Risks of using a hotel outcall for room booked and paid for by employer

[TheNewSeeker]

I'm booked in to a London Hotel next week and thought I'd treat myself to a late incall. My room confirmation is all in the name of my company, and even has the secretaries name on it. So is there any risk?

I've only ever done this, years ago, when I worked for myself, so any letter or email to the company, regarding misdemeanors (shagging whores on business trips) would only have come to me! I remember one hitch in Norwich when my girl did not get past the reception and they called me to vouch for her. Of course she did not even have my real name! I calmly went to reception and said to the girl, "fantastic, have you brought the right memory stick with the presentation slides. [insertpuntingname] forgot to give them me when asked me to come instead"  . Phew, but I felt a bit flustered, made up for by the fantastic punt  - never had a girl so desperate to get the proverbial rocks off. On another occasion, (bloody Norwich again) about half hour after my girl had left, the fire alarms went off, and the hotel was evacuated. A very close shave! Now, older and wiser I'm very aware things can and do go awry.

I may be overthinking it, but I'm interested in any other's experiences of work trip punts and steeling wenches into your hotel. Note I have no colleagues with me so that risk is absent. What precautions would you take to ensure nothing could get back to your employer. Is it too risky?

 

[englandfan]

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so long as the room is paid for before you leave you'll have no issues

[anyfucker]

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so long as the room is paid for before you leave you'll have no issues

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Probably, nothing is certain in life.
Also should be OK unless you trash the room like a rock star.

[bensonhedges20]

If your worried, tell her its the room nearby. When she arrives just keep watch and walk her to your room.

If your worried she will call reception etc to verify your real

[stevedave]

If you're worried about her getting past reception, perhaps suggest meeting in the hotel bar? But other than that, I don't see any problems.

[ayreon010]

When I am away I normally book a Travelodge for it being easy and convenient.
Plus or downside with them whichever way you look at it you have to go down and escort them through either the security door or for lift access.

Chain hotels are usually very busy with so many people coming and going they dont know who is who half the time.

[Owwhatanight]

I stay in hotels 2-3 days a week mainly east of England and I try to stay in the same hotels. Also there big hotels where the bars are very busy with ppl coming all hours. If you use the Holiday inn just off Newmarket road in Norwich they always have other exits open, or the Wensome Golf Hotel you can bypass reception.

I use to always have the invoice with my name and address but now for tax reasons my company are insisting on their details on the invoice which is kinda scary.

[threechilliman]

In all the years i spent in hotels I can't think of a single instance of anyone enquiring who came to my room. I should think the biggest danger is the fire alarm going off mid-shag and having to scoot out of the building accompanied by some sexy young thing.

Could be kinda fun though if she was still wearing her stockings/suspenders and porno heels. Yeah, a right laugh!

tcm

[regular_guy]

ive never had a girl for an outcall when staying in a hotel,  but having regularly stayed in hotels for work,  you always see the WG's coming in and meeting up with the punters,  then leaving an hour later.

sitting at the bar,  you can clock them going in,  or more often than not the punter coming down to meet them.

its normal,  i'd say just go down and meet them and you'll be fine.

[jamesian]

Done it in Germany and Brussels but never in UK. Just seems to close to home!!

[dave_59]

My first punt was when away on business and the company paying.
Still remember Shannon walking into the room, and that was late 2006.
No risk realy as long as room paid for and the lady knows which room to go to.
If the hotel as electronic locks on internal doors just meet in a common area/reception, had to do that once or twice.

[dave_59]

Oh and, best not to try and put the punt on expenses - not sure what the receipt would list... 

[MancSean]

Think you are worrying over nowt pal. Plus if you don't have the balls go on an incall at a wg's digs thousands in London.
When I Russia once my boss a Swiss bloke actually asked me to walk in the hotel with a wg for him whilst he got cash for his punt. He was married with 4 kids didn't put him off. The stupid bint only dropped her bag spilling the entire contents over the lobby floor.  I stayed in that hotel for a year so everyone new me. The security guard who was like a gorilla in build said Sean is she with you? I just said kind of and walked to the bar whilst she picked her shit up.

[Keema]

And if it's like my place you'd need to submit a business case forwarding her as a supplier - sucks like a Dyson might work...

