ProfilesExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyComms - Standard short & sharp messaging for a Brazilian girl but got all the basics down
Price - £100 for 30 mins (her cum was £50 extra but declined this option)
Location - (more on this in the actual review) House in Mapperley, on street parking down a leafy road and quite discreet overall
ReviewGot off to a odd start but tried to not let this get me down, been while since my last punt and was really looking forward to this one - postcode was confirmed via text but as soon as I got there it didn't seem right. Postcode led me to a road of semi's just off the valley road in Sherwood, all very residential, not discreet at all. Really didn't seem like the kind of place there would be short term rents for visiting escorts
I messaged Luana for the house number which was promptly received and got to the house and knocked, no answer. Turned out this was actually a good thing and saved me an awkward ''sorry wrong house'' convo as she'd given me the wrong postcode!
Got the correct one from here and seemed was a simple typo and the actual location was only a 5 minute drive in Mapperley
Arrived again and parked a little down the street to avoid any prying neighbours, walked down the street and could see the door from the pavement so went straight to that. Again turned out to be the wrong door and the house has 2 entrances, the actual one was round the front side through a garden gate
So in the door and she does the behind the door trick. Welcomes me in and I get a good view of her - she looks exactly like her photos in both ads and she's wearing a lacy black robe over a pink bra, black thong and black heels. Overall looks great so far. I follow her upstairs to the bedroom and can barely see on my way up, all the curtains everywhere were shut tight making it really dark. Into the room and my eyes have begun to adjust to the dark but I ask if I can open the curtains anyway, she responds by saying she doesn't speak English and gestures with her fingers to eyes to signal that people could see in
''Ok I'll leave them shut then'' I said and got a firm shush back, again she gestures, this time to the closed door behind us and she signals that someone will hear me (from the Birchplace and Adultwork ads at the time it seemed like she may have been sharing the house with Camila Schimith
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So again not off to a great start to the actual meet but she's fucking sexy and I'm determined to have a good time
At this point she comes over for some FK and she starts to grab my cock through my trousers, I return the favour through her thong. She breaks off and tells me to get undressed and while I'm doing this asks if I want to pay cash or transfer so I pass her the cash. Back into FK which turns into DFK alternating with me sucking on her tits and giving them a good squeeze as we stand and she wanks my cock until I'm hard before pulling away and getting into doggy position on edge of the bed giving me great view of her stunning ass. No need to give me any more hints and as quickly as she 's on the bed I've got her thong off and my tongue deep up her arse
which tasted just as good as it looked. Not long after this she flips over and pushes her cock towards my face which I duly take care of and begin to suck. It was such a nice one too, around 8 inches, good girth and very straight - again like her arse perfectly clean and tasted great. Soon I pushed her legs up got back to eating her hole and used a hand to wank her off which got her moaning nicely and she guided my free hand to her tits so even more of a thorough feel - good god her tits were great, definitely the best fake tits I've ever had the pleasure of
at points I was genuinely wondering if they were real
Now's she's moaning louder and rolling her head back and was rock hard and clearly enjoying this but she stopped me soon (got the feeling she didn't want to cum for free) and said ''fuck you now?''. Well that was the reason I was there so of course said yes.
Like I said it's been a while for me so I made sure to let her know to go really slow, repeated this twice and both times she said yes. So I'm on my back, she's got a condom on and all lubed up, here we go
but she did not go slow
she didn't exactly ram it in but fuck me it hurt. I must have made some noise as she forcefully shushed me again
so she tries again, still hurts, and again but we're getting somewhere until she's inside and fucking me slow. She builds up pace and it's feeling great, bends over for more DFK as she's fucking me and now I'm really into this. But now she wants to go deeper
so more pain again
. I have to push her back a little so she gets the message and then she's less deep inside and wanking me off until I cum hard.
Clean up operation commences, I get dressed and out the door in around 20 mins, job done.
Conclusion Gone for a neutral for two reasons, firstly (and the main one) she checked her phone several times throughout and she kept it off silent so she could get to it as soon as the notifications went off. Big no no in my book. Secondly, she very much did not take it slow even after checking with her before, remind her when she was inside me more than once and at one point I had to push her away to stop her from making me scream
More experienced or frequent receivers will probably be fine though. I would go back but only if I was more in the habit of getting pounded
TLDR - She's fucking fit, great arse, great cock and perfect tits but she gave me the wrong postcode, kept checking her phone and could have made things less painful