Author Topic: What are the alternatives? (Read 9647 times)

Kriss · « **on:** March 26, 2020, 12:23:42 pm »

With punting being ruled out for the near future - at least - I'm wondering what the next best thing could be. I tried phone sex once or twice a few years ago. I was OK. I might try WebCam stuff, but I think its a bit expensive. Anybody got any other ideas?

tesla · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:29:29 pm »

you could try reading a book

Moby Dick · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:32:26 pm »

Wanking your cock into a soggy sock

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:48:07 pm »

Quote from: Moby Dick on March 26, 2020, 12:32:26 pm

Wanking your cock into a soggy sock

Hollow out a Melon or put some raw kidney in a jam jam

PussyLover789 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:51:04 pm »

you could always order a blow up doll

Kool Keef · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:15:16 pm »

One of your hands, some tissues & a pornographic website of your choosing.
Job done.

bdyno · « **Reply #6 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:16:06 pm »

Quote from: PussyLover789 on March 26, 2020, 12:51:04 pm

you could always order a blow up doll

You don't even have to blow them up these days...
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freeze44 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 26, 2020, 01:42:02 pm »

Am sure the collective wg brains can come up with something?

What about a sex show behind a clear screen? Might look a bit odd checking into a hotel with a 6 x 6 screen but sure they would understand?

Would want a disposable body suit to enter the viewing room though as some gunk be around!

Clitheroelad · « **Reply #8 on:** March 26, 2020, 03:08:10 pm »

Have a wank. Chaturbate is good.

Kriss · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2020, 03:18:38 pm »

Quote from: Moby Dick on March 26, 2020, 12:32:26 pm

Wanking your cock into a soggy sock

I do that anyway

Kriss · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2020, 03:23:59 pm »

Quote from: PussyLover789 on March 26, 2020, 12:51:04 pm

you could always order a blow up doll

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Well worth considering

Kriss · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2020, 03:25:21 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on March 26, 2020, 01:42:02 pm

Am sure the collective wg brains can come up with something?

What about a sex show behind a clear screen? Might look a bit odd checking into a hotel with a 6 x 6 screen but sure they would understand?

Would want a disposable body suit to enter the viewing room though as some gunk be around!

Or a very small glory-hole?

PussyLover789 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2020, 03:32:29 pm »

Quote from: Kriss on March 26, 2020, 03:23:59 pm

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Well worth considering

She looks better than most SPs on AW

yepitsmeagain · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2020, 06:29:43 pm »

Fresh roadkill!!

Boundless · « **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2020, 07:51:33 pm »

Sorry guys, I've just started a similar thread, I didn't see this one!

Trotter671 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2020, 08:56:03 pm »

Karma Rx, Vina Sky and Riley Reid on Pornhub & XHamster will be keeping me company until things eventually get back to normal !

Moby Dick · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2020, 09:11:23 pm »

Quote from: PussyLover789 on March 26, 2020, 12:51:04 pm

you could always order a blow up doll

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=274748.msg2810575#msg2810575

Dunno how she would open the door to let you in.
And you’d have to give it a good wipe down for the next guy.

PussyLover789 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2020, 09:38:44 pm »

Quote from: Trotter671 on March 26, 2020, 08:56:03 pm

Karma Rx, Vina Sky and Riley Reid on Pornhub & XHamster will be keeping me company until things eventually get back to normal !

Riley Reid is HOT! Ive got a thing for Skylar Vox at the moment

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Bustydusty · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:23:58 am »

Literally just come across a lovely newbie - Gabbie Carter

Goldfinch · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:06:39 am »

Quote from: Bustydusty on March 27, 2020, 08:23:58 am

Literally just come across a lovely newbie - Gabbie Carter

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tesla · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:39:20 am »

don,t know what puts me off more, spotty back or the tattoo mutilation

Goldfinch · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:42:18 am »

Quote from: tesla on March 27, 2020, 09:39:20 am

don't know what puts me off more, spotty back or the tattoo mutilation

Definitely the tattoos-hate them.

blueboy85 · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2020, 10:37:51 am »

Go to the pub...oh sorry even that pleasure is being denied us!

freeze44 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2020, 11:54:53 am »

Quote from: blueboy85 on March 27, 2020, 10:37:51 am

Go to the pub...oh sorry even that pleasure is being denied us!

Yep! Not quite gone stir crazy yet but my mental health is suffering with limited things to do! As an example a 60 something year old smiled at me earlier. In them long forgotten normal times, would just think 'aw what a sweet old dear'.

But now, I find myself thinking 'she was quite tidy...wonder what she looks like naked...is she coming onto me' Am going to call one of them help lines...just hope the advice is not more wanking!!

Bootyhunter01 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2020, 01:58:24 pm »

This one External Link/Members Only has been showing up in Carlisle. Dont know how she she does it maybe full PPE and a condom?

chrishornx · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2020, 02:52:45 pm »

Quote from: Goldfinch on March 27, 2020, 09:42:18 am

Definitely the tattoos-hate them.

spots not great either

Bustydusty · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2020, 03:10:20 pm »

Quote from: chrishornx on March 27, 2020, 02:52:45 pm

spots not great either

Looks like she’s all mine

Bustydusty · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2020, 04:13:38 pm »

Quote from: Clitheroelad on March 26, 2020, 03:08:10 pm

Have a wank. Chaturbate is good.

