Ok you were very unlucky, so did you manage to see any girl? I can't remember the last time Artemis was raided, but why were you in a police van for a hour? Ok thanks for posting by why be wary, prostitution is legal in Germany, so the punter hasn't broken any law.
Why was the swinger club a disaster? It would be good to share, that's what this forums for.
I had just finished with a tall blond german called Danielle. Her service was very good. OWO, RO, but, unfortunately no kissing. It all happened while I was taking a break before my next punt.
Every punter was interviewed by the Police. Only as witnesses, nothing bad, except for the hassle. In my case, it took longer than it should because they needed someone who spoke English. Which apparently most of the cops there didn't.
Prostitution is legal, but if a club is under suspicion of incurring in other ilegal activities, that can cause the punters a bad experience as well. In this incident, it only ruined the night for everyone. But there are now records detailing everyone who was at the club last night. What if they get leaked? For this reason, I would advise anyone to exercise caution before visiting Artemis or other FKKs, specially if privacy is a major concern.
As to my swinging experience, I was at Swingerclub Zwiespalt. I went there on the Erotic Massage day which meant there was a masseuse providing massages for everyone. The massage was very poor. She didn't seem to have any training, only rubbed some oil on my back without applying any pressure. Finished with a hand job. The hand job was ok, but nothing special about it. Other than this, there was only about 10 people in there, most of them men. Only one couple and a single girl. Nobody was playing, everyone stayed at the bar. It wasn't a bad night, had good conversations with everyone there and the beer was included (60€ entrance), but there was no swinging going on.
If I had gone to Artemis on Tuesday and Swingerclub Zwiespalt on Wednesday (gang bang day), as I had originally planned, would probably had a much better time at both.