I don’t know whether to thank you for the reports or hate you for putting ideas into my head 
Got some time off in March, ideally after somewhere warm where I can engage in some actual holiday stuff along with the side activities. I know you travel all over the shop, how is BA for someone with the Spanish ability of a potato?
...you are not the first and no doubt won't be the last to thank/blame me for putting notions in their heads.
BA has the reputation of being South Americas most European type cities and this it undoubtedly is having the vibe, atmosphere and sophistication of a Spanish city. Apart from the many migrant workers from all over the rest of the Americas, most BA born Porteros (as Buenos Airens are called) look more Italian than South American. This is because they are. Italian migrant workers settled here in their thousands in the nineteenth and early twentieth century. It is very much a cafe culture.
Spoken Spanish is very much of a big advantage here. If you are a potato, then I must be a turnip. I went into a chemists yesterday and asked for some cough medicine 'Tiene supressor de la tos por favor'. I thought that I had pronounced it perfectly so why the blank looks?
After trying various variations on the theme I was, as usual, reduced to repeating the word nochte (night) and making coughing noises. This they understood immediately.
I like BA a lot. I think that Argentina is a splendid country and have changed my travel plans to return but this time to the second city Cordoba which I have heard is full of beautiful women. It also is, supposedly, the cheapest city in the Americas and the second cheapest city in the world to live for the ex-pat (source
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So I wouldn't put you off visiting BA but it depends on what kind of holiday that you have planned. If you just want to fuck beautiful women, drink incredibly cheap good quality Argentinian wine and eat great food all at bargain prices, then this is the place for you. I think it is one of those places that those in the know keep to themselves. It is no accident that the owner of ISG has lived here for many years.
Take for example last evening. My guest was a 22 year old ballet dancer. She is a 100% kosher professional dancer. I have seen her instagram page. She had agreed to a rate of under £100 for a two hour session. She stayed for over three. Excellent deep blow job, facial finish, good sex plus she gave me a private ballet performance and was, as expected, flexible as a bendy doll so we got into some rather interesting positions. She was also a bit of a pisshead and she drank most of a bottle of Malbeq that we shared. She spoke excellent English and we chatted about everything under the sun. It was just like a wild drinking/fuck session with a girlfriend except the fact that I am over 40 years her senior.
What a place!
