I want to be better at sex!

[L1511p]

OK, i have lurked here for a while, i have had a few ok ‘experimental?’ Punts, i now want something a bit unusual.

I want to be good at sex.  Dont we all?  Im not bad, but i want to be really good at pleasuring women, to be told to do stuff differently, not hearing how good i am so we get to the point.

If i wanted to race ferrari’s, i’d go to the relevant driving school.  If i can find her, I need an expert WG in west London, someone probably not young, intelligent, experienced, who is happy to give me a regular weekly booking for say 2 months, sure to have fun, but to also tutor me.  Im serious, and i’m going to interview them fir this ?4k job. 

Any recommendations?

[PLeisure]

You’ve lurked for two years and still haven’t figured out the basics ??? 
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[Fuzzyduck]

OK, i have lurked here for a while, i have had a few ok ‘experimental?’ Punts, i now want something a bit unusual.

I want to be good at sex.  Dont we all?  Im not bad, but i want to be really good at pleasuring women, to be told to do stuff differently, not hearing how good i am so we get to the point.

If i wanted to race ferrari’s, i’d go to the relevant driving school.  If i can find her, I need an expert WG in west London, someone probably not young, intelligent, experienced, who is happy to give me a regular weekly booking for say 2 months, sure to have fun, but to also tutor me.  Im serious, and i’m going to interview them fir this ?4k job. 

Any recommendations?

Some advice: perhaps some reviews of the punts you've had will help establish your credibility before you can expect anyone to make any effort to help you.

[The Film Director]

Not sure why you expect any of us to be able to help anyway 

[Ozy84]

OK, i have lurked here for a while, i have had a few ok ‘experimental?’ Punts, i now want something a bit unusual.

I want to be good at sex.  Dont we all?  Im not bad, but i want to be really good at pleasuring women, to be told to do stuff differently, not hearing how good i am so we get to the point.

If i wanted to race ferrari’s, i’d go to the relevant driving school.  If i can find her, I need an expert WG in west London, someone probably not young, intelligent, experienced, who is happy to give me a regular weekly booking for say 2 months, sure to have fun, but to also tutor me.  Im serious, and i’m going to interview them fir this ?4k job. 

Any recommendations?

Ask your mum, she will have some friends.

[Borabora]

you don't need a regular, experiment with different WG and just have lots of sex with them!!

then make sure you post your reviews on here! 

[Hometown]

Sounds like your looking for a sex surrogate. Don’t think mongering is the right place for that, most girls here are conveyor belts... but if you do find a hooker with a heart of gold do tell :-)

[Steely Dan]

in case any real punters are here, consider the nina hartley tutorial.  there are better links, but i am too lazy to find them.
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[punk]

OK, i have lurked here for a while, i have had a few ok ‘experimental?’ Punts, i now want something a bit unusual.

I want to be good at sex.  Dont we all?  Im not bad, but i want to be really good at pleasuring women, to be told to do stuff differently, not hearing how good i am so we get to the point.

If i wanted to race ferrari’s, i’d go to the relevant driving school.  If i can find her, I need an expert WG in west London, someone probably not young, intelligent, experienced, who is happy to give me a regular weekly booking for say 2 months, sure to have fun, but to also tutor me.  Im serious, and i’m going to interview them fir this ?4k job. 

Any recommendations?

Eat pussy and die.Apart from that....

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[LLPunting]

You could try finding a Domme into the things you want to try and doing what she tells you to do.

[Brazilian Martian]

Ask your mum, she will have some friends.

 

[Analist]

Some posts, even if they come from trolls, are just so incredible they make me laugh.

You do know there is something called the Internet, right? With thousands of links that will give you free and detailed instructions and advice on how to have better sex. Plus drawings, pictures and videos if you need graphic illustration.

Instead, what do you do? You come to a site where men PAY for sex! We are paying to have sex the way we want, not the way it should be. And the women are paid to tell us how great we are as lovers regardless of the reality.

What makes you think we will be the best to help with your infantile problem?

[magnetico]

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[Nickp]

Dont rush in to it. Take your time. School starts is September and after week 1 you can ask your biology teacher.

Ps: it your teacher is a guy you're going to have to prepare your bum.

[webpunter]

 
OP's mum can get one of her mates to help a fucktard bell-end.  MFF

Ask your mum, she will have some friends.