[lostandfound]

Clearly many people do it, and punters away from home on business must be a staple of the paid sex scene. Personally I don't do it, and won't even access adult content via a connection provided in such a hotel.

[RedKettle]

If your worried, tell her its the room nearby. When she arrives just keep watch and walk her to your room.

If your worried she will call reception etc to verify your real

That is a great idea and so simple  - how have I never thought of it.  Also depending on the layout of the hotel you could keep watch and if she is a munter you do not have to worry about telling to take a hike, you just wander back to your room.  So long as you are using a punting phone and did not book via AW you are in the clear!  (I only mean in a b & s type situation, I would not leave a genuine girl hanging around the hotel.)

[HornyHemel]

I have frequently punted over the years in hotels when on business. 

The only close call I have had was in Leeds and went to meet the said lady outside the hotel as it was late with security on the door.  On reaching the lift, several people got in who I had been speaking with at a conference earlier in the day.  We both stayed silent and thankfully only the two of us got out at my floor.  The next morning I did get a couple of funny looks from guys who were probably jealous in the knowledge that I had been banging a fit bird whilst they were talking shop with a couple of munters in the bar.....

[normal_guy]

It's these girls who want to phone the switchboard number and ask for Mr Smith where the name is an issue.

Meeting in the bar or asking her to come straight to the room (she will probably know the layout better than you) is usually the best.

Bit worried about the guy who can spot WG's though :o‎

[nike]

I've done it at the hotel at the Reebok stadium during a conference I was attending. The hotel was paid for and in the name of my employers, there were upwards of 500 of my colleagues staying in that and three other hotels in the vicinity. Never had any problems. In fact one of my colleagues , who is also a mate and fellow punter stayed to keep me company and get a SLY look at the wg.
It was a good session, she arrived wearing a full length coat and underneath really sexy lingerie. She dropped her coat and dropped to her knee's and gave a splendid owo. After I shot my load in her mouth she said never mind we can try again later if u like. Exactly what I had in mind.
Never posted a review as it was before I became a member of the UKP family.    

[Hawkwind71]

I rarely do hotel outcalls, the WG usually wants the booking ref so she can verify you have reserved the room and that means access to my surname etc.

But this October I am relaxing my own rules on a trial basis. Booked one WG who I trust as far as you can trust anyone in this business and see how it goes.

UKP is a great help but a lot of this is still trial by error. 

[Justanotheruser]

Clearly many people do it, and punters away from home on business must be a staple of the paid sex scene. Personally I don't do it, and won't even access adult content via a connection provided in such a hotel.

I'd never even thought about that side of it to be honest. I'm always looking at porn when staying in hotels...

[TheNewSeeker]

Well comrades thanks for all the considered thoughts. Clearly the view of risk is varied, as to be expected; risk is a function of chance and the impact of the consequence. Thus those who have less to lose (wife, job) will see the risk as lower.

Anyhow, I took the risk. I had a lovely girly organised for 9pm. Lots of good AW comms, and we shared a text to verify phone comms in order. On the train to London I texted to say I was on my way, texted to say I had arrived, texted her to say I was checked in. No response to fucking anything 

Seems the risk of getting caught is mitigated by the girl not showing up. She's even left AW now. Not even any point in reviewing. Oh well plan B, which was an outcall, the hassle of which I'd wanted to avoid, but needs must and all that.


 

[Hawkwind71]

............but needs must and all that.

Spoken like true punter 

[LL]

I almost risked it. Planned the punt before I got to the hotel.  Had a colleague with me but I knew he was the bookworm sort who would stay in his room each evening, leaving me to get up to mischief in my own.  When I got my room however, I realised my colleague was in the one next to it and the walls were thin (could hear his TV from my own room) so I called the girl and arranged to go to her place instead!

[suffolkmark]

A lot of business hotel chains are using porn blockers on their free wifi in rooms and common areas. I still accessed ukp though.

[TheNewSeeker]

When I got my room however, I realised my colleague was in the one next to it and the walls were thin (could hear his TV from my own room)

What a bummer. I'd be scared if a colleague was even in the same hotel though.


 

[LL]

What a bummer. I'd be scared if a colleague was even in the same hotel though.

Me too, that sort of added to the excitement of it all really.  If he was on another floor or even a bit further down the hall I would have gone through with it.