his cock in my mouth and his finger up my arse.

In your dreams....

[Zeusthedoc]

I once took my socks off....

[milo]

In your dreams....

Yes, the post you have quoted in your post does seem like a list of fantasies and is difficult to believe.

However, this is the part I just can't believe

Have bought another one for Xmas

Has any bloke really started Christmas shopping yet?

[Titti Tatti]

Jesus, compared with you lot, I might as well live in a monastery!

if you do as long as you look young enough, you'll soon have plenty of experiences to add to this thread!

[Private Parts]

I really can't be arsed with this thread. Pointless is stretching it beyond the realms of credibility.

Jumpin!
Imagine if this question came up on “Pointless “ the show!
Which action really would be pointless?
Fisting a lesbian alien duo, anally, whilst being owo’d by Sophia Loren ( in her prime) recorded in black and white on a cine 8.
Maybe
PP

[GreyDave]

  He asked a question but put ideas from the WG`s profiles ... mostly BS
My most fun times stuck in wank bank How ever to answer;
Tag team DPV`ing a Big Lass riding a lucky 9 cocked chap with Steve2 and another while her partner watched
Having a butt plug in shagging a WG with a vibrater up hers then round 2 she put the vibrater in me..
Being strapon`ed by one WG whilst shagging the other
A few party orgy`s shagging a Brazlian standing in front of 8-10 others with other wgs telling her to finish me off , Being in the line to shag the old blonde at a spa 20 guy GB
Being filmed
Rabbit vibeing and eating super sized clit then sucking off her 9inch plus partners cock in their spa pool bath  (Nick and Leanna off AI M)
Some of you others guys were there too no names no pack drill
Crumbs what double life I lead

[Tmor25]

Wow. What a list!  Forgive my ignorance but who are Nick and Leanna from AI M?

[pamplona]

Christ! Reading this thread makes me think I haven’t lived and need to get out more, or it’s a load of bs

Got a blowjob from an ex in a lay-by when my old car broke down. God I miss her! I’ll leave you to decide if that’s the car or the ex!

[shagmore]

Obviously the car, some of the older ones are classics, and hard to come by.

An ex can easy be made 

[Shearer1955]

Some people watching too many porn films & mixing reality with imagination 

[scutty brown]

Oi!
Mine were all real!

You bunch of cynics

[5th Musketeer]

I once took my socks off....

Now THAT'S what I call getting serious.   

[Lalalaveets]

I Got a girls number in a Debenhams once, and then fucked my right hand in the toilets. That was wild!

Received bjs on the motorway many times and in many countries. Nothing to rave about

[GreyDave]

Wow. What a list!  Forgive my ignorance but who are Nick and Leanna from AI M?

They are or were a couple plus another bloke who used to be on the site that shall not be named
A very strange set up I saw them both a few times and they had a sort of "house keeper type bloke who knew what was what but he did not join in. the place was a off of an estate just off the A1 motorway 

Not B S Pamploma  just 40 years of miss spent time Shearer1955  I mentioned a punter who is on here too who was not just witness to more than a few of these Shenagins but helped set them up ...Porn just is pictures and usally the guy has a bigger knob and the girl bigger tits than you get in civie street. Punting gives this with you in the key place.  Oh ...Spicy Anikas room has mirrors all over so it feels a bit like that shagging her did her this lunch time

[pamplona]

Hats off to you GreyDave. Here’s to your next 40 years!

[GreyDave]

  
I will be happy with half that, or even to be still able to keep up  as well as the old dog Steve2 in the next 5 years
I regret I have not punted abroad like many have in Germany or Holland 

[soigneur]

Answered an ad on yahoo groups, went as a delivery boy to a flat, buzzed saying "package for Ms Smith".
When I got to top floor flat, put my package thru & it was "signed" & "sealed", got let in to pummel a pair of haunches, once I got
to the point I swivelled her around.
   Saw the hubby leaning on the baluster, so I gave her a good lip-whipping with my manhood, then jacked off on her face, zipped up & left.
Not a word spoken the whole time.

[scutty brown]

Answered an ad on yahoo groups, went as a delivery boy to a flat, buzzed saying "package for Ms Smith".
When I got to top floor flat, put my package thru & it was "signed" & "sealed", got let in to pummel a pair of haunches, once I got
to the point I swivelled her around.
   Saw the hubby leaning on the baluster, so I gave her a good lip-whipping with my manhood, then jacked off on her face, zipped up & left.
Not a word spoken the whole time.

you were playing the part of Bugs Bunny?

[Yaffa]

Apologies for popping in to this thread fellas.
The most outrageous sexual fun?
Gosh, tasting the delectable wet pussy of an Italian Lass as her husband wanked himself to near death over us both is up there.
Never to be repeated again as it was a one off experience, nevertheless, an ultra hot experience if I say so myself.
Being spanked and hornily fingered on the grounds of a church was quite intense as I felt  a bit bad/guilty,but given I’m an anti religious doctrine Chick in general,my guilt disappeared quite quickly as I orgasmed on his fingers.
Sorry guys, I just had to share.
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[Lalalaveets]

Apologies for popping in to this thread fellas.
The most outrageous sexual fun?
Gosh, tasting the delectable wet pussy of an Italian Lass as her husband wanked himself to near death over us both is up there.
Never to be repeated again as it was a one off experience, nevertheless, an ultra hot experience if I say so myself.
Being spanked and hornily fingered on the grounds of a church was quite intense as I felt  a bit bad/guilty,but given I’m an anti religious doctrine Chick in general,my guilt disappeared quite quickly as I orgasmed on his fingers.
Sorry guys, I just had to share.
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My craziest experience is having a wank over this...

[HarryZZ]

Tried fisting (giving) and watersprts both ways, also had a glass dildo up my arse.

Nothing in comparison to some of these stories but if you’d asked me a year ago I wouldn’t have believed I’d even tried them.

[shagmore]

Tried fisting (giving) and watersprts both ways, also had a glass dildo up my arse.

Nothing in comparison to some of these stories but if you’d asked me a year ago I wouldn’t have believed I’d even tried them.

Must concur, gave fisting last week to a northern lass, amazing experience. Weird seeing your whole fist disappear up her pussy, but great feeling - that was one high on the bucket list