[conway_hound]

Hi L1511p. I entirely understand. This is what you do. Skyve off of double maths, nick £50 from mummy's purse and phone the local parlour putting on your best deep voice. When you get there tell the nice lady you are a late developer and are actually 45 years old even though you dont shave yet. Give her £30, lie on the bed thing with your clothes folded neatly on the chair. If she asks you if you would like anything extra, do not ask for Ribena and a Kinder Surprise, put on your deep voice and growl, "yeah darling give it to me" . She may ask for more money in which case pay her. Your weener may get sticky after 5 seconds, so make sure that the lady uses a tissue to clean you up. This is essential as stained underpants may cause mummy to ask questions. You entered a boy and came out as a man.  Thats all there is to it. Make sure you get back for Media Studies 

[Waterhouse]

It's not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy

[Fuzzyduck]

Poor OP, just keeping schtum. Probably for the best, eh?
2 years to suck up the courage to post anything at all and gets all this. I am assuming you occasionally peek from behind the sofa to see what else has been said, so I'll just say bye bye.

[Analist]

He only wants to be better at sex in London ...

Doesn't mind being crap in ye olde countryside.

[Londonpunter30]

My advice is either post reviews of the girls you've seen, or fuck off

[webpunter]

Him posting a review of his mum would be laarf.  And no doubt gruesome at the same time.  I'm thinking HyacinthBucket type.  Best he just fucks off.  Is Admin on holiday ? 

My advice is either post reviews of the girls you've seen, or fuck off

[Markus456]

Every women is different. To give each one a good one, you need to read the signals and have cock control. That’s it 

[Luke Cage]

Can I assume from your question that you would like to become better at pleasuring your escorts? If so I have what I believe is some good basic advice to get you started.First though, you need an escort who genuinely enjoys her sex, and is interested in being pleased.There are some out there.
                     As far as the actual session goes,a good ice breaker is to give her a massage.( going to get some stick for that one). You can look on the internet for simple massage techniques, and it almost always goes down well with the girl.
                          Having given her a massage and generally been nice to her, next comes some serious oral.Lately I been favouring face sitting.This is good because it gives back a measure of control to the girl.Key though, is to be gentle.There are one or two escorts who will direct you as to exactly how to do this.I recommend side to side flicks of the tongue rather than the traditional up and down movement, beloved of the porno industry.
                         If you do the above with a little practice, she won’t care what you do with your cock.Incidentally, the majority of women climax during foreplay not penetration.My final observation is that these are transferable skills which will impress your girlfriend as well as your escorts.
      Hope that this helps.

[Brazilian Martian]

Can I assume from your question that you would like to become better at pleasuring your escorts? If so I have what I believe is some good basic advice to get you started.First though, you need an escort who genuinely enjoys her sex, and is interested in being pleased.There are some out there.
                     As far as the actual session goes,a good ice breaker is to give her a massage.( going to get some stick for that one). You can look on the internet for simple massage techniques, and it almost always goes down well with the girl.
                          Having given her a massage and generally been nice to her, next comes some serious oral.Lately I been favouring face sitting.This is good because it gives back a measure of control to the girl.Key though, is to be gentle.There are one or two escorts who will direct you as to exactly how to do this.I recommend side to side flicks of the tongue rather than the traditional up and down movement, beloved of the porno industry.
                         If you do the above with a little practice, she won’t care what you do with your cock.Incidentally, the majority of women climax during foreplay not penetration.My final observation is that these are transferable skills which will impress your girlfriend as well as your escorts.
      Hope that this helps.

You have wasted your time with that response as it's plain to see that the op is a Troll.

[Luke Cage]

This has to be the stupidest question ever, what is a “ troll” and why have they bothered?

[magnetico]

This has to be the stupidest question ever, what is a “ troll” and why have they bothered?

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You must be new on the Internet, they're in all online communities unfortunately.

[Luke Cage]

This explains why he got such aggressive responses.
Might’ve accidentally done the same with my “ pleasing your escorts “chat.

[webpunter]

Can't wait for your 1st review
The excitement is nearly unbearable
 

Every women is different. To give each one a good one, you need to read the signals and have cock control. That’s it 

[Bassman]

It's not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy
You're still young, that's your fault,
There's so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want you can marry
Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy

Alright there Cat

 

[Waterhouse]

Alright there Cat

 

Thank you very much... I'm here all week.