What's the funniest thing an SP has said to you when she cums?

[scutty brown]

I'd have considered tucking her in and climbing into bed with her to spend the night, but of course this may have incurred 'additional charges' 

I don't think Nikki would have been too understanding if she found us in the morning

But a couple of the thai girls in Blackpool have actually taken me home to do that - but for free. They just needed company.

[winkywanky]

I don't think Nikki would have been too understanding if she found us in the morning

But a couple of the thai girls in Blackpool have actually taken me home to do that - but for free. They just needed company.

How much did you charge them? 

[notcalledchris]

"you bastard, how am I supposed to drive to Swansea now?"

[DouglasReynholm]

"Christ; where the fuck did you learn to do that!" has to be my favourite.

had that one too, word for word.

"you bastard, how am I supposed to drive to Swansea now?"

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This is my favourite so far. Couldn't be Welsher could it.

Winky, you can quote more than one post in the same post. Tabs dear boy.  No wonder your post count's 3 jillion.

[Endevour117]

Few years ago got this Escort on her back , legs apart and I am giving her oral , licking away , couple fingers rubbing her clit and not a bloody sound , been down there working away for over 5 minutes mining that fucking pussy for all I am worth , sure it is getting wet but not a bloody sound from her above , I am beginning to think the daft mare has fell asleep on me when out of the blue I hear this Ahhhhhhh sound and pussy starts pushing into my face and she is shouting “ keep going and fuckin hell haven’t you done this before”. Feeling chuffed I am mining fior all I am worth then whoosh she starts fuckin squirting and fuckin squirting all over me me face ....not the nicest thing to happen and smells a bit .....the old mare is lying back saying “ Oh that was good, oh so good , you can come again” !
I am down at the coal face dripping wet and thinking to myself and I am the one paying her £120 per hour.
 
 

 

[winkywanky]

had that one too, word for word.
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This is my favourite so far. Couldn't be Welsher could it.

Winky, you can quote more than one post in the same post. Tabs dear boy.  No wonder your post count's 3 jillion.

What can I say Douglas, I'm a post-slut   

IMO separate posts are easier for others to read, and certainly easier for me to post, so there  .

[notcalledchris]

had that one too, word for word.
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This is my favourite so far. Couldn't be Welsher could it.

Winky, you can quote more than one post in the same post. Tabs dear boy.  No wonder your post count's 3 jillion.

not a Welsh lass although it was in Cardiff.  She was a Glaswegian estate agent.

[Punterperson1971]

Spunk in my ass as I’m fucking her or fill my ass with spunk(all covered of course) before anyone says anything