Adalin18 is

Sapientem · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:20:20 pm »

Quote from: Goldfinch on March 27, 2020, 09:06:39 am

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She has a great ass, very fuckable.

wilbers · « **Reply #29 on:** March 27, 2020, 08:56:20 pm »

Quote from: Bootyhunter01 on March 27, 2020, 01:58:24 pm

This one External Link/Members Only has been showing up in Carlisle. Dont know how she she does it maybe full PPE and a condom?

Given it says she's accessing from Spain, no chance of infecting anyone in Carlisle!

spiralnotebook · « **Reply #30 on:** March 27, 2020, 09:07:31 pm »

Don`t shoot the messenger . . .

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SmoothieNeil · « **Reply #31 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:04:47 pm »

Phone sex can be quite enjoyable.

One i use occasionally called Angel's Callbacks and they do cater for any fantasty you can think of even taboo stuff which lets face it we all have those but never tall about them in public but its a good way of acting them out without anyone coming to actual harm

Kool Keef · « **Reply #32 on:** March 28, 2020, 01:47:36 pm »

Quote from: SmoothieNeil on March 28, 2020, 01:04:47 pm

Phone sex can be quite enjoyable.

One i use occasionally called Angel's Callbacks and they do cater for any fantasty you can think of even taboo stuff which lets face it we all have those but never tall about them in public but its a good way of acting them out without anyone coming to actual harm

Phone sex always makes me think of this:

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Clitheroelad · « **Reply #33 on:** March 28, 2020, 02:51:56 pm »

Quote from: Bustydusty on March 27, 2020, 04:13:38 pm

Adalin18 is

Found her

Bustydusty · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2020, 04:24:06 pm »

Quote from: Clitheroelad on March 28, 2020, 02:51:56 pm

Found her

Pervy friend of mine told me about her - she is gorgeous

LordTreacle · « **Reply #35 on:** March 29, 2020, 02:22:13 am »

pornhub premium is free for a month

PussyLover789 · « **Reply #36 on:** March 29, 2020, 02:29:50 am »

Quote from: LordTreacle on March 29, 2020, 02:22:13 am

pornhub premium is free for a month

Dont you have to sign up first though and give your credit card details before you can use premium??

bigmc · « **Reply #37 on:** March 29, 2020, 05:47:31 pm »

Quote from: PussyLover789 on March 29, 2020, 02:29:50 am

Dont you have to sign up first though and give your credit card details before you can use premium??

Not while its free, give them an email address ( secret punting one, we all have one of those

) you dont even have to verify it.
I did it the other day to see what else you got for it

Kriss · « **Reply #38 on:** March 29, 2020, 09:24:57 pm »

Quote from: bigmc on March 29, 2020, 05:47:31 pm

I did it the other day to see what else you got for it

And?

Captain caveman 69 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 29, 2020, 10:41:03 pm »

Quote from: Bustydusty on March 28, 2020, 04:24:06 pm

Pervy friend of mine told me about her - she is gorgeous

+1

Thephoenix · « **Reply #40 on:** March 30, 2020, 09:25:11 am »

Surely now's the time as part of your exercise routine to include some flexibility exercises.

If you've never tried sucking yourself off give it a go...... Not possible for me unfortunately.... With my arthritis, I'd probably stick like that, which might be a bit embarrassing.

Alternatively, try fucking your own arse.........not sure if that's allowed on this forum.... Can't work out if it's a homosexual practice, shagging your own bum.
It can be done. Apparently there's examples on porn channels..... Only what I've heard

Captain caveman 69 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 31, 2020, 01:12:03 pm »

Quote from: Thephoenix on March 30, 2020, 09:25:11 am

Surely now's the time as part of your exercise routine to include some flexibility exercises.

If you've never tried sucking yourself off give it a go...... Not possible for me unfortunately.... With my arthritis, I'd probably stick like that, which might be a bit embarrassing.

Alternatively, try fucking your own arse.........not sure if that's allowed on this forum.... Can't work out if it's a homosexual practice, shagging your own bum.
It can be done. Apparently there's examples on porn channels..... Only what I've heard

sucking yourself off its not for me plus i haven't seen my feet in two years

Carpy · « **Reply #42 on:** March 31, 2020, 01:55:36 pm »

I’m considering a blow and go service.

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freeze44 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 31, 2020, 02:29:24 pm »

Quote from: Carpy on March 31, 2020, 01:55:36 pm

I’m considering a blow and go service.

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Over £200!! The reviews amusing!

Warm-Hands · « **Reply #44 on:** March 31, 2020, 02:33:17 pm »

224 quid!! you want to look on Wish - they have similar stuff for less than 50 quid most of the time.

winkywanky · « **Reply #45 on:** March 31, 2020, 02:40:29 pm »

Quote from: Carpy on March 31, 2020, 01:55:36 pm

I’m considering a blow and go service.

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For that price, they could at least have made the lips look red instead of just flesh-coloured

winkywanky · « **Reply #46 on:** March 31, 2020, 02:43:26 pm »

One disappointed guy complains that as he has used it, he's not allowed to return it

Carpy · « **Reply #47 on:** March 31, 2020, 03:53:47 pm »

Quote from: Warm-Hands on March 31, 2020, 02:33:17 pm

224 quid!! you want to look on Wish - they have similar stuff for less than 50 quid most of the time.

The wish version comes with teeth

Willyed · « **Reply #48 on:** March 31, 2020, 04:36:24 pm »

I’ve seen a second hand one for sale

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #49 on:** March 31, 2020, 04:41:40 pm »

Quote from: Carpy on March 31, 2020, 03:53:47 pm

The wish version comes with teeth

Does the Love Honey one come with a beer mat and ashtray

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Author Topic: What are the alternatives? (Read 9647 